/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16303327
She can't cook for shit. She's basically a hotter version of Rachel Ray.

>>16303327
her husband didn't rate them.

>>16303327
her shows are literal good porn. She's always nipping down to the fridge during the stinger and licking chocolate out of a bowl or some shit. it's pretty hot, ngl

milk trucc

>>16303338
My ex-boss had michelin stars and liked her, but I recently learned he was a coomer because he thought my french onion soup with added habanero, leek and potato was top tier but he kept staring off at my tv with a non-nude titty girl wallpaper.
>>16303348
maybe you just have a gutter mind.

>>16303393
Forgot to mention, yes I want to slam her too.

>>16303327
Too fat.

>>16303393
>maybe you just have a gutter mind.
nah, she knows what she's doing. I can't remember the exact episode, but at the end she "sneaks" down to the fridge and starts sticking her fingers into whatever the fish she cooked was and she's standing there in her robe licking decadence off her fingers. She knows she's raising the blood pressure of men of a certain vintage and that's her brand. I like it myself, would definitely fuck. And her food seems pretty satisfying, there's a definite allure to a woman with massive tits who'll bring you a beer and something delicious after you bang her.

I think I like nigella more than I realised when I started this post.

>>16303484
I started this with genuine intentions, but I see where it's going.

delete it if you want, mods.

>>16303659
>delete it if you want, mods.
Based cuck bootlicker

>>16303327
Only a black man can satisfy her sexually

>>16304081
HOOOOOWEEEEEE WE GOT US A BUCK HERE THAT NEEDS A BREAKIN

>>16304081
pathetic

>>16303327
They're entry level and designed to be made while drunk.

But yes, they are good. I have often seen myself asking "why didn't she do this?" etc, but the bones are there. She is cooking with training wheels, for drunk middle class people.

Bros...

>>16303327
>I want at least one celebrity chefs to put at the front
Why are you gay?

>>16303327
I want to try her recipes several hours after she's eaten them, if you know what I mean.

>>16304535
>They're entry level
we're talking food, not music. /mu/ is thatway >

>>16303454
>T. Shrimpy

>>16304544
cute. but all women get better with age.

>>16304559
Do you even know what that means? They're gateways to cooking for people who can't cook. ENTRY LEVEL RECIPES for drunk people.

bros imagine her riding you while ur both sitting and her hot breath smells of baileys and chocolate and u can feel her gigantic tits on ur chest and u grab her waist and ufeel ur fingers sligtly sink in to her supple milky body and u can feel her soft bush grinding against u omg im gonna coom

>>16303327
She should be The Architect’s next project

>>16304330
Kek

>>16304572
Nigella lawson is 61

>>16304885
I'm an apprentice chef that's also a drunk, think anyone gives a shit about the qualifications of the big tiddy milf on the fucking book?

>>16305163
jesus christ

>>16305163
and that's a good thing