/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16300124
>a puff
I presume you catch rather than bowl?

>>16300124
For me it's not being a faggot and just smoking a cigarette

>>16300124
Beer is too heavy after a good meal.
I prefer a cognac, and if appropriate a cigar.

I prefer some bourbon and a cigar on the porch.

>>16300252
Based porch bro

I'm sure nothing could go wrong from spraying chinese poison directly into your lungs.

For me, it's putting on some Dixie Chicks and punching myself in the face.

>>16300267
It's the best, man.

>>16300175
this anon is correct. I'll just have some type of amaro if I'm feeling stuffed.

>>16300252
I’m about to buy a house with a backyard and can’t wait to do the same thing

>>16300486
Awesome, congrats anon

>>16300486
buy or lease? BIG difference I just learned

>>16300486
My porch is in the FRONT, homie.

Back yard porches are for plebs. Good luck on your new house, though! It'll be worth it.

>>16300526
Buy, 30 yr mortgage and everything

>>16300569
Proud of ya', big guy. Home ownership is a big step up, but you'll figure it out.

>>16300547
Fat fingers typed this

>>16300583
I'm not fat. In fact, I probably lost weight since that picture. I'm 5'11 and 175 lbs.

>>16300547
feel like this is florida

>>16300599
Close but no... CIGAR.

>>16300547
Ok that looks very comfy

>>16300587
I didnt say you were fat I said those are fat fingers

>>16300607
I dislike the implications therein.
>>16300606
Tis. It's what sold me on the house(along with the antique pine floors).

for me, it's crystal meth and jerking off for 14 hours

for me its sleeping naked with rain ambient sound

After I am done eating I take my dish and cutlery to the sink and clean them

>>16300124
Nice beer Hans

>>16300435
>feels stuffed
>drinks a syrup liqueur that's meant for deserts

fat fingers typed this

>>16300124
If you're using one of those things you are a puff mate.

>>16303441
fuck you

>>16303610
>t. poofter

>>16300435
>montenegro
>Mount Negro

>>16303736
You have to be 18 to post here

>>16303610
Real men have these instead.

>>16300124
For me I rape the gym

>>16303736
kek

>>16300435
I feel violently sick just looking at this sickly concoction, I do concur that as another anon pointed out that fat fingers indeed typed this post. fatso.

>>16300124
>eating dinner
You don’t need calories to sleep, fatty

>>16303830
>t. seething rake

>>16303834
No. U.

>>16300175
HEAVILY BASED. HEARTILY REDPILLED.

>>16300175
>>16300252
>>16300435
>>16300547
This is now a /tbg/ thread. Post recent pickups.

For me, a La Cubana Gloria Presidente

>>16300124
>pussy stick
lol @ ur life

>>16304114
>pussy stick
>lol
>@
you need to go back

>>16300175
>>16300252
>>16300435
All good liquors to enjoy cigars with.

>>16300124
I had a carbon copy of ops vape but it just could not produce good vapor at all. For me it's the OG and a rollie after dinner.

>>16300124
my dude I recommend you try the dunkel franziskaner if you haven't already, my absolute favorite

>>16304386
Mine produces good clouds, it is the newer model though

>>16304422
Ill keep an eye out for it, thanks. I might try my local German pub, theyll probably have it.

>>16305012
good luck!

>>16305002
Glad they keep getting better. I stopped using everything other than the sticky after about a week and also lost my cough from smoking spliffs for years. I have tried a lot of things but this thing throws out vapor harsh enough to make you cough even with iron lungs if you want or get it too hot on accident.

>>16305030
>>16305012
on a second thought, you might have more luck in a specialized beer shop, it's not that rare but plenty of shops or bars don't have it cause it is a bit rare.

Honestly the only two ways I know to relax are masturbating and drinking. I used to pray but I lost the spark.

>>16305178
>I used to pray but I lost the spark.
Please start again. I recommend reading The Confessions.

There's a doujin of Otoyomegatari where Karluk is normally submissive but goes beast mode after smoking hashish.
Its both cute and hot.

>>16305218
Thank you

>>16305218
Just try praying some hail Mary's, then graduate to a decade of a rosary

>>16305266
Thank you anon, I only knew about the clover one which I would also highly recommend.

>>16300175
I do some mezcal with lime on ice. Don't smoke, but a cigar or cigarette would be ideal

>>16300124
Why do people drink beer during or after a meal? Whats the point? Just makes you bloated. The best time to drink beer is inbetween lunch and dinner

>>16305540
Beer tastes good

>>16305540
Some of us aren't women like you.

>>16305540
>drinking alcohol in the afternoon
Guess how I know you're a degenerate?

>>16305540
for me its after dinner, chilling while browsing the 4 chins, and just one

>>16305705
* only once a week during weekend be it friday, sat or sun.

>>16305671
a woman thou shalt never be

>vaping

You’re aware everyone thinks you’re a disgusting low life faggot right? If you’re going to smoke at least smoke a cigarette. Vapers are disliked as much or more then the guy who lights up a big ass stinky cheap cigar

>>16305540

Best time to drink beer is during/after any type of yard work or while grilling

>>16305502
The rosary is not an arduous task. It's very easy and a wonderful practice for all of the faithful. What can really help is to find some inspiring imagery of the mysteries themselves so that it becomes like the stations of the cross.

>>16305740
Based boomer poster

>>16300124
> drinking Franziskaner straight from the bottle

get a Weizenglas you fucking pleb

>>16300124
Whats that jug on the bottom shelf? Water or piss?

>>16305928
Probably hand sanitizer for his stinky, dirty fag hands.

>>16305928
Water for my bonsai
>>16305732
>he thinks it's for tobacco
Idiot

>>16305915
Nah, seems retarded. Why does changing the container made out of the same substance matter?