/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16286895
Oily/10

>>16286908
Oily Lukøje?

>>16286895
first tell me how to get a gf

>>16286895
Joe Rogan/10

>>16286895
Pic is pretty dark, what's in the top right? And are those avocados on left?

Eggs look overdone regardless

>>16286895
10

>>16286958
I wish I knew. It's an imaginary gf

>>16286969
Stewed cabbage and zucchiny

>>16286993
Yuck

>>16286895
that aint great, but its rare as fuck to find a gf that will cook for her man, so gj on that.

>>16286993
You spelled zucchini like a child molesting fag enabler.

>>16286895
fucking gruesome/10
but still better than 99% of modern western women.
shes a keeper.

>>16287020
i've been getting flak all my life for the way i spell zookeenie so i'd appreciate it if you didn't bring that shit here

Looks like shit and not very filling. What is this cabbage, zucchini and two eggs? That's like 300 calories. I'd slap the shit out of her

>>16287076
She says I've been putting on a bit of weight so she makes healthier meals for me

>>16287093
lol gay

>>16287093
>low in calories = healthy

>>16287123
Well it's better then nothing. She wont cook for me unless it's food from her meme diet.

>>16287076
>Looks like shit and not very filling. What is this cabbage, zucchini and two eggs? That's like 300 calories. I'd slap the shit out of her

>>16286937
Yeah

>>16286895
>do you want your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
>yes.

californian?

>>16286895
Are you a skeleton?

>>16286895
Where's the meat, it isn't dinner without some meat

>>16286895
She knows what she's doing. Does she also have a great ass?

>>16286969
>Eggs look overdone regardless
Matter of opinion. Those look slightly undercooked to me. I like the edges to be crispy. I like mine over easy as well.

>>16286895
your girlfriend is joe rogan?

>>16286895
scandimat er forferdelig

>>16287965
I couldn't care less about the edges, but the yolks look set - nobody wants that

>>16286895
dump her

>>16286895
cook your eggs in butter instead of oil

>>16286895
dump her that shit look gay

>>16286895
rate mine

pork + brocolis + onions + pasta

>>16286895
Joe pls.

>>16289704
pasta just plain or you get some sauce on it?

>>16289747
oil

>>16287310
lmao

>>16286895
Your wife looks like she cooks better than most women these days
I wouldn't be surprised if I have to teach the woman I will marry how to cook

>>16286895
I'd rather just keep eating canned deenz and frozen broccoli alone.

>>16289820
gutter oil?

>>16289911
Anon I'm lonely too but that doesn't stop me from cooking Carbonara on the pan, Mac n' Cheese from scratch in the oven, omelets, crepes, cookies, steaks, sausages, etc.
At least cook yourself something good everyday

>>16289601
I would love that, runny yolks are for kindergarteners

>>16289920
lard on pork
corn oil on pasta

>>16289931
Cooking for yourself is extremely depressing.

>>16289964
When you see the average food people my age make it's a great fucking feeling
Only my own dear mother is a better cook than I am

>>16289969
I don't find any joy in comparing myself with normalfags. It's like bragging about beating a shitty BOT in Counter Strike.

>>16287967
Came here to say this

>>16286895
>she
He forgot the green Yucateco hot sauce.

>>16290036
It feels good to be better than others at something

>>16289964
No it isn’t. It’s extremely satisfying. You sound like one those sad fags who can’t enjoy their own company. Probably never went for a walk alone or to see a movie solo. Pity.

>>16290178
I'm already better simply by having a soul.

>>16290189
Why would I do that? I can do all of that from my PC.

>>16290197
A soul is no good if it has no passion

>>16290197
>not enjoying solitude
SOUL LESS

Minw wins, bread is fresh baked too. Sorry OP

>>16286895
Roganpilled

Looks decent and the fact that it was made by a gf pushes it up to a ten.
Good for you, anon.
How did it taste?

>>16286987
Nevermind, I just noticed the plate is a squaricle. 1/10

>>16286895
Would eat/10. Pepper the left egg too.

>>16289946
horrible

>>16290197
you have no soul

>>16290951
kino

10/would marry

whats her height and weight?

>>16286895
bet she wouldnt even eat it. that is a plate devoid of love, might suggest finding a different girl

>>16286895
Never trust a woman who cooks for you but doesnt eat what she cooked. That legit looks like something an underpaid line chef would throw together

>>16289904
Ameri a cute

>>16289964
Cooking something restaurant worthy for yourself is therapeutic and delicious
>>16289969
I like this feel too except my mother is not a better cook than I am

>>16286895
why do the eggs look so funny looking? was it cooked on a cast iron or something

>>16286969
>are those avocados on left

>>16286895
say thank you and be grateful to have something ungrateful fuck

>>16286895
>fried
gross
>eggs
never
-100/100

>>16286895
The din-din or the gf who actually wants to cook, but has some learning to do?

>>16286895
10/10 now go an thanks your gf for the great dinner

>>16286969
Imagine trying to be a food critic and not knowing what zucchini looks like.

>>16286895
Is your gf a tiny bald man?

>>16293634
no jalapenos, this isn't joe rogan

>>16287071
>zewkeyknee

>>16289964
post tits

>>16286895
Any female born after 1993...

A little paella I made now for dinner

>>16286895
Not bad, 99% of the world cannot fucking cook at all, and that's some decent food I'd eat and enjoy. I like cooking, but being able to cook even ~85 meals a month instead of 90 is magical. Food cooked for you by other people tastes amazing, /ck/ cannot understand this.

I dislike uncooked white on the top of eggs sunny side up, I prefer to add a tiny splash of water to the pan and cover it so the steam cooks the eggs. Assuming you've added some kind of fat to the pan, you can also baste them with with that. I prefer roasted vegetables to be a little darker, but the zucchini there looks fine, most people would probably prefer that anyway.

>>16290951
Also looks amazing, but dyed orange cheese is an insecure WI thing. I suggest you source cheese from the best dairy producing region in America, New England.

>>16290951

Wtf is up with gfs doing charcuterie boards trend rn. I feel like everyone's ladies are making them. Is there some charcuterie board trend on Instagram or tiktok right now? All the sudden everyone's gfs are making charcuterie boards.

I would need a starch like a bagel or piece of sourdough