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What are your favorite authentic Chinese dishes?

>> No.16285777

Guys ding almond style

>> No.16285783

>>16285772
Ching chong ping pong. A regional classic.

>> No.16285785

Dim Sum BushMeat

>> No.16285796

>>16285777
>>16285783
>>16285785
Thanks guys some beautiful choices I'm going to order all of these with a fort chun cookie.

>> No.16285795

Which type of Chinese cuisine is the best?
It seems like most people would pick Szechuan, but my weak digestive system can't handle all that heat (even though I love the taste)

>> No.16285803
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>>16285772
This is called bird's nest snack roughly translated of course. Much, much better than birds nest soup. You never know how many or what you'll get from one of these little bundles of nature's goodness.

>> No.16285809

>>16285777
LOL
>>16285783
ROFL
>>16285785
OMG you guys are a hoot
>>16285803
ROFLMAO OMG OMG OMG

>> No.16285813

>>16285809
There's nothing funny about Chinese cuisine you fucking racist.

>> No.16285823

>>16285803
Bugmen are fucking unreal.

>> No.16285859

Pad thai

>> No.16286086

I'd like real Chinese food so much more if they didn't chop up their poultry so autistically

>> No.16286093

>>16286086
Chopsticks are the foundation of East Asian food

>> No.16286099

>>16286093
I'm referring to the bone shards
I like bone in chicken but the Chinese smash their cleavers through the small chicken bones, so you're left with lots of unpredictable bone shards

>> No.16286132

>>16286099
Yes, but the food needs to be small, and fast. Therefore, bones.

>> No.16286201

>>16285772
dumplings

>> No.16286289
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16286289

sweet and sour chicken with pork fried rice please

>> No.16286298

>>16285772
Sour and spicy soup
Fuck I havent had any in such a long while
Gonna make some on Friday

>> No.16286309

Japanese style tan tan noodles (ramen with chili oil and peanuts)

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>>16285772
Biang Biang Mian are addictive as fuck. Easy to make too if you aren't a complete dimwit.

>> No.16286493

>>16285772
Bat and mouse chink soufflet.

>> No.16286501

>>16285772
Nasi Goreng!

>> No.16286565

>>16285772
Chinese cabbage pickle and pork rib soup, with ginger. The recipe is literally the name of the dishes. Its legendary

>> No.16286587

>>16285772
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>> No.16286710

General Tsao innit

>> No.16286759

>>16285795
If you can’t handle spice then Cantonese is the best.

>> No.16286846

麻辣火锅
水煮牛肉
毛血旺
麻辣烫
担担面
宜宾燃面
热干面
牛杂面
红烧肉
烧烤

>> No.16286871

I like dim sum, but I would kill to try the signature dishes for each of the 8 great cuisines of China

>> No.16286882

Gutter oil fried dog in bear bile.

>> No.16286889

>>16285803
Fucking inhuman

>> No.16286893

>>16285803
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

>> No.16286912

Longpig.
Used to be a lot easier to get between 1985-1962. You could just find it lying by the side of the road.

Now you gotta pay for it.

>> No.16286935

>>16285772
Chinese is by far the worst cuisine and you should never eat anything in China anyway because you’re eating literal sewage. Literally.

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>>16286893
Hey there my slanty eyed brother. I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart. The webm may be an oldie, but it sure is a goodie, and let me tell you what! I found it so pertinent to this here culturally expanding china foods thread that it inspired me! Not to copy and pasta, but to pen an original and totally unique response! Whether it was projection, seethe, cope, or just plain boredom on your end I'm honored that another anon thought my original joke was a copypasta. I give you full permission to copy that post and paste it when the time comes. Have a great day, friend.