/ck/ - Food & Cooking

stop drinking
it is bad
any amount of alcohol kills braincells

Dubs decides btw. Since I got first dubs I get to pick if no one else gets em before I finish this bad beer.

>>16294307
Cup of their cheapest vodka. You're not drinking alone so you can post about IPA's on social media, are you?

>>16294317
No, this is the only social media I use. I just like beer. This place rocks though, if I ordered a vodka on the rocks they'd give me prob 4oz and charge me $5. If you order a glass of wine they fill it to the brim>>16294307

>>16294322
Ohhh I got dubs again next two are on me. I ordered a Michelob and it arrived in a plastic cup. The waitress is so hot though I didn't mind.

>>16294334
Music is choice. Grateful dead (shakedown street my fav), phish, Allman brothers, and now they are playing bohemian rhapsody. Mama Mia let me go!

Rolling for Coor’s Light. Also ask them toplay Like a Prayer by Madonna or put it on the jukebox if there is one

>>16294339
The Michelob is bad too, tastes like banana. If I know beer right I think that means it was brewed wrong. Michelob is usually bad though.
There's 18 beers. If y is 0-4, I pick from top 9, Z decides. If Z is 0, it is my choice of beers within Y half of the list.

>>16294307
Lager

>>16294360
60 so my choice from bottom 9.

>>16294354
They got one of them digital jukeboxes you download an app for. I used one of these once to play Michael Jackson's I'm Bad over and over and over and over again. Dropped like $50 on it. I might put on Tainted Love by soft cell. It's that kind of day

>>16294300
hey thats crazy they have guiness at the bar down the street from me too

>>16294300
this is sad OP

>>16294369
Based. Play the faggiest shit you can. I recommend I Think We’re Alone Now by Tiffany, Love fool by the Cardigans, or Ride on Time by Blackbox. Rerolling for Coor’s Light.

>>16294406
So am I, so what are you gonna do about it? Shit your pants?
>>16294400
Checked, here's the guinness. Come down and maybe you'll see me. Sit somewhere else and drink alone too.

>>16294456
Wrong pic sry.

X and y predict next beer per

>>16294456
pfffttttt hahahaha

>>16294466
Get downeast Cider I've had a few and enjoyed them

>also drinking a cider

i dont have any friends either op

>>16294476
I rolled 66, so landed on down east. I'm not homosexual so I don't normally drink cider, but dubs decided.
Some dude setting up to play live music!!!
In the meantime they have more Dead on. They're my fav.
Thinking of putting wings in, what should I go for?

>>16294303
Good. That leaves more space in my brain for thoughts.

>>16294499
>>16294466
>>16294322
>>16294300
I can't stop getting.
Musicians having a double Cuba libre before he starts, my kinda guy. Elderly dude, set up a mic and has a guitar bag behind him and a small amp. Electric or acoustic? We shall see. That's him in background, double Cuba on the table.

>>16294499
>>16294466
>>16294322
>>16294300
checked

>>16294512
They're playing total eclipse of the heart while he's setting up.
Tuuuurrrrrnnn aroouuuuuund bright eyyyes
I asked the waitress what kind of music the dude plays she has no idea. Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart. Waitress is hot as fuck but a Lil too skinny for me. Last time I was here my waitress was fat as fuck and nasty and swear to God had a lazy eye but she complimented my Dead hat.

Place is called the Clipper, it's in Portsmouth, NH. A very nice, cute small city on the east coast. Getting 'spensive to live here though. The clipper is the locals bar, otherwise it's a tourist town. it's beautiful! But a few years back, a drunk ship captain hit the bridge from Portsmouth to Kittery, Maine. They rebuilt it and gave it rainbow lights for gay pride. Totally kills the little coastal town vibe.
The Clipper is nice, it's my favorite bar downtown. If you Google maps downtown Portsmouth you will see they have plenty of competition but this is the best. Peep the clipper ship model on the left. Local high school sports uniforms on the right. Faggy cider front and center.

>>16294300
hey I remember you. dubs and you have to bang on the bar and say "baby want drinkie poo"

>>16294576
Are you the guy that couldn't get dubs last night. I still need em, they're all mine. Also, I'm not sitting at the bar, it was full when I came in.

>>16294300
If they have Drambuie then drink what I'm currently drinking. A 2:1 mix of Canadian Rye Whisky to Drambuie with ice aka a Donald Sutherland.

>>16294589
I can get dubs any time I please. right now for instance. With the power vested in me as a dubs-getter I hereby command you to order a Whoopie Pie stout

>>16294556
Nice. A fellow NE fag. NH used to be based before all the wealthy MA fags invaded. I can tell by your scattered writing that you’re getting buzzed now. Rerolling for Coor’s Light. Oh and do they have a cocktail menu? You should show it and that to the rolling. Ordering the fruitiest, gayest drink especially if you’re not emitting homo vibes is always a fun way to fuck with the bartenders and waitstaff.

>>16294531
You should try to fuck the waitress. Bring her back to your place, smash, and then make a pizza to share with her. I believe in you Drunk Pizza Anon

>>16294300
you lead a fascinating life, anon. for me, it would be the smuttynose seasonal sour

Fuck this slow drinking nonsense. Order a Long Island and get to the point

Am I hallucinating or has this thread happened before?

>guinness
>4.2%
people have brand loyalty over that stuff?

>>16294600
I JUSt ordered a Smuttynose Old Brown Dog, a brown ale. You down with OBD? Yeah, you know me.
I will try for this next since I think you're the first requestor to get dubs. This isn't quite a "Drambuie and Canadian rye" place though. What's a good substitute for Drambuie? No idea what it is desu, I bet they have some kind of rye
>>16294607
You literally can't
>>16294608
They do have a cocktail menu, pic rel. I wish someone would tell me wakanda wings to order though, I'm on like 5 beers and only had a little leftover pizza for breakfast today.sorry for poor quality of pic, have a real hard time getting under 4mb.
>>16294618
They're always out. I don't like sours but I want to, so when I get buzzed like this I usually try to order it.

>>16294633
Ah shit you're right after Drambuie and rye and just prior to me getting thrown out for puking.

>>16294669
Thanks, OP. You’re solid folk. Rolling for Blueberry Mojito.

>>16294669
Order the cosmo. Ask for a virgin one too

>>16294669
My former boss, who still works at the same ultramegacorp as me, just sat at the table next to me with his buddy. I hope he doesn't see me getting shmammered alone. He's alright though, haven't really talked since we both got promoted out of the call center

>>16294695
>ultramegacorp
navy federal? anyways, check these big fat dubs and order a Shirley temple

>>16294695
Take a cheeky creep shot of him. Let’s see what we’re working with. Also Blueberry Mojito again roll.

>>16294703
Way, way, way, way, way bigger than navy federal lol.
I grew up in a small town called Merrimac in Massachusetts. There used to be a restaurant there, the only proper restaurant. It was called The Vintage Grill. When I was an 8 year old, a carmie/roni pizza and a Shirley temple was my go to meal. The owner/chef and his wife/chef/waitress are dead now. They were alcoholics. Saw the guy come out of the kitchen, fill a pint glass with vodka, then go back in and make me a pizza. They were very nice people. I remember in third grade for Christmas, the wife made me and my sisters each a GIANT gingerbread man. I was the talk of the school, I'd bring in one leg and tell people it came from a two foot tall gingerbread man. They didn't believe me till I kept bringing it in! I remember getting evacuated due to 9/11 and eating gingerbread while waiting for the rents to pick me up.

>>16294711
You're in line after Drambuie/rye and long island ice tea. nice get. Old couple just sat with him. I'm not taking a creepshot for anything less than quads

>>16294303
I wasn't using them, anyway.

>>16294743
Ya no now that.ive said that th res no way I was eating a Christmas 2000 gingerbread all the way into September of 2001.

Ya boy is playing bill withers ain't no sunshine and killing it

>>16294755
Merrimac. Gross. Charlestown master race checking in. Enjoy that Blueberry Mojito yah fuckin retahded queeah

>>16294792
Chahlestown is fah faggggs
Too close to p town for my blood

>>16294300
5 dollar guinness is a good deal i'd pound those

>>16294300
damn what kind of flyover do you live in??

>>16294825
Yeah well if you got dubs maybe I could. Insteqd I ordered a Drambuie and rye per >>16294600

You're drinking pretty fast anon, aren't you worried?

>>16294840
N'hampsha live free or die niqqa I'mma coastie. This is locals bar is why it doesn't look too nuts on the beer list. I could go to the Thirsty Moose down the street where they got like 200 beers on tap. But this is cheaper

>>16294851
nah he posted his arm in last night's threads he's a fat fuck. probably takes 10+ beers for him to get drunk

>>16294857
Yeh it's true. 6'2 200lbs of pure beer gut. At least I'm not a manlet. Chick on far right has a plaid skirt and it's making me horny.

>>16294852
get some interesting craft shit, regular ass beer you can get from a gas station is so boring and a rip-off from a bar.

>>16294873
Ask her to buy you a drink, OP

>>16294600
I ordered the Drambuie and rye and holy god is it good. Thanks for the suggestion!

>>16294886
Her shifts over I think, much less hot chick took over.

>>16294893
Swear to god if you’re Merrimac faggot ass gets too fucked up to order my GET Blueberry Mojito I’m going to run by the projects screaming the n-person word cause I’ll be so upset.

>>16294912
I used to hang with a nigger in the Merrimac projects. He broke his arm once and beat the bejeezus out of his mom with the cast. Prior to that he beat the shit out of some angry nerd that followed me to my bus stop and tried to pick a fight with me. So that was nice.

>>16294912
>>16294930
Though this is the kinda place that would serve me a Drambuie and rye, a long island iced tea, and a blueberry mojito all together after seven beers.