/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16345892
Grow the fuck up and eat your crusts

I leave them on the doorstep of a foodbank so poor people can eat them.

>>16345892
i pick up this, AWAY!! Cuz I don't eat it!!

>>16345896
>grow the fuck uo and eat them
Or grow the fuck up and stop eating empty calories. The crust is shit most of the time, unfortunately.

I always eat them, especially if I have some dip

>>16345917
the whole pizza is empty calories you retarded obese mutt

>>16345917
stop eating shit pizza then
good crust is good. just dip it in some sauce or something

My roommate always annoys me about how I throw food out despitethe fact that I'm a fatass and he makes too much. I want to participate in some thinfs, but I dont want to overeat and simply don't like certain things, yet he tells me I'm "wasting" food. Like, bitch, if you wanna save food so badly, go give it to a homeless person. Or no he m proabbky won't even do that because that requires him to cut off the tiny bpart I was eating off of. Just fuck off
We live in a state that conposts anyway.

>>16345892
Dip them in some sauce

>>16345923
Why am I forced to eat more of them and also no; that is objectively wrong. Pizza is unhealthy, but is not "empty calories" the way fries and bread alone are. Meat is not empty calories. Bell peppers and mushroom are not empty calories and even though its processed and unhealthy, authentic cheese (not extra-processed cheese whatever you wanna call it) and red sauce are not fucking empty calories either. Moreover, losing calories is frankly more important than all the nutrition memes people spout. Being fat is quite possibly THE worst thing for your health and yet our health insurance wont cover attempts at prevention... fucking hell... But I digress.

Also, I've been consistently losing weight over the past 4 months you "mixed" europoor cunt.

>>16345892
They're BONES you faggot

use it as a starter for my next sourdough

Call the delivery guy back to pick up the remains.

>>16345996
>>16345892
>ears
>bones
what the fuck is wrong with newfoundlanders

>>16345923
oh shit

>>16345971
The crust is part of the pizza you retard. Every bite of pizza you take has crust in it. Are you some kind of weirdo who scrapes all the toppings and sauce into a jar and eats it with a fucking spoon or something?

>>16345892
I put them random people’s mailboxes and yell “I crusted you again!”

>>16346053
ive seen people do this. maybe not into a jar, but certainly scraping the toppings and sauce off onto a plate and eating it that way, and discarding the bread

>>16346067

>>16345892
>pizza ears
What?

>>16345892
>It feels wasteful to just throw them away.
Not my problem

>>16345892
>pizza ears

Underage faggot

I always thought they were called pizza bones.

>>16345917
You should scrape the topping into your mouth and throw out the entire base, then.

>>16345917
The crust is the best part

>>16345892
Got some Domino's pizza recently. They brush the crust with garlic butter and herbs. It's great to eat on its own.

>>16345917
>worrying about nutrition after eating pizza

ok lol

>>16345892
away!

>freshly baked bread is too bland so I won’t eat it
peak fatfuck food addiction

>>16345892
Eat them, unless you’re at all you can eat buffet

>>16345892
I love the crusts.

>>16345892
That's where the leftover sauce goes
also
>not ordering your pizza extremities stuffed with cheese and pepperoni

>>16345892
ah the pepeloni
the no one

>>16345917
>eats shitty cardboard crust pizza
>worries about nutritional value
Holy SHIT

You know the pepeloni?

>>16346067
And I've seen people been taken to an asylums for whatever reason. Maybe not into a jar, but certainly you should visit one too.

>>16345996
I prefer boneless pizza.

>>16345892
Bleu cheese dressing was made for this situation.

>>16345892
I just roll each slice up on itself so I have a nice ratio of crust to everything else and no waste

>>16345892
Just dip it some ranch like your average amerilard, and be done with it.

>>16345892
I eat them with pepeloni!

>>16346573
and without pepeloni

>>16345892
Away!

>>16346026
It’s Reddit zoomer “le quirky food names”

>>16345892
Freeze them and use them for soup later.

>>16345892
I eat them

if it's good pizza the crust is the best part

>>16345892
Just fuckin' eat it, its bread? Is there a culture where they get thrown out?? What the fuck are you doing.

>>16347834
>Is there a culture where they get thrown out??
americans, who waste food, and newfoundlanders, who don't understand what bread is

>>16345917
This is why I always get the cheese stuffed crust

Ritchie eat your crust

>>16345892

>>16348016
is this how americans actually think?

>>16348016
haachama is so cute

>>16348026
>is this how Americans actually think
No, this is how the Japanese think when they are exposed to Australia

I throw them in a bag under the driver seat of my car. Makes great snack when stuck in traffic.

>>16348063
Don't they attract squirrels and stuff?

>>16348026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brx3TikoO_s

>>16348307
Maybe but they haven't learned how to open my car doors thankfully.

>>16348336
I really, really should have listened to the title but curiosity got the best of me

fuck

>>16348357
I can't help but imagine a 45 years old fat hairy dude scratching his sack while making these holowhatever...

>>16345892
It wasn't funny when queers tried to force "pizza bones" and it still isn't funny when you call them ears. Fuck out of here with this gay shit

>>16345892
use them to kill yourself

I either get a sauce for dipping or use my own. My favorites are
- >>16348350
- Imo's Hot Wing sauce
- Little Seizures Jalepeno Cheese sauce

>>16345892
dip them into the extra sauce that I get

>>16348364
uh bro, that's literally me you're describing.

>>16348514
Don't be ashamed of your epic dad bod anon senpai.

>>16346138
He means pizza bones

>>16345892
the crust is the best part

If you're getting shitty crust, you're eating shit pizza.
Good dough is so important.

>>16348336
hollow life

>>16347779
>reddit
My family's called them pizza bones since before arpanet fucking existed, zoom-zoom

>>16346299
miss her so much bros

>>16345896
fatty

>>16348336
cute

>>16345892
feed them to my rats along with the hot wing bones

>>16345892
feed them to my rats along with the hotwing bones

>>16345892
If they're good they stand on their own like pillow-like breadsticks. Otherwise I usually squeeze on some sriracha

>>16348758
LMAO

>>16345892
have an extra marinara cup and dip em

>>16345917
Wasting calories? In this economy? Duck off

>>16345934
Sounds like you two need some couples therapy

>>16346053
My ex wife used to do that

>>16348336
Why do I watch this every time I see it posted... My IQ.....

>>16345917
>not eating the crust

>>16348863
that's one cute face ^.^

>>16349028
Good on you for ditching that crazy bitch

>>16345917
>not eating the crusts
you finna get some pure strikes coming your way bitch

>>16345892
I recycle mine

>>16345923
>bread, tomatos and cheese good for you
>but not good for you if combined.

>>16350046
I don't know what you are talking about, she dumped me because she think it's"cringe" or whatever that I watch her getting BBC'ed. I told her: don't mind me hon just do your thing and I'll take care of myself but as the time went by and her BBC's count increased, she started to distanced from me and the kids. One day she just up and left with a cute black male she met a few days before. It's totally fine tho, I don't blame her at all.

>>16350377
>bread is good for you, therefore bread soaked in grease is good for you
>tomatoes are good for you, therefore mashed tomatoes saturated with salt and sugar are good for you
>cheese is good for you, therefore 60 grams of fried cheese is good for you

>>16350377
>bread is good for you

>>16345892

It's a flavor moderator, you eat a delicious slice, then some mediocre bread. Makes the next bite into good pizza all the better.
It'd make more sense not to eat the last crust, or do cause you're being a tard and it's not that bad.

>>16345971
What the fuck are "empty" calories? Do you think there's just nothing in bread somehow?

>>16350578
Yes? The food pyramid told us we should eat it 6-8 times a day.

>>16350670
I only eat twice a day, how the h*** am I supposed to eat bread six times a day?

>>16350686
6 slices of pizza dude

>>16345892
It's more wasteful to your body than your wallet anon.

>>16345971
>Also, I've been consistently losing weight over the past 4 months you "mixed" europoor cunt.

I knew you were fat by your bitching about how mommy forced you to eat the pizza crust but only a real fatso would post shit like this as an argument, you american landwhale

>>16345892
I'm a man of culture so I eat the icky crust first, then the rest of a pizza, with a fork and knife of course.

>>16345971
>Being fat is quite possibly THE worst thing for your health
Fairly keyed, but you're still buying in to the ketolard copes that a calorie isn't a calorie. If you mean it then prove it and lose the weight lardo.

>>16350862

>>16348307
Why does it matter? Squirrels can't drive

>>16345917
Some stupid buzzword

>>16345934
Then save the food for later?

>>16346520
Dude, it's pizza

>>16350868
the peak of dietary science is knowing that nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about but if you feed the dog less it gets less fat