/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16244650
is pizza-ghetti a thing where you live?

>>16244684
Canned spaghetti on dough? When I first made the baked beans pizza I thought I was a genious for inventing it, who else?
Pic related is pizza with ham, chicken, banana and curry powder.

>>16244650
his expression... he knows this pizza is bullshit but he knows fatasses will eat it. what a trooper.

>>16244727
hot sauce on a saltine is unironically good desu senpai

>>16244752
Oh no no no, freshly cooked pasta on your pizza, cheese on top then in the oven it goes. It's on menus in real greasy spoons and delis

>>16244810
Is actually great, ham goes well with fruit

>>16244846
Calzone Bolognese is the correct way, a greasy spoon pizzeria near where I grew up had it as a regular item on the menu

Kebabpizza with fries is fucking delicious

>>16244752
Add pineapple and peanuts to achieve perfection

Mamma mia che porcheria

>>16244810
needs some blue cheese

>>16244877
Why don't you just order regular kebab with fries?

>>16244852
Cheese goes well with pineapple too.

I don't know if this is a thing in America but in Britain some of us make a hedgehog with cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks to serve at parties.

>>16245427
Sometimes you want a kebab but you need a 'za

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>16244684
That is the food of the gods.

>>16244810
I love it.

>>16245542
That's when you get calzone

this literally fucking sums everything up I have to say on the topic

>>16244877
>we take a halal snack pack
>remove half the meat & half the chips
>put it on a bread crust for no reason
seriously what a waste. the only way that looks saved is if the crust below is a cheese garlic

>>16244865
This Zhagetti Calzone does not look too bad, you know how you sometimes get bread with your order of spaghetti.

It 's even got the meatballs my dude. This however >>16244684 no, please no.

>>16244752 Is all american ham so pink btw? What do you do, colour it? Is this some salt that colours it?

>>16245722
>sell it for the same price anyway

>>16244853

that looks so good to me

in most of Europe, Pizza Americana is pizza with french fries on hot dog slices on top

>>16245704
shit, that looks great. I love that flatbread shit.

I see this is a pizza thread and nobody has posted it yet.

>>16245884
frankly anon pizza is italian and all this fucking turkish trash is ruining the whole tradition

>>16245814
and it is fucking good.

>>16245140
I laft

>>16244650

>>16244877
somehow this feels scandinavian

>>16244650
Memphis style

>>16244650

>>16245507
worst food literally die

>>16244650

>>16244877
This but with some onions, salad and tomatoes

>>16246897
I'm surprised it took this long to post the brazilian pizzas

>>16246678
god this retard is infuriating

>>16247557
if it was truly brazilian there would be a monkeys head on one

>>16244650
From restaurant chain vapiano. Its Pizza Pesto con spinaci: Pizza dough, Pesto, marinated garlic tomatoes, mozzarella pieces and baby leaf spinach. You could also order it with extra salmon

>>16244650

as someone who lives in south texas and loves pizza, i've never seen anyone served somethin like this. it looks so weird but i want to try it to see what it tastes like.

anyone got recommendations on how i can try this anywhere in Tx?

>>16244650
The absolute state of Swedish food.

>>16246866
https://youtu.be/0Z4nNWQbAGE

>>16246693
Its swedish

>>16244650
This guy seriously looks like he's about to kill himself.

>>16247723
You can get some shipped in

>>16244846
looks like maggot pizza desu

>>16247723
as a texan who drove to chicago and had the original chicago deep dish, these things tasted absolutely amazing

>>16247723
I hate that they don't make these within several hours of where I live. I just want to try it at least once, just to see why it's so highly touted

>>16244650
Why do you faggots love pizza so much. Always twenty pizza threads. Talk about real food you fucking autists.

.

Taco pizza, from Iowa

for me, it's mestre da pizza
https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>>16249681
Taco pizzas are delicious.

>>16245692
>Calzone
Your opinion does not matter

>>16244877
ayyy min neger

>>16245692
???? what the fuck are you talking about

>>16247722
wow that looks hipster as fuck

>>16248071
no your joking mate, that not fucking swedish

well, at least its not a thread of assholes and dog cocks

>>16245814

never heard about this. are you german by any chance?

>>16245814
games up boys
save the world from nazis, still get insulted
time to colonize space where we are appreciated

>>16246022
I mean it's not bad, but it is curious that they serve it as an American dish, even though it is not really a kind of pizza in the US

>>16250366
You know why I hate myself, Anon?

Because I immediately recognize that is Nick Avacado and that's an image somebody stole from his Onlyfans.

>>16245140
I did that at a buffet once. It was pretty boring so I smothered it in satay sauce.

Do buffets exist now corona is a thing?

>>16244650
ÄT UPP SVENNE

>>16250334
>no your joking mate, that not fucking swedish
Kebab pizzas are unironically very common in Sweden. It think it's even the country it was invented too. By immigrants of course

t. Norwegian who goes to sweden every second month for cheap alcohol and food (and sometimes kebab pizza)

>>16245507
This would piss me off incredibly if I picked up a pick before realising the cheese was there.

>>16246678
I'm genuinely impressed at Jack's ability to fuck up literally everything he makes.
He's definitely eaten pizza before, how could he not realize sauce goes on FIRST not last? Truly beggars believe

>tfw you will never eat bison meat pizza

>>16247920
>>16247236
>>16245866
>>16244650
these aren't pizzas. they're trenchers with a bunch of shit dumped on them

>>16245896
I try to imagine that I never lived in the god forsaken place that made this

>>16247722
I don't want extra salmon

I give you another one of Swedens great contributions to mankind

>>16244650
>his smile and optimism: gone

>>16244650

>>16250504
Yes

>>16245760
>Is all american ham so pink btw? What do you do, colour it? Is this some salt that colours it?
American ham is cured with saltpeter. It gives it that pink color.

Copenhagen style

>>16245814
As an American, I'm offended. Not even people in the midwest eat shit like this

>>16245704
I fucking hate australians

>>16245704
"Manoosh" (Manousheh/Manaqish) is not pizza.

Its called "the hiding american"

>>16251732
>bearnaise sauce
based ngl

A classic...

I win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>16250746
>sweden
>cheap alcohol
fucking norwegians man. go to germany bro

>>16253049
jesus christ

>>16249691
I-is that Mayo he layered that abomination in?

Do you like your pizza tucked or untucked?

>>16244727
REAL. NEW YORK. PIZZAAAAAA!

>>16244684
Pizza-ghetti is a thing around here, but it's just a plate of pizza and spaghetti, not one on the other.

>>16249187
>these things tasted absolutely amazing
Yes. But they aren't pizza.

>>16244877
>>16247111
OC this is god tier 'za

>>16244650
Pickle pizza is fairly common in Cincinnati and it's delicious. I have been putting pickles on pizza for over a decade since I first had it there at a hole-in-the-wall little local pizzeria.

>>16251732
Actually looks pretty appetizing.

>>16252203
I get the joke but it seems like there’s so much wasted space.

>>16251732
>th-this is pizza
more like copenharden amirite

thin layer of peanut butter instead of tomato paste
nutmeg, the only seasoning
bacon
banana
drizzle of honey when it comes out the oven
wa la

>>16255591

>>16253049
Disturbing...

>>16244877
it would not look bad if there wasn't that stupid sauce on top. what a shitty disgusting trend

>>16253049
imagine being so clumsy and unskilled all for the sake of making a terrible product in the first place.

why the fuck and who the fuck is buying this shit

>>16249527
Frango com catupiri, uma delicia

>>16244684
only in the pizza-ghetto

>>16244650

>>16256006
>Swedish
stopped seeing the image right there

>>16244650

Weed pizza

>>16256069
it literally does not matter how d'licious that might taste, the texture has got to be worse than brains and maggots

0/10 would not sit down in a place that is serving that

>>16246897
Brazil, the land of trannies and that things that are not supposed to be.

>>16255576
The hell is going on here.

>>16245814
>Pizza Americana is pizza with french fries on hot dog slices on top

lol please tell me this is real. it's actually not a bad concept because each bite would taste very american imo.

>>16256076
>It's triangular-ish in shape so it's pizza now
Do Americans really?

>>16256079
You never had baked pasta? Like a ziti?

>>16245814
Never saw that in Germany

>>16244877
This should come under criticism for appropriating their culture

>>16247722

Vapiano, the Subway of Italo-kitchen-style restaurants. 0/10

>>16251339
At this point, that's just a pastry.

>>16255576
Fish sticks, imitation crab, and an uncooked egg?

>>16256076
DUDE

>>16257021
It was pretty much the only good tasting pizza they had a few years ago. Vapiano is shit and with the financial troubles I doubt they have improved since

Post weird mcchickens

>>16247920
looks good. You dont like meatballs?

>>16245760
>>16251668
yeah, but that is a swedish pizza

>>16256076
>phoneposter
>muh weed
Kill yourself off-topic druggie.

>>16244877
I can feel my insides seizing up just looking at it

>>16255961
>sauce on fast food is a trend

Do your parents know you are using the family computer to post on a Vietnamese torture porn website?

>>16251367
dunno why this cracks me up so much

>>16253049
Catupiry com milho. Classic Brazilian pizza

>>16244752
>I thought I was a genious for

"Genius". Yeah you are a fucking "Genious" all right. Holy fuck, the state of this board.

>>16246678
>that hand shake
How many strokes is he on now?

>>16251339
holy fucking genius. I am fucking salivating in this thread, I haven't at today at all (I like to fast for 30 hours, about 2 times a week just to get those modulation benefits, that insulin spikes impede)
>picrel is gonna be my first meal/dinner

>>16245814
I had pizza like that in Sicily.

>>16247722
con sounds about right

>>16248411
Is this the Denmark Papa Johns?

>>16245814
Never saw that in France, though we do put potatoes on "savoyarde" pizzas, which are basically tartiflettes on a pizza dough

>>16253109
This guy needs to die, quick. How revolting.

>>16244790
Try coctail too, even without the oyster it's tasty

Alright, so, a question. Does a 350g pizza fill you up or would you like to eat more?

>>16262673
That wouldn't fill up my trash can which is the only place I'd put it

>>16262673
children's meal

>>16262673
Nah. I need at least double of that.

pineapple never goes on a pizza

>>16262762
kys nigger

>>16254418
boneless, please.

>>16245814
Never Seen anywhere in germany, poland, france, spain... Stop lying anon

>>16260048
>>16245814
it's a nep italians put up for murrican tourists

>>16245814
Fucking yes. Why don't we have this here?

>>16244650

>>16265261
If Halloween is coming early Christmas is coming early too.

cookie pizza

>>16263573
google image for "pizza americana", tons of examples will show up, although apparently it is mostly in Italy

>>16265261
>>16265272
I can't stand people wasting food just to get HURR HURR instagram pic

>>16265272
toothpaste pizza

Rabbit and potato 'za.

>>16266069
that looks really good if it weren't for the rabbit and potatos :[

>>16266074
What kinda person dislikes rabbit and potatoes.

>>16244877
This looks damn good. I’d also add some feta cheese and olives on that

>>16266452
You're Greek, aren't you?

>>16266097
I'm tolerant of rarebit and love potatoes but not on a goddamned pizza. why does pizza have to be the universal vessel for delivering any random kitchen garbage into people's mouths

Here is your authentic pizza, sir.

>>16244650

>>16244752
This is one of Sweden's greatest contributions to international cuisine. In the northern suburbs of Stockholm, where it originally comes from, it is known as a "förortspizza". The one in your picture doesnt have enough curry powder on it though.

No pepperoni? No sausage? Only olives? Cheese doesn’t cover the whole pie? It’s like a pizza made by a retard

>>16245422
Absolutely fucking based

>>16244877
would obliterate drunk at 5am /10

>>16245814
this shit is so common that every time i get potatoes and sausages they always assume fried and not baked

>>16244650
what is that facial expression conveying?

I would interpret it as naive but nice man that somehow ended up in the food industry but has absolutely no clue what he is doing.
He wanted to bring something "fresh" to the pizza game and this pizza is the result of it. but he isn't fully confident it's that good. as long as his restauraunt is not writing red, he doesn't mind too much tho.

>>16268509
that pizza looks really nice. put a noose around your neck and hang yourself just kidding.

>>16253062
what the fuck. that would defeat the whole purpose. we go to sweden because it's 1. dirty cheap and at the same time 2. right around the corner.

why on earth would we travel all the way to germany

>>16254418
Sleep tight pepperoni

>>16256069
I want it