/ck/ - Food & Cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkIDXYoQV-g

>food directly on the counter
also pic related

booba

>>16378804
So, uh, rich people do this to troll us poor folk?

>>16378804
I want to sniff her stinky jew feet so badly

>>16378821
>her

>>16378804
I'm actually impressed at how good she's getting at making deranged food.
Is tiktok monetized? Is she getting rich off of this?

>>16378804
it's not cooked properly :[

>>16378804
Why is there so much on this board about mac n cheese all of a sudden. Is this because of the High on a Hog thread?

>>16378824
Silly nigger, jews dont let their own become trannies, that's for their goyim cattle

>>16378804
ohhhhhhh say can you see!

>>16378835
/ck/ is a board for:
-mac and cheese
-cramming
-mocking gordon ramsay
-imagining smells
-McChicken
Nothing else.

>>16378804
baka, this looks like shit

>>16378804
American cuisine, everyone.

>>16378804
what's the yellow stuff?

>>16378869
Fake cheese

>>16378804
Wait, why is there ground beef in a tube?

What the hell have you Americans done?

>>16378804
Mmmm, a big ball of bland starch with a thin layer of taste on the very edge, how scrumptious

>>16378873
WHAT ELSE WOULD WE PUT IT IN? A CAN?

>>16378804
God, I wish that tube of ground meat was me

>>16378887
There are many different storage options utilizing all manner of materials, but personally I'm a strong advocate of cramming it up my ass.

>>16378804
Proof millennials shouldn't have been allowed in the kitchen.

>>16378892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-eF-rZ5sEE

>>16378873
That's the cheap bulk stuff. Ground beef comes in a bunch of different packaging. Some is in a plastic bag wrapped in paper. Some comes on a plastic or styrofoam tray wrapped in cling wrap. Some is vacuum-packed. It's the land of opportunity.

Most of the ground beef I get is in a plastic bag wrapped in paper.

Eh, I'd kill her with a hammer I guess

>>16378804
Much easier ways to do the same thing

>>16378844
Don’t forget
-delicious brap sniffing
-deenz
-faggusa
-kenji
-coin slot worship

>>16378931
>Bang's
>Oliet Bang's

>>16378804
Women like her are absolutely despicable. They literally play with their food and then discard it. You can tell she would never put any of that food in her mouth, especially by her weight. This is why I have more respect for people like Simply Sarah, and Jack. I'd rather watch people who are bad cooks but genuine, than click baiting whores.

>>16378804
I WANT TITS ON MY FACE

>>16378804
So this is Beef Wellington?

>>16379027
More like Queef Imagine-the-Smellington

>>16378804
holy gore

>>16378813
>>food directly on the counter

>>16379046

>>16379066
where would I knead bread if not on countertop?

>>16379124
Breadboard

>>16378804
The meat isn't even fully cooked. She's never going to have children.

>>16379124
>>16379133

>>16378804
I recognize that counter and stove, that girl posts here

>>16379150
and I don't mean posted here as screenshots from other social media, I mean more personal "I made _____" posts with photos

>>16379150
>girl

>>16379162
OP's video looks about on par with /ck/'s skill level so it isn't surprising.

>>16379174
>and I don't mean posted here as screenshots from other social media, I mean more personal "I made _____" posts with photos
makes sense if she fucks around on there she likely does it other places as well

>>16378804
>Couldn't even cook the ground meat
Failure in the kitchen, failure at life.

>>16378804
at first i though it was roundmeal

You're supposed to boil this in the bag. I've seen it in stores before, and comes in other flavors.

>>16378804
I hate nothing more than the tiktok fake enthusiasm of leaning aggressively towards the camera acting like you're the most excited you've ever been in your life. Lizard people type shit

>>16379014
I also want tits on my face. What girl wouldn't?

>>16379150
The /ck/ version of "I recognize that bulge!"

>>16378804
Slightly off topic but I can't stand when people play with food like this. I don't want your greasy hands touching shit I'm eating over and over again. After awhile I stop seeing it as edible and something of a horrible science experiment.
/blog

>>16378840
What about that jew tranny with the tiny cock on tlc? Was he a blood sacrifice?

>>16379377
>I'm a bisexual woman look at me look at me

>>16378844
You forgot
>not my problem

>>16378912
Based and bundypilled

>>16379403
>when your masculinity gets threatened by an anonymous post on a clickbait thread in a food and cooking board on a Bhutanese CD player repair forum

>>16379377
>girl

>>16379432
I'm just calling you an attention whore.

>>16379444
Let's take a moment to unpack these microaggressions

>>16379453
What is a microagression? Saying I'm a girl that loves girls on 4chan is just begging for yous both positive and negative.

>>16378931
man I sure do wonder if his braps smell like his coin slot, that makes my mouth water

>>16379468
>Saying I'm a girl
You know the rules, tranny.

wouldnt the biscuits burn before the meat cooks?

>>16379484
I didn't retard >>16379377 did.

What the fuck is the last thing supposed to be

The meat is still raw

>>16379142
What's the difference between that and a counter if both are properly clean and sanitized?

>>16379484
>>You know the rules
>>and so do I

>>16378804
I would eat this, but it shouldn't be eaten by anyone and looks pretty gross, honestly.

>>16379377
you will never be a woman.

>>16378804
where does one acquire macncheese spheres?

>>16378804
Who is that? Does she have an onlyfans? If she fucks like she cooks there should be some pretty kinky stuff there.

>>16378804
>Ingredients look like Play-Doh
>Raw meat directly on a counter
>Raw meat in contact with cooked food
>Undercooked meat
>Zero seasoning
>TikTok ethot
Absolutely horrendous on every level.

>>16379384
lmao based

>>16378804
That actually looks pretty good. Just needs to be cooked a bit longer, the center is probably cold.

>>16379401
Rumors has it he was adopted

>>16378804
the ground beef is still pink

>>16379124
the bread table

It's not even cooked through. The mince is still pink.

>>16378840
>david reimer

>>16378844
> autistically screeching about people misuing the phrase grilled cheese

>>16378804
why would you mash a giant block of cheese in your hands like that when sliced cheese exists everything about this disgusts me

>>16380282
Lol, sorry about your melt thread I know you had high hopes for it.

>>16378804
Could use some fresh garden peas. Maybe a demiglaze or a sriracha and cheddar dipping sauce. Maybe a Mars bar crust. Perhaps a Starbucks pumpkin spice sugar slurpee carbonara as a side dish, for dipping.

>>16379013
I mean... yeah? You're kinda right. Simply Sara's no gourmet, but she's a sweet lady and seems to really enjoy what she's doing. Clearly eating the results of her labor... Good on her, I guess.

>>16380365
... I've got it! A dip dipping sauce! Black deliciousness that'll hit you like a truck!

>>16378840
Most Jews are high on their own supply. Jewish women are the group most likely to marry outside of their own race (upwards of 40% of Jewish women marry non-Jews), the Jewish faith is declining faster than any other Abrahamic faith, and Jews have the lowest birth rate in every society they live in. Most Jewish women are turbodyke feminists that henpeck their men into submission, most Jewish men are low-test needledicks with a cuckold fetish, and Israel is on the verge of a socialist LGBT revolution whilst also facing their own demographic replacement in their own homeland due to Muslim Palestinians outbreeding them at a ratio of 3:1. The Jews are not an omnipotent hivemind; 99% of them are just as fallible as the goyim they claim superiority over. They made no effort to protect their kin from their own subversion, because they assumed only the goys would be dumb enough to fall for it.
The Jews are not superior; their faulty belief that they are will lead to their downfall.

>>16378804
>raw beef
yumm-o

>>16379377
Tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>16378804
I was only looking at her bewbs

>>16380554
>the serious lack of reading comprehension

Don't let all your blood rush to the wrong head

>>16379133
All those tiny holes are a bitch to clean, I wouldn't recommend it.

>>16378931
Why did he do this to himself!!? He was never fit, but...damn dude! He wasn't bad looking either! Why give all that up?

>>16380074
>she
You didn't catch that face, those hands, and those huge shoulders and narrow hips?
>>16378804
Kudos for trying to hide those hips with the tied shirt, but not kudos for that terrible fake cheese.

>>16380567
He was in an abusive relationship. There are probably multiple people in your life who think they're in love with people who only seek control. This guts a person emotionally, and the sooner you help them escape the better.

>>16380558
Your post makes no sense.

>>16378844
Lurk more newfag

why are you guys so obsessed with trannys? thats a woman
>muh hips muh
stfu its literally a woman not a tranny

>>16380655
It's American culture. Pay respects it's the fourth day.

Where's Davis? My roundmeal is raw, lady.

>>16378869
Velveeta/american cheese it's a combination of cheese milk and emulsifiers or something like that. Unironicaly great for Mac and cheese.

>>16378946
>$5 Cali Wali
>we do things differently in Cleveland
>europoors try to burger

>>16379066
>Glass cutting board
I see you hate your knives

>>16378804
I fucking hate Americans, women and jews

>>16378804
look at dem tities

>>16379066
>both surface areas
If it's clean it's clean, what's wrong with you? It's not like the floor anything just a standard island/kitchen countertop

>>16379137
you say that like its a bad thing

>>16380592
the chili and roast chicken flavors are pretty common in my area, i do miss the chicken and shroom and roast beef though. KCMO

>>16378804
>girls literally a twig
>makes the most fat person thing ever.
also
>ground beef still raw.

>>16378804
itsraw.jpeg

>>16380577
Faggot

>>16378820
No.
It's one magician dude who manages like 5 of these women to make clickbait food videos.

>>16380129
Yeah Jazz is palestinian they are literally committing a heinous complex war crime with that

Is that a roundmeal?

I hate women.

>>16382072
I've bought like 50 of them and never got the visit from Davis

>>16382132
christ, how fat are you?

>>16382072
>>16382132
hentons potato salad is better tasting

>>16382151
pretty fat

>>16380567
Chubby chasers like me, and internet fame. Still, there's decent chubby guys, and fat slobs like this fuckboi who literally shits his bed.

>>16378804
there's no way a girl that looks like that actually eats that.. unless it's just for her fat ass husband who is recording it

JUST GET MORE FAT GOY LOL

/ck/ desperately needs an american hate general so that we can have normal conversations about food instead of autistic sperging in every thread.

>>16378804
looks like she has an eating disorder

>>16383393
Whatever industrial gruel you people eat doesnt qualify as food in civilized countries.

>>16380564
Based

>>16383476
oh no

>>16378844
>mocking gordon ramsay
this fucking board licks and humps the dirt he walks on, it's a disgrace.

>>16378844
vinegary shits
CICO
>do they really
soup cylinders
biscuits and gravy
walmartposting

>>16378873
It's called a chub

>>16382174
Are you a boy or girl? And what is it about chubby guys that get you off?

>>16379671
Babish kitchen for Instagram posts

Do americans really eat this?

>>16378844
aren't you neglecting a certain brand of stock cubes? But there is no real recipe anon, it's your choice

>>16378804
Americans are peop.. nevermind

>>16382072
>boil in bag

>>16378804
>boooba…err…that forehead!
2/10, would not bang.
Also, WTF is that even supposed to be?
What kind of cheese can you even roll like dough, just like so?

>>16380577

>>16385494
you can use 1 or 2 cubes, its your choice anon
there is no real recipe
I'm going to use 17

>>16383998
If the choice is between him and whining Puerto Rican subhumans then there isn't much contest.

>>16380567
>He wasn't bad looking either

His low iq was literally written on his face all the time.

These are so gay, knock it off

>>16382164
WHO BUYS THIS SHIT?!

>>16378804
Ain't none of that seasoned bro!

>>16378804
This looks like a tranny.

>>16386728
me

>>16387148
OBSESSED

God I want to suck on some they/them tits

>>16379377
>what woman doesn’t want tits on her face?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nzp_qv3-FkA

>>16378804
This reminds me when I messed around and had AI Dungeon create recipes

>>16378804

>>16387471
I somehow want to try it out kek

>>16388500
It's been surprisingly fun just to put in anything from actually fantasy food to random shit and see what the results are.

>>16378804
ITS FUCKING RAWWWWW

>>16388609
This image is an art piece.

>>16388638
Do it and post results here kek.

Tbh, it could be actually tasty lol.
I'd probably cut the Rye bread into small cubes and maybe fry it in a pan or some shit so they become crunchy.

>>16379624
a woman...

>>16378804
The meat looks so bloody raw

>>16382164
Do Americans really buy potato salad in laundryfluid canisters?

Is that Peyton Royce from WWE?

>>16378869
Play Dough

>>16378871
of course the cheese is fake.
It's American.

>>16379453
I want to throw you in an oven

>>16383476
Fuck off eurotrash. When I want to eat food that comes from people who haven't done anything new in 200 years, I know where to find you. That is if the hordes of niggers don't wipe you out.

>>16386728
It’s fake

>>16379671
Well, for starters, the board is porous, so even if you clean it, it's way more likely to retain microbes than a sterilized stone countertop.

It also lets you shill your personalized brand of garbage cookware made in Chinastan out of PCBs and dead Uigur children.

>>16386680
pretty much all slavs look like this

>>16378844
you forgot
>squats n oats
>designated shitting streets
>sneed
>shitting in a river
>...

>>16378804

>women cooking skills nowadays

>>16386534
Velveeta

>>16379820
>actual commitment is what I'm thinking of