/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16223255
hush. he is british.

>>16223255
>Cheese isn't even melted
Why every beginner chef idolizes this faggot I will never know

>>16223255
It's not grilled, the cheese is cold, and it's too fucking massive, can't even really call it a melt as he failed at that

>>16223255
It's bread, cheese and ham. How can you even go wrong? ...and yet he did.

>>16223255
>Say something nice about it
What the fuck is there left to say?
That sandwich has already had more threads started by giggling faggots who think it’s funny/clever than there are words in the English language.
So in that spirit,「OP」はおかまですよ

>>16223255
He has beautiful hands. I wonder what they would look like against darker wood in the sun.

>>16223301
He used kimchi

Yes yes, he fucked up the grilled cheese but do we really have to talk about it every day?

>>16223333
1.st world white mens privilege, we have nothing else to rant about.

>>16223255
It's got potential

>>16223287
It's his bravado. He is so aggressive people think he must be the best chef on earth to be so arrogant.

>>16223342
Have you tried NOT being a whiney white guy?

Why did he put a cutting board on top of another cutting board?

>>16223328
Did he really? Grilled cheese with kimchi actually does sound pretty good.

>>16223365
kek, what the fuck

>>16223255
Ramsay you're a fucking hack, you still have a job only thanks to your shitty tv angeryman persona.

>>16223255
Sesame and cheese is usually godlike.
Now add the juicy meats, its probably good.

>>16223421
Especially with a pickled tomato onion sidedish!! YUM.

I would eat it right now Gorden! Why don't you come over Gorden. I have no Kitchen Gorden. But that does not stop me from cooking GORDOONES!

>Gordon Ramsay Grilled Cheese General #2194
The answer to every question which will be asked about the sandwich is:
>because he’s rich. Basically fuck-you rich. Even if each and every one of his restaurants went under tomorrow, he’s set for life on rerun royalties from his 2gorillion syndicated TV shows aired in various countries. As such, he gives zero fucks about some YouTube video. Of course he know the sandwich looked like shit. But he literally didn’t give enough of a fuck to tell the production crew “Right; let’s try this again, yeah?”
In fact, I’m willing to bet the fucking farm that he was even told it looks like shit; there’s no way a producer wasn’t present, and there’s no way said producer didn’t say something like “Gordon.. we aren’t going to be able to make that sandwich look any better in post. We should reshoot.”, because that’s literally a producer’s job.
But Gordon still didn’t give a fuck.

>>16223255
At least he didn't boil it.

>>16223255
It didn’t result in him getting strapped to a board and shot with arrows again and again until the front of the board is a literal solid seamless mass of arrow shafts, but it should have

I don't understand what's so hard about putting a fucking lid over the pan and a few drops of water to steam it up and melt the cheese after you toast the bread.

This shit is basic 3am fucked-out-of-your-mind-and-hungry cooking

>>16223255
>ja/ck/ makes it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHLrVfPvriI
MOGGED

>>16224311
Jack unironically outcooked Gordon in this case

>>16223255
Well, everybody fucks up occasionally. What is beyond me is why they still put the video on air - he or at least someone from his team should have realized he fucked up.

>>16223299
He is the melt

>>16225186
Reshoot wasn't an option, Gordon was in a bad mental state. Probably alcohol and cocaine, he has a known habit.

>>16225368
>alcohol and cocaine
Sure about that? Alcohol I could find believable, but he doesn't look like the typical cocaine user.
Marco-Pierre White on the other hand - you can see the drug abuse in his face from half a mile away.

>>16224303
Even one minute in a microwave would have been enough to melt the cheese before frying that in a pan

>>16223364
ywmbw

>>16223255
I mean it does look like a nice cheese sandwich, all things considered.