/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16211076
I cut up 3-4 and put them into wraps raw. Stop being a faggot bitch and eat some more. Eventually it won't hurt anymore

>>16211076
>not swallowing the chili whole
oh no no no no no no no retard

>>16211076
fibers and fats.

>>16211076
>ghost chili
>spicy
reddit moment

>>16211085
How much worse did I make it for myself?

>>16211076
whole milk yogurt enemas

>>16211091
drink some pepper-spray then, bitch

>>16211076
Put a roll of toilet paper in the freezer.
Capsaicin isn't affected by the digestive system.
You're in for quite a ride!

>>16211124
lmao
Lets all say a prayer for OPs coinslot

>>16211076
Can I have dibs on your ass the second that liquid fire needs to spew forth. I want that burn on and in my dick as you try to force it out and I push it back in

>>16211115
i literally eat carolina reapers like potato chips
im genuinely surprised anyone thinks a ghost pepper is spicy

>>16211169
Wow everyone look at the cool 15 year old

>>16211131
POST IT

>>16211076
unironically go buy some preparation H with the 150 dollars you just earned. you will thank me later.

good luck anon.

>>16211076
It's not a big deal if you're at home and you can release the carnage as needed. If you're at work and have to hold it for any length of time, or can't find a bathroom, get ready for some genuine torture.

>>16211091
>I use spicy food to prove how manly I am because I'm weak in literally every facet of my existence
who's reddit again?

>>16212250
>I had a fun bet with my friends that won't leave any permanent damage at all.
why can't you just be fucking normal?

don't post it.

>>16212250
I use spicy food to prove how manly I am because I'm a Chad in literally every facet of my existence.

>>16211076
yoghurt, fats

>>16211169
Wow u so cool wowowow

>>16211076
Probably half a Peptol Bismol tab, as >>16213889 mentioned, a yoghurt, and some nice lotion near the toilet. If you do encounter major problems it’s nice to finish a wipe session with a wipe++ with a dollop of soothing lotion. Good luck out there, faggot.

>>16211076
when you feel the molten fist of doom approaching uranus you might want to spray some WD40 up there

>>16211131
OPs coinslot will look like the federal reserve after the cataclysm

>>16211169
it's almost as if pungency is something one acclimates to with repeated exposure

>>16211093
it's a time bomb. when your stomach dissolves the chili and exposes the inner flesh, your time on this planet will come to an end. say your goodbyes while you still can.

>>16211093
Unironically you can give yourself an enema with coconut oil now. It will both lubricate and protect, it'll all slide right out and you prob won't feel the spice

>>16211076
>What can I consume to spare my asshole over the next 24-48 hours?
Dunno, I chomp down habaneros daily and don't feel anything from them besides their flavour, roasted trinidad scorpion's make for a good side. You'll get used to it. Your ass won't though. Something fibrous and absorbent like bread, rice or pasta might help.

this thread's going to bring out the most annoying faggot shitposters from /ck/, by the way. I already hate where this is going.

>>16211091
WHAT A BIG BOY. WHAT A BIG STRONK BOI. SO POWERFUL AND MANLY.