/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This thread sucks

>>16289709
You suck

>>16289700
Lol
>8am - raisin bran
>12pm - Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich
>5pm - plate of microwave nachos

>>16289722
oh and also black coffee throughout the day, both iced and hot by turns

>>16289700
>Spam, raw
so do you work at the spam factory or

>>16289700
>7am - double shot coffee
>8:30am - couple of cheese rolls
>11am - macadamia nut cookie & piece of mint chocolate
>12:30 - not there yet, but probably a bread roll with cheese, ham & chicken, iced coffee
won't probably have anything else until dinner, which will be a burger.

>>16289757
No, it just means I didn't cook it. Also that should be 12:30 PM. I'm very,very drunk and currently banned from /pol/ & /tv/. I'm a /ck/ newfag

>>16289764
Sounds good. Wtf is a cheese roll?

>>16289722
>>16289727
>microwave nachos
So just tortillas & shredded cheese? Or tortillas & cheese sauce.
Either way, Based

>6AM - Woke up, ate a bag of sourpatch kids watermelons and slammed a 20oz bottle of arizona green tea I had in my fridge
>6PM - Tried to make a pizza, for some reason it came out like a brick of charcoal, entirely black and just carbon despite not changing anything from last time that I can think of
I'm probably just gonna go to sleep, fuck today, man.

>>16289806
yeah just tortilla chips with shredded cheese on top. nuke for 30 seconds and wa la. salsa and hot sauce to taste

>>16289796
>im currently banned from some of the most shitflinging boards on 4chan
jfc anon what did you do?

>>16289823
The night is young, anon. Don't give up yet

>>16289851
posted porn on /pol/ and got caught. off topic on /tv/, wasn't buckposting tho, hate that shit

>>16289835
easily the most underrated food ever

>>16289700
>snifffff

>>16289718
You swallow bitch.

>>16289700
2/10, not enough cocaine

>>16289949
My girl is 24 and got a little chubby this past year. She's young enough to pull it off tho and her pussy has gotten way fatter than the rest of her - I can't stop eating it. I Won't stop eating it.
And if I jam my middle finger up her asshole (I eat that too) she squirts all the medicine I need out of her spicy little pisshole and I swallow all I can.

>>16289973
I think you're referencing Hunter S Thompsons bkfst. I would love to try that. No. No, mine is not nearly as glamorous. I'm kind of autistic and only eat between 5AM & 1PM.

>>16289700
If you added clam juice then you had a bloody caeser, not a bloody mary

>data mining thread

>>16290006
I also pour a can of beer in there, so it's a bloody chelada?

>>16290018
I have no idea what that makes it, I just don't want you disrespecting the good bloody mary name

Slept until 10
Vodka
Vodka
Vodka
Vitamins
Vodka
Vodka
Beer
Fried panko-crusted chicken, cheesy noodles and green beans
Probably some more booze before turning in

>>16289700
why the FUCK does your list read bottom to top

>>16289700
>7:30 a.m, toast, bacon, small helping of grits.
>12:00 p.m. A good slice of watermelon
>6:30 p.m. Oven roasted chicken, and some mixed veggies, specificslly mini potatoes, onions, carrots and red bell peppers coated in Taryaki sauce.
>only drank black coffee and water all day

That will probably be all I have today. Very simple yet wholesome stuff I think.

>11:30am - Large 7/11 coffee (black)
>1pm - Small bowl of mango habanero salsa and tortilla chips
>3:00pm - pick off some pieces of meat from the rotisserie chicken in my fridge
>3:30 - go to make a grill cheese, realize I have no cheese. I eat one (1) plain slice of white bread
pitiful day. I am planning to go get a mcdouble meal around 8pm

>>16289885
yeah so good man

How are you people getting enough calories? Do you all weigh 120 pounds?

>>16289700
>couple slices of Spam, raw
retarded alcoholic

>vitamins
>pills
>Banana and two slices of toast with butter
>different vitamins
>Pills
>Crackers with wine cheese
>Two stuffed peppers
>A pill
>Tangerine
>More pills before bed
And here I am with a sinus infection
I am also now at the stage where my nose is too stuffed to taste so tomorrow is gonna be shit
I hate how no medicine works for me

>>16290102
An I retarded for saying spam is raw or retarded for eating it uncooked?
More importantly, why are you being such a midwit nigger about the whole situation?

>>16290125
Wine cheese is best cheese

>>16289700
What do you mean all morning?

>>16290034
Sorry, bro

>>16290038
This hits a chord

>>16289700
>8 AM old spearmint tea i left on the counter
>930 AM oatmeal and yogurt, black tea
>10 AM-2 PM mineral water
>2:30 PM liter of carrot juice and a can of squid with butter and hard bread
>3:30 PM a long walk to vodka store
>8 PM green pork carnitas with hominy
going to drink until i fall asleep now
>>16290089
>>>16290040
How are you people getting enough calories? Do you all weigh 120 pounds?
this is a thinly-veiled al/ck/ thread the posters here are all skinnyfat neckbeards with gout

>>16290139
Yes glad I was still able to savor the taste
Fuck how is it so good?

>12noon - 2 hamburger patties with swiss cheese, tomatoes, pickles, mustard, and wrapped in lettuce. And an all beef bratwurst
>4PM - 2 cuts of pork shoulder, 2 eggs over medium, 2 fish oil capsules. Bone broth to drink.
And that's all for the day. Losing weight sucks anons, don't get fat in the first place.

>>16290040
Because i was remembering it

>>16290062
This sounds comfy. You are your own mommy, anon

>10 am - granola bar
>2 pm - leftover fried chicken and potato wedges
>??? pm - prolly run to the store and make stir fry or something

>woke up at 5pm
>two double cheeseburgers
currently 7:40ish pst

today is a fasting day

>>16290038
How long does it take you to go through 750ml?

>>16289700
>10:30am - 2 eggs, bacon, american cheese and jalapenos on a hoagie roll
>4:30pm - roast beef and provolone hoagie, pickle spear
>9pm - spaghetti with meat sauce
water + black and green tea throughout

>a bit of chocolate with coconut flakes
>several spoonfuls of peanut butter
>white beans cooked in broth

Not my finest eating day but hopefully i didnt overdo it

Wait wut. Why are the times backwards and retarded?
>1am
>1230am
>11am
>10am
>845M
>745am
>645am

>>16289880
>posted poen on /pol/
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Tired of seeing that shit all day and love when my reports don't go unheeded. Rot in hell.

>>16290040
the guy woke up in the middle of the night retard

>>16290399
It’s just a website bro

>>16290366
Not him but it takes me between 10 and 14 hours. Is that good or bad?

>>16290399
Sorry, you had to dee hada stevens asshole, pussy & feet. Sorry that ruined yoir /pol/ browsing experience

I made dinner for myself, with enough to eat dinner for next 3 days.
>package of pre-cooked andouille sausage
>package of pre-cooked, peeled and deveined shrimp
>one red pepper
>browned the meat in pan
>added bacon grease and sliced pepper, sauted
>cooked two bags of Knorr Spanish rice
>threw all that stuff together into 4 containers
>ate one

>>16290417
And? It's my only hobby and only thing I do in my free time. Fucking coomers.

>>16290436
*see jada

>>16290366
Maybe 3 days

>0500
One cup steel cut oats, One cup 2% milk, two hardboiled eggs
>0930
Protein shake (2 cups 2% milk, 2 scoops ON Nutrition Double Chocolate Whey, 1 tbsp Nescafe Classico instant coffee, one banana)
>1200
1 cup steamed white rice, 2 cups chankonabe
>1300
Protein shake (2 cups 2% milk, 2 scoops ON Nutrition Double Chocolate Whey)
>1700
1 cup steamed white rice, 1 cup steamed broccoli w. 1 slice lappi cheese, 1 lb. baked boneless skinless chicken breast (1 tbsp olive oil, ~1 tsp italian seasoning)
>2000
Vodka Tonic (~2 oz vodka, ~6 oz tonic water, squeeze of lemon)

It's 6am for me. I'm roasting some potatoes in hopes it'll stop my cravings to go to a bakery and get pastries.
I also plan on making some coffee and french toast.

>>16290430
That’s really bad anon

>>16290547
Is a pint in 5-6 hours ok at least? I haven't had a handle in over a year, and almost the same for pints. I just recently started drinking again.

> 7am
6 egg cheese omelette with Tabasco.
> 1pm
6 egg cheese omelette with Tabasco.
> 6pm
6 egg cheese omelette with Tabasco.

I didn't have anything else in the fridge besides eggs and cheese.

>>16290836
And tobasco

1pm nothing yet

>>16289700
I have an eating disorder so hopefully this enlightens you on how my people eat.

in the morning i ate a chili dog, took one bite and spit it out. then i ate the rest because it started to taste better.

later on in the day i got two single patty cheeseburgers. i would chew and then spit out the mush, both burgers, maybe swallowing 20% of them. then begun drinking beer.

>>16291641
*Tabasco

>>16289700
Whole chicken extra hot and peri peri chips

I order dunkin for breakfast every morning. It’s a lot of food so it’s my only meal of the day

>Black coffee
>Another black coffee
>2 slices of grilled cheese and salami on low carb bread
>Some green tea/yerba mate shit with ginseng
>Coconut chicken curry with konjac rice
>Couple of squares of 90% cocoa chocolate
>Glass of red wine

All I ate yesterday was a baked potato and two tacos

Morning: bowl of cereal (coco shreddies) w/full fat milk; one cup of cafetiere coffee
Lunch: Sandwich (breaded ham, little gem lettuce, mayo and marg on white bread), glass of weak orange squash
Dinner: don't know yet. Leaning towards some spaghetti with red pesto.

>>16292091
are you from another dimension?

>>16292033
what was on the baked potato? I did that when i was obsessed w/ lifting, baked potato w/ avocado and irish butter and cottage cheese. two homemade corn tortillas w/ grass fed steak, onion, cilantro & radish. That was back in 2016. Now I'm an alcoholic, drunk off my ass on twisted tea, all I ate today w/ some goldfish

>>16292001
this nigga eatin konjac rice

>>16291927
very, very based

>>16292710
I got Taco Bell breakfast today. Dunkin is $21 so it was starting to add up

>Sausage McMuffin with a hash brown, latte
>Bowl of fries
>Lamb donner kebab with onions and chilli sauce

>>16289700
> 10:00 AM : 2 small cookies
> 11:00 AM : cubed watermelon
> 01:00 PM : 100% WHOLE GRAIN WHEAT THINS

>>16291908
That sounds awful. Please, never enlighten me on that weird shit again.

>>16289700
I started keeping a diet log book for weight loss, here is an entry from 2 days ago

07:30 AM: Sausage & Egg McMuffin with extra cheese and extra sausage patty
10:00 AM: 2x Microwave taquito
12:00 PM: Strawberry poptart with Cup Noodle
03:00 PM: 2x Microwave taquoto
06:00 PM: Costco Polish Sausage Hot Dog
09:30 PM: Grilled cheese sandwich
11:00 PM: Grilled cheese sandwich
01:00 AM: Grilled cheese sandwich

>>16293357
Damn dude you took forever to finish that grilled cheese

>>16289880
>porn on /pol/
Well deserved ban

8AM: Glass of milk
12PM: Mcdouble, McChicken, Dr. Pepper

Tonight I shall make pasta.

9am: Yogurt with frozen tropical fruit and granola
4pm: Crumpet with butter and jam
8:30pm: Pork vindaloo
Throughout: lemon&lime cordial, tea

>>16289700
> Woke up hung over like I have the last 450 days
> two cups of coffee
> one at 10am
> one at 12 am
> 2:30pm have SUPER COFFEE shot
> tums at 3:00pm for acid reflux

>>16293357

this is honestly how i imagine 90% of you fucks eat.

>>16289700
>>1AM - Corona hard seltzer, all day
>>12:30AM - couple slices of Spam, raw
>>11AM - Blood Mary - v8, tapatio, tabasco, cayenne, celery seed, onion & garlic powder; one can of modelo, titos; clam juice, paprika, tamarind, horseradish, fresh lemon juice; loads of black pepper; cholula, i think that's it
>>10AM - PeanutButter&Banana sandwich; Bacon
>>8:45AM - Maria cookies; Ginger ale
>>7:45AM - Shot of Tequila w/ Salt, Lime
>>7AM - Coffee, all morning; magnesium, mulitvitamin, milk thistle, vitamin C, folic acid
>>6AM - Alka Seltzer; Ice Water all morning

>>16293449
12 pm, anon.

>matcha ice cream
>two (2) colby jack cheese slices
>half a block of ramen noodles with fresh thyme and sour cream (no flavor packet, no liquid)
>grapes

3 eggs, 4 bacons, 2 toasts with black coffee for breakfast, can of deenz with green olives for lunch, coffee and weed for dinner. if I kept this type of diet more consistently I'd be able to lose the flab but unfortunately I am taken to drink three times a week and also any hangovers call for food delivery. alas I suffer from that which I pursue to dissuade my suffering.

just screaming

>>16289700
>8 am - one wedge of parmigiano
that's it

hm.
>10:00AM - deenz and 5 water crackers
>11:30AM - wrap with turkey, ham, spinach, lettuce, mustard, mayo
>3:00PM - oatmeal with peanut butter and chocolate protein powder
>7:00PM - about 1.25 lb of pulled pork and 5 large carrots

>>16290490
Same again except no second workout so no second protein shake today and supper instead of broccoli I had spinach, no cheese.
No vodka tonight. It was hot as fuck today and I worked very hard so I am pumping water to rehydrate.

>>16292692
>he doesnt know about coco shreddies, breaded ham, orange squash, or red pesto

>>16289700
>10:30am - Bran Flakes with a banana
>2pm - leftover tuna pasta salad, some fresh cherries (like 10) and a bottle of Orange Lucozade
>7pm - Cipotle Chicken breast with green beans and crispy potato slices
>10pm - some more cherries

1am - Currently sipping water in bed.

>>16289700
God I want to take a deep, encompassing sniff of her fetid swamp cunt

>>16289700
8pm ny strip steak and broccoli rabbe

> 10 am - Broccoli Tomato Mushroom Cheddar Omelette, Yogurt and a Coffee
>2 pm - Protein Snack Pack. Turkey, Almonds, Colby Jack and a double shot coffee drink
>8 pm - Salisbury Steak, Egg Noodles, Corn and a Cherry Lime Seltzer

I also completely purged and organized my kitchen
Feels good man

>>16290836
you ate 18 eggs in a day?

>>16291908
just swallow the food.

>1:30am - El Presidente sample platter from Mexican restaurant - chicken chimichanga and beef burrito.
Learned that day your mexican homies will serve you a plate of sliced limes with your cerveza to mask the smell from your breath so you can get back to work no sus.
>2am - Grolsh pilsners and Marlboro Southern Cut
>3am - beat Red Dead Redemption
>4am - 5am jacked off to mommy porn and slept with cat on my chest
>9am - milk and apple juice
>slept til 8pm - milk and apple juice
>9:45pm ciggies
>11:30pm LA Noire and Little King Cream Ales
>1am Spicy Nacho Doritos and beef ramen
>3am cream ales and radlers

>>16289700
a single cup of tea (pg tips) with milk, prepared by my wife.

rate my lunch lads

I work graves at an industrial plant, so this is kinda out of whack.
>1 AM Couple of home cooked burgers and coffee
>3 AM Coffee
>5 AM Coffee, couple handfuls of almonds
>Get off in an hour and a half, then its bourbon and maybe some pasta if I'm hungry, then sleep, then do it all again.