/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16272657
Poorly. It looks like a brazilian who fucked up the beans

Why are you feeding your dog so much potato?

>>16272657
I didn't realize you couldn't add spices to anything if you wanted to be /fit/

>>16272657
1) I'm not your bro; 2) Fuck you; 3)You want to pay to run a train on my wife? 3) Fuck you; 4) I can think of at least two /fit/ poster right now whom are vegetarian; 5) Fuck you, you elitist fuck; 6) Get with the fucking times

>>16272657
Nice sear, queer.

>>16272699
>OH NO WHERES THE SEAR

>>16272666
There are no beans
>>16272667
Don't have a dog
>>16272675
Don't have to add spices if the meat itself tastes good
>>16272691
I'll run a train on your wife regardless
>>16272699
Thanks, shitbag

>>16272657
It looks like shit.

did you boil the meat

>>16272730
>meat itself tastes good
That's a shit cut and you know it. I suppose you also have some bullshit excuse for why the rice has gone completely to mush.

>>16272754
Mmmmm boiled unseasoned steak with soggy unseasoned white rice. My fav

>>16272657

>>16272759
latin-american buttplug

>>16272657
blast with hotsauce/10
needs work

>>16272657
Terrible

Stick to cramming sherlongs up your prison pocket with your gym "bros" and taking insta pictures like a woman.

>>16272727
>>16272730
Tastelet

>>16272756
My threshold for taste is lower than yours. I eat for nutrition. I like the texture of mushy rice.
>>16272759
I unironically have no idea what that is
>>16272778
You're probably a fatfuck

>>16272657
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>16272867
oh my god he really is a brainlet. He doesn't understand if you cook things improperly it can fuck up the nutritional values.

>>16272867
>You're probably a fatfuck
My BMI is 19.66. I'm just not a pretentious douche that needs to be mirin hairy bear assholes when I want to exercise.

>>16272657
>another /fit/ anon who sucks at cooking

>>16272657
Why would you even post this kind of slop here?

>>16272657
People from /fit/ shouldn't be allowed to dual-post on /ck/. It's just embarrassing for both of us.

>>16272896
Oh, (You) know...

>>16272657
Why do you have a chandelier made out of green dildos?

>>16272657
Your meat looks dry and you lack a sauce and vegetables. I'm assuming that has /fit/ reasons, you'd be wrong.

My main beef however is with your presentation. You may look top notch but those meals you're offering look like a miserable business card.

>>16272657
>Unseasoned rice and some unseasoned dollar tree ribeye
Why do /fit/niggers even eat real food if they hate it so much? Literally just drink Soylent and protein powder.

>hurf durf food is FUEL doesn't have to taste good

>>16272867
>I unironically have no idea what that is
Its in your picture, OP.

>>16272877
And I did cook it properly. It was medium rare.
>>16272879
Loving the projection my man, just because you're a homo and you check out dudes doesn't mean everybody else does. You do you though.
>>16272887
Another racebaiting faggot
>>16272896
It's fun?
>>16272898
Eh
>>16272909
>>16273032
I actually don't know what that is, it was on the table when I went outside
>>16272910
Meat was juicy but yeah there's reasons for why no sauces or veggies
>>16273009
I don't hate it though? It fueled me and I feel great.

>>16273065
>And I did cook it properly. It was medium rare.
>It was medium rare.

lol that shit ok your plate is in no capacity "medium rare"

Hi fellow /fit/izen. Just be aware ck is the worst board on 4chan. If anyone posts anything that looks great they just get ignored, if anyone posts anything that is less than great they get torn apart.

>>16272657
you need to learn to cook better bro, trying to cook steaks and chicken got me into higher end cooking and its been my career since pretty fun
also it look slike you moved the steak around alot while cooking

>>16273188
I'm a culinary genius and I wouldn't serve op's meal to a dog

>>16272657
Everyone here used to browse fit, noob

>>16272657
Eat some vegetables, my guy

>>16272657
i didnt realise what shitty "cooks" gymbros were until i started lifting a couple years ago
you guys are on par with neckbeards in their basements as far as cooking goes

that looks like a washcloth that's been in your ass all day with a side of rice.

>>16273188
It's a fun board

>>16272657
10/10
It's flawless

>>16273188
/fit/ is a quarantine board for pinheads, they have no standing to call other boards bad

>>16272657
>no greens
>white rice
you're not /fit/
brown rice is better, sweet potato/yam is far better than both
get some nutrient dense greens
fiber in the form of fruits or other greens, no fiber capsules or other bullshit gimmicks

>>16273274
everyone starts somewhere, only reason I really started cooking for myself was because I started lifting and needed something better than all the shit fried in soi oil

I'm still a pretty shit cook

>>16273188
This board really is terrible. It's impossible to actually talk about cooking and food here. The /fit/ OP has probably cooked more than week than the average poster here has in a month. This is the only board that I think is actually worse than it's Reddit equivalent, which is fucking saying something.

>>16272657
>mushy white rice with an unseared piece of meat
i'm not sure if i would even feed this to my dog

>>16273188
>he doesn't know /ck/ holds more stars than all other boards combined

>>16273188
>If anyone posts anything that looks great they just get ignored, if anyone posts anything that is less than great they get torn apart.
Very true.

>>16273659
You don't have to keep coming here. There are other boards, other websites, books to read. There are more worthwhile occupations of your finite time than you can expect to ever experience.

>>16272657

>>16273188
>Just be aware ck is the worst board on 4chan.
Not true, we're just the stupidest. Say it with me cu/ck/s
LOW
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>>16273678
You're right

>>16273659
It's got nothing to do with cooking. This board is just a display of retards, like a zoo. Go read any thread and 50% or more of the posts will be retarded.

>>16273704
Found the American

>>16272657
hahahaha lol dyec? post body, i dare you

>>16273065
This is how I know you're from a shithole country. No in a a first world country just ends up with a random bunch of green bananas on their table, you're probably a brown banana picking faggot.

>>16273632
You're a fucking wank

>>16272867
>My threshold for taste is lower than yours. I eat for nutrition. I like the texture of mushy rice.
this is cope. as someone who is about to cycle 500mg test and eating 4kcal, eating healthy does not mean youre food is supposed to taste like shit. i also doubt youve been dieting for very long becauase you will go fucking crazy if youre food doesnt taste good after a few months

>>16274275
donate your body to the lantern oil factory when you die choking on mcmuffins

What kind of pan did you cook the steak in, OP?

>>16274432
Stainless steel I think
My mom gave it to me when I left the house

>>16272657
Looks like utter dogshit you giant fucking faggot. My god why does /fit/ generate the biggest retards?

>>16274844
You're fat

>>16274875
I will MURDER you in your god damn sleep before I rape your corpse the next time you come back with this bullshit on my board, nigger

>>16274748
That'll explain it then.
You've gotta get a cast iron or heavy nonstick if you're gonna cook steak in a pan.

>>16272657
Dry rice and overcooked meat. You'll get there, pal.

>>16274883
You wouldn't do anything fatty piece of shit.
>>16274938
Cheers anon, thanks for the actual good advice. I'll go pick up a cast iron pan tomorrow
>>16274941
Nah the rice was mushy
Meat was medium rare

>>16272657
Fat loser

Can someone post a pic of a homemade salad pls? list ingredients too

>>16272657
as a /fit/ and /ck/ crossposter you have disgraced your home, go back to macro obsession and calorie counting

>>16274967
nah, we'll murder you holmes. it's ride and die around here.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI

>>16272657
Listen carefully because this is very important advice. Lots of people think cooking is all about complicated recipes, big cookbooks and arduous effort. Really it's more of an innate thing.

Learning to cook is much more simple, so pay close attention to what I'm going to say. Are you listening?

Fry an egg and experiment with various seasoning. This will give you an idea of what flavours go well together which is the most important quality in cooking. Fry an egg, cut it in quarter, season each quarter differently. Try one with cayenne and, I dunno, chives? Just experiment with lots of seasoning combinations.

Then fry another egg and repeat the process. Keep frying eggs and experimenting until you get a good idea of what works. You can eat 3-4 eggs in a day, heck you're from /fit/ so probably 6+. If you eat 6 eggs in a day, that's 24 egg quarters, 24 seasoning combinations in a day. You're talkng about 1000 seasoning combinations in just over a month.

At this stage you'll be a spicemaster and what/how you cook wont matter because you'll be better at seasoning than 99% of professional chefs, and this WILL make you a good cook.

>>16272657
you're fat and don't know how to cook desu.

>>16273188
>>16273659
>>16273692
>seething no-co/ck/s
/ck/ is by far the most based board on all of 4channel. we are literally just here to shitpost and banter. in the rare times serious threads come up, they are almost always more well-reasoned here than anywhere else on this garbage heap

>>16272657
Those potatoes need herbs. Parsley and garlic are good for that meal.

>>16275287
/ck/ is just /v/ that is slightly more difficult to troll. Most anons don't bother to put the effort in, though.

>>16275295
Lol

>>16275244
why in the shit did you ever save this lol

>>16275478
Huh?
>>16275244
I'll try this! Thanks

>>16272657
What was the last noise that rat made before you crushed it with the cast iron and tossed him in to whip up dinner?

>>16272657
>rice looks mushy
>no sear on the meat
>no vege
pretty shit but at least you made it yourself, keep practicing

>>16272657
Dyel and even I know that’s not enough for teh gainz. I bet you don’t even put any butter on your rice for maximum bulk you scrawny stick insect

>>16276951
That's 50g of protein retard

>>16272657
this is the fast food discussion board

>>16272657
Poorly

Flip or Spic?

>>16272657
girl is that a dying dog on your plate?

>>16272691
Oh boy. Go to a doctor quickly.
And before that back to /fit/. Ask for the good old recipes, sweet summer child.

Get your pan hotter then turn it down to maintain that heat instead of low temp cooking the meat. That way it's not so rubbery

>>16278647
Wrong picture. *rolling-eyes*

It looks really, really bad. I'm surprised you guys can force yourself to eat stuff like that.

>>16272657
when were you first diagnosed with autism?

>>16273692
LIW OQ

OP, why the fuck are you here if all you're gonna do is talk shit to everybody who critiques your shitty cooking?

>>16278647
>>16278678
lol, info library? good shit in there. haven't checked it out lately, but you got the EYNTKE? must have too. even the gentooman library has some cookbooks init.

>>16274967
A cast iron pan isn't going to magically make you able to cook. You can get a sear on non-stick.

>>16277421
Gotta up the calories too

>>16273692
Uh oh ... /ck/chuds....