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16302753 No.16302753[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

mfw Italians try to convince me their pizza is the only valid one

>> No.16302760

>>16302753
Fuck Italians

>t. Italian

>> No.16302883

>>16302753
American pizza is much better that the unsatisfying flatbread Italians try to pass off as pizza

I am honestly not really sure if pizza was actually invented in Italy at all. It seems like an American original to me

>> No.16302888
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>> No.16302889

>>16302888
>where as

>> No.16302939

>>16302888
because american culture (of which food is a part of) has been engineered by jews to maximize consumerism
the system wants you to buy more pizzas and get fatter, even if they are 1% more visually appealing that still counts

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>>16302753
>mfw Italians try to convince me their pizza is the only valid one
Any good pizza experience in Italy is copied from someone else doing their methods in a good way, or better ingredients, or longer aging of the 0dough, and/or copying how it's done in some other country. The origin and authentic argument, at this point is ignorance and stupidity. I am sure there is deliciousness at restaurant x in city x, because people in the restaurant business are competitive as a matter of necessity.
It's already documented that New Haven CT made what we consider pizza in this country first. Coal fired delicious dough, fresh made tomato sauce, etc. Frank Pepe, Sal's and others such as The Bar (across the street from the first hamburger incidentally), are still delicious, and everyone will say they slightly prefer one over the other as their best.
Clam pizza, amazing. Potato on pizza, also delicious. To add cheese or no cheese, boggling to me, but they do that over in Italy too.

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>>16302888
Those were both done in America. The left pizza was not cocked in wood oven you can tell blindfolded

>>16302980
>Any good pizza experience in Italy is copied from someone else doing their methods in a good way

You will never have good pizza

> It's already documented that New Haven CT made what we consider pizza in this country first

If that's your pic, i guess even Etruscans have that flatbread with condiment

>> No.16303007

>>16302939
>Makes something aesthetically pleasing
>Itz da jooz!
The antisemitism on this site is getting weirdly complimentary.

>> No.16303013

>>16302939
>even if they are 1% more visually appealing that still counts
Tbh that pizza looks like made of plastic. That fact that it is more visually appealing to you I'd because you have lost the ability to recognize food

>> No.16303015

>>16302753
New York is unironically the pizza capital of the world. Italian pizza isn't that great compared to it. New Haven and Chicago are great too.

>> No.16303025

>>16302994
No one asked or cares

>> No.16303033

>>16302753
>>16302760
>obsessed

>> No.16303047

>>16303007
To be fair I can't really tell the difference between a jew and italian

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>>16302753
>Expecting the people who invented opera to NOT be loud and overly dramatic

>> No.16303063

>>16302753
that looks delicious, I'd eat that over your fast food flyover shart ''''''pizza''''''' any day

>> No.16303079

>>16303013
missing the point retard also I never said it was appealing to me
I meant 1% increase on average, after considering people who would think it less appealing and people who would think it's more appealing
are you denying that the masses gobble this shit up and the average joe wouldn't visually prefer a symmetric pizza? if that's not the case then you should create your own advertisement company with your philosophy and get rich

>> No.16303102

hey look it's another Amerifats are obsessed with Europe thread, cool.

>> No.16303185

>>16302994
I want to stick my dick in that crust

>> No.16303192

Why does Italian pizza always look like someone literally stuck a lunchable pizza into an oven?

>> No.16303198

>>16303102
these threads are generated by bots

>> No.16303284

>>16302753
i hate this nigger so much but i hate the idiots who made him popular even more

>> No.16303390

>>16302753
they can't be compared 2bh, they're like 2 different things. both can be very good, both can be very bad. Retards off course face troubles understanding this.