/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you don't think maybe the obvious [DoctorPhotograph] signature over the Heinz name is a clue

>>16334453
sometimes I forget how young and retarded the average 4chan user is

>>16334428
Based thumb bro! Based thumb!!!

>>16334428
I refuse to believe that this is real.

>>16336895
It's real, I've tried it. And, good news! It's vegan.

>>16334428
PSA: Oreos are satanic and should be avoided at all costs.

>>16334428
I don't know how I am still surprised but... do americans really?

>>16337012
Good thing I only eat Wegmanns-O’s

>>16336126
You mean old and boomertarded.

>>16337012
> O - RE - O
> meaning: we live in satans world for eternity

>>16334453
Bro theres like 4 other kinds right behind the picture. Fuck off

for me? it's tarchup in this midnight hour

>>16334428
it actually sounds pretty good, if you think about mayonaise is just savory custard

>>16338295
You need to be at least 18 to post here.

>>16338442
It's not even midnight retard it's 9 thirty

>>16338456
suck my tarchup flavoured cock in this midnight hour

>>16334428
>it's fake

somewhat disappointing

>>16338672
Of course its fake. Mustard goes with oreos, not mayonnaise

>>16338442

I do her just fine around midnight if you catch my drift ;)

>>16337012
thats brimstone it gives you a roomwide laser

>>16338822
haw haw haw

>>16338441
Wrong, it's fake

Serious question, who makes dumb food images like this and the mac and cheese ball and for what fucking purpose?

>>16341798
Why do we have to constantly pretend we're so autistic we dropped onto this planet from Mars at age 27?
"Why would someone doctor a silly image?"
Really?

>>16341811
Yes, you dumb cunt. Really.

>>16338295
No. You probably didn't even realize >>16334453 was the retard he was referring to, kiddo.

>>16338441
imagine being this stupid

>>16337012
>satanic symbol
Thats the Nabisco logo. It's going to be a lot of work to avoid all of their products.

>>16338442
These mashup sauces are always terrible. They never capture the magic of mixing the two fresh.

>>16341811
I don't grok what you mean.

>>16338442
I’d try it

>>16341816
for fun you autistic baboon.

>>16338442
she cries, "more, more, more!"

>>16342578
How's it fun, faggot?

>>16342585
I refuse to take time out of my day to explain the very concept of fun to a joyless robot.

>>16342585
well being autistic clearly isn't, but laughing at jokes is generally considered to be fun.

>>16342271
its all prefabricated garbage 'food'
easy to avoid unless you're some lardass mutt

>>16342588
>>16342589
>haha funny food combinations that don't exist im so zany and whacky!
I'm having more fun laughing at you retards.

>>16342618
You haven't laughed a day in your life, don't lie.

>>16342638
you're right, I just exhale in joy occasionally.