/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No you made failure

you made something
interesting
D+ for aesthetical reasons

>>16265795
you made me puke

>>16265802
What the fuck is it

>>16265795
PRIVATE PYLE WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR BUNK?

>>16265795
Looks like it might not be that bad. Wouldn't try it without knowing what's inside. So what's in it, OP?

if you squint your eyes the crust looks like broccoli

>>16265795
fuckin wala

>>16265955
this

>>16265795
Nah, nah, thats a bolognese sandwich ala carbonara.

>>16265795
do vegans really

>>16265795
Is that broccoli? You should be gassed

>>16266010
they do

>>16265875
SIR, I DON'T KNOW, SIR!

>>16265875
SIR! IT IS A SHITTY PIZZA, SIR!

>>16266000
>>16265955
I think its made out of broccoli

>>16266010
>>16266041
OP is obviously not vegan, hes a ketofag(which is much, much worse). I think its supposed to be a low-carb pizza. Pizza is vegan, except the cheese, but this abomination has cheese on it.

>>16265795
Looks like the fungus that grows under my kitchen sink

>>16265795

snot diet gang

>>16265795

>>16265795
Looks tasty.

>>16265795
instead of using whatever the fuck that is you can make the pizza base out of cauliflower

>>16267210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwsXh7dZyOE

>>16267068

>>16266010
>so obsessed with vegans he can’t recognize keto “cuisine”

>>16267033
>>16267271
>having ketoCHADS live rent free in his head

>>16267033
I made a low carb pizza once. It was pretty good

>>16267279
Ignore the big corn shills

>>16267279
>destroying your body because a 20 times rebranded diet told eating fat all day was a better way to lose weight than self control and counting calories

>>16267306
>WAAHH YOU CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT OR GET HEALTHY THAT WAY, YOU GOTTA DO IT MY WAY BECAUSE.... BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT

>>16267284
Why's it shaped like a nut sack

>>16267306
Fuck off carbskek.

>>16267318
Its shaped like a heart. I made it for my boyfriend (pic related)

>>16265795
ketard abortion dodger

God this thread ruined my sides

>>16267315
>>16267320
>eating 20lbs of food a day is healthy because there aren't any carbs in it

>>16267379
Yes.

>>16267379
what causes one to become this obsessed & butthurt?

>>16265795
Me too

>>16267379
isn't eating 20 lbs of food a day on any diet pretty unhealthy? I mean you probably could lose weight eating 20 lbs of broccoli and lettuce but thats actually low carb anyways.

yummy

>>16267520
>isn't eating 20 lbs of food a day on any diet pretty unhealthy?
Yes it is
>I mean you probably could lose weight eating 20 lbs of broccoli
No you couldn't, thats 3100 calories
>but thats actually low carb
No it isn't, thats 600g carbs

>>16267531
so where does it say keto people are supposed to eat 20 lbs of food per day? I always heard people lose weight on keto because it helps them feel satiated on less calories so they are able to eat less calories.

>>16267540
Nowhere does it say that, you're responding to someone who is irrationally angry about keto diet probably because he's a fatass

>>16265795
no, you didnt

>>16265795
broccoli crust?

>>16265795
that's no pizza

>>16265795
I absolutely hate the cauliflower base pizza. It's so disgustingly salty for some stupid reason. I guess it's because it wouldn't even be palatable otherwise.

>>16267540
People who choose to do keto to lose weight do so because they lack self discipline. Someone who wants to do a proper, healthy diet can simply count calories, but ketards are a different breed of retarded. Most of them gain weight while destroying their kidneys because they eat 50 lettuce wrapped burgers and 7 blocks of cheese a day.

>>16267284
I've wanted to try this recipe using chicken as a crust, but haven't so far. maybe I'll do it one day, but I've had this image on my PC for 10 years

and I just realized it says mayo-based sauce, so fuck that part, I'll use tomato sauce because I'm not a keto fag, but low-carb isnt a bad idea by any means

>>16267724
>cauliflower

>>16267731
Isn't a chicken "pizza" just unbreaded chicken parmesan?

>>16265795
Nice pesto crust.

>>16267724
>salty
cauliflower has no salt you stupid bitch

>>16267728
I dunno dude, sounds like a big seething cope to me.

>>16268619
I know that's why I don't understand why they make those pizzas so awful and salty

>>16267514
this looks delicious. but also kys.

>>16267252
That stuff is pretty decent if you do it right. No shelf life though. I couldn’t crack the code on how to stabilize it. Always got really soggy even with cryopack.

>>16267728
>lettuce wrapped burgers
These people need to fuck off and die. I get assholes at work that order two 4oz patties of 75/25, 2 slices of bacon, 2 slices of american cheese, and crisp coat fries and they think the bun is the problem. Fucking morons.
Or the douchebag that orders the deep-fried crispy chicken sandwich and wants it in lettuce. I’ve got news for you, pal. The brioche bun is doing way less damage that the fryer oil and 14g of seasoned breading.
They’re all idiotic sheep and I hope they get rectal cancer.

>>16267322
Leaf spotted.

>>16267322
Your boyfriend is a rat? That’s perverse.

>>16266083
Bullshit I can't hear you