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*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*

>> No.16295588

>>16295572
Is this moments before they run out on the check?

>> No.16295594
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*clink*
*clink*
*phluuubbrrpt*

>> No.16295595
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*PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT*

>> No.16295597

>>16295572
moments before disaster

>> No.16295602
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>>16295572

>> No.16295623
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*pisses everywhere and ruins your hot dog*

>> No.16295640

>>16295572
thats the sound your mum and i make behind closed doors. ;)

>> No.16295721
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>> No.16296760
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*schicka*
*schicka*
*schicka*

>> No.16296764

>>16295597
This

>> No.16296898

>>16295572
>that swedish movie where a guy explains to a teenage girl how to give him a handjob
lmao

>> No.16296906

>>16295572
>hitting the bottom of the bottle
doing it very very wrong

>> No.16296930

>>16296898
https://youtu.be/nwSM32oiZZo

must watch

>> No.16296951

>>16296760
time to reseed my farms in aoe2

>> No.16296985 [DELETED] 

>>16295572
I hate niggers so goddamn much

>> No.16297140

>>16295594
>>16295572
>glass ketchup bottles

it's not 1987 anymore grandpa.

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>>16295572
*cronch cronch*

>> No.16299192
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>>16295623
>>16295721

>> No.16299208

>>16297140
everyone is better in glass

>> No.16299209

>>16296760
*twist twist*
*snicker*
*ker-plopsshhh*

>> No.16299220

>>16299192
That's pretty based. Do you have to take it out of the condom before using it though?

>> No.16299238
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>>16295602

>> No.16299641

>>16299238
*splosh splosh*

>> No.16299656

>>16297140
>his country stopped using glass bottles in 87
ngmi

>> No.16300251

>>16295572
never understand why people do this, just swing it once and rely on the centrifugal force

>> No.16300843
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>>16295572
I swear it tastes better from the glass bottle.

Maybe its the nostalgia of eating a Friendlies in 1997 when they still had smoking sections, and you just got out of baseball/basketball practice. You were eating your kids meal care free, devouring your grilled cheese so you could get your ice cream.

>> No.16300850

>>16300843
Wonder if they have to add something to counteract the plastic taste from the plastic bottle?

>> No.16300852

>>16300843
Maybe it's because the plastic gets broken down by the acid in the vinegar. They say it don't be like that, but it do. Pop tastes way shittier from a plastic bottle, as well.

Anyway, ketchup is fucking shit and anyone who likes it doesn't actually like the food they're putting it on and only likes ketchup

>> No.16300860

>>16300852
>Anyway, ketchup is fucking shit and anyone who likes it doesn't actually like the food they're putting it on and only likes ketchup
Horrible take

>> No.16300881

>>16300860
No. There is a threshold of ketchup applied to a piece of food whereby its flavor becomes the dominant flavor. This is true for every condiment. What's NOT true for every condiment is that for ketchup, this threshold is crossed at the exact moment that you can even taste ketchup on the food--there's no balance point where the ketchup complements what you're eating. Sriracha (asian ketchup) is the exact same way. Most other condiments aren't like this at all.

Ketchup should be reserved in small amounts for cooking shortcuts and that's it.

>> No.16300882

>>16300852
I left camp ketchup in my early teens. BBQ sauce, especially texas style and carolina vinegar sauces are king. As well as hot sauce.

I only use ketchup for french fries, and nothing else. Burgers and dogs i use other toppings.

>> No.16300907

>>16300882
I can't stand it on fries, either. Salt, vinegar, pepper, lemon, and tartar sauce are all great complementary flavors for fries, but ketchup just overtakes the fries completely. I think ketchup enablers just want to eat their ketchup with a different texture--sort of like how women want to hear their own opinions in a deeper voice--and that's the reason they don't mind that it overpowers the flavor of anything you put it on.

>> No.16300926

>>16300907
Tbh, if given the choice. Garlic Truffle Mayo is king with fries, then bbq sauce, then ketchup. Malt vinegar on fries is overrated as fuck. It just makes them soggy.

>> No.16300930

>>16300881
>this threshold is crossed at the exact moment that you can even taste ketchup on the food--there's no balance point where the ketchup complements what you're eating.
I can see where you're coming from, but this is just your tongue being fucked. The difference between a burger or dog with no ketchup and a minimal amount of ketchup is still noticeable. If your tongue isn't fucked, then the problem is your willpower is.

>> No.16300979

>>16300926
>makes them soggy
What fries are you eating, anon? I've never been able to put enough vinegar on fries to make them soggy. That said, I do prefer white vinegar.
>>16300930
My willpower is fucked because ketchup tastes like shit? Listen to yourself. Yeah, the difference between a hotdog with a little ketchup and a lot of ketchup is tangible, but in neither case can you taste the hotdog; the one with more ketchup just tastes like... more ketchup.

>> No.16301142

Ah, ketchup... Yes, I too remember elementary school.

>> No.16302845

>>16300881
>Ketchup should be reserved in small amounts for cooking shortcuts
such as?

>> No.16302896

>>16295572
*drip*
*drip*
*SLOOOOOWP*

>> No.16303892
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*Pshh*

>> No.16304129

>>16299192
mods

>> No.16304810

>>16296760
Shakey cheese and burny flakes.