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I lived in the UK for 2 years and as "enjoyable" as It was, I never got to like the food one bit. Can /ck/ convince me on some good English recipes or they can`t cook for shit ?

>> No.16273717

>>16273709
Not enough chlorine flavoured meat for you, Yank?

>> No.16273723

>>16273709
Kedgeree

>> No.16273730

>>16273717
>Inb4 yank
He said It. No, im not american. Stop making excuses "lad"

>> No.16273779

Steak and Kidney pie and fucking chips
Fish and fucking chips
Chickin madras and fucking chips
Egg beans ham and chips
Full English and FUCKING CHIPS
Chinese curry and FUCKING CHIPS
KEBAB AND CHIPS
CHIPS WITH FUCKING CHIPS.

NUM NUM NUM

>> No.16273787

>>16273709
don't blame us for your shit taste buds.

>> No.16273796

>>16273779
Steak Is good everywhere
Fish and Chips Is complete shit
Chicken and Chips sounds like something a 10yo would eat
Egg beans and ham Is english breakfast
Already above
Chinese curry Is not english curry retard
English kebab Is terrible
Fuck your Chips

>> No.16273804

>>16273787
I`m wealthy and I have eaten the best food every single day. Could not appreciate english food in his variety at all. ( All your young people do Is eat kebab and dominoes anyways)

>> No.16273818

>>16273709
"Not having recipes" and "can't cook" are two very different ideas, anon

>> No.16273829

>>16273709
We don't care what you think, enjoy the catering in your homeless tent cities

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>>16273709
oi m8, wot is your problem?! Ain't never had a crisp butty in the nooner meal?

>> No.16275555

it's interesting how britain's entire cuisine is based around a root vegetable from the new world, and their "national dish" is an indian curry
they quite literally have nothing of their own

>> No.16275661

Have you tried faggots?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg

>> No.16275693

>>16273796
you have terrible reading comprehension

>> No.16275722

>>16275693
Sure thing, ESL.

>> No.16275733

>>16275555
to be fair chicken tikka masala is about as indian as panda express orange chicken is chinese

>> No.16275749

>>16273709
Congress tarts
Eccles cakes
Millionaires shortbread

>> No.16275760
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>> No.16275874

>>16273884
Ridge cut in a crisp butty. Are you insane?

>> No.16275915

>>16275555
>believing google lies

>> No.16275936

>>16275915
google's lies about what, exactly? about potatoes not being native to europe, or tikka masala being your national dish?

>> No.16275940

>>16273709
>malvern pudding
>cyder pork belly
>bakewell tart
>lancashire hotpot
>steak and kidney pie
>bangers, mash and gravy
>gypsy tart
>ploughmans lunch
>treacle pudding
>trifle
>tea and scones
>Sunday roast, all the trimmings
>corned beef hash
>admirals pie
>Sussex pond pudding

>> No.16275948

>>16275936
>tikka masala
>invented in Scotland
>some newspaper in 2000's jokingly calls it the 'national dish's
>internet soys jump on it because 'multiculturalism' and 'england food bad lma0'

>> No.16275957

A big English breakfast is amazing, fuck off. Good rashers, good sausages, good toast (preferably with beans, and Americans can't judge that because they have different beans), and you better fucking believe I'm having that black pudding. And white pudding if possible. Oh, are there fried potatoes? Yes please.

Wouldn't want it daily or I'd go Amerifat, but knowing that I can have this any time I want is a great thing.

>> No.16275968
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16275968

>>16273804
>I`m wealthy
>on 4chan

>> No.16275970

>>16275874
Sounds based

>> No.16275972

>>16275957
Based

>> No.16275979

>>16273796
Are you retarded?

>> No.16275981

>>16275555
.>Whoops, tomatoes and wheat come from outside of Europe, guess Italy has no native cuisine now
Fuck off spacker

>> No.16275982

>>16275968
Tbf I have 600k in the bank from meme coin, but this guy is an utter retard

>> No.16276042

>>16275981
There are people that still say spacker?

>> No.16276101
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>>16273884
daft lad, more partial to a good ol' sarnie

>> No.16276202

>>16276101
I was just thinking about how I would murder each and every one of you for that sandwich and suddenly half of English history made sense.

>> No.16276236

Remember that the UK underwent fairly strict rationing at several periods in the 20th Century usually because of war. In fact, rationing was in place not only for the entirety of WW2, but continued until 1954 (in fact, post-war hundreds of thousands of German POWs were conscripted into fieldwork to make sure agriculture could continue).
Traditional UK cuisine got utterly battered by this.

>> No.16276248

Had welsh rarebit yet? It doesn't look that good but it fucking blows a cheese toasty out of the water. Ocassionaly i just start craving it.

>> No.16276250

>>16275555
The empire was a success lol. Sneed and cope.

>> No.16276263

>>16276236
Also the UK industrialised before other countries so they're more used to processed foods, tinned foods, etc., and that affected the food. Still, can't beat a roast dinner, Full English.

>> No.16276275

>>16276042
course there are you fucking flid

>> No.16276279

>>16276236
What a load of cope.
What gastronomic delights fell by the wayside out of common consumption?

>> No.16276281

>>16275555
>The English conquered pretty much everything worth conquering, went home, and enjoyed what they'd brought back, abandoning their conquests when they became too much trouble while keeping the spoils

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>>16276236
imagine having such a fragile """"cuisine"""" that a few years of rationing (unthinkable in real countries btw) utterly destroys it for decades to come.
engl*sh "people" are basically animals lol

>> No.16276294

>>16276285
>unthinkable in real countries btw
>what is world war 2?

>> No.16276303

>>16275749
Literally what

>> No.16276305
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>>16275940
>All disgusting sloppa shit that nobody Eats besides you Brits. Try harder.
>Your women btw

>> No.16276307

>>16276303
millionaires shortbread is really good. scottish though so it makes all your teeth fall out and gives you a heart attack just by looking at it

>> No.16276309
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16276309

>>16275957
>English breakfast
How to eat unhealthy and get sick after 20 Mins : the food.

>> No.16276312

>>16275982
>Liquid memecoin that will never be valuable anymore
C
>Thinks he has a stable future

>> No.16276316

>>16276307
Scottish and Irish people are the lowest of the low. I don`t know how they manage to Cook with their paws and be able to communicate with their beaks. Inbred fucks

>> No.16276335

>>16276316
ikr? always amazes me how many Amerifats claim to be proud Irish. As if they weren't filth enough already.

>> No.16276342

>>16276305
In my (admittedly short) time spent in the UK I've actually NEVER met an attractive girl

>> No.16276343

>>16273709
id say fish and chips, bangers and mash, a good fry up, a roast dinner with yorkshire puddings, and meat pies are all decent british meals

>> No.16276348

lasagne is originally english

>> No.16276352

>>16276343
The main problem in my opinion isn't the tastiness, but the health aspect

>> No.16276357
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>>16276294
why did rationing only destroy the engl*sh "cuisine" if it happened in several countries as you claim?

The answer is that you live on an island of inbred manchildren, have always and will always be dependant on others for resources, food, culture etc - engl*nd isn't a real country. The Irish and the Scots, they have real countries, hope they remember and secede soon, making engl*nd even more irrelevant than it already is

>> No.16276365

>>16276357
rent free

>> No.16276366

>>16276309
>I'd get sick 20 mins after eating some eggs, sausage, and bacon

This was not the Epic Burn you thought it was.

>> No.16276369

>>16276357
Exactly, my country was starving to death too during and after ww2 but the real cause of the current state of British cooking is the absolute unwillingness of those fuckers, both men and women, to actually spend more than 5 minutes of using a microwave to have food

>> No.16276373

>>16276343
I'm british and I'm always sad that this kind of simple bullshit is the best you can come up with. Sausage and potatoes? That's seriously the best you think we have to offer?

>> No.16276377

>>16276357
>why did rationing only destroy the engl*sh "cuisine" if it happened in several countries as you claim?
Have you looked at what happened in the US?

>> No.16276378

>>16276373
Well yes

>> No.16276380

>>16276357
success breeds jealousy

>> No.16276384

>>16276377
it moved into your head rent free?

>> No.16276387

>>16275948
brown hands typed this post

>> No.16276389

>>16273709
You can get whatever food you like whenever you like in the UK.

>> No.16276392

>>16276281
>conquer the world for spices
>refuse to use spices
>boiled meat and lard again bruv
waow!

>> No.16276398

>>16276380
>success breeds jealousy
>10 "DO AMERICANS REALLY" threads in the catalog right now
Maybe you have a point.

>> No.16276535

>>16276305
>national cuisine
>'NO One EaTs iT aparrt FroM BRITS!
No fucking shit you utter spastic

>> No.16276541

>>16276373
You post some then rather than whinging

>> No.16276559

>>16276541
Arbroath smokies. Stilton. potted Morecambe bay shrimps.
Now I'm going to go back to whinging about the teenage lackwit fucks who think bangers and mash is the fucking height of cuisine. And you can go fuck yourself.

>> No.16276565

>>16276559
No one asked for the height of cuisine, they asked for good British food. Bangers and mash are lush, if you don't like it then you don't have to cry snot bubbles at the rest of us

>> No.16276573

>>16276565
>I am 15 years old and iI've never left stoke-on-trent
if you're a good boy maybe your mum well make you a fish finger and salad cream sarnie for your tea you pleb cunt

>> No.16276656

>>16276573
>nooo stop liking food I don't like this makes me angwyyy

>> No.16276666

>>16276656
nothing to do with what I like or otherwise, cunt. my point is that thinking rank aldi sausages and mashed potato is good british food is the sign of an underage brainlet. enjoy your turkey twizzlers you fat chav bastard.

>> No.16276690

>>16275982
>Tbf I have 600k in the bank from meme coin
And I have 10 shares of gamestop. Point being you aint got shit until it's out of the coins and into your hand, post portfolio fag

>> No.16276701

>>16276666
>c-cunt! *pouts bottom lip out*

>> No.16276716
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>NO!!!!!
>YOU CAN'T LIKE BANGERS AND MASH, IT'S NOT SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH !!

>> No.16276742

>>16276666
I could say the same about any of your meals wherever you live, bangers and mash is smashin lad
>enjoy your turkey twizzlers
Fuck you I cant anymore you bastard
Nice digita by the way
>>16276716
You can fuck off an all gay cunt

>> No.16276746

>>16276392
>conquer the world for spices
>still use spices to this day
damn..

>> No.16276758

>>16276312
>>16276690
>600k in the bank from meme coin
>600k in bank
Not that anon, but how are you so braindead to fail to comprehend that he has that in the bank from SELLING MEME COINS.
Is this what nocoiner seethe looks like? You can't accept that someone got any amount of money from flipping shitcoins?

>> No.16276766

>>16273884
BRB. Making a crisp buttie

>> No.16276787

>>16276380
what successes has engl*nd had recently? I mean, you won the war, but you also lost it and you know it

>> No.16276816

>>16273709
Where exactly did you get your British food?
Cause arguably if you want good British food you want to get my mum to cook you some stuff.
Like us Brits, we don't tend to go out to eat British food, we go out to eat all the other great stuff available.

There's tons of fantastic Indian, Italian, Japanese, Chinese restaurants all over the UK, and especially when you get into London, there's some of the best worldwide cuisine there.

But if you're looking for specific British stuff? You need my mum.

>> No.16276820

>>16276758
Okay yeah thats my bad, I didn't see bank.
>Is this what nocoiner seethe looks like? You can't accept that someone got any amount of money from flipping shitcoins?
Nocoiner seethe does look like that, but I'm not seething. You made 600k from pump and dumps and memes? Awesome, you're making bank, it's always a gamble which is why I don't seethe about it. I only seethe if I've missed out on something. This is coming from a poorfag by the way. I just don't like how cryptofags say they have whatever amount of money so they're rich when it's still sat in the crypto account ready to drop whenever, you cant use it until it's in the bank so it's worthless

>> No.16276821

>>16276342
Where was you?

>> No.16276826

>>16276352
It's a cold country that was built on manual labour so they needed high calories and carbs, the colder the country the heavier the food will be

>> No.16276829

>>16276787
>recently
Well, we judge recently a bit differently from you, considering our country is literally more than ten times older than yours.
I think the massive success of the London Olympics was pretty good though, less than ten years ago. Our Royal family making Americans obsessed is another. British celebrities permeate American culture. Being a fucking tiny island, and literally hosting the leaders of the seven largest economies RIGHT NOW.

>> No.16276831

>>16276816
by "specific british stuff" he means anal without a condom.

Your mam's a slag m8

>> No.16276832

>>16276821
Yorkshire: I was there in February two years ago and I could only see girls who were fat most of the time and dressed like whores, with tank tops and flip flops barely covering their fat; in general not a titillating sight

>> No.16276833

>>16273709
>I allegedly lived somewhere 2 years
>can some rando autists who haven’t been there tell me about the food?
Maybe you should have wasted 2 years doing whatever the fuck you were doing instead of trying food and making some local friends.

>> No.16276835

>>16276826
True that, but there aren't many miners, farmers or factory workers around any longer

>> No.16276836

>>16276831
Fuck off yank, we won the war

>> No.16276839

>>16276836
I'm not a yank you fucking cheeky cunt.

>> No.16276844

>>16276839
Oh no my apples and pears

>> No.16276847

>>16276835
And there aren't that many Brits around anymore, especially in gastronomy, so what is out there is international fastfood garbage mix, and at home you have Karens substituting butter for margarine.
There isn't anyone to develop local British cuisine, because anything that isn't chips and fish and other heavy foods won't be seen as genuine British in the spotlight of globalized culture.

>> No.16276858

>>16276847
I see, thanks for your perspective

>> No.16276867

>>16276847
you also have to factor in that most people who post here seem to be lower class and they cram shit into their mouths while watching telly and intermittently getting up to half-heartedly stop the staffy from mauling another one of the kids' faces off

>> No.16276873

>>16275749
>Eccles cakes
I sometimes buy Crawford's garibaldi biscuts at my Florida grocery, and no one in my family likes them, but I adore their lack of sweetness. They're like the way a fig newton should have been.

I think some English food is acquired taste, mixed up with nostalgia. I do think the sheer variety is missing a bit, and I can get the bad impression foreigners have of it, but I think it's a class line drawn in the sand to do with your upbringing and it's level of disposable income.

>> No.16276876

>>16276867
In my opinion the simple fact of eating on the sofa while watching the television is an indicator of a negative food culture: in my country families or what have you usually sit around for lunch or dinner at the same time and have a chat, so it isn't merely stuffing your face with food but also a social event

>> No.16276880

>>16276248
>Had welsh rarebit yet? It doesn't look that good but it fucking blows a cheese toasty out of the water. Ocassionaly i just start craving it.
I used to buy it frozen from Stouffers but they stopped making it.

>> No.16276888

OP here. No Brit convinced me of good food

>> No.16276897

>>16276832
>I could only see girls who were fat most of the time and dressed like whores, with tank tops and flip flops barely covering their fat; in general not a titillating sight
And, you did what on your trip except bars, restaurants and tourists? You were hosted by any locals to have dinner or some other social occasion? Let me ask you at home, if you also hang out with trailer part people and expect them to be college educated intellectuals? Know how many times I go to a bar each month? Zero, because my friends and family are more entertaining most of the time. Saying "I visited" a place is relative to what you do when you visit to give you that impression is my point. Talking to some people in the lobby outside of a conference is different than outside of a concert, just saying.

>> No.16276914

>>16276897
I meant on the street, I was there for a month for an English course and I don't really like going to bars or pubs. Of course in smarter places people were dressed better

>> No.16276930

>>16276820
trust me, the average crypto retard that made dosh of it is too autistic to ever do anything meaningful with it, I am studying law and intend to make a living and have a family, the coin is just to buy a house later down the line.

>> No.16276934

>>16276930
Are you serious nigga? I'm studying Law too but it's a dead-end

>> No.16276938

>>16276934
it's UCL, IIRC it's top ten in world rankings and I am gunna do JD law half way though.

Dead-end for brainlets

>> No.16276960

>>16276938
Sorry, I'm not American: honestly my hope is that with my decent grasp of foreign languages I may be able to catch a job somewhere, but not really thanks to my Law degree

>> No.16276971

>>16273709
chips 'n' curry mate.

>> No.16277035

>>16276897
Lived in Oxford for 2 years only thing I saw were tanned up Chubby slags

>> No.16277058

>>16276742
>You can fuck off an all gay cunt
Rude, the post implied that bangers and mash are indeed lush

>> No.16277066

OP here, I guess British food is good, after all

>> No.16277078

>>16276934
Law's a tough one to get into though. It's supposed to be a respected subject, but unless you can get a training contract or pupilage you'll be 'in the industry' doing the worst drudge paralegal admin and not many other employers want you for anything else, just question your motives for wanting to work for them. The only people I know who made it in that field were either middle class and/or had parents who were already lawyers. The rest either settle as secretaries if they are women or paralegal if men.

UK is a place of extremes for food as well as economic opportunities and it's getting worse. Just look at the posts above about our food and women. 90% of it is shit tier and yet if you weren't lucky enough to have been born to the right family it is very tough to improve by your efforts alone.

>> No.16277083

>>16277066
Cope Brit

>> No.16277094

>>16275936
Vindaloo is more popular than tikka masala, and since when was "national dish" an official status?

>> No.16277112

>>16276829
So none, got it.

>> No.16277390

>>16277078
Interesting but frightening

>> No.16277410
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16277410

For me its beanz ballz and bangerz
Simple as.

>> No.16277415

For me it’s the smack barm pey wet
Or maybe a babbys yed
Perhaps a meaty pud

>> No.16277505

>>16276392
>refuse to use spices
Nobody who uses this meme knows what spices are.

>> No.16277507

Crème Anglaise is English (Oxford U has the earliest manuscript) and is delicious when made well.

Stichelton is a Stilton made with raw milk which, for that reason, can't be called "Stilton". Check out Neal's Yard Dairy for more outstanding Brit cheese.

Their apple varieties are pretty impressive as well.

Cold roastbeef with piccalilly or pickled onions/gherkins is underrated.

Some of their stews are pretty good, like cawl.

The stuff they're usually proud of (breakfast, fried fish,...) is utter garbage.

>> No.16277522

>>16277415
baby's heads was what we used to call steak and kidney puddings when I was in the navy. Had it escaped into general usage?

>> No.16277530

>>16276829
>Americans paying attention to a country is now a massive success

Such a warm feeling knowing millions of people are constantly thinking of me and the things I like and it triggers them to their absolute core. Meanwhile I never think about them. Accidentally got some shit on my thumb today when I was carelessly wiping in between posts waiting for my minute cooldowns. Kind of made me think of how lucky I am to be American and how if I lived in Europe I wouldn’t even have any toilet paper. They just have to use their hands unless you’re royalty. No wonder they’re always thinking about us and the things we like.

>> No.16277542

>>16276309
Outed as estrogen

>> No.16278040

>>16273884
lush

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simple as

>> No.16278064

>>16277530
Americans can't think of other places. They are too busy thinking about black cock

>> No.16278528

>>16273709
British food isn't about recipes. It's about quality. Slap a few things down that have been made with care.

Breakfast:
>Arbroath Smokies
>Burford Brown eggs
>Warburtons crumpets with Yeo Valley Butter and Marmite
>English grown Tregothnan English Breakfast tea with a splash of Jersey Gold Top Milk and a spoonful of English grown Silver Spoon sugar

Lunch:
>Mature West Country Cheddar
>Couple of slices of free range Wiltshire Cured Ham
>A nice juicy Suffolk tomato
>Handful of Hampshire Watercress
>A spread of Colman's English Mustard
>All stuffed together between two slices of Hovis Granary bread
>Washed down with a bottle of Henry Weston's Herefordshire Cider

Afternoon:
>Some more Tregothnan tea
>Soreen malt loaf, Eccles Cakes, Victoria Sponge, so many options


Dinner:
>Basic man food now. Grass fed steak and kidney pie
>A big fuck off baked King Edward potato
>Scottish grown Cauliflower, so beautiful
>British Spring Greens. An absolute stayer
>A glass of navy rum to go with and to toast the Queen and country

>> No.16279138

>>16273709
My palate is well suited to UK cooking, so it tastes really good to me. I'll choke out a child for bangers and mash.

>> No.16279377

>>16279138
Is that like a cultural thing, or is there just no other option?

>> No.16279419

>>16278528
I thought you were some twat who knew fuck all until I read
>Soreen malt loaf,
then I knew you were trolling. well played.

>> No.16279437

>>16276888
Op here again. The only food I like is big curcumsized cocks

>> No.16279756

how come no one mentioned bangers and mash? is that not British? go ahead and roast me limeys.

>> No.16279893

>>16279419
I am a proud South Englander and I am I not taking the piss when I talk about Soreen.

>> No.16279904

>>16279893
stop taking the piss m8. Soreen is exclusively northern/ Scottish

>> No.16279916

>>16279756
Of course but its sausages and mashed potatoes. Not exactly difficult for others to replicate.

>> No.16279925

>>16279904
It's still British as the thread asked.

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Had rabbit, leek and mushroom pie with braised red cabbage and a couple pints of different ales in the pub on Saturday. After a nice walk in the Dales along the river and through woodland.

It's stuff like that which keeps me in love with this country, you can't find quite the same elsewhere. Sure there is stuff just as good, but there isn't that.

Anyway the pie was excellent, every bite was a joy.

>> No.16280522

>>16278528
All these names sound funny af

>> No.16280525

>>16280378
is that a dude or a chick?

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>>16280522
You have no idea how mad it gets round here

http://www.foodsofengland.co.uk/magicmenu.htm

>> No.16281915

>>16280378
Sounds lovely. Reminds me of a scene from Another Year where Jim Broadbent's character suggests to his mate they go on a slow casual walk from Edale to Matlock Dale, I think. Take as long as it takes he says. Stay in nice pubs.

>> No.16281919

>>16273779
Five star post old chap.

>> No.16281937

>>16281897
British food names are comfy as hell

>> No.16281957

>>16278528
What about second breakfast?

>> No.16282233

>>16281957
Elevenses? I dunno. Maybe a Mr Kipling pie or some Ryvita with liver pate and a cup of Tregothnan tea.

>> No.16282750
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>>16278528
>British food isn't about recipes. It's about quality.
so true. only the finest potatoes are used for the chippy butty.

>> No.16282878

>>16282750
Indeed. You can tell from the even browning and plump interior.

>> No.16284368
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>>16273709
blackberry and apple crumble

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>>16282750
That's not even a chip butty

Chip butty is using proper british chips, those look like steakhouse fries
needs to be served in a teacake/barm/bap
needs butter on the bread
salt and vinegar not ketchup

>> No.16284647

>>16279377
I grew up in Germany, and UK cooking has similar tastes and tones as southwestern Germany's, minus some of the more exotic things like fried flowers. The flavor profiles are similar enough that UK food ticks off all my preferred palate boxes.

>> No.16284812

>>16276930
>>16276934
https://youtu.be/Xs-UEqJ85KE

>> No.16285162

>>16273717
Due to Brexit and your shitty leader made a deal with our shitty leader (at the time Trump) for the UK to import American chicken. Enjoy it "wanker"

>> No.16285665

>>16275957
>Good beans
You guys just use Heinz

>> No.16285910

>>16284368
Stop posting sloppa

>> No.16285928

>British
>English
>UK

People should really learn what these mean before using them.

>> No.16285935

>>16275957
You sound like you'd be interested in checking out the Scottish variant, with red pudding, potato scones, clootie dumpling and such like, and the Irish variant, with farls and whatnot.

>> No.16286009

>>16284368
This is more of a colonial america recipe than a british one.

>> No.16286228

>>16285162
>implying I won't just choose to buy British chicken instead
Funny how you retards never notice that this is an option

>> No.16286236

>>16286009
colonial America was british you knobhead

>> No.16286270

>>16286228
British producers will be forced to adopt the same practices to compete on price

>> No.16286337

>>16285935
Absolutley disgusting, and no wonder people tought Irish were worse than niggers back in the days

>> No.16286344

>>16286270
and british puerile went give a fuck add they shovel twizzlers and other garbage into their gaping mouths while they watch xfactor.

>> No.16286455

>national dishes are tasty brown comfort food
>also have food from basically every other culture redily avaliable
Why does this make people seethe so much?

>> No.16286921

>>16277035

yea of course you were living in fucking oxford, no one attractive has been there for 50yrs at least

>> No.16286941

>>16273709

op you do know that spoons isn't the only place to eat in the uk right?

>> No.16287617

>>16286921
And I thought I was expecting hot college girls ... What the fuck Is this shit then?

>> No.16287951

>>16280525
Men don't look like that in Yorkshire, my good man.

>> No.16288276

>>16276357
>Scotland
>Real Country

Pick one.

>> No.16288823
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Ok Britanons, help my ignorance.

I once went to London, and wanted to eat the full English breakfast of legend. I asked several people where I could find a good one and literally nobody know what the fuck I was talking about. I eventually looked up on phone apps and picked one, it was really fucking good breakfast. But I always wondered why nobody understood me when I asked about it.

Then, recently, I start seeing this meme around where somebody ends up "wandering around London asking for a full English breakfast" and at this point I'm pretty sure you're just fucking with us.

>> No.16288977

>>16273796
> eggs beans and ham is english breakfast

fucking retard

>> No.16288992

>https://stjohnrestaurant.com/
>Influenced over 50% of major American chefs this century
>unashamedly British cuisine

>> No.16289005

>>16288823
isn’t it called a fry up or something?
why would it be called a full english if you are actually in england
it’d be like walking around america asking for an american breakfast when you want pancakes, eggs, and bacon/sausage

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>>16288992

>> No.16289023

>>16287951
there's an androgynousness about that image that i find positively desirable

>> No.16289200

>>16289005
Ah ya it seems you're correct, the internet was so full of the term I thought it would be known but looks like fry up or even just breakfast is more common.
https://britishheritage.com/food-drink/full-english-british-fry-up
https://gbcooking.com/the-british-fry-up/
https://www.seriouseats.com/guide-to-a-fry-up-full-british-breakfast-what-is-in-ingredients

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>>16276309
this nigga can't handle a couple sausages

>> No.16289241

>>16289005
>>16288823

That's strange actually - I lived in London for 3 years and everybody knew what you meant what when you said Full English, and I actually heard the English themselves refer to it as a Full English more often than not. To be fair this was in London, not sure outside the capital.

>> No.16289250

>>16273779
we like potato what can I say. much better than importing avocados in for your toast.

>> No.16289276

>>16289241
Maybe I was just asking the wrong Londoners

>> No.16289279

>>16285162
Have you actually listened to your current president? He needs to be in a fucking home being spoon-fed by an underpaid mexican.

You know how much people in the UK prefer UK meat to foreign goods? Now we, and businesses have a choice to buy this american chicken, doesn't mean we/they will.

Freedom baby.

>> No.16289297

>>16286270
Stupid. Why wouldn't you also use this argument against decades of importing Chinese-made shit?

>> No.16289326

>>16289005
Full English is a specification for a breakfast usually, and you will find a 'Full English' next to say, smaller breakfast options on a menu ('Egg, Bacon and Toast' for instance)

Fry-up is a general term for a fried breakfast, just like 'continental' gives you a rough idea of what could be involved.

>>16288823

Mate, London is a fucking cesspool of miserable fuckers that don't care to help you. They knew what you were talking about they just didn't know why the fuck you were bothering them.

>> No.16289327

>>16276335
Be interesting to see you say that to an Irish person.

>> No.16290833

>>16289326
>miserable
Yes this could have been my problem as well. When I first got off the airplane, the passport control guy said something to me and I didn't catch it. I said "What?" and he looked at me like I was a complete asshole and said "It's not what, it's pardon me" then grilled me for 15 minutes.

Beautiful city though.

>> No.16290910

>>16288823
probably because english is like the 6th most spoken language in london.

>> No.16290941

>>16289326
"Full English" is Cockney slang for a buttfucking.

>> No.16291478

>>16286236
nope.

>> No.16292432

>>16278528
>>Washed down with a bottle of Henry Weston's Herefordshire Cider
Bit much having a bottle of 8.2% at lunch fella

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>>16292432
Get on Hungarians level.

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>>16273709
Alright here's the real foundation for why british food is so shit, from a brit

1) Classism to this day - Most bongs pre 1900 were serfs which meant the only cuisine they had was boiled veg, meat and stews.
>Muh spices-
Spice was expensive back then and used for more rediculous wealthy dishes like blackbird pie.
This classism only got worse as different foods were seen as too posh/poor by the seperate classes. The middle class would be more interested in cuisine from other countries at this point.

2) Rationing got people used to processed food.
Britain was gimped by rationing from two world wars. People were expected to grow their own food which meant they grew whatever was common enough to be handed to them. I.e. again ingrediants for broths, stews etc.
People became ok with fake foods and processed substitutes.

3) Demands of a coal mine industry and london migration.
Britain had a heavy mining industry until the 90s
Miners needed simple meals so stuff like pasties became the norm. Plenty of migrants from across the world went to london after the wars, sparking anglicanized versions of their dishes e.g. Chicken Tikka Masala and lamb doner kebab. Most working class were quite literally working themselves to death in the mines.

4) Britain's binge drink culture encourages takeaways.
Bongs drink themselves to a stupor, a tradition kept from using alcohol as a cleaner drink than the godawful city water centuries before. Because of this and sport hooligan culture, they dont have the time or will to cook at home, let alone cook something decent. Just buy a kebab or chippy from the road.

5) education is shit.
Very few schools even teach cooking and with the rise of tv dinners, you've basically had multiple generations of people who ethier cant cook, or cook the absolute bland bare minimun.
This is why uk is the 2nd worst offender of obeseity and why bong celeb chef used to constantly do school cooking campaigns.

Thank ye for the ted talk.

>> No.16293859

>>16273709
Beef wellington cooked like this
https://youtu.be/GwE_VnIqN-k

>> No.16294041

>>16293715
Good job making this on a dying thread retard should have posted this 2 days ago

>> No.16294107

>>16273779
BASED.