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>> No.16379093
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16379093

Do you have any plant-based alternatives?

>> No.16379097 [DELETED] 

>>16379087
Patties

Only butt pirates order linkies

>> No.16379112

let me take you out back behind the dumpster and lick ur pusy

>> No.16379122

>>16379087
Links. Turkey please. And six if that's ok. Oh, can I get more coffe? Thanks miss.

>> No.16379136
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16379136

>>16379087

>> No.16379139

>>16379087
I ordered bacon you stupid cunt. Good job throwing your tip away.

>> No.16379140

>>16379093
>Hey Rick! We got any of that fake meat shit?
>WHAT?
>veggie shit!
>OH. NAH.
Cook said we don't have any, hun.

>> No.16379151
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If it ain't on the menu we don't have it. Jesus fucking christ almighty god.

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>>16379151

>> No.16379180

>>16379136
imagine sticking your cock in there

>> No.16379203

>>16379151
>tfw no overworked chainsmoking single mother waitress gf

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>>16379151

>> No.16379224
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>>16379139
the manager said you're banned from the restaurant. see you later anon!

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>>16379136
Yes.

>> No.16379240

>>16379180
Imagine not!

>> No.16379324

>>16379180
based

>> No.16379348

>>16379087
>linkies
british hands typed this post

>> No.16379365

>>16379224
I'm married to the managers daughter. Now that he knows what customer you were referring to you just got called a cunt again and told to pick up your last check on Friday.

>> No.16379445

>>16379365
I'm fucking the owner and he just fired the manager and promoted me

>> No.16379454

>>16379445
But I'm fucking you and we're engaged. The wedding is next Sunday. I'm the pitcher.

>> No.16379465

>>16379087
Imagine if she pulled up her dress and took a massive vinegary shit right on your plate

>> No.16379467
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>>16379087
>linkies

>> No.16379526

>>16379465
feces XXXXXX

ehhhhhh wrong. that's bodily waste, obsession with waste is THE sign of a deteriorating culture. the ass is no spiritual, shit is no spiritual. breast however make FOOD=Christ= spiritual food that tends toward LIFE and the holiest true self

>> No.16379724
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Milkies

>> No.16379766

>>16379151
Oh god I want to fondle her supple breasts and firm white backside.

Spread the cheeks and have a gander at her privates.

>> No.16380000

>>16379766
lol

>> No.16381333

>>16379526
>the ass is no spiritual
Ancient wisdom