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16275878 No.16275878 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever felt like a food establishment was intentionally fucking with you? Taco Bell handed me my food in a literal garbage bag tonight, and I only go to this location maybe 2 or 3 nights a week - at most.

>> No.16275890

You have a problem

>> No.16275917
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>>16275890
>you have a problem
Was the image askew? It looks fine on my end. In any case, what's important is what's on the inside. I don't like to spend over $5 on fast food, and I think I did pretty good tonight. Here's the order.

>> No.16275925
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>>16275917
And here's the spread.

>> No.16276016

>>16275917
Compared to just 2 years ago this is honestly kind of sad.

>> No.16276125

>>16275925
>That fucking plastic pink place ejeet again
On the plus side we can really see you become a hoarder in those last few pics, can't wait for the inevitable documentary.

>> No.16276175

>>16275925
What kind of gay shit is this?
I wanted to see your food not a fucking weeb collection, get that shit outta here

>> No.16276187

>go to kfc one night
>beaner teenagers working
>they are giggling among themselves as I come in
>three-piece meal please
>get my three-piece meal
>get home
>it's one teeny tiny drumstick and one teeny tiny thigh and one massive fucking aids factory giga-chicken thigh coated from the factory in nasty gobs of thick breading which were sloughing off the nasty stringy dried out monster chicken

never went back to that fucking place. I can just imagine the stoned ass teenagers all like "haha dude what if we gave this guy two tiny chicken pieces and this one fucking massive one haha wouldn't that be funny dude"

>> No.16276192

>>16275878
Maybe they were out of paper bags? idk

>> No.16276201

>>16275925
how much do you weigh, anon?

>> No.16276218

What seems more likely. These wagies have been secretly harboring a vendetta against you and chose today to disrespect you, or maybe they just ran out of normal bags

>> No.16276234

>>16275925
height + weight, now.
also >>>/fit/

>> No.16276265

>>16275878
>Taco Bell handed me my food in a literal garbage bag tonight
maybe you should climb in with it and be where you belong

>> No.16276367

Honestly, OP, it isn't unrealistic that an employee or two did decide to fuck with you. The drive-thru worker might be a person with a sense of humor, and thought to themselves, "this guy comes here all the time. I wonder what he would do if I gave him his food in a garbage bag"..
They were probably buzzed or stoned or something. The only place I frequent enough to be recognized is the liquor store, but it's hard to mess with a sealed pint of cheap vodka. Me and you are alike, in a way, OP.

>> No.16277420

>>16275878
>generic whiskys
>barely drunk

yea this is kinda gay

>> No.16278066

>>16276175
>I wanted to see your food
Did you really though?

>> No.16278118

>>16276367
>The only place I frequent enough to be recognized is the liquor store
Same, I stopped going to the one because they kept talking to me like I was a friend. I just want my drink and leave. Started driving the extra 20 minutes to Walmart and it's always someone different every time.

>> No.16278140

>>16278118
I stopped caring about what cashiers thought of me long ago. If they start talking to you just say stuff like, "uh-hu" or "yep". Do not engage.

>> No.16278155

>>16277420
having a liquor collection is like having a hot sauce collection, you're just a larping fag and if you were actaully a drunk those bottles would be empty

>> No.16278166

>>16278155
If you're getting drunk off whiskey you're doing it wrong. That's what vodka's for.

>> No.16278215

>>16275890
Those bottles look mostly full and expensive.
A problem is when they're cheap and empty

>> No.16278279
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>>16276175
Here's a burger I made, sans weeb shit. Roasted bell peppers and havarti, among other things.

>> No.16278335

>>16278279
your burger game is always on point, do you make them every day or just most days?

>> No.16278366

>>16278279
The meat in the middle of the burger is still pink. Did no one ever tell you that you have to cook meat all the way through?

>> No.16278401

>>16278140
Same but to customers
>I don’t know who Kate is or why youre buying her cats a collar

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>>16275878
I didn't know Rogue had a whisky. Show me the Delerium Tremens shit would you? And how easy was it for you to get a bottle of Sazarac Rye - your bourbon collection is whack dude, you should get some of the good shit if you've got the money to actually buy that stuff.

>> No.16278425

>>16276187
holy shit you're overthinking.

>> No.16278539
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>>16276367
>it isn't unrealistic that an employee or two did decide to fuck with you
Yeah, I always add onions and red sauce to things, and every now and then they give me three times the amount of onions, and I always imagine them being in the back like, "anon likes onions? well here's your fucking onions!" And then I get home and am like, "sweet, they didn't skimp on the onions tonight".
>>16278335
Just most days. They're quick and easy at the end of the night, and travel well.
>>16278417
That's only like half of my bottles, and mostly stuff I'm not currently drinking. I only bought the Sazarac to make Sazaracs, so it's been sitting awhile.

>> No.16278600

>>16275878
>Taco Bell handed me my food in a literal garbage bag
As if it belongs anywhere else. You should thank them for saving you the trip, but you took the trash inside to your bedroom like a godamn animal

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>>16278600
>

>> No.16278632

>>16278607
kek

>> No.16278635

This is fucking gold. Even the wagies hate tacobell anon

>> No.16278764

>>16278635
It's always been poorfags who get triggered by these threads.

>> No.16278778

>>16278635
>Even the wagies hate tacobell anon
I do.
They raised their prices and lowered everything else.
Staff, quality, selection, ingredients.
Literal who cares, If I want cheap shitty Mexican-"esque" food, I'm going to Moe's.

>> No.16278892

>>16278778
>If I want cheap shitty Mexican-"esque" food, I'm going to Moe's
You people are the true retards. If you're not going the straight fast food route then just go to an actual fucking taqueria. It's the same for people who eat at places like 5 Guys; if you're going to pay that much for a slightly better fast food burger you might as well just go to a bar and order a real burger for the same price, and you can even get a beer with it.

>> No.16278906

>>16278892
most groups of friends or family won't settle for a shack in the shit part of town with great Mexican food.
They'll jump at the mere mention of Chili's

>> No.16279000

>>16278539
why are you posting pictures of the food? i asked for a pic of the beer.... Just bought me some barrel proof elijah craig btw. if you're after that it should be out now.

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>>16279000
>why are you posting pictures of the food?
Haha. It's just Delirium Noel; comes out every year around Christmas. I shared one with a family member over the holidays and held onto the other one. It came with a nice glass. Now that you mention it, I could use a new bottle of Elijah Craig.

>> No.16279229

>>16275925
That's not nearly as much as you usually order. Are you on a diet, TB anon?

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>>16279229
It is swimsuit season.

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>>16276201
a lot

>> No.16279311

can someone explain the whole having a bunch of barely drunken bottles of liquor thing to me. If I buy a nice bottle I'm going to finish it before I get another.

>> No.16279344

>>16275925
>back to the beach + brain candy double feature dvd
Holy fucking based

>> No.16279352

>>16279311
Sometimes you want an Islay, while other times you want a Highland or Speyside. Sometimes you want a rye while other times you might want something aged in sherry casks. Sometimes you might want to make a cocktail, while other times you might just want to get drunk, and then there's always a couple bottles to bust out on special occasions. How hard is that to understand? It's not even about "having a collection". It's just nice having choices.

>> No.16279374

>>16275878
>dragon quest on display
I think they just knew you were retarded and wanted to fuck with you.

>> No.16279391
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>>16279215
Eh, I've had the Noel. I think it was old though - not that that even matters - so idk if I was tasting what it was supposed to taste like. I think Elijah just released a rye btw. If you're a rye guy you might grab a bottle.
Also, there's more than a few bottles that are usually pretty common but getting harder as shit to find, allocated and such. Wouldn't hurt to ask your local dealer of booze. what's up.
>>16279311
having a bar, with a selection? it's a good piece to have in your house if you ever have important company over. impressions left for the ladies. a man of sophisticated tastes is indicative of a man of culture, which is indicative of a gentleman. plus, for those in their latter years of life, they've tasted the large things in life and enjoy the subtleties of finer things.

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>>16279391
I love whiskey as much as the next guy but...
>impressions left for the ladies

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>>16279374
Those be fightin' words, anon.

>> No.16279508

>>16275878
garbage bag
garbage food
garbage consumer

>> No.16279528

>>16279495
Yeah, I bet you feel that way. It's the worst JRPG series.

>> No.16279556

>>16279528
I'm guessing you've never tasted good liquor or a woman in your life. Pro-tip: you have to actually try new things if you want to develop your palate; otherwise you'll just reek of tastelet - and yes, we can all smell it.

>> No.16279561

>>16279528
What's to hate about DQ? It's just a standard turned based RPG series done well. The games are a solid 7/10.

>> No.16279584

>>16279391
ah so the bar is to show off
>>16279352
alcohol is alcohol. trying to pretend that tonight is a whiskey versus vodka night is actually autistic. Obviously drink good stuff but no reason to have a dozen bottles half drunk like a retard

>> No.16279653

>>16279584
>alcohol is alcohol
Classic pseud take. And yet you'll probably defend Coors Banquet over Bud Lite (or whatever) to your last breath.

>> No.16279729

>>16278279
Americans won’t get the kids in the hall reference, extremely fucking based anon

>> No.16279743

>>16275878
>>16275925
These pictures gave me aids

>> No.16279746

>>16279352
I never want any of those drinks

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>>16279746
>"i don't understand why people buy multiple bottle of nice alcohol"
>*is given multiple reasons*
>"yeah, but i don't like any of those things"

>> No.16279849

>>16275878
You make me not want to like scotch.

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>>16278279
>that level of pink/red
That's undercooked as fuck and even i like pink in my burger.

>> No.16279900

>>16279856
>even i like pink in my burger
You say that like it's some kind of boast, even though you're acting like medium-rare is weird, despite being the most popular burger temp.

>> No.16279924

>>16275878
>go to taco bell
>receive garbage food in a literal garbage bag

I'M HOWLING HOLY SHIT

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>>16279849
>he's never experienced laphroaig 10 with a grilled 5 layer, add onions and red sauce

>> No.16280888

>>16278279
It's fucking RAW

>> No.16280901

>>16275878
>Only 2 or 3 nights a week

>ONLY

wtf..

>> No.16280904

>>16275917
How is a Nacho Bellgrande only .90 cents? Plus you added shit? How does that work out?

>> No.16280908

>>16280904
how much do you think corn chips, cheese sauce, and some diced onions cost?

>> No.16280917

>>16280908
Yeah, because taco bell sells food at cost.

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>>16280908

>> No.16280939

>>16280917
i certainly wouldn't pay more than a dollar for that dogshit

>> No.16280961

I made some chicken and beanss nacho mix tother day. GOOD

>> No.16280977

>>16280901
Did you miss the part where he specified that it was only "this location"?

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>>16279391
>Eh, I've had the Noel. I think it was old though - not that that even matters
I don't really care for most "Christmas" beers, but yeah, you can definitely cellar Noel. If I buy a Christmas beer it's usually Santa's Little Helper from Port, but I think they're just an underrated brewery in general (and I'm not even SoCal, so it's often a chore to get my hands on anything fresh). On the other hand, I've been drinking Mellow Corn for years (it's what I drink when I run out of vodka) and only recently found out that it's apparently a "meme" or "hard to find". I've tried all the bottom and mid-shelf shit, and just settled on the things I like relative to the price point. That's why I usually drink Seagram's - which, despite being really inconsistent in quality, is still my favorite value vodka when I'm typically going through half a handle a day.

>> No.16281328

>>16278166
The only point of any alcohol is to get as fucked up as possible as fast as possible

>> No.16281336

>>16278892
exactly, I don't understand. It's like people who smoke like half a joint and are like "i think i'm good for tonight :)"
motherfucker, either don't smoke at all or smoke the whole thing.

>> No.16281385

>>16275878
taco bell anon why not just ask them wtf is my food in a garbage bag for?

>> No.16281387

>>16281385
garbage bag, garbage individual. duh.

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>>16279391
>impressions left for the ladies.

>> No.16281470

>>16279311
For numales, it isn't about drinking, it's about showing everyone that you drink.

>n-no I am just such a whiskey connoisseur!
Yeah? Why isn't your shitty liquor store booze in a cabinet instead of on a pedestal? Because you are an insecure woman who needs their centimeter-thick image constantly validated.

>> No.16281713

>>16276187
Hahaha that's pretty funny, imagine if they came from one bird. Like it had a massive body and tiny wings and legs.

>> No.16281735

>>16279311
Having a little bit from multiple bottles makes one seem like less of an alcoholic than drinking most of a bottle in one night.

>> No.16282803

>>16275925
>getz/gilberto
At least you have a good taste in music

>> No.16282847

>>16282803
It's still in the plastic, he doesn't listen to it. He probably doesn't even own a record player.