/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16317528
copypasta go kill yourself plz

>>16317528
Enjoy your heart attack

I looked up the menu from the pictured location and the prices aren't as ridiculous. I've seen this pic floating around but I think it's either shopped or they changed their prices.

>>16317528
how could one sprite cost ten dollars? more than an espresso and whatever kind of drink trop green is? madness

>>16317528
10 dollars for a fucking sprite? was it in a 10 gallon cup?

>spinach
>$38

>>16317528
is this the salt bae place that puts gold and shit and charges $500 extra dollars for it? it's like a saudi arabian chain steakhouse right???

>>16317712
they probably had to buy like 15lb and it cooked down to one serving

>>16317528
For me it's the "spaghetti".

>>16317725
It’s a money laundering operation

>10 dollars for a cup of water

>>16317563
It's the booze that did it.

>>16317582
probably a poorfag barrier to keep yokels from coming in acting like their big timing it

>>16317528
Why is the spaghetti in quotes...

>>16317528
>900$ service charge
what service? you mean carrying a couple of plates 10 metres away?

>>16317528
gonna have to call fake.
nobody in miami speaks english.

>>16317528
>1 """Spaghetti"""
uhhh bros???

>>16317528
imagine not seeing this image literally fucking everywhere on the internet for weeks and posting it here as larp

also imgur file name fuck back off to reddit bitch

>>16317734
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>>16318995
they have to put it on quotes since it wasn't made in Italy. Just like they have to call it Sparking Wine instead of Champagne if it wasn't made in France.

>>16320467
are italians really this fragile?

>>16320472
>he hasn’t seen the shitaly threads where shitalians complain about pepperoni pizza

>>16317563
They spent $552 on Johnny Walker Blue (I imagine those were shots) and bought a $1500 bottle of alcohol (the last item.) Plus the server added the ridiculous 18% gratuity which was $889. Remove those things and the bill is "only" $3200, remove the "Golden Tomahawk" (gold crusted tomahawk steak maybe?) and it's $2200; remove the tax of $395 and it's $1805. The prices of everything else seems quite normal for the area the restaurant is in.

>>16320472
Nusrat was after we had a chat with him about his "spaghetti".

>>16317528
>900$ unavoidable tip
Wtf. I understand tipping a couple of hundred for a big bill but 900$ is just fucking ridiculous. Maybe this is because I'm not american, but still...

>>16320796
Well I am an American and I believe in this thing called value and I don’t really see any value in a meal at this price. Maybe the value is found by impressing the other people whom you are buying the food for or maybe just surrounding yourself with other dunces who think they’re not being ripped of either is how some would define value. Not me though.

>>16317734
>>16317997
>>16318995
>>16320467
>>16320472
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>>16320565
It's just a steak chopped into thin strips and wrapped around like spaghetti

>>16317528
>paying $30 for this sushi
>>16320497
I'm not spending $19 on a side of mashed potatoes, Salt Bae.

>1 Sprite
You fucking monster

>>16317528
Ok

>>16319019
>FaceBerg fag telling someone to fuck back off to reddit

>>16320497
>552 dollars on shots from a 200-250 dollar bottle

>>16321359
Have you seen the other prices? Salt Bae isn't above such Jewry.

>>16317528
>sweet corn
regardless why the fuck would you save someone elses receipt? like the sixth time ive seen this ting

>>16320565
Based Riina poster

>>16321121
>>I'm not spending $19 on a side of mashed potatoes, Salt Bae.
Yeah neither would I. I'd also tell them to remove the 18% gratuity bullshit and then not tip; adding gratuity to a customer's bill is scumbag behavior and the server deserves nothing in return for doing it.

>>16321359
If you go with the "normal" shot size of 1.5oz (roughly 44ml) you get (about) 17 shots per bottle; $1564 per bottle if sold all as shots. I don't condone the practice, but people are stupid. They also may have been doubles but that still doesn't make it favorable in terms of price. Speaking of JW Blue, I need to get my dad a bottle for his birthday...

>>16317528
Fyi Im finna get u drunk on cheap champagne, then when you drop your guard imma slice your throat open and then throatfuck you so I can watch my cum drip out of the slit in your whorish neck when I finally bust and inject your throat with chunky, bleachy, rancid gamer cum.

If the experience pleases me you will relive the nightmare several times a day until shock finally takes hold and you expire. If you do not entertain me you will be strangled to death, and your carcass processed into food. I eat females and my dogs eat manflesh. Every bite I savor of your flesh will bring me intense satisfaction to the point of requiring instant masturbation to relieve my sexual stress while the burger patties enter my belly. The beginning of your last meaningful trip in existence before being literally wiped from history entirely: my toilet.