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Let's see if I don't fuck up the fold for once in my life.
Butter, in

>> No.16325881

>>16325876
You already fucked up, is that a 4" pan?

>> No.16325882
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16325882

Eggs whisked

>> No.16325897

>>16325882
Poorly mixed and that's not a whisk
You suck

>> No.16325900
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16325900

Wa la

>> No.16325901

>>16325882
>2021
>blue handles

>> No.16325907

>>16325900
Yup, you fucked up. That looks like shit.

>> No.16325909
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16325909

Forgot pepper

>> No.16325913

>>16325900
It's RAW

>> No.16325920
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16325920

Cross section

>> No.16325924

>>16325909
What is this, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band?

>> No.16325928

>>16325913
If anything it's overcooked desu. I can make eggs just about any way perfectly, but I always ruin the omelette.

>> No.16325930

>>16325920
More like a hopping mad section.

>> No.16325933
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16325933

Still hungry, going to scramble eggs now

>> No.16325944
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16325944

Butter in

>> No.16325948
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16325948

Eggs forked

>> No.16325951

>>16325933
>>16325944
>>16325948
At least add some parsley this time, cunt

>> No.16325953
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16325953

Eggs in

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16325958

>>16325951
Don't have any.
Working the eggs

>> No.16325961

>>16325876
You need bigger everything. Bigger pan, bigger bowl, bigger forks.

>> No.16325965
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16325965

Cheese

>> No.16325967
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>>16325953
I'm ribbed

>>16325958

OP please update, I need to know what comes next in this depressing meal time.

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>>16325958
>4 inch pan
>colossal spatula

>>16325965
This thread is fucking killing me

>> No.16325977

>>16325967
Still working, scrambled eggs must be low and slow

>> No.16325982

>>16325901
Thought the same thing. Fucking outdated classless shit

>> No.16325983

>>16325965
>>16325977

YOU ADDED CHEESE TO THE UNCOOKED RAW EGGS, YOU ARE NOT FOLLOWING ANY RULES

>> No.16325986
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16325986

Almost there

>> No.16325994
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16325994

Just needs pepper

>> No.16325999
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16325999

Bone apple teat

>> No.16326002

>>16325994
this is what fatty liver looks like

>> No.16326003

At the risk of eating six eggs in one sitting, y'all wanna watch me poach eggs now?

>> No.16326005
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16326005

>>16325986
NO YOU ARE NOT ALMOST THERE

>>16325999
They are wet. Your eggs are wet. They are FUCKING WET

>> No.16326007

>>16326003
I want to see you make an omelette or scrambled eggs first.

>> No.16326008

>>16326005
It's butter, knucklehead.

>> No.16326010

>>16326003
I want to see you cook poultry

>> No.16326012
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>>16325999
I wish you the best, anon.

>> No.16326017

>>16326007
Easy, just look through the thread. The omelette is a duck up, but if you honestly think these silky, buttery, cheesy scrambled eggs weren't the platonic ideal of scrambled eggs, you should learn how to cook.

>> No.16326018

>>16326008
That isn't any better. How much of an absolute lard ass are you, goy?

>> No.16326023

>>16326010
Great idea, I'll do a fry along sometime this week.

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>>16326018
>He still thinks butter makes you fat

>> No.16326036
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>>16326025
No I just think anyone willing to drink a plate of butter with their uncooked eggs has no mental capacity to understand healthy living or eating.

You've got a belly don't you...

>> No.16326037
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16326037

Okay, now it's time for a light snack: quesadilla.
Butter, in

>> No.16326045
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>>16326036
...yes...

>> No.16326051
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16326051

Tort illa and cheese

>> No.16326057
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Tortilla on top

>> No.16326062
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16326062

Flippy flippy

>> No.16326064
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16326064

And done. I think this should fill me up.

>> No.16326076

>>16326064
looks good
wouldeat/10

>> No.16326080

>>16326076
Thanks, and thanks for all of you who watched a man eat four eggs, half a pound of cheese, and a full stick of butter.

>> No.16326096

>>16325876
my nigga you made a breakfast quesadilla, not an omelette

>> No.16326103

>>16326096
He just cooked ate all the ingredients separately... Then added a stick of butter

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>>16326045
Me too anon. It's okay, I'm just giving you shit

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After popping in a dip, I immediately took a shit

>> No.16326126

>>16325882
you mean forked.
buy a whisk poorfag

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16326129

Time to take a post meal nap to deal with the high blood pressure headache. See y'all later

>> No.16326130

>>16325900
>>16325920
raw
now you have fucked up

>> No.16326224

>>16325881
It's 4pannel now.

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>>16326045
>>16326107

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>>16326107
>>16326045
presenting daft punks latest hit
HAIRIER BIGGER FATTER SLEAZIER

>> No.16327297

>>16326129
sleep tight chubber

>> No.16327359

quality thread

>> No.16327371
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>>16326045
>>16326107
>>16326129
>>16327017
I had no intentions of cumming to this thread to pleasure myself

>> No.16327381

Omelettes are shit anyway, I would rather just sautee some vegetables and mix it all together with scrambled eggs and cheese.

>> No.16327425

>>16326062
good thread anon, but you could have at least realigned the tortillas...

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>>16327381
You're shit anon omelettes are great