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Guys i need some serious help
/fit/ and going to collage.
Im gonna be in a dorm in a hotel,the staff told us we are NOT allowed to bring in a hot plate but im still gonna do it.

How the fuck will i get my 150 to 200 grams of protein. I can boil eggs maybe but...
Guys,i have no idea how im gonna survive without fish fillets,is my only solution canned fish?
Please help bros,im scared im gonna go catabolic there and fucking lose ALL of my gains......

>> No.16320910

>>16320884
Unless you compete competitively, for money, you don't need 200g of proton a day.

>> No.16320921

>>16320884
lol look how small that dudes pecker is

>> No.16320935

Protein powder
Quark
Cottage cheese
Tuna, salmon, sardines etc. Even canned meats
Refried beans maybe

>> No.16320946

>>16320921
You mean normal, pipsqueak?

>> No.16320960

>>16320884
wrong forum retard

>> No.16320978

>>16320960
No,im at ck since you people cook food
I could get away with getting my protein from frying liver,chicken,steak and such.
But now?
Only a hotplate (hopefully)
>>16320935
Though i hare protein powder and much prefer eggs,i do agree its good to save money with it...
Everything else is great,thanks,all good to eat as soon as i get it
Beans are also good but more carbs then protein,good as pre workout meal but otherwise no.
Thanks again bro,true life saver
>>16320910
Cry about it dyel

>> No.16320988

>>16320884
>Im gonna be in a dorm in a hotel,the staff told us we are NOT allowed to bring in a hot plate but im still gonna do it.
You'll get removed from the building. Don't risk it.

Buy a few gadgets for the microwave off of amazon. There is a pressure cooker that makes great rice, steamers, egg poacher, omelette maker, popcorn makers. Get a soupbowl with vented lid that holds a whole can of progresso. Microwave bacon on papertowels, buy bags of frozen precooked sausage. Get a ninja smoothie blender and make salsas and frozen fruit drinks. Spoon in some protein powder and mixes.

>> No.16321047

>>16320978
>loading up on 3 cans of beans for your pre workout then hitting the gym

>> No.16321216

>going to collage
>collage
Oh you need help alright

>> No.16321254
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>>16320978
>No,im at ck since you people cook food

>> No.16321509

>>16321254
worst ever react, that dude is a fag and so are you, do fags come to heaven? no

will you? iv you stop being a fag

so start promoting greatness

>> No.16321518

>>16320921
why are you looking at his pecker, faggot?

>> No.16321520
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>>16321509
>react
Something tells me you spend a lot of time on normie streaming sites watching other people do things that you could be doing.

>> No.16321529

>>16321520
do fags come to heaven?

answer

>> No.16321612

>>16321216
kek. maybe op is studying art

>> No.16321619

>>16321529
does heaven exist? if so, where is it?

>> No.16321632

>>16321529
Yeah, I'm a lucky guy

>> No.16321633

>>16320884
>Guys i need some serious help
>/fit/ and going to collage.
>Im gonna be in a dorm in a hotel,the staff told us we are NOT allowed to bring in a hot plate but im still gonna do it.
Congrats. That is the most homosexual thread op I've seen in years.

>> No.16321844

>>16321529
Are you fucking posting from the dead? Tell jesus I said wazzup.

>> No.16322148

>>16321619
>>16321632
>>16321844
NO cause Jesus said, GO AND SIN NO MORE

fut fags rather chose hell and some cock than heaven. I am off porn, and dating fir a wife, so I want God

>> No.16322165

>>16322148
What’s your first language

>> No.16322172

>>16322165
not gay

>> No.16322179

>>16322172
That’s exactly what a faggot would say. Shoulda figured some /fit/ poster cant stop sucking dick long enough to use grammar properly.

>> No.16322293

>>16322179
listen buddeh, been doing this a while, never lost an argument online and I started at 11 years of age, you are a newfag so youst take the L.

been here since 2010

>> No.16322301

>>16320884
>/fit/

Cringe.

>> No.16322915

Find a friend with a kitchen and do meal prep at his place every week. Pay with a sixer of beer.
It's how I made it.

>> No.16322946

>>16321633
Go visit /fit/ its even worse. I sware 50% if this board is into guys or girl-guys.

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>>16322301
shut your corn hole fattie

>> No.16322973

>>16322301
t. lardass redditor

>> No.16323495

You can always get a cheap sous vide immersion circulator. You can cook your chicken and fish in plastic bags if you aren't worried about the xenoestrogens. If you're going to use a hot plate, I suggest an induction cooker as they generate less waste heat.

>> No.16323500

>>16320978
We cook food, not eating disorder supplements for the bodily dismorphic.

>> No.16323505

If you wanna avoid smoke alarms your much better off with a George Forman. Chicken breasts wrapped in aluminium foil produces almost no smoke. You can also put some veggies in there. Broccoli cooks in a bag in a kettle. Get that and a cheap rice cooker and your good for the year. That was my entire freshman years meals.

>> No.16324139

>>16320884
get a toaster oven, cook your meats in there. I would suggest a diet where you consume more dairy to make up for the no hot plate rule. Make fisherman's eggs with deens, among a whole lot of other things. And consume oats. Proton powder as well, buy bulk from MyProtein.

>> No.16324230

>>16321047
2,my suicide diet used to be
2 cans
Some sausage and rice
1 serving of creatine
3 caf pills

The glucose spike,combined with caf made you EXTREMELY energetic
BUT...
The great downfall is you are 90% shure to shit yourself
High risk high reward
I did my 1pl8 ohp with it and i swear i let out a brap that could kill a badged...
>>16324139
>>16323505
>>16323495
Ill take a look at these,thanks bros
>>16322915
Especially dis one,mayhaps i will ask the kitchen staff at the hotel to use theire stuff early early in the morning
Or i could actually make a friend,maybe a gymbro at the new gym.
Thanks again bromalada

>> No.16324452

>>16320884
Easy. Milk, and sardines.

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>>16322172

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Five (5) scoops.

>> No.16324649

Fuck, when did they lift the /fit/ ban on this board? /fit/ is full of faggots ffs