/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16238118
>having to cook rice
>>lazy

>>16238137
>he doesn’t have leftover rice in his fridge

>>16238145
>he doesn't know about the rice virus that's stored in bacteria which form in leftover rice

I always use too much water or not enough and my rice tastes like goop or rocks

>>16238173
Toxoplasmosis?

>>16238174
How do you fuck up a 2:1 ratio?

>>16238178
I just do

>>16238176
bacillus cereus

>>16238178
>2:1
Soggy rice. 1.75:1 for me. But it probably depends on how wide your pan is and how fresh your rice is.

>>16238118
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16238118
The egg cooks the rice.

>>16238204
Kek

>>16238145
>leftover rice in fridge

>>16238173
>He doesn't know cooking the rice kills it
If this wasn't true I'd be constantly sick

>>16238118
I tried this and it was extremely boring even with furikake and soy sauce.

>>16238118
I made it in the pot I cooked the rice in, and I covered it with a lid.
The egg did get cooked, but the thing tastes so-so

>>16238118
that actually sounds pretty good if I left the egg in the hot rice long enough to cook a bit
just raw egg in cold rice though?
blegh

>>16238224
kys

>>16238145
>he posts reddit/twitch frog on 4chan

>>16240226
>twitch frog
You are worse than a frog poster if you think that frog is from twitch you fucking faggot.

>>16238195
Tried 1:1.75 yesterday. Best rice I ever had. Blessed ratio.

>>16240226
Underage get >>>/out/

Ew. Who called the (dumb)frogposter defense force.

>>16238174
Unironically buy a rice cooker. Every asian family (including gen1 immigrants) I know uses one. Why waste stove space and any time at all paying attention when you can make a machine do it for you?
Also fuckin measure your shit out and note down what you did.

>>16240226
Hear me, and hear me well: I don't know what insignificant shithole you hail from, but I must lament the fact that it hasn't been carpetbombed enough to eradicate every trace of your verminous folk. You are a testament to the low character of your people, a blazing sign in this modern hellscape that advertises the absolutely deplorable nature of your backwoods no-name land. You aren't worthy of the bullets that would send you and your kind back to the abyss from whence you spawned. As for my political leanings, you are far from the mark. You have missed me by such a large margin, and it speaks volumes about how sorely you lack intuition of any sort. You will be forgotten at the moment of your passing. You have died.

>>16238174
do you rinse it?

>>16238173
ive eaten 2 days old rice stored in room temp, never died

>>16238174
use too much and a little rice vinegar, then you can let it simmer for as long as it takes to get to your preferred texture.

>>16240480
Yet

>>16240426
Soy

>>16238413
Nàh ïts bâsicāly wēt and cöld snöt on whįte rîcė

>>16238174
Buy a rice cooker then, follow instructions, never fuck up rice again.

>>16238118
>breakfast
I live and work in Japan. I have never met someone who ate it for breakfast.

>>16238173
SARS-CoV-2 is airborne, not foodborne, you ninny

>>16238204
The HEAT destroyer the BACTERIAL.

>>16238118
More like tomago kike Gohan

>>16240285
don't send tourists to /out/, it's a comfy board.

>>16238118
It makes your braps smell bad

>>16238118

>>16238174
Wash 3 times, then use 1:1.

>t. Worked at Panda Express

>>16238145
Everything I want to cook calls for "leftover rice"
What do I make with fresh rice in order to have rice leftover in the first place? Do I have to just make rice and immediately put it in the fridge?

>>16242049
>not destroer

>>16238174
> tastes like goop

>>16238137
literally just pop it in a cooker with water anon

>>16244704
rice as a carb buffer
stir fry vegetables, meat, serve with sauce and a portion of rice on the table

>>16238195
>Rice
>Pan
>Offers advice

Seriously?

>>16238145
That's a great way to poison yourself anon.

>>16247067
sure thing, retard

>>16238118
Go back to YT and your normie marketing job you lazy spic. barely cracked 100k on this video eh?

>>16238118
ENJOY YOUR SALMONELLA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WEEB

>>16238118
noble edition

>>16238118
No salted fish? No garnish ? No soup? I don't see the appeal of just rice and egg. Just skip breakfast
>>16247150
Im not OP, nor am i a weeb. But take the chicken in backyard pill. I have 4 and get like 28eggs per week.

>>16247168
>eggs benisdigged:DDD

>>16238200
To be honest there’s so much functionality to their diet. It tastes horrible but it sure as hell keeps you mentally sharp and intense like most Japs are, and obviously contributes to their longevity. Most Japanese people go jogging for miles a day well into their 60s because their diet for the longest time was fucking vegetables and fish and watery soup with rice

>>16240226
fuggen kek

>>16247523
Yeah, its an extremely healthy albeit mostly bland diet. There are highlights though, can't pretend its all bad, and sometimes bland food hits right.

>>16238174
here's my receipe for short grain
>rice
>wash that shit, use a mesh strainer, put in bowl with water
>do that and change out water like 5 times or until your autism is satisfied
>the last time don't wash it and just let it sit in the water for like 20 mins
>take the rice out
>dump out the rice into cooking pot
>fill the pot with water until the water covers the rice and then add another fingernail's length worth of water
>boil that shit for like 20 minutes
>leave that fuckin top on for another 10 mins
>rice
if you're cooking long grain then just kys already

>>16238145
Tamago Gohan is meant to be made with fresh hot rice. It cooks the egg.

>>16248479
As much as I want to love Japanese food, I can't. Outside of Ramen and Okonomiyaki most of the food has the same flavor. It's not bad by no means but it isn't isn't on my bucket list when I think of foods to try out. Why is Japanese food taste the same?

>>16238118
Are japs too fucking lazy to fucking poach an egg?

Have a shit class rice cooker and it's showing its age. What's good sub $100?

>>16249632
imagine trying to insinuate that japs are lazy

>>16249787
>japs spend so much time in the office working on excel spreadsheets they can't even poach an egg.

>>16238118
Tried putting egg in my rice once, top 5 nastiest things I've ate. Doesn't help that I'm not really an egg person with few exceptions.

with some natto, it's a godlike meal

>>16238174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCYraH2-KyA

I like to mix in the egg and soysauce in a bowl, then plate it in a half circle like you would fried rice, and put a fried egg on top of it. (with the yolk slightly cooked)

>>16240244
The swastika is an ancient symbol of peace, but everyone looks at it and thinks of Nazi Germany. Same concept

>>16248959
Cringe

I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiii uwuwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "Oh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross