/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You eat them raw

>>16233769
I don't think there is an objectively best way to cook eggs, but maybe a plain classic french omelette. It showcases multiple delicious textures an egg is capable of, while being simple enough to actually taste like eggs.

>>16233769
for me, loose set scrambled on toast. objectively? it's hard to beat the humble over easy.

>>16233796
Shut up queer it's fried

>>16233769
for me, it's dream eggs

>>16233966
Fried eggs are good, but have you even had a real fried egg before?

>>16233769
custard

major cringe, but over easy is based

>>16233769
If anyone's interested this is one of the best cooking shows on eggs ever.

https://youtu.be/W3gUdsRviaE

>>16233769
In a frying pan with 3 tablespoons of olive oil on medium high over easy. The egg cooks beautifully without burning in literally under a minute. Season with salt.

>>16233769
Poached over bacon and toast. The yolk breaking and running all over everything..../drool

>>16234001
Frying eggs in olive oil is disgusting. Fry in butter and drizzle some good extra virgin on top if you want to have eggs and olive oil.

>>16234011
How about no.

>>16233996
>Michelin 3 star chefs
>Non-stick teflon pan for omelet
>metal fork in non-stick pan
Dis gon' be good!
Older brother was scrambling eggs in a makeshift double boiler, really more of a Bain Marie. Wish the video was longer so you could see the results.

>>16234166
There's 3 parts. And more episodes about other ingredients. One of my favorite series on cooking ever.

>>16234177
They are excellent, and the sibling rivalry is the most class act I've ever seen.
going back for moar...
I was sure there would've been rending of garments and gnashing of teeth over the teflon by now though . lel, It was the '80s after all though; nobody really knew. Hell, microwaves had instructions on how to shield parts of food with aluminum foil, as if cooking a chicking in a microwave was ever a good idea.

>>16234207
*chicken
WAT??

>>16234207
I love the story they tell about how their favorite food when they were young was eating a freshly hatched egg raw by poking two holes in it and going to town. Sounds gnarly to many people, but the roux brothers were game changers back in the day. Really makes yah think.

>>16233994
Based. Came here to say this. Over easy is how I get my eggs 99% of the time.

Raw. Tamago kake gohan.

>>16233984
I've had a fake fried egg. It was ok

>>16234001
>3 tablespoons of olive oil
>olive oil
Are you retarded?

>>16234363
Thanks for that, I'm hooked. While I knew about 75% of what they're showing, it's a pleasure to watch masters. As to the egg sucking, there was a youtube video I watched a few years ago about the quick and painless dispatching of hens. The young woman in the video while dressing it, removed the eggs inside and sucked a few right there. Perhaps a bit shocking for those who've never raised their own food, but I'd imagine,(and absolutely would try it,) that they tasted like pure energy and sunshine.
AhA! Found it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExGRrwlhldA
it's at 11:30

Seriously wtf did this guy do wrong here bros

>>16234051
What kind of subhuman retard would have a problem with cooking eggs in butter

>>16234643
Exuded desperation? Women can smell lorny several miles away. If it was a guy...I dunno. Not my expertise.

>>16233769
I like over easy myself but that's probably stupid for one reason or another
Please fight with me over it kind redditors

>>16234692
Ignore all that dross, anon. Over easy is a classic. Yolks: bullets or bleeding, it's just a matter of taste.

poached, french omelette, or crispy bottom fried

american/country 'omelette' is the worst

>>16234703
>it's just a matter of taste.
yeah bad taste and good taste

>>16234705
opinions and assholes anon.
What's it gonna be?
Now, If you're making them in a professional setting, there are expectations to be met--otherwise, cook them to your desire.

>>16234703
>bullets or bleeding
This is the most reddit thing I've read all day.

>>16234723
Why don't you go back there then faggot, I've never been.

>>16234745
Cope.

>>16233769
egg cooking unitasker done medium with firm but not fully cooked yolks. I find it easier and more reliable.

>>16233769
Scwamby eggs

>>16233769
Scrambled is only for children if you cook them the American and not the European way.

>>16234784
In fact, I would say it's the best way to eat eggs if you melt in some aged gruyere.

>>16233769
Fuck you, scrambled is god-tier.

>>16234009
>>16234704
>only two who preferred poached
both of you are based

>>16234834
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>16235119
Fuck you, I don't care. I literally don't care what some virgin on the internet thinks. I'm gonna finish this joint, make a huge helping of scramble, and put on some Netflix. Fuck you.

>>16235119
You have to not be a faggot to understand the nuanced complexity of the perfect scrambled egg.

Fried, over hard with black pepper.

>>16235153
Incredibly based, but schizo nonetheless.

>>16233769
I call them half-poached eggs. You melt a solid amount of butter in the pan then crack your eggs and cover it with a fitted lid on medium-medium low heat. The eggs thicken up and sort of poach but not really. Makes the whites fluffier and the yolk encased in a layer off egg white but thinner than if you flipped it over. Idk

>>16235160
>schizo
???