/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16232111
sex-havers btfo yet again

>>16232111
If I drink that, will I become a sex-haver? I would drink literal gasoline to become a sex-haver.

>>16232111
Does it smell like gasoline too?
I love that smell

What kind of gasoline have you been sniffing?

>>16232111
faggots who get trips drink gasoline

It tastes like licking a disinfected wooden floor

>>16232111
Actually rum tastes more like gasoline. Believe it or not it it is a desirable and delicious flavor in combination with other rum flavors.

>try whiskey with friend
>cannot get past the 57% of alcohol in it
>"cant you taste the subtle sweet notes too??"
>can, for maybe a moment before it is overpowered by pure alcohol
its rough but i can see how one could stockholm syndrome their tastebuds into liking it

>>16232111
No it fucking doesn't, I'm so tired of this canard. It tastes like whiskey.
>t. used to huff gasoline a bunch as a kid and currently drink lots of whiskey

>>16232129
Post a video of you downing a gallon of gas, and I'll buy an escort on your half. BBFS and everything.

>>16232259
I found that if you really want to taste the flavors in the whiskey, try it with different chasers. For instance, my favorite is Knob Creek bourbon. Take a sip, let it set, then swallow. Immediately take a sip of cold diet root beer and your mouth fills with smokey flavor. Like you're at a cookout with a badass meat smoker. Fucking amazing.

>>16232529
dude I experienced this with barqs rootbeer and a mcdouble with mayo. It made a unique flavor that I loved.

>>16232578
it's gunna be the may and rootbeer for me

>salty....smokey....almost a charcoal quality to it! The afternotes are arriving now...ah yes..mmm mossy granite with a hint of peat, or is that tar? It's a speysider so the pungency is perfectly balanced with the sweetness, that's a good heckin' whiskeyoni!

>>16232111
>he doesn't drink gas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h0Kny8Cenc

>>16232133
Same, fucking absolutely adore the smell of gasoline. But I'm normal, I don't try to inhale fumes or anything, not something I go out looking for.

If you think about smoking cigarettes, cigs don't really taste "good" in a traditional food sense. You smoke cigs for the experience of tasting tobacco, which is not typically edible.

It's the same principle behind these drinks, they are just looking to see how hardcore they can go with whacky "complex" flavors, i.e. they ask themselves "can the taste of gym socks actually be good? maybe..." but yes a lot of it does seem like a larp and cope.

Alcohol is part of the flavor. That being said, anything beyond $50 is just masturbation.

>>16232111

>>16232706
or maybe people enjoy different things. I know your autism doesn't allow you to really process that, but once you're past being a teenager you'll maybe come to terms with it. Or you already are and you're just a bitter, lonely person with a personality predicated solely on crying about things others enjoys

>>16232111
That's why I try to only drink 75% and higher
Great smooth burn

>>16232611
nice thumbnail faggot

>tastes like someone poured tequila on a pile of tires and lit it on fire

>>16233222
tequila is gross anyway

>mmm... Now that's a good gin.

>>16232259
Dude, your friend is a retard for letting you start with 57% alc content whisky, standard bottling is at 40 or slightly above, so of course it was rough and only meant for people really used to the taste. Don't knock it altogether, try something easier on your palate like Aberlour 12 or Redbreast 12, they're both great and smooth as hell, 43% and 40% respectively

>>16233064
Feeling a bit btfo are we?

>>16232254
vanilla flavoured gasolina

whiskey is why god invented coca cola

>>16232129
I have missionary sex 7 times a week, and it's all because I chose to take up drinking 45 years ago.

>drinking anything aged in wood except red wine
Literally just tastes like fucking wood. $10 a bottle, $150 a bottle. Tastes like fucking wood. Whiskey, bourbon, whatever. May as well just chew a waterlogged fucking oak plank.

>hurr muh manliness
There is literally nothing more soy than drinking some $75 bottle of scotch and pretending it tastes like anything except wood and soggy sheepshagger burnt dirt.

>oh it’s an acquired taste
Yeah you spent a lot of time and money to drink nasty wood booze to pretend you’re some manly sophisticate to your equally as homosexual affiliates.

It was encased in wood because it’s what they had. It was smoked in peat because they had to do anything to cover up the putrid awfulness of their distillations.

Lots of liquor is great but the second you start trying to make some stupid poem about its oaken raisin flavor you may as well just skip the next few steps on the way to finding a cock to suck.

>>16232611
literally what all of them sound and look like

>>16233624
>winefag has an opinion on using fruity language to describe booze

>>16233555
coke and whisky is too sweet.

>>16233664
I generally don’t drink wine, either. But at least it has a flavor other than lumber. Expensive wines are stupid as well. 99.99% of people would lose a blind tasting in a good $20 bottle vs an $80.

I make my own applejack and limoncello and everyone I know marvels at the flavor. Most commercial booze is as chock full of bullshit as McDonald’s.

>>16232111
Doesnt matter
it's culturally and socially expected of you to drink it, or you'll be overlooked in life.

>>16233706
Tastelet

>>16233624
>that wall of text
>that obnoxious spacing
>that pretentious wording
>talking so much about homosexuality in order to to hide his own
Yep, it's a wine fag

>>16233713
Cope and seethe while pretending you actually enjoy chewing on framing material.

They didn’t drink that shit back in the day for the flavor. They drank it because it was cheap and available and it got them drunk while at least tasting like something other than the ester filled mess that was their distillate.

>>16233720
>>16233706
Didn't see that post, I agree about the expensive wines, but you're still a fag for having such a narrow-minded view on whisky

>>16233726
You drink sweet one note shit like applejack and limoncello. You're a tastelet.

>>16233720
I’ll drink a glass if offered but I don’t buy any.

>muh reddit spacing
Been here since 2005 so fuck off newfag.

>>16232508
Are you a sex-haver? What is it like? Is drinking gasoline worth it?

this flavored vodka is the only hard liquor i ever liked desu

>>16233726
>lmao don't you know people only started eating to stay alive dude

>>16233738
It’s just shitty wood booze. There’s no narrow mindedness. You can rant and bitch but you’re literally just drinking wood infused spirit.

>>16233739
Yeah you’ve only ever had the commercial shit. I use my familial recipe for both dating back to at least my great great grandparents. Applejack is hardly sweet and commercial limoncello has easily a third more sugar than should be added. It’s only “one note”, you tremendous faggot, because you’ve only ever had the mass scale bullshit made to accommodate the American pallet of pure corn syrup.

I’ve actually tried the commercial applejacks and they’re nothing like the actual old product. You can’t achieve the same taste via distillery as you can fractional freezing. They just do it because it’s cheaper and because honest to god applejack will give you the worst hangover of your life if drank in excess.

have any anons had mallort? it’s pretty bad

>>16233784
I really have nothing against whisky/scotch/whatever. I can appreciate it from a historical sense. But the people that delude themselves into thinking it has any other flavor than wood or wood and shitty sheep filled dirt smoke are insufferable.

If you want interesting flavors try something like Wray and Nephew or similar produced in the traditional Spanish/Jamaican style.

Or something like a good gin or even tequila.

>>16233742

First post in this thread and I'm going to reddit-space it for all the retards who don't know what it looks like.

There's seriously wrong with people who don't like wine.

Wine is not just for drinking, it can be used for mixing, cooking, whatever you need.

>>16233823
I do have cooking wine on hand sometimes for roasts and such. I don’t dislike wine but it’s not something I crave often. It can be satisfying in certain settings.

And thank you for the demonstration of true reddit spacing vs making legible paragraphs. Newfags are only partially literate and can’t discern the difference.

>>16233792
I have made my own limoncello though as well as arancello and lime. I put it in old whiskey bottles :)

>>16233712
Trump doesn’t drink

>>16232703
>>16232133
I'm the same since I was a boy 7~8 y/o. I think it may have to do with dirk bikes, atvs introduced at that age for me. Probably not but fresh cut lawn and gasoline too.
Never purposely inhaled fumes

>>16233852
You must be making it via peeling to achieve that cloudiness? Look up the Sicilian style and try that. Comes out clearer and less bitter with what I think is a much better flavor. It’s also much less labor intensive. Differs person to person and some prefer the peeling method though. Im growing my own lemons now and eager to try that.

If you’ve got access to real key limes try adding one of those to the batch for something different.

>>16233814
Show me where the whisky touched you.
No but really, your taste in drinks seems alright otherwise, why are you so keen on shitting up a whisky thread by pointing out for the millionth time that it tastes like wood, of course it tastes like fucking wood after aging over 10 years in a fucking wooden barrel, and you know what, I enjoy the taste of wood, especially oak, now could you finally leave please so I can do the same

>>16233881
Same. I also love the smell of Windex when cleaning an open window. Don’t understand why but I do. Never done drugs in my life or huffed anything.

Just smells good man.

If you’re served whiskey which tastes like gasoline, you should probably ask to examine the bottle.

>>16233890
Because I can’t stand the faggots that sip it and pretend to taste cinnamon and vanilla and whatever. It’s literally just wood.

I don’t care if people enjoy the taste of wood but I hate the stupid culture behind the entire thing. The bone headed manliness bravado these people want to pretend to exude just because they’re drinking wood soaked booze.

You can enjoy your oak barrel but I still think it’s a bizarre flavor to latch onto.

>>16233912
So you taste no difference between Scotch aged in ex-sherry vs ex-bourbon casks?

>>16233912
You really don’t think it’s possible for people who taste something constantly due to it being a job/passion/hobby/whatever can detect very minor notes of things?

I mean I basically think the same about tasting notes for wine. I don’t drink much wine; when I do drink wine, I taste wine.
If it’s a ‘good’ wine, I can taste some wood.
I sure as hell don’t taste “honey and raisins, accented by toasted oak, finishing with notes of apple and pear”.
But I figure someone who drinks a shitton of wine and reads about wine and is an autistic wine nerd probably *can* taste these minor variations.

>>16232111
yes

>>16232677
That'll be $25 plus tip

>>16232133
no, what the fuck, obviously not

Rumple minze was the only liquor I ever enjoyed the taste of

>>16234070
how much liquor have you tried

>>16233706
Redemption, based.

>>16234173
sleep tight, steeler

>>16234173
sleep tight, steeler

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

>>16233744
I am, and honestly no it isn't. Don't get me wrong, sex is a lot of fun, but it takes on a lot of exaggeration in your mind before you've had it. More than a few times, I've had the opportunity to have sex, and I've opted instead to go to sleep, or even to jerk off. Sex is okay, but it kind of stinks, and isn't what you think.

>>16234173
sleep tight steeler

>>16232529
anon. you're supposed to use droplets of water and ice cubes to subtly dilute higher proof whiskies to that sweet spot - not chase it down with high fructose syrup.

>>16234173
Sleep tight, steeler

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

Do you guys insult people publicly when you see their not drinking despite everyone else doing it?

>>16234173
Guy's such a fucking lightweight. Sleep tight anyway.

>>16233624
You’re obviously a fag, but you’re right.

I’m trans btw.

>>16232529
But smoking has nothing to do with Knob Creek. You're not actually tasting the whiskey and instead altering the taste of the root beer.

>>16233624
This, whiskey was created by accident by scottish peasants

>>16232111
That's how I like it, makes me feel like a motorcycle

>>16234906
Did you not notice the handles of vodka?

>>16232111
I just take alcohol like a pill. I know it tastes like shit, and I drink so much of it that I just don't even bother.
Get some juice in my mouth. Pour booze on top of that. Swallow. Chase with more juice.

I typically use things like Gatorade or Powerade as a chaser though, because it helps with the dehydration better than soda.

>>16233624
This is one of the best things I've ever read, and the only booze I ever buy is whiskey.

>>16232129

I do the sex on a regular basis. And I've never had it

>>16236568
Based. Another tip is to aim it straight in the throat so it doesn't splash around the rest of your mouth & especially the tongue. This way you'll taste the least of it

>>16233706
You are a retard but you make your own booze so based retard.

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

>>16232111
Last night I threw up because i drank 2 hurricanes. It's not the amount of liqour that was the problem, it's that god awful taste, like it became psychological and made me want to puke it because it's so gross. But it tastes slightly better than steel reserve.

I can only handle wine over ice, preferably sangria. Or a fruity mixed drink with one shot in it.

>pic related. extra calories but this is the only way i'm drinking this shitty brand ever again. otherwise i puke. also this is probably the best flavor.

>>16233624
>Literally just tastes like fucking wood. $10 a bottle, $150 a bottle. Tastes like fucking wood.

Lol when I was a drunk that's the only way I could stomach it. Now I only buy Sangria if i'm gonna get drunk. Tastes like sweet candy.

>>16233792
> Pallet

>>16232677
is he okay?

>>16236656
malt liquor is only good for nogs anyways

>>16233462
Redbreast 12 is boring.

>"No no no no no you CAN'T enjoy alcohol you CAN'T it burns and doesn't taste like soda! You're all just sex-havers who want to impress women!"

>>16232111
I thought the same, until i started drinking others than johnny walker and jim bean.
Even Tallisker and glenfiddich are drinkable.

>>16237543
My first whiskey was johnnie walker red, I thought the burn was fun and tasted neat. Then I bought Woodford Reserve and continued to enjoy trying new whiskies, now nothing really burns anymore and I can just taste.

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>>16233706
I've found that fully fermenting store bought apple juice into cider makes it taste like cheap chardonnay. Mid-way it tastes like lemonade.

>>16232611
lmao pretty accurate

My guess is that some people are just more receptive to the ethanol part.
I never was really able to appreciate high abv. liquor.
Every fiber in my body is telling me to spit out anything above 30%. The more expensive stuff ist just less disgusting.

>>16237629
Good eating apples make pretty boring, bland cider to be honest. If you’re near an orchard that sells, try to get some cider before they fuck with it. Makes a much better final product.

>>16232111
Well, liquor contains ethyl alcohol, and gasoline is mostly octane, or octal alcohol...

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

>>16232129
daddy needs his juice

The only hard liquors I can stand is rum and vodka. Other than that, I can't drink anything else that is related to spirits.

>>16232111
i haven't had alchol since january

>>16232111
eating vagina...

>>16238831
woah...

>>16234173
sleep tight steeler

>>16237669
Absolutely, though store bought apple juice does make a good cider. If you're pressing the apples yourself though you need to use a mixture of different kinds.

>>16232111
earlier anon had it right, red wine is superior (and healthier)

Drinking alcohol after college is NPC behavior
>yeah, there’s nothing going on in my brain, that’s why I enjoy consuming this substance that makes intellectual pursuits impossible
The drinking age should be 18-25. Illegal before and after that age range

>>16239058
Congratulations on your tiny cock.

>>16232706
>can the taste of gym socks actually be good?
see pepsi, coca-cola

>>16234173
Sleep tight, steeler

>>16239058
Lel, interesting take ngl

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

for me, its plum soju

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler.

>>16239491
I've never had it and just bought my first bottle of jinro 24. Is it any sweeter than normal stuff?

My roommate is a pretty big whisky enthusiast and I appreciate his recommendations.
It's also nice when he pours you a glass when you do something successful like get a job or get laid.

>>16238742

underrated

>>16238831

salty gasoline and coins

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

>>16232496
Did the huffing brain your damage?

>>16232677
Never been drunk, what's it like bros? Does it really give you confidence?

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

>>16240156
Its better than cunny

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

>>16232111
I recommend asking for lots of ice, get a glass. When its cold and watered down it gets a lot more bearable.

>>16240156
It makes you happy. Nostalgic in a happy way. Confident, outgoing and not giving a fuck. It's great. It can make you feel too sleepy, that's the only problem.

>>16232611
Every day I am angry at Ian Fleming the flaming faggot for making whisky le epic manly drinkeroni.

>>16234173
sleep tight, steeler

>>16236656
>>16236898
swallow the atlaspill

>>16240520
why don't you just stick to water?

>>16232129
no.
I drink this and am a virgin

>>16240156
dont get drunk. it makes you more confident but also makes you act like a nigger

>>16232677
Papa needs a squirt.

>>16241674
What is this from? It's hilarious.

Distiller-jew fears the man who adds liquid smoke to vodka.

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

Haha yea

>>16239058
I agree but rules are for fools.

Babby palate havers should drink aged rum rather than whiskey.

>>16233750
>be 17
>acquire qt polish gf
>drink some bog standard alcohol here and there
>gf learns about zubrowka from her dad
>we muster together the money to buy a bottle
>drink it in a forest
>gf gets way too drunk and starts having a mental breakdown
>I'm drunk as fuark
>manage to make our way out of a dark forest near midnight
>manage to take her home, make up all over her face but whatever
>she apologises profusely the next day
>find an inch long thorn embedded under my skin the morning after in the shower
>fucking pollack drinks

7/10 tastes pretty good.

>>16239058
Why would you limit drinking to the period of life when you should be learning advanced skills and starting in a career?

>>16242306
i wish i hadn't read this. why'd you type this?

>>16232529
knob creek isn't smoky in the slightest bit you're just pretending to like it.

>>16233624
Based

>>16240156
Literally just drink alcohol and find out. I don't ever get drunk drunk, but a beer/cider or two goes a long ass way for loosening the social wheels, especially for an autismo like me.

>>16242346
These are the years where responsibilities don’t irk you as much. If you don’t own a home and didn’t shit out a kid early, this period of life is arguably the most free it’s going to get for the general population. After that, responsibility hits. If you go the route of some parents and treat drinking as an after work hobby, you’ll genuinely slowly start to become worthless and retarded. My parents, especially my dad for example started drinking after work and it slowly just turned into a regular thing. I don’t think he can stop even if he wanted to now, and he’s genuinely the most helpless person I have in my life. Both my parents can’t fix anything, they don’t have any hobbies besides watching TV or any other screen, etc etc. Most of what I learned about the world my dad never taught me. Drinking just turns you into a fat lazy shit that doesn’t care much about anything. Your family, your intelligence, your hobbies and your life are wasted every second you’re inebriated.

>inb4 alchies start reeing

>>16240156
>what's it like bros?
It loosens your inhibitions and helps you make stupid decisions.
if you're low key an angry asshole keeping your temper in check all the time, then being drunk will unbottle that emotion and you will act shitty and violent.
conversely if you're a jokester then being drunk will have you giggling at practically nothing, but you will also probably start fucking with people for a laugh.

>Does it really give you confidence?
No. If you're a sad, lonely coward then you will simply stew in your own misery.

Basically it turns off that metaphorical voice in your head that tells you "i shouldn't do this, it's wrong"

>>16237463
So's Aberlour 12, that was his point.

>>16232706
And then you stop being poor and smoke a cigar.
We did tell you that being poor was your problem with whisky.

>>16241571
Woah the image has a bunch of cool filters on it, this must be like a pirate broadcast or something.
So cool.

>>16232529
>>16232578
oliet bangs

>>16233706
If you preferred the cheaper wine you won the blind tasting. The whole point is to remove bias and focus on quality in the hopes that you will find something new or better value to enjoy.

That said, even beginners can tell the difference. They generally don't prefer the more expensive wine, but the flavor difference isn't placebo.

>>16234173
Sleep tight, steeler.

>>16234004
Or they're not minor variations, they're just not present in the wines you're drinking.
Drink some mead. Drink a sweet fortified wine. Drink a white desert wine like a Semillon. All of the above are unpopular, but that's where you'll find your honey, raisins, and fruits.

And if those tasting notes are on the bottle you're drinking, either the author lied (which is common, it is marketing), or they're vaguely reminiscent of those flavors and you're expected to know what they mean by 'honey' in the context of wine.

>>16237660
Your drinking far too much at once. Baby sips.

>>16239606
>pours you a glass when you do something successful
I prefer the make a shit day better strategy to the happiness stacking strategy.

>>16234173
Sleep tight, steeler

>>16243714
Nah, freedom only increases after university. It only gets limited if you buy a house (which will take a further 10 years of saving for a mortgage, and does itself increase freedom in many ways) or have kids, which are both unlikely until your mid-late 30s. And you're only having kids if that fits in with your lifestyle (ie you don't work 24/7 or have several time consuming hobbies, like your parents).
Stop generalizing from your parents, who are completely normal parents by the sound of it, and stop blaming alcohol for those perceived flaws.

>>16232111
>"Yeah it tastes like gasoline but you get used to it"

Agreed. I'll have a beer but if it's got to be booze, then a Kamikaze or Long Island Iced Tea.

>>16234173
Sleep tight buddy.

>>16240156
It lowers your self-control. You can still feel in control but you'll do stupid shit while you believe it's not stupid. On the other hand, being tipsy with a friend or two is the best feeling in the world.

>>16240156
You are turned into a god when you drink.

>>16234173
Sleep tight, Steeler

>>16244641
i just start crying and piss and throw up

>>16240156
It makes you feel dizzy and shitty and you can’t think straight. Feels like garbage. I’ll nurse one beer over a whole dinner just so I don’t ever feel it.

>>16244935
You're getting way too drunk.

>>16232611
stop stop he's already dead

Call me a pussy faggot all you like but 95% of all alcoholic drinks suck ass.
Beer is ALL trash.
I can only tolerate mixed drinks like g&t because it tastes like a ginger ale.

>>16240156
It's like being wrapped in a warm blanket of bliss where everything is okay and you feel like the king of the world

>>16232259
Take smaller sips retard.

>>16245235
>can only choke down drinks if they taste like soda
maybe try out a margarita after your next HRT appointment

For me it's an ice cold glass of absinthe. Fucking delicious, refreshing and gets you drunk while still keeping a clear head

>>16240156
It lowers your inhibitions. If you are a person with actual social anxiety, alcohol will just make it so you can have a normal conversation with people. Normies who don't have anxiety will go out and have sex with people or do stupid shit like run naked through the neighborhood.

>>16232529
this is how I like to drink my drinks but preferably with vodka, I do it with whiskey/rum regularly too

>>16245268
For me, it's still not being able to hold a normal conversation and jumping straight to public nudity.

>>16245271
>>16232529
oh and canada dry ginerale bold, that stuff is an amazing chaser after a shot

>>16242306
>fucking pollack drinks
haha this, I used to be alcohol weak until I started drinking sobieski as my main drink, that stuff is a slippery slope alcoholism

I've never drank gasoline so I wouldn't know what it tastes like
I enjoy the taste of whiskey though, the initial sensation, the aftertaste and then the burn are all good to me and I literally have female levels of testosterone

All wine tastes the same, you fucking grape cuck.

>>16233750
Ever tried Grasovka? Zubrowka is better tho no lie.

>>16240544
I thought he jumped on the 50s vodka train

Only to an immature palette. Similar to how young children don't like vegetables. When you grow up you appreciate a good strong whiskey

>>16240156
It depends, actually. Sometimes it makes you pleasantly sleepy and friendly and like you could lazily talk about shit for days. Sometimes it dissociates the fuck out of you and you just wonder why the fuck you're hanging out with these people, they're so boring and you don't like them after all. Sometimes it just makes you do whatever it is you've always wanted to do but couldn't.
It depends a lot on who you do it with, as you might have guessed. Honestly, the same's true of all drugs.

The best example I can think of is: normally, if you spill shit all over you while cooking, you think "fuck! Everything's ruined! Argh, now I have to wash this up, and it's a huge mess, and I didn't want to have to bother with this, I just wanted to eat damnit". If you're drunk, you think "oh well, let's just take this shirt off and clean it up tomorrow, it's nothing serious and I can just wear a new shirt rn and get back to cooking". It's a genuinely good tool for putting things in perspective

>>16240156
Its good for about an hour. Short peak, then you're basically chasing the dragon trying to attain or maintain that initial onset but its never as good. You then get sleepy and if you fight past it and stay awake, you end up getting restless and struggle to fall asleep.

>>16232111
Agreed, I've always hated alcohol. I remember being a teenager and pretending to like it, I always assumed everyone was secretly the same. It all tastes like shit, I've had vodka that was OK I guess because it didn't taste like anything. Also, the high is fucking shit. I rarely ever do drugs anyways and if I would for some reason decide to get wasted why would I pick alcohol when I could weed, mdma, ketamin or w/e. Literally everything is superior to alcohol.

>>16232611
Buck: broken

>>16240156
The neurological mechanism is related to increasing BAC not the level of BAC, so you get a buzz off GETTING drunk, but then that vanishes after 20min

>>16232254
wray and nephew overproof is just petrol in a bottle

>>16233624
>Tastes like fucking wood
perhaps but would you rather lick a fresh cut pine or broken plyboard of the floor of the backroom in home depot?

>>16232111
I unironically like fireball. The taste reminds me of cinnamon buns.

Been sober a year. So I'm celebrating by getting absolutely fucking smashed. So insanely drunk that if i live through it I won't want to drink for another year. Can't wait. Promised myself I'm only going to spend about 50 bucks on the occasion. So I'm thinking maybe some mid level vodka 750ml and a sixer of some faggy IPA beer (hey I know it's gay hipster shit but it's got higher alcohol content than most and a couple of the flavors aren't bad at all) and rounding it out with some Steel Reserves just for lulz.

What Vodka should I get? 30-40 dollar range.

Just drink the cinnamon or honey variants you child.

>>16240156
Yes, but it's a delicate sweetspot
Go over it and its puke-o-clock.

>>16232111
Do people really not enjoy the flavor of whiskey? I remember being a wee lad, stealing a sip from my dad's glass while he wasn't looking, and loving it so much I swallowed the rest in a gulp. Got really sick because I was like 5, but I've loved the taste ever since.
Vodka is what I don't understand, even the best stuff just tastes like rubbing alcohol.

>>16233881
>Gasoline
>Fresh cut grass
>Bleach and other cleaning supplies
>Rain
>New tires
>Ocean
So many great smells in this world.

anyone had Edradour 10?

>>16247921
Have some sitting right next to me. Lovely stuff. Was poking around in the liquor store and the staff recommended it.

>>16232111
Buy better whisky retard. Or don't drink peated malt if you don't like it.
>>16232129
Only if you're attractive to begin with. Women don't give a shit. You'd be better off knowing wine if you're trying to pick up women.
>>16232259
Add water next time retard.
>>16232529
>Immediately take a sip of cold diet root beer and your mouth fills with smokey flavor
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>>16246811
Do you have autism by any chance?

>>16247960
the 40/43%? would you compare it any other bottles you have?