/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16279912
>being a subhuman shitskin

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>>16279912
Sorry you’re not white OP

>>16279912
BLACK

I could eat a whole liter of it and not fart even once.

I am, in fact, white. In fact, I was born in Germany and lived there until I was five, and my parents moved to Florida.

>>16279964
Look pal, I never had this problem until I turned thirty. My dad also began to have issues with dairy, in his thirties.

>>16279972
Me too funnily enough, I'm completely white and drank a half gallon of milk a day from ages 5-18

Not all of us are lactose intolerant

>>16279912
You can just take an enzyme before eating and that helps according to my asian friend.

>>16279994
Nah I actually like it, it's pretty funny and feels good to let horrid farts fly. Wife makes me sleep on the couch, though

>>16279968
You might have a touch of the tar brush honey.

>>16279985
Funny how I seldom drink milk but I don’t have any problems with it, and I’m not even white.

>>16280006
Based brapposter

>>16280009
100% German, according to my 23andme. I've ended the pure bloodline by marrying and having children with a Taiwanese woman, but I'm completely white. Lots of people develop lactose intolerance as they get older, read a book.

your fault for being inferior

Icecream is the only dairy that rekts my shit. Good thing it’s for children and women, hated it before it gave me the farts.

>>16280060
That's the thing, I can still eat cheese and butter and drink milk just fine, but ice cream gives me gas and I'm currently pushing out a fat shit at 10 pm, only because I ate a scoop an hour ago, and have been farting nonstop since.

>>16280060
>it’s for children and women
Why limit yourself like that?

>>16280081

I just don’t enjoy it, I dunno, has none of the qualities I like about dairy.

A scoop on hot pie or whatnot is great but I get more enjoyment out of drinking a shot of heavy whipping cream.

>>16279968
> I was born in Germany
ok, and?

>>16280072

It’s probably all the emulsifiers and other crap in it. And it’s like consuming concentrated cream-milk. Though your fine consuming some cheese or a glass of milk ice-cream is like consuming a ton of heavy milk all at once.

>>16280130
I was born in Germany, when Germany was still a white country. Never saw a black person until we moved to Florida.

>>16280140
The Gastarbeiter began arriving in the 1950's. Are you over 70?

>>16280169
"Began arriving" is a bit different from "flooding the country with mudslides", wouldn't you agree?

>>16279912
yes but its 95 fucking degrees out and I make it at home....

actually it only gives me like one or 2 stinkers and then Im good.

>>16280169
Don't forget all the rapes during and after WW2. OP is probably one third slav, one third black and one third a turk.

>>16279912
>being this pathetic
I have to literally consume a gallon of Blue Bell Great Divide in one sitting to even get a tummyache. Being white is the fucking best.

>>16279968
German ice cream is light and airy in comparison to US ice cream, which is richer and heavier.

>>16280486
>Eating a gallon of ice cream in one sitting
>Feeling like that's something to brag about
Post physique, fat as fatass.

OP here with an update, I'm still ripping big, loud, greasy, stinky farts. Even my dog has run into another room.

>>16280481
Yeah, that explains my blonde hair and blue eyes, right, Mr. Mendeleev?

>>16280037
I read a book like you suggested and it says your gay.

>>16280517
Two out of three of those have the occasional blonde so yea probably.

>>16280510
bet those farts smell like semen

>>16279968
>>16279972
Is it specifically the dairy or the sugar. I'm in my mid 30s and too much sugar wreaks havoc on my guts.

>>16279912
god imagine the smell

>>16280262
Just do what your homies do, eat watermelon instead

>he doesn't enjoy farting

>>16279968
>germany
>white

>>16279950
Kek great bow I have that song in my head

Vanilla icecream is the best flavor.

>>16281416
Holy shit
>>16280037
Absolutely BTFO

>>16282912
Actually watermelon makes me instantly shit myself if I eat more than 8 oz.
Good stuff though. I can digest it when its turned into wine.

>>16280504
do you even gomad bro

>>16279912
What the fuck are you talking about retard?

>>16279950
JEW BY JEW

>>16280037
sorry pal, hitler was wrong. Not only are germans sub-human but having sex actually transfers genes. i'm not talking gamates i'm talking dna. You have absorbed the taiwanese blood and become lactose intolerent, if being german wasn't already the cause.

>>16280037
>100% German
liar

dairy gives me a dermatitis flare-up but oddly it rarely ever causes cause or indigestion for me

>>16280072
im 30 and i regularly eat a whole bucket (200-300g) of the stuff. if anything it gives me constipation

>>16279968
Anybody born in Germany post WW2 is not german