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I have 2 potatoes. What should I do with them?

>> No.16350231

>>16350228
Shove them up your ass

>> No.16350236

>>16350231
That's enticing but I was planning to eat them

>> No.16350249
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>>16350228
They look like new potatoes as opposed to some that have been in storage.
Boil and slice them and have them on rye with a little mayo, salt and pepper, and chives.

>> No.16350282

>>16350249
Nah they're storage potatoes, they've been in my fridge for weeks. Are they still good to eat like that?

>> No.16350295

>>16350282
Dice them, blanche them and then fry them in butter with some spices you like

>> No.16350301

>>16350228
Give one to your wife, one to your gf.
see who makes the best meal.

>> No.16350307

>>16350282
Still good to eat like that, but it's the new potates you can get in Summer that really shine that way.

>> No.16350368 [DELETED] 

>>16350228
Apologise to them for being a fucking far right toxic white shithead?

>> No.16350372

>>16350228
Plant them in the dirt and wait. Why waste your time and energy on 2 puny potato when they could potentially yield a lot more with a bit of patience.

>> No.16350403

>>16350249
>Carbs on carbs with nothing else

Bruh

>> No.16350407
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>>16350228
put them in a pan

>> No.16350416

>>16350231
Somehow i knew this would be the first response

>> No.16351095
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>>16350228
you have TWO potatoes?

>> No.16352228

>>16350231
rolling for this

>> No.16352249
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>>16350231
>>16350228
Up the ass is what to do with them
Confirmed
Pickle them in vodka for 18 or 24 hours prior ... And enjoy

>> No.16352391

>>16350228
Apologise for the holocaust and slavery you Ignorant Backwards Racist Far right Dog whistling flyover.

>> No.16352489

>>16350228
plant them and get 30 potatoes

>> No.16353176

>>16352249
That better not have a bump stock on it

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16353182

put em in your ass

>> No.16355291

cram one and eat one. they'll meet in the middle ;^)

>> No.16355303

Cram 'em