/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16338666
>tranime poster
>poor and retarded
>alcoholic
No I don't know that feel
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>>16338666
you need more AA in your life Satan

>>16338666
>1 is to many, and 1000 is never enough
heil seitan

I really wish 1L wine bottles were more commonly sold.

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>>16338698
plz no bully I am trying to cut down but life is hard

>>16338713
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>>16338713
you could, alternatively, purchase the 1.5L bottle, exercise a little self control and have a little left over for breakfast to help with the hangover but you're an impulsive piece of shit and deserve to die of cirrhosis

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>>16338712
desu I used to guzzle the 1.5L bottles every day but I am doing better now

why are you being mean anons, let's talk about wine

What are your wine shopping strategies??

>>16338666
Just buy a box of franzia you degenerate.

>>16338739
>What are your wine shopping strategies??
buy the cheapest thing that isn't mad dog 20/20

>>16338744
alcoholism and boxed wine don't mix well

>>16338734
Dude, I am trying. Every time I'm in the liquor store I tell myself I'm not going to drink that much on the weekend. Then Friday and Saturday roll around and I would have been better off buying the 1.5L bottle anyway, because I end up drinking liquor once I'm done with the one wine bottle.

>>16338744
My standards are low but even I don't like most box wine. The only box wine I like is fortified box wine, which is a whole nother story..m..

>>16338771
>I end up drinking liquor once I'm done with the one wine bottle.
holy shit your alcoholism needs serious medical intervention at this point

The anime was amusing, but the manga is less than stellar. I consider myself a よんこま afficionado, (read everything I can get my hands on, even buy the localizations and import some others) but so far it's been a slog.

That said you should just buy beer or liquor, it's cheaper anyway.

>>16338666
Just buy wine in 3L boxes.
Voila!

>>16338781
wtf anon I didn't come here to feel bad...
is it that strange to drink straight liquor after a bottle of wine? That literally normal for me desu

I just wanted to walk about wine buying strategy

You know I woulsht have these problems if I had a nice handsome smart man to split the wine wjth.

>>16338792
The anime was excellent. Plan to read the manga soon.

>That said you should just buy beer or liquor, it's cheaper anyway.
Wrong and dumb. Cheap wine almost always has a better alcohol to price ratio.

>>16338815
box wine ia yucky

>>16338818
as a committed alcoholic you must make a choice: be wino, be fat beer gut man, or be liquor guzzler

>>16338833
BUT LIKE IT JUST SUCKS HOWWINE DOESN'T LAST WHEN I OPEN IT ANON

I REALLY LIKE WINE THOUGH

I CAN'T STAND WINE THAts BEEN OPEN LONGER THAN A DAY

desu I thought fortified wine would be rbs solution to this cuz it lasts longer but I like conventional wine too....

>>16338818
>Plan to read the manga soon.
You're better off not.
>Wrong and dumb. Cheap wine almost always has a better alcohol to price ratio.
This is simply false. And I don't think you have the leverage to call anyone dumb, opening with an image based on a manga you've never even read. But rather than either of us just making assertions about which is better, tell me: how much are you paying for how much wine at what ABV?

>>16338860
>I CAN'T STAND WINE THAts BEEN OPEN LONGER THAN A DAY
this is how I know you need to choose the wino path. Red wine goes bad after more than one day in the fridge in an opened bottle. Follow your instincts and you will achieve greatness,

>buy 4 litre cask with the idea that it will last 4 days
>gone after 2 days

>>16338866
>This is simply false
Wrong and dumb.


>And I don't think you have the leverage to call anyone dumb, opening with an image based on a manga you've never even read.
I watched the anime you dumbo. The character designs are identical

>. But rather than either of us just making assertions about which is better, tell me: how much are you paying for how much wine at what ABV?
Dude I know the prices in the liquor store cold and wine is the cheapest. Trust me. The alcoholic homeless all drink wine for a reason. It's thd cheapest and I don't have tk prove anything. Plus I don't even drunk the cheapest wine anyway because I have standards usually

>>16338868
I was always destined for greatnessz

>>16338875
IKTF

>>16338896
>Wrong and dumb.
Epic for the based, /a/ro.
>I watched the anime you dumbo. The character designs are identical
You lack love.
> ... Trust me. ...
You also lack intelligence.

>>16338666
Not anymore. I brew my own.
20%, honey fortified cider. Doesn't give hangovers, and fucks me up at only four pints.

>>16338713
Look into naltrexone for cutting down

>>16338916
where on earth does beer have a cheaper alcohol to price ratio than box wine or fortified wine? Probably not the anglosphere I'm guessing

>You lack love
Explain ...

>>16338690
imagine being a post-2016 normalshit and getting filtered over drawings

>>16338957
>where on earth does beer have a cheaper alcohol to price ratio than box wine or fortified wine? Probably not the anglosphere I'm guessing
I believe I clearly indicated
>beer or liquor
I don't know whether my beer is cheaper than your wine, because you did not give me data on your wine costs. Around here it's $1 (+ a bit of tax) for 24 fl oz of 8.8% or so. I think some of the 40's come out to less per unit of alcohol. (The 30s may be even less, but that's harder to moderate one's intake with). The liquor is cheaper, but I don't recall the costs of the top of my head.

>Explain ...
I don't see what there is to explain. The anime came out over 4 years ago, if you had a love for the characters you would have pursued the manga by now. In any case there is more to a character than their design, just like there is more to you and me than the shape of our clavicle or the sound of our footsteps. To reduce Kon-chan to just her character design is an insult.

>>16338781
He drinks a couple shots of hard liquor after a single bottle of wine which is around 6-7 drinks ON THE WEEKEND. Lookout he needs AA and his liver is failing!!!

Idiot. If he's drinking when he wakes up to keep his body from having a seizure he's got a problem.

>>16338938
I've thought about homebrewijg but I worry about methanol, plus it would be weird if my landlord saw it...

>>16338958
tourists gonna tour

>I don't see what there is to explain. The anime came out over 4 years ago, if you had a love for the characters you would have pursued the manga by now. In any case there is more to a character than their design, just like there is more to you and me than the shape of our clavicle or the sound of our footsteps. To reduce Kon-chan to just her character design is an insult.
I waited for the blueays because I'm not a season shiteater . I only watched it this year. Why are you beingmean anon

>because you did not give me data
Likewise. In what country does beer have a cheaper alcohol to price ratio than box wine or fortified wine? Actually, why even argue this point? What are yly even trying to prove? In most countries, wine is the cheapest, simple fact..

Why are you so argumentative anon jfc...

>>16339021
based hardcore alchy

>>16339022
>Why are you beingmean anon
Because you're too retarded to even respond to me properly? I don't think the ``blueays'' took 4 years to come out.
>Likewise
Huh? I think I gave you some pretty clean data on how much a big one costs. This is in beautiful Illinois, USA. And as far as I know, in most countries, liquor is the cheapest. (Actually fermenting your own bum juice is often cheaper, used to do that myself).

>>16338666
>anime pic
>satan trips
Explains why youre a faggot. Just buy two bottle of wine and adjust accordingly, you mega retard.

>>16339060
>Explains why youre a faggot.
I'm not a faggot because I like anime, I'm a faggot because I like to put on a dress, lean back, and autofellate.

>>16339069
A faggot by any other name is still a faggot.
Kys.

>>16339074
>Kys.
I might end up killing myself in a bout of autoerotic asphyxiation, but I do my best to stay safe.

hello cute anime posting OP. im an alcoholic as well. i also would like to advise against drinking wine night after night as the sulfites don't treat people well. also, don't go from wine to hard liquor. if able, start with your hardest stuff first, because it helps minimize blackouts. godspeed cute anime OP.

(Drinking most wine is very fembrained tho, so if you're doing so in a skirt I can certainly understand.)

>>16339060
I'm only attracted to men but that's irrelevant. The point of this thread is that it's cheaper to buy a 1.5L bottle of wine than two 750 ml.

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>>16339085
Dumb.

>>16339054
Jesus christ, anon, I watch stuff a few years old because that's when content availability is best. What are you even trying to prove? Yes I watched the anime four years later because I was certain the BD releases would be best at that point. A perfectly rational decision. We have mroe in common than differences...

Illinois is a shithole but whatever. In most jurisdictions, bottom shelf wine has the cheapest alcohol-to-price ratio, simple fact. Alchies will vouch for this.

>>16339021
Thank you. Someone who actually understands alcohol...

>>16339121
>because it helps minimize blackouts
most honest alchy will admit blackout is the desired nightly goal
gotta beat that demon back first

>>16339129
>What are you even trying to prove?
オマエモナー

Anime girls? You have summoned a Spider Man thread.

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make it happen

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>>16338744
gay

>>16339176
yes

>>16339176
made it so

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>>16338757
alcoholism and boxed wine go hand in hand

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>>16339168
a spidey thread? now thats a throwback

win!

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>>16339200
What, a throwback to the first time you found ED? This nigger's not even saging.

>>16339121
>the sulfites don't treat people well.
Explain desu. Im trying to stay healthy.

>don't go from wine to hard liquor. if able, start with your hardest stuff first, because it helps minimize blackouts. godspeed cute anime OP.
Easier said than done. I like liquor because I can measure out exactly how much I want to drink.i like to stay skinny as well so dry liquor is ideal...

>Drinking most wine is very fembrained tho, so if you're doing so in a skirt I can certainly understand.)
I am extremely fembrained, both mentally and physically. and I crossdress in private frequently.

>>16339142
the demonss will come for you if you don't deploy countermeasures


I tboufht this board was an alcbie safe space

>>16339206
Here's the spidey juice.

>>16339212
what an idea!

>>16339213
degenerate

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>>16339215
This used to be a simple task to pull off but now you gotta solve gay captchas and sit in time out after every post

Truly epic work, son

why am i even alive

>>16339232
teamwork makes the dream work

>>16339232
*sons

>>16339232
if you got that mass reply through you surely could have got a spidey pic through wth is wrong with you?

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jannies know they love spidey

>>16339234
God is not omnibenevolent

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it did seem to be lacking something

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I've been here since 2006. You'll grow up one day too lil zoomie.

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>>16339234
Spiderman is life.

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>png

just fucking kill me already im a monster i do nt deserver to lvie

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This one is better

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based mods
love this board

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mods are based, jannies are gay

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You missed the 4+ frogpost threads in the catalog, spammer

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>>16339292
anime girl degeneracy summoned us

>>16339292
Lolicon deserves our attention more.

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Now with more Pixelization!

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Welcome to Narnia!

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>>16339395
Fuck, this place is making me fat. Till next time.

>>16339251
>I've been here since 2006.
[spoiler]same, unironically [/same]

Opening a 40 of scotch rn, gotta stay in tbe game yeh

Anons what are you drinkin

please respond

>>16339251
i've been here since 1996. goml

OP are you the bored housewife (male) from >>>/qa/4585502 ??

>>16339251
You have to do a better job at LARPing as an oldfag. Try not using lingo exclusively adopted 2019 onwards next time.

>>16339631
I'm too drunk to use links like that, but no I didn't make that thread ...

holy fuck anons I left my window open all night and didn't even realizem
It doesn't have a screen or anything, hopefully I don't wake up with bugs in here tomorrow

Thankfully it's raining hard, which is the reason I opened it in the first place

I am fucking hammered and the sun is rising , why do I do this to myself

I left a light on right.bt tbeinfow too JFC

plus I was walkjg around in my underwear all night holy fuck I'm such. A retard

>>16339021
desu my neurology is kindled as hell

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Whatswrong anon

Time to get up and do work

Ughhhh

>>16339213
>Explain

Nothing super bad long term, but sulfites heavily contribute to hangovers. Hard cider is similar. I've gotten hangovers from the two even when drinking an amount that can't give me a buzz

If you like liquor so much for the measuring and caloric situation, then it might be worth mostly sticking to it. I mostly recommended that for blackout prevention. I've never liked blacking out. My fave part is the borderline euphoria I get from the dopamine rush, so I like to be at least somewhat aware

>I crossdress in private frequently

We're gonna need some photographic proof, anon

>tfw no alcie crossdressing bro to get drunk and handsy with