/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16315540
It's this thread again

Neat.

>>16315551
Alot of threads are just botted. A shocking amount.

>>16315558
why?

>>16315540
youre goddamn right about pizza pops, the cheese ones are even better than the pepperoni ones imo.
>s-tier: pizza pops
>a-tier: marie callenders* chicken pot pies
>b-tier: garlic chicken white pizza lean pockets
>c-tier: cheap crunchy frozen pizza like tombstone
>d-tier: cheap frozen tv dinners like wheels and cheese
>f-tier: anything vegan

>>16315564
Probably to combat shitposting and give tourists the impression that we actually stay on topic here. It seems to be working as /ck/ seems to be pretty high on the list of the basic/accessible boards where the users stay on topic and the mods do their jobs.

No wonder Amerifats are obese

>>16315540
Pizza pops are fucking bottom tier of this list. I've always wanted to try hot pockets the sheer amount of flavor variety is enticing and the dough they're encased in looks so much better than the mushy crap of pizza pops.
I actually had to stop eating them for a couple years as a kid after I tore my knee open in a quad accident. What upset me the most wasn't the pain or shock but seeing that the inside of my knee looked like the guts of a pizza pop. Just a red mush with small visible flecks of white bone and cartilage that reminded me of the cheese.

>>16315572
>>f-tier: anything vegan
what did he mean by this bros?

does he loath vegan food or microwaveable vegan food specifically?

I personally haven't come across and frozen food as marketed towards vegans. If he has, and it was awful, then I guess you could chalk it up to being a much younger market. Non vegan tv meals have been around since the 50s. Vegan food as a fad, only the mid 2000s.

We have these instead of hot pockets and I always assumed they were essentially the same thing. Not as many flavors available but these fucking blow pizza pops out of the damn water and anyone who says otherwise is a child with zero taste.

>>16315603
i meant specifically vegan microwavable meals. i have had some because my fat sister is vegan and sometimes a bit of it would end up on my plate. and it is always fucking disgusting, chemically mush. i loathe how all the shit she eats are just worse, vegan versions of non-vegan foods. so much potential for healthy, clean nutritious staples in her diet yet she just eats processed fake pizza and chicken nuggets and burritos. if anyone is a vegan and reading this, just know i hate you, quit eating mockeries of real food please.

>>16315576
Wish they did that on /o/.

Off-topic threads stay up for hours or even a day or more. Except for threads that are even halfway pro-Tesla because the mod's (LongPostGuy) wife left him for a Tesla employee and he's eternally seething.

>>16315623
Thats hilarious. Mods/Jannies are pretty based here other than the fact that they will never let us have another ja/ck/ thread. It would be nice to have one just once in a while but I do understand they totally ruined the board and I respect how vigilant they still are in nuking the threads after all this time.

>>16315639
I just joined this board yesterday. What is a ja/ck/ thread?

>s-tier: zatarain's frozen foods.
>>16315572
Pizza pops are f-tier. Worse than hot pockets.
They don't even make lean pockets anymore.

>>16315661
Fuck you retard. Pizza pops are the best frozen food. You've really pissed me off. I'll buy some and feed them to your wife behind your back.
And since when the fuck don't they make lean pockets?? I used to love that shit so much but I haven't really eaten frozen food in the past year or so, so I'm pretty disappointed to learn that.

>>16315540
This shit. I take a bunch of frozen broccoli, thaw it in the microwave, heat this bad boy up and put the broccoli on top then douse that shit in hot sauce. low cal, filling and delicious.

>>16315687
Based but cook it yourself at home and you'll have so much extra for leftovers. I know this is a frozen dinner thread but damn this recipe is easy and I make it all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfE3GTKmZQg

>>16315680
Sucks because the lean pockets line-up was way better than hot-pockets.
Pretzel bread > garlic herb trash.

>>16315551
>>16315600
>>16315612
>>16315661
These faggots have clearly never had a pizza pop cooked in a toaster oven (aka non convecting air fryer for nufags), they probably had them microwaved and just long enough to be warm and without properly melting the cheese, probably left them in the plastic bag to cook too.
>>16315572
>>16315680
At least there are some men of taste, and culture left in this cesspit.

I've never had good frozen food before. It's either acceptable or bad. Has frozen food technology improved in the last couple of years, or do you cooklets just have shit taste?

>>16315620
I think it's just your sister that is eating that manufactured vegan trash.

When I was vegan for three months I made fresh sweet potatoes, quinoa, rice dishes, salads, bread, stir fries, etc. It never crossed my mind to buy premade vegan microwaveable. That would've taken the fun out of going vegan in the first place. I just did it as a challenge and learning experience. My finding? It's no beuno - the brain fog is detrimental to work performance. Also, the transitioning from meat to no meat and vise vera is capable of being sensed - your body feels light and fatigued, not great

any pics of the vegan sloppa?

>>16315540
>no mention of SSS tier Totinos Pizza Rolls

>>16315576

maybe it's because THIS IS A COOKING BOARD AND WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH FAST FOOD THREADS

I love jannies on this board

>>16315639
Lately they been okay but sometimes they let blatant /pol/ bait threads stay, they should act on that. And they shouldn't hold personal grudge against TB-anon or New Jersey 40oz and Fireball manlet
>>16315660
Jack Scalifani/Cooking with Jack show on youtube. He's a terrible cook and a meme on /ck/

>>16315723
Toaster oven, real oven. They are inedible floppy rubber in the microwave. But even when cooked properly the dough is trash, the filling is mediocre as fuck for most flavors and without fail the corners are always nothing but a chunk of solid dough.

>>16315660
He's the most incompetent retard to ever start a cooking channel, his fuckups are vaudevillian in nature and there was nothing, NOTHING he could do properly even when all his limbs worked. Gifs and webms of him overran the board and it got pretty ridiculous. It basically turned into a jack hate board and that was 98% of the content. The guy deserves every bit of the hate though and thats the absolute truth.

>>16315572
you've never had trader joes vegan masala then

>>16316043
oh man it sucks his threads get nuked then.
I'd enjoy scrolling through a collection of that.

Maybe I can find something on /wsg/

>>16316007
>And they shouldn't hold personal grudge against TB-anon
They don't. I was banned one time for impersonating him.

>>16316043
I don't get why so many people actually hate him. He's a fat fuck up and unintentionally hilarious. His content is great.

>>16315540

>>16316043

Glad I missed that, only been on here for like a month or so.

fuck you ja/ck/ whoever you are!!!

>>16315576
>mods do their jobs.
>>16315639
>Mods/Jannies are pretty based
>>16315963
>I love jannies
How much do they pay you guys to post like this?

What other microwave foods could I add to my post workout microwave feast that are relatively high in protein? With the shake this is ~85g protein.

>>16316089
Thats actually the last place I saw someone dump a bunch of jack webms so its worth looking.

>>16316139
Because he absolutely refuses to improve or take criticism and disables comments on all his videos. I also don't think it's hilarious in any way to see some ugly down syndrome looking fat fucking stick his tongue out to take disgusting "big boy bites" or eat spoonfuls of mayo and giggle about it. Seeing his face triggers me more than his incompetence.

>>16316753
Why do you watch things that make you seethe? And if he improves he'll stop being funny and no one wants that.