/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16379982
My sister is in the bathtub right now. Soaping up her breasts. Hnnngghh I can't stand it any longer.

Gotta squeeze em.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0skaYwOMD0Y

Enjoy.

>>16380007
I've been considering picking up that kit, haven't done gunpla in a while and it's a fun idea

>>16379990
Oh... Okay...

>>16380007
I like all the sound effects in this lol

>>16380007
18:45 I'm gonna need that golden banana hammer DX

>>16380040
Huh. Apparently they're real bananas, cast in bronze. Fucking metal. A bit pricey though (~$100+ USD)

>>16380007
Ty for this. Suuuubscribed.

>>16380037
The little no's and grunts and yeahs?

>>16380325
>The little no's and grunts and yeahs
yeah and some othetr stuff i cant remember atm

>>16380040
Man, the egg after that was super shiny. Do the Japs polish their eggs for sale or something?

>>16380007
This has to be absolute peak consumerism. I cannot take it.

>>16381138
this is japan, they transcended consumerism

>>16381192
More like they were molded by it.

>>16381097
3 other things those are also good for:
-anal probing
-cupping my balls (need to use two at a time)
-tricking friends into sticking it in their cookies and milk after you've used it

>>16379982

>>16379982
>sure let me just boil this large piece of plastic in with my food
>inevitably it will break apart and ruin your dinner
I hate American consumerism so much

>>16380007
Just looking at this made my stomach feel off.
Gross noodles, a miriad of off-tasting spices with a fuckton of salt, and flavorless dehydrated vegetables.

>>16382470
hard to believe putting electronics thinly coated in cheap plastic that's meant to be put in boiling water was a bad idea. You know the guidos who thought of this shit thought it was brilliant too

>>16382497
even worse is it's battery operated so hopefully it's sealed correctly and you don't end up eating battery acid

>>16382470
Isn't this just a fucking timer, like the "pasta fun" chef? You don't have to put it in the boiling water. Put it on a table, start it off and wait till it stops singing.

>>16382554
it's heat activated, not manually activated. you have to put it in the boiling water for it to work.

i don't know why you wouldn't just use your stove's built-in timer though

>>16382476
wow
Imagine being this dude lmao

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero

>>16382593
Anyone who unironically bought that should be put up a wall and shot. I'm not joking.

>>16381097
But the great hero Achilles had one fatal flaw — when Thetis dipped her infant babe into the roiling waters of the river Styx, she held him so by his ankles. The waters of Styx could not reach him there, and this would be his downfall.

>>16382593
I like they found out it was easier to just squeeze the bag by hand.

>>16380007
Stupid ching chong ping pongs, but that music reminds me of getting a tugger at the chinese massage place near work

>>16382593
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero

>>16380007
>https://youtu.be/0skaYwOMD0Y?t=1404
help me, banana dildo, my strength is waning

>>16382600

Only after you get rid of the corporate investors who dropped $120 million to get this retarded gadget on the market.

>>16382625
The video of that guy taking one apart was fascinating. He said it was one of the most well built useless pieces of junk he had ever seen.

>>16382433
Checked and based.

>>16380007
I don't get it, why add that powder to the left over liquid? You could just drink it or dump it out if you're camping like the tent on the packet implies that's its intended use

>>16382625
Maybe cost constraints are actually good.

>>16380007
That bonito flaker set thing would be a really cool present for someone.

>>16379990
get some pics?

>>16379982

>>16383345
holy fuck its real

>>16383345
watching this for the first time I realized her hair style is peak 2010s and is gonna look retarded in 5 years

>>16383453
already looks dumb and her mannerisms make her seem insufferable

>>16383526
I just meant that feathering loose curls never dawned on me as a specific and popular hairstyle, but hers is so exaggeratedly done it finally clicked

>>16383501
That's actually kinda neat. I can see my wife using it a lot.

>2021
>using tools

>>16383565
Of course it's a woman...

>>16383501
So, it's a device for dumping way too much ground spice on top of things? I can do that with a spoon...

>>16383345
How much does the tortilla keurig machine cost? I can't imagine using it enough to justify the expense

>>16383600
It was going to be $200 but I don't think it ever actually made it to production.

>>16380040
>DX
go back to r*ddit

>>16383565
but she cooked it in the oven

>>16383600
That thing looks super slow. Your food will get cold before you get enough tortillas to eat it.

>>16381192
No they literally didn't.

>>16383345
This seems like something Mexicans would use, like the corn baller from arrested development

>>16384080
They are also small as shit, barely enough for a tostada

>>16384229
Nigga pls, any mexican worth their salt has an abuela that knows how to mass produce a batch in an evening, or know someone that does.

>>16384267
>any mexican worth their salt
No Mexican is worth anything.

>>16380007
jap jazz is comfy

>>16383565
Isn't this one of the New York congresswomen?

>>16384229
We have tortillerias that make thin, freshly cooked(baked?) tortillas every day.
If not then there is this shit.

>>16383345
wait, that whole packaging for a single tortilla?

>>16383501
I wanna get one and fill it with crack then use it to draw a dick

>>16380045
>Huh. Apparently they're real bananas, cast in bronze.
No, stupid. The mold was made from a real banana.
They arent dipping real bananas into molten metal lmao

>>16384351
Or buy 2 pounds of fresh tortillas for 1 usd

>>16379990
this except unironically

>>16383565
I do fucking autopsies for a living and this is on of the most disgusting things I've ever seen

>>16382470
It's an Italian product, dumbass

>>16383345
The Hispanic version of that juice-squeezing machine

>>16379982
https://youtu.be/2Q2jYeH7Lck
jesus, this shit sounds jarring. How is this different than any other timer? And why do you have to boil it with the pasta?

>>16382625
All this to press moisture out of a bag. And yet the technology to force moisture out of something via compression had already been perfected.

>>16383565
>Get job at hipster cafe
>Spit in the food of the dirty hipsters
>get called out by customer or co-worker
>"Um, actually I am cooking with my mouth?"
>Get a promotion, sell food at increased cost due to "intimate artisanal cooking using locally grown ingredients from diverse producers"

>>16379990
you forgot your funny wolf picture

>>16382605
why didn't achilles' mom submerge her hands

>>16384729
She was still holding onto his ankles though. Skin seal.

>>16384729
cuz thats not how fuckin mythology works m8

>>16384733
then dunk the little faggot a second time and hold him from somewhere else

Laugh all you want, but it's pretty neat

>>16384900
white women did this

>>16384689
The important part was the RFID reader that forced the owner to buy Premium Juicero (tm) brand Bags of Moisture.

>>16383345
This is an SNL joke ad but I don't recognize that actress.

>>16380007
>8:30 in
jesus christ. as someone who once won a gumball machine from the roller blade arcade, i would LOVE one of those noodle machines.

>>16384900
I dont hate it.

>>16382470
>>16381138
>>16381207
no one can take you. get the fuck out of here you cretins. it's late night, not the time to go spouting blah blah blah politics and the like.

>>16384946
I've done this since the mid 90's.
spray oil a bowl, crack egg into it, paper towel or paper plate over it. Microwave at half-power for about a minute.
Done.
No special mailorder as-seen-on-TV fucktard junk.

>>16383565
Enter Alaina Kristar and I'd be totally on board.

>>16385037
Nigger.

>>16382625
Literally the ONLY good thing to say about it was that it was well constructed.

>>16383565
I'm such a soy boy I'd probably watch her do this in front of me and still eat it...

>>16383882
Watch the video, cock-sucking, monkey-brain faggot. The product is called the Banana Hammer DX.
Don't like it? Suck more cocks, retard.

>>16384556
holy shit it sounds awful

>>16385041
unironically enjoy mega cancer

>>16385042
what's with her man hands?

>>16385836
how so?

>>16386069
He's probably a retarded boomer that things using a microwave gives you cancer

>>16384900
what is it with americans and an aversion to using kitchen scales

>>16380007
Unironically makes me want cup noodles. Ate them all the time in high school when I was going through my eighth grade syndrome.

>>16382593
Honestly the Juicero will win these threads for eternity

>>16380007
It’s not even good. Fuck

>>16384900
I mean it's not the worst. leaning towards of piza with a gap to measure a portion of spaghetti, I think it's clever

>>16383345
Holy shit tortillas are literally so easy to make and for $30 you can get a press and enough masa to make a fuck ton of tortillas

Damn this one made me think of

Adam "Cook with your seasonings not your pan" regusia

>>16386507
I thought the juicero was a stupid product.

>>16386645
There's so much more out there.

>>16386649
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

>>16386651
>this nigga cant even google a product name to verify its existence

>>16384275
4:30 is actually the foodwishes theme music lol

>>16386649
If it was just a coravin + google that you could slip on any bottle I could see that product actually having gone somewhere, not anywhere good, but maybe not folding as fast as it did. But of course it only takes special bottles that they sell. Which would mean they have to have the wine specially bottled, or open fancy wine from regular bottles and transfer it into theirs, which is what the whole product is trying to protect you against having to do, opening the bottle and risking it going bad before finishing it.

>>16383345
>make it perfectly face the front so you can't see how fucking huge the whole thing is
You thought we wouldn't notice but we did

>>16384953
Yes, but how do I season my cutting board with it?

>>16384900
Honestly im autistically bad about measuring how much spaghet to use so i support it on that basis alone

>>16382559
I think it’s for people who can’t even boil water properly so the timer sort of does it for them. Seems pretty retarded, honestly.

>>16383345
Any product that requires a proprietary pod is bullshit.

>>16386649
So what the fuck does it do

>>16382593

>You couldn't juice your own vegetables or fruit, you needed to buy their pre-packaged stuff for 5 dollars a pop which were only sold via a subscription
>It needed Wi-fi to do this
>It launched at 699 USD
>It raised 120 fucking MILLION dollars in funding for development

So was it the guy pitching it had 100/10 CHA or that the investors had 2 INT

>>16387469
Money laundering

>>16385176
>>16382653
It's not "well built", it's horrendously over-engineered. There's more than 5 custom-made CNC components that I can spot with just a quick look at a low-res photo. It's like an exercise in making a device in the most costly and wasteful way imaginable. The only way this could be worse is if they paid a guy to whittle all the parts by hand.

>>16387469
If you're an out of touch businessman who just knows about how profitable proprietary modules, subscription services, and smart devices are, it doesn't sound too awful on paper.

If they sold it cheaper or at a loss, it could have hooked quite a few trendy whales, I'm sure. They would just need to add some value to the subscription, like meal plans or workout regiments designed around the juice they gave you.

>>16387485
Honestly I would have LOVED being the mechanical engineer that designed that thing. You get to just go nuts and design whenever fun over-engineered mechanisms you want, without having to worry about that shit actually being manufacturable at a sane price. Probably got paid a shit-ton too, with that that sweet venture capital dough.

>>16384689
this looks like something i'd try to pass my balls through

>>16386369
Apparently the Japanese version is a lot better than what they sell overseas.

>>16387525
Where can I buy some?

>>16382593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
Classic

>>16387533Not the person you're responding to but maybe this?

https://www.japancentre.com/en/categories/705-ramen-noodles

or your local chinese or korean markets.


wtf is with these capcha

>>16388252
That looks promising. I do have an H-mart and a Japanese store not too far away, but I assumed they'd be stocking the American kind either way.

>>16379982
imagine being italian

>>16380040
What for ? Where do you want to shove it ?

>>16386369
What is this faggot fork holder?

>>16386479
>masa
Why are amerifats like this?

>>16388277
my asian grocery store have the japanese brands. It just varies.

>>16388634
?

>>16382593
This was a money laundering scheme, there's no other explanation

>>16388806
EAT THE HUMAN EFFIGY GOYIM
MOLOCH IS PLEASED

>>16388806
Ah yes, finally a way to get my kids to play with their food some more.

>>16388806
Is this real?

>>16384818
Nah then he'd be OP and use wallhacks to dome Hades

>>16384729
She was fully morta and would die if she touched styx while achilles was semi divine

>>16382593
Didn't the guy behind this went on to try to sell raw water he'd get from pipes?

>>16388806

>>16386507
holy fuckin' shit is this a meme commercial?

>>16388296
Your skull

>>16388634
google "masa" you shit-licking cumbrain

>>16388806
fuck that's a good deal. I'd pay $11 just for the condiment faces

>>16380007
>tfw no sumo egg

>>16380007

jesus

>>16390692
I'd buy a dozen and use them to store a carton's worth of eggs in amusing positions around my refrigerator, and I don't even eat eggs.

>>16383345
A machine that you pour in flour and water and it shits out tortillas sounds like a good idea
fucking plastic pods of flour why the fuck would anybody buy that

>>16379982
>>16384556
>need to cook pasta for 11 minutes
>get to hear all 4 of those lovely tunes

>>16388687
I think he thought the post was saying masa as in "MASSA IMMA SQUIRT"

>>16388634
If you don't want to call masa as "masa", then why are you calling tortillas as "tortillas"?

...

>>16380007
...wait why this mongrel doesn't drink the tasty sauce at the end????

>>16386507
peak whiteness

>>16391285
seethe brownoid

>>16383565
So fucking hot

>>16388806
Probably helps autistic kids eat

>>16391285
nigger

>>16386649
But can it run DOOM?

>>16382593
At first i thought it was a weird slow juicer. Then i looked closer.

>>16383501
Nice hidden in plain sight anal dildo

>>16391678
That's kinda cool, but I'm worried about the longevity of it

>>16391849
If memory serves it was another Kickstarter scam where they never got beyond the prototyping phase.

>>16391678
A E S T H E T I C

>>16381097
I just use a spoon.

>>16383345
>placing plates on top of other plates
Why

>>16388816
Do you think ants on a log is EAT ZE BUGS propaganda too?

>>16383565
> AOC pre-chewing your food for you
ben shapiro is all over this isn't he?

>>16391102
Based MASSA poster

>>16388806
>>16388816
>those demon mouth ketchup/mustard dispensers

>>16384275
it's stock apple loops from garageband/logic. I used to use them way back in the day when I edited with final cut pro. they are ingrained in my head and I hear them everywhere now

>>16393054
Pretty sure one is used in The Boondocks, too, lol.

captcha:
XR2MR

>>16383345
https://youtu.be/stTzLmoStsU
Hearing her fake accent on any word that sounds like tortilla and no other words is something else

>>16380007
2 nukes wasn't enough

>>16380007
The worst part of this video, well aside from making caramel out of leftover noodle liquid, obviously, is that I kind of want that Cup Noodle gunpla. I don't even Cup Noodle, I usually buy Maruchan because it's way cheaper, or Mama because it's way better.

>>16384556
Man that is way more shrill than I was expecting

>>16384512
That's what a tortilleria is. It's a store that only sells tortillas. As a kid, I used to love watching the tortillas get made on the tortilla conveyor belts.

>>16386507
There's no way this thing is actually fucking real.

>>16384953
To properly understand this you have to have some context I think. Salt blocks got known right around the time between when sous vide cooking was invented and being used in restaurants but before household models of immersion cookers were developed and so in the mean time molecular gastronomy was all but dying off so the idea was to invent the next new cooking method. Himalayan salt blocks were pushed as this, since the salt can withstand a good amount of heat and the idea was that could salt crust a steak on sear seasoning it while it cooks and is naturally antimicrobial. They function though they are delicate if thin and take ages to preheat if thick plus they are a massive pain to clean between steaks I think only Brazilian steakhouses generally use them and typically only for presentation purposes. They aren't complete shit though but the practically is lacking

>>16391289
>>16391753
Why can't you handle the banter? So fragile.

>>16393243
i fucking love pork Mama noodles

>>16383501
Ngl I'd shove that up my ass

>>16383501
a good way to dump way too fucking much spice in a perfectly good cup of joe

>>16386507
http://www.mysmalt.com/
>it's fucking real

>>16393525
Do you remember when 4chan captcha's didn't have a slider?

>>16391678
>Blade Runner 2049™: The Spoon Edition

>>16384556
lmao why do you have to contaminate your pasta with this melting plastic lmao

>>16386649
peak whiteness (literally: the 2 Blacks featured in this ads are lightskinned)

>>16393458
>Ngl I'd shove that up my ass
based

>>16380007

autism levels are off the charts, even for nihon nippun

>>16384953

So incredibly stupid. The steak isnt even seared properly, its more like slow-boiled on top of a piece of salt.
How stupid would you be to use this?

>>16385836
Zoomers and late millennials have been brainwashed to be afraid of everything

>>16382612
Subhuman

>>16380007
Really surreal insight into the Japanese consumer psyche. Can see why Miyazaki hates these types and the things they produce.

>>16382605
Thank you /lit/ anon

>>16393525
>Pre-Order Now and Save up to 50%
it's been years. this is just a cash grab, they're never going to make the thing.

>>16391285
*peak judaism

>>16393551
Your day is coming

>>16391854
I wonder why they made a kickstarter for something they couldn't even protype. the video is faked, they use multiple items instead of one with many choices. it would be too unstable if you had all of those folds.

>>16383565
I can't stop fucking laughing. This is a joke, right?

>>16379982
That seems stupid as fuck and I want one.

>>16394791
Because that's how Kickstarter works. By KS's own rules they never have to actually deliver a product, they only have to list the possible risks involved with the project and let the backers decide.

>>16394890
You tell me?

>>16380007
>Chef John's music
Ooooh shiiit

>>16387485
>>16387516
It's actually under-engineered, considering all the fancy CNC that goes into making the components. Over-engineering would imply a detrimental mechanical complexity for the desired function, this is just a really precisely made electrically actuated press

>>16385042
ew

>>16395487
this is fucking based

>>16383345
Are those 1 taco dinner parties any fun?

>>16384393
Dam, that's a good idea to sell coke. Full these up with them and sell them. Then sell "refills"

>>16393251
I used to watch it at Chevy's.

>>16395400
Kinda hot ngl

>>16393307
Because you're a detriment to any country you inhabit.
Would kind of be like a leech telling you to lighten up.

>>16384556
DO WHIT*IDS REALLY?

>>16383565
This shit degrades the food, its half digested by acids from your saliva.

>>16384556
That sounds beautiful. It makes me want to dust off the old MSDOS box for some real gaming action.

>>16388806
Local autist here, squid hot dogs are better than that nightmare

>>16395456
They used soft steel gears. The build quality of the frame was more impressive than the mechanics.

DANGO https://youtu.be/_1khfIyGQS8

>>16395487
I want this

>>16396016
I'm not familiar with the type of thing I am seeing. But I would that bunny. You can tell from the eyelashes it's a girl.

>>16396027
You can't have it, it's nachosaurus.

>>16396003
How do you get the bottles in the holders without spilling anything?

>>16396180
I can barely start a weed eater and they expect me to do this shit?

>>16391678
This is pretty cool, actually

>>16396180
>title
Yeah, but I don't have to plug this in and make sure it's secure.

>>16395487
>>16395493
>>16396027
found it online, apparently it's just plastic and not ceramic. if there was a ceramic version of these i'd buy 10 of them

>>16396180
Just get the slap chop from Vince. It's no-shit a poor man's food processor which works on smaller meals while still being fine for the dish washer.

>>16396358

>>16396368
As much as it gets meme'd on, the slap chop is actually pretty handy. Faster than a knife when doing a bunch of stuff and less hassle than a food processor.

>>16386507
Can you put cocaine in it?

>>16396174
Right side up then flip

>>16396508
That was my first thought.
The real protip is putting it with a dash of vodka in a nasacort spritzer.

>>16395963
>squid hot dogs
?????
explain

>>16396154

>>16396337
So you want a breakable version of the fun, tacky oddity? You're trash lmao

>>16396358
will my chef laugh at me for showing him this?

t. cooklet

>>16396180
silly to use in a kitchen but it could be nice for a camping trip

>>16386507
>salt shaker
>bluetooth speaker
>mood lighting

holy shit i can't fucking breath

>>16382593

>>16396174
How did you make it this far in life you absolute room-temperature IQ retard.

>>16385006
well that explains the jewish kid at the end

>>16393525
>http://www.mysmalt.com/
Make sure to put in your email address so they can contact you when the product is ready to ship.

Silly. Hehe

>>16379982
Do they make other versions of this?
Is there a nigger than sings "Swing Low Sweet Chariot" when my fried chicken is done?

>>16397063
It's a machine that lets retards do a cool trick that real humans can do just as easily without it, so yes.

>>16396016
bros I want to be a 7yo Japanese girl so bad....

>>16387483
Why is this said every time someone makes expensive shit that fails? How is money being laundered this way?

>>16387485
>It's like an exercise in making a device in the most costly and wasteful way imaginable.
Anon, that is exactly how money laundering happens.

>>16397473
shut it down

>>16380007
>alright I guess I can watch this before I got to bed
>27 minutes and 35 seconds

>>16389212
If he hand couldn't touch the water shouldn't his foot have been vulnerable as well?

>>16382610
To be fair there's probably less waste doing it with the machine, but if I remember right those pouches were fucking expensive so if you brought them you clearly don't care about waste

>cross-shaped meat chopper
You can get by with a potato masher but the meat chopper is easier to clean and does a better chop, also gives a more even texture
>and Pic related
No bully, I know what notch is what degree of cooked now so I never mess them up even if I forget a timer

>>16384556
Same energy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison%27s_Phonograph_Doll

>>16387525
I'm surprised to hear they sell model cup ramen outside japan to begin with

>>16388806
Japs do this all the time without special tools, why bother with this shit.

>>16397045
https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Hot-Dog-Octopus
Tojo goes wild for this shit

>>16398072
fuck forgot image

>>16397762
>How is money being laundered this way?
Of course they won't let you see them launder the money, they do it behind clothesed doors

>>16396003
How do you get the last 10 oz out? I could see these being nice for parties?

>>16398158
pick up the fucking bottle and pour it you absolute retard

>>16380007
jesus it's like putting together a fucking gundam model

>>16383345
Is this real? I can't tell.
Either way this seems like some shit that a yuppie mexican would put in their studio apartment.

>>16395487
>you have your fingers in your ears? it's a chip-n-stegosaurus

>>16386645
nah, nothing tops the juicero

yet

>>16391678
looks neat but in practice it probably sucks for one reason or another

>>16397473
Every single fucking time!

>>16383423
I had a good kek at some of these

>>16385041
dios mio....how fat are you

>>16396180
Its a food processor that saves electricity. What's wrong with this?

>>16396180
My mom bought me one of these when I moved out of their house. It's nice for making salsa and guacamole and other dips and it has held up really well over 8+ years, but it makes the most godawful racket. It's like starting a lawn mower but twice as loud. My cat fucking hates it.

>>16398054
There's businesses in nipland that makes a living by acting as middlemen for gaijins that want to buy nip shit.

>>16379982
>>16384556
why does this exist? who thought this was a good idea?

>>16396174
10/10

>>16384556
Luca Brasi is sleeping with the dishes

>>16399020
top kek

>>16398931
I'm actually impressed. You can tell they came up with the "Al Dente" joke before the product itself. They just loved the pun so much they (badly) manufactured a product around it. Props to them.

I'd toss mine in the garbage in less than a year. Too much clutter.

>>16396358
That’s pretty neat. Might get one myself for when I have guests.

>>16384556
lmao why the fuck do you have to boil it
why the fuck would I want to boil some cheap plastic and electronics with my food? even if it is food-safe, it'll just get dirty all the time or break if the water gets in

>>16384556
beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGXYFJmvIvk

>>16382053
based

>>16383565
hot

>>16383569
based 69

>>16384526
ever got lucky at work?

>>16384556
Love to see right at 0:07 you can see an opening in the shoulder don't know if that's good or very bad

>>16388806
what if you put your dick in it?

>>16399804
It would be very painful.

>>16395456
>It's actually under-engineered,
Not its fucking not.

>Over-engineering would imply a detrimental
Over-engineering does NOT imply detrimental functionality. that's just bullshit. stop talking out of your ass.

>>16386507
>TRACK
>MONITOR
>CONTROL
they're talking about your salt-intake, r-right?

>>16393267
Commas motherfucker, do you kow them?

>>16399809
You're a big guy.

>>16399998
For you.

>>16399998
For Hot Dog Man.

>>16383565
...how did she dress the bird??

>>16399804
It becomes sentient and begins to sing and dance

>>16398044
ah, a meat cudgel, its very useful.

>>16386507
>>16386649
Fucking hell they even got the wine bottles and salt shakers spying on us.

I want off this ride

>>16384555
I fucking lost it lmao

>>16380007
cup-pah nooderu

>>16386507
>comments turned off on the youtube video
>like/ dislike ratio of 169/2,800
god fucking damn you know they must have been hilarious

>>16397744
Bros I want to fuck this anon so bad

>>16399894
yes goy now tell us how salty you are

>>16395456
how about that it doesnt smash when you want it to or without an online account? sounds like a detriment to me

>>16391678
I've seen one of these in real life. They're actually very nice. Kinda fragile though, so you have to be careful when you first 'fold' it.

>>16380007
I watched the entire thing, then realized I was only 7 minutes into a half-hour video.
Maybe I don’t have autism after all

>>16381138
I have more money in anime figures than I have money in my bank account or anything else and even I don't want that.

>>16380007
Getting Doraemon flashbacks.

https://youtu.be/fcu3Eqr697A

>>16379990
It's a struggle, isn't it
>>16386139
You should see the dick rate threads on /soc/
faggots will use anything except a fucking measuring tape to show the size of their dicks.
>>16397744
Wanna be my imouto?
>>16400503
ah, guess you've got first dibs

>>16400889
Can you fucking anime pedos stay in your containment boards?

>>16401006
4chan IS the containment anon
You sound angry, you should have a snickers.
Maybe some wawa mellon