/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16192155

>>16192155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

>>16192190
>>>/k/

https://youtu.be/fTrVc9tXxEg?t=196

>>16192155
That was so gay, that you should never post again. Fag.
Not even food related. Just a furfag.

>>16192190
>implying you wouldn't.

>>16192155
>tfw furry
>fursuits are not interesting or attractive in the slightest
I literally don't understand the kinds of furries that wear costumes like this, they're just so bulky and cartoony
It isn't even about being attracted to furry characters anymore, it's like a sports mascot fetish

>>16192267
i agree but telephone is kinda cute

>>16192250
Oh I definitely would lmao, it's just a funny story because of how his dad reacted

>>16192247
they're cooking

This is why I come to /ck/ you boys have the best stuff.

>>16192614
god i wish that were me

>>16192584
What the fuck does cooking have to do with fast food?

>>16192637
I think she means recreate the result of the recipe. A recipe is just instructions.

>>16192155
Does that animal have a license to cook?

>>16192190
based dad

I came all the way from another board to say that furries should be executed.

>>16193655
Based. Me too.

>>16193655
>>16193702
What board?

>>16192155
Unironic furfag here, why is Telephone so popular? How is it different to any other furry character?

>>16192155

>>16192698
why do you wanna sit on a burger?

>>16193906
It's comfy, you should try.

>>16193906
>why do you want assburgers
Neurotypicals... I swear.

>>16193884
What's the message here? That Indian women try to poison their husbands or that they make shit coffee?

>>16192193
https://youtu.be/3IiBYJCd-Rw

>>16192614
>mfw ywn be a burger patty crushed by anukta_crush

>>16193861
>Unironic furfag
Neck urself degenerate sodomite.

>>16192614
I like 'em meaty, not skelly.

>>16192193
i wish monkey man would have obliterated cowboy and beardo

>>16194059
based gif

>>16194118

>>16192155
Worst thing ive seen in a long while
Even worse with audio

>>16192718
autist

>>16192614

>>16192193
Poor monke

>>16196794
That's not a hard shell taco. It has a proper name here in mexico but I can't remember what they are called, since they're not typical of my area.

>>16197192
>There's a different word for that in a language that we're not speaking here but I don't remember it because I'm too busy posting on an Anglo website where the primary language would consider that a hard shell taco

>>16197222
I thought you guys may find it interesting, otherwise, I wouldn't have bothered to post.

>>16197203
He had to get it on.

>>16197243
Not the other anon, i do find it somewhat interesting, did you remember the name and more importantly, is there any difference from the widely-known hard shell taco?

>>16192238
Wait, is that hip rap artist Da Baby?

>>16192155
I was expecting his suit would catch on fire.

>>16192190
I can understand that happening if he was older than ten, any younger it's just stupid kid talk.

>>16193746
All of them

>>16197203
IRL when people get shot in the head they're a lot more jerky, usually the hands come up to the chest and they sort of extend all the muscles for a split second, and there's way more blood

t. seen a lot of war footage / execution / suicide videos

>>16192614
If I were in that room, I'd beat her up for crushing that perfectly good burger with her smelly cunt ass.

>>16193861
>Unironic furfag here, why is Telephone so popular?

I looked up who that was and female was the first description that popped up.

>>16192718
Maybe she fucks up transcribing it too.

>>16197340

>>16197294
I can't remember. I have only eaten them like twice in my life. It's food from the south (I think) and I live in the north.

>>16195722
I always wondered how they prevented kids from buying alcohol and cigarettes that way.

>>16197243
>I thought you guys may find it interesting
It might've been if you actually had an answer for what you think people should be calling the food in question.

>>16192637
Staged. Copied another video.

>>16194118
cope

>>16197447
They don't really care. Parents there teach their kids to drink so they do it somewhere safe to learn the consequences. Like after funerals.

>>16193702
You should be executed too?

>>16197392
>Not eating the burger and then having her sit her smelly Cunt and ass on your face and smothering you until you pass out and jizz in your pants
100% never going to make it.

>>16194041
she made him tea dipshit

>>16194041
It's an isolated scenario, the kind you can sometimes encounter in movies and novels.

>>16197313
>his suit

Anon...

>>16192193
what the fuck is white shirt's problem

>>16197447
honor system, plus it's a high trust society so some older adult would give them guff for drinking even if they didn't know them

>>16192155
Reminder the person in this suit is almost assured to be morbidly obese

>>16192614
this bitch had one job and she couldnt sit on a burger properly
despite having ass she still half assed it
god dammit i hate famales

>>16197823
Maybe you should show us how it's done haha

>>16192220
They will never live that down will they lol

>>16198073
It's only human. You have a deer at your mercy, you take advantage. The lower half of Pan is not incidental.

>>16194749
I love that Disney is literally the ones that created the lemmings lie and they just double down on it despite knowing the film crew scared them off the cliff.

>>16198113
The lie is that they fall of cliffs, but they do actually migrate in large numbers occasionally.

>>16197250
y

>>16193884
>>16194041
He was pouring it out for a homie. Womenfolk don't understand these things.

>>16192614
she fucked it up!!!

>>16197250
NO

>>16198450
source?

>>16200763
>Not prolapsed angus

If you're gonna do joke names, commit to it.

>>16192190

Your image makes me feel funny and I don't like it. :[

>>16200794
shut up nerd

>>16198450
I'm upset she doesn't scoop out all the ingredients like the salsa and corn.
I'm more disturbed about chili without beans.

>>16193884
kek idk why but that's kind of cute

>>16198158
>but they do actually migrate in large numbers occasionally

oh so like most animals

>>16195722
ay yo nikka where da whiskey at?

>>16201660
the time period during which this was popular was when the internet began to evolve into a truly cancerous cesspit

>>16201660
the fact that these talentless faggots are single handily responsible for bacon being a meme is in itself a meme.

>>16197203
Heat

>>16195563
>salt and pepper to taste
>puts barely any on there
bad sign

>>16192193
Why do Americans act like this? God I`m so happy I never have to interact with any of you obese retards in real life.

>>16192155
>cringe edition
ftfy

>>16197447
Pretty much all the ciggy machines need you to swipe a special card that you have to apply for before they will work. DIdn`t used to be that way but is now.
Alcohol ones though don`t have any verification at all though lmao at least none that I`ve ever seen.

>>16197312
I'm glad I'm not the only one on IVshin that watches the Urban Rescue Ra-

Oh hey Kevin~

>>16197447
my dad used to send me for beer and/or cigarettes when i was a child, people back then had great trust that a child won't try to snatch a cig to smoke it or drink a can of beer. of course (((something))) may have caused things to change

>>16202627
Why do American BBQ faggots always wear those thick gloves? Daaaw you scared of your hands getting a little hot baby boo boo? Wouldn`t want a little splashy washy of hot oil on your skin now would we thats right big meany hot oil
LMAO fucking faggots I deep fry stuff naked that hot oil shit splashing all over my bare skin I don`t give a fuck honeslty there`s truly nothing more pathetic than your average America.

>>16202662
sanitary purposes

>>16202650
>that iodine bath

>>16201478
>I'm more disturbed about chili without beans.
she added fucking sweet potatoes to CHILI

>>16202603
he kinda looks like he's about to cry in this

>>16202662
ok...

>>16202704
>no sauce or additional toppings. only meat

a white American ordered this.

>>16201660
All those ingredients should only be eaten individually and in moderation.

>>16192238
Is that Ja Rule?

>>16202611
At least most of it drips off. Of course that is a waste of butter.

>>16202662
Two men make $10. One burned the shit outta his hand, the other didn't. Both made $10. One of them is more of a faggot than the other, we'll have to put on our detective hat to find out who.

>>16202662
Do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?

>>16202818
I mean the tortilla is probably pretty spicy as it is.

>>16196303
hes such a fucking poser u can tell he had a hair transplant

>>16202662
lol this

>>16202650
Is that an ostrich?

>>16202627
That looked real good until they put that bacon wrapped shit and fries in there.

>>16194749
Kinda sad that Judy Hopps was actually a jack-booted thug cop. Nick Wilde spotted a market opportunity, arbitraging the enormous large-animal popsicle vs small-animal popsicle price disparity, and he even recycled the wooden sticks in an environmentally responsible manner. For which Hopps tried to jack him up, the bitch.

>>16198158
>The lie is that they fall of cliffs
But that wasn't the meme -- the meme is that they JUMP off cliffs because they follow each other.

>>16203179
Take your meds.

>>16195722
Nigga whiskey from da hood

>>16203184
I'm serious motherfucker. Also, how is it that absolutely no one other than a few dumb bunny farmers knew that those flowers were called "night howlers" when they were openly sold everywhere in Zootopia? Was the government just totally incompetent at restricting the trade in psychoactive plants?

>>16192155
I'm scanning through this like "please catch on fire please catch on fire please catch on fire"

Why did you post this?

>>16195563
>Left the film thing on the ribs so it makes it harder to bite into them
>Hardly any seasoning
>Didn't slow cook it long enough to tenderize the meat.

>>16201359
If you want to make toast perfectly, use potato bread slices and watch it some what carefully in a toaster convection oven (and they're all like $30). Watch for when it turns slightly brown but not too much. It has a toasted outside but soft inside and is perfect for dipping in egg yolk or BLT's or whatever. If you're making French Toast then use a frying pan, like holy shit just because you solved a non-issue doesn't mean it's worth a near $300 device.

>>16202627
If you look up what's going it, this would actually make a bland sandwich. It would fill you up, but it wouldn't have much depth of flavor.

>>16203883
I'm freaking out.

>>16203883
Some poor engineers actually had to design this, and explain to a retarded "startup" "CEO" why his idea is fucking retarded but they're still doing it.

>>16203883
>>16204584
fr... i just melt butter and put it in a normal sprayer..

>>16202704
Why are the tortillas so greasy?

>>16204589
I just take butter in my mouth and spit it on the food

>>16192155
yiff in hell furfaggot

>>16205514
What a disgrace

>>16192190
My first sexual experience was watching space jam, freeze framing on Lola Bunny, then having Halo CE on a different input and pulling the trigger on the warthog gun so my control vibrated like crazy, and shoving the controller down my pants. Later that night my parents took me to see Chamber of Secrets. I already had a huge crush on Hermione. In that movie she takes polyjuice poison and turns into a half-cat witch. How the fuck was I NOT going to develop a slight fur fetish like come on dude.

>>16201660
Just because you can, doesnt mean you should.

>>16197447
beatings

>>16205634
What's this? Actually good fucking non meme recipes on MY /ck/?

>>16205751
I have hundreds, but I will make a thread with them later.

>>16202650
mehmet my son

Could someone post the curried eggs WebM? I don't have it saved and want to make it so bad, thank you in advance anon

>>16202818
that's because you add the sauces and toppings yourself

>>16206549

>>16198073
There's been multiple incidents now. The Ar/k/ansas thread was the worst. Rape, bestiality, and necrophilia all in one. I can safely say God has forsaken Arkansas.

>>16197320
stupid kid talk doesn't end till age ~14

>>16204590
probably fried in lard like a lot of mexican food, god I wish we had good mexican food here in canada.

>>16206653
Appreciate it, anon <3

>>16202650
>filename
Utmost jej

>>16197250
my worst fucking nightmare oh my god

>>16202650
I hate his face so much.

>>16205514
Is she still alive? Him I know is dead and souless

>>16205593
I looked up that scene and I gotta say hermione looked disgusting there

>>16203141
Camel

>>16193861
>>16197503
kys furcuck

>>16192155
Ahhhhh you reminded of the furry pahase I went through for a few months

>>16205593
I had the Space Jam VHS, was LANing Halo CE, and never cared for Harry Potter. You tell me weirdo.

>>16198450
WTF why is her nose redone?? It doesn't even look good ugh... Fake ass recipe done on fake ass television by a fake ass tv host. Typical fake ass boomer entertainment.

>>16208004
She could be just Basque. They're a weird nose people

>>16203618
>Left the film thing on the ribs so it makes it harder to bite into them

>>16201549
That looks good. Saved for future use.
Oh goddamnit I'll never lose weight with these threads

>>16208099
What!? All Basque have their noses redone!? WTF is this world we're living in!? God help me, give me the strength to get through this!? 'O great Lord, take this blood offering and grant me power! I shall burn the heretics! BOW BEFORE THEE O LORD! I SHALL BRING THE HEATHENS HEADS!

>>16208138
All Basque have their noses redone BY GOD.
They're all born that way :V

>>16192155
That fursuit's feet have to be real gross looking after walking in the kitchen.

>>16194799
thankfully /ck/ doesnt have audio

>>16208297
Pay all that money and then she goes and ruins it with ketchup.

>>16208364
what's with dunking the whole sandwich in soup at the end?

>>16208342
Is that Babish?

>>16202818
t. a faggot on west coast america that thinks he is mexican

>>16208364
>have to drain everything except for the bread
>still dunk the finished sandwich in mystery muck
literal incontrovertible SLOPPA

>>16208382
Not sloppa enough

>>16208350
Her timing is impeccable though

>>16208364
Do midwesterners really?

>>16208429
>>16208453

This is making me think if that Korean cartoon. T_T

>>16195722
>All other machines in pristine condition.
>Nikka Whiskey machine trashed to Hell and back.

Just wear and tear or is this a case of thats-the-joke.tar.gz

>>16208347
bros..................................

>>16195563

Remember when yee-yee cooking shit like this was everywhere because of GOT? I mean end product does look good but that presentation is concentrated cringe.

>>16208536
nikka probably from the 70's though, everything else is from at least the last ten years

>>16200667
>omg look!!! he took shit processed food and gave it a fancy high-dining presentation!!!!
yeah, we've seen it done a billion times already. this is the most reddit webm I've ever seen.

>>16204584
Nah, the engineers, who belong to an engineering company, got hired by the retard that had this idea. They're still laughing about having been paid to do this on their coffee breaks.

>>16205634
>if you just fry the chicken separately instead of actualyl having it stew, it will keep its crispy skin! btw you have to eat your stew with a knife & fork
wow, who would have thought....

>>16192238

sorry no time to watch videos with " coloreds"

>>16204584
I think about this kind of shit all the time. Think of all the people involved with bringing this product to life, from the very first designs to marketing to the website presence it probably has to the legal department of the company and patenting, the raw materials that went into the product and where they came from and who had to work their ass off to extract and process them, the people who had to ship all of those materials around the world, the infrastructure necessary for that shipping and manufacturing.

All to make a plastic gimmick product that no one will use and that will be thrown away to rot forever. Why on earth are we using the full might of our technologically advanced global society to do this?

>>16208610
Anon I don't know if you're saying that it's stupid to par-fry the chicken but if you're making any kind of stew and NOT par-cooking your meat in any way, you're making bad stew. Anyway this is more like a braised chicken IN vegetable stew, and it looks very good.

>>16192536
Well, that's one way to do it.

>>16203469
>Was the government just totally incompetent at restricting the trade in psychoactive plants?
They all are. The moral of Judy Hopps is to blindly obey your incompetent government, and never try to become a small buisness owner, since small buisness owners are just criminals stealing money from large companies.

>>16192536
fucking hell thats bad,

>>16192614
hahaha

>>16208670
There is probably a way to use this butter sprayer as a sarin gas delivery system or something

>>16208711
looks like the back part of a toilet.

>>16208735
>>16208716
>>16208711
OR you could live in the 21st century and have a dishwasher

>>16208741

>>16197817
Wrong

>>16203112
How can you tell?

>>16208336
What the fuck?

>>16208429
>>16208453
WTF is that and why does it bite this hard?

>>16208824
Wolffish

Webm unrelated

>>16208436
>"My ancestors are smiling at me , bug man. Can you say the same ?"

>>16208453
That's fucking gold

>>16205514
God, I wish that were me

>>16208297
Why does my meal taste like fish? I didn't order fish.

>>16208416
Yiffy!

>>16209190
Based but I need context

>>16209222
Talk Shit, Get Hit.

>>16209190
>>16209237
"Fast food places can't get enough staff because people are too lazy to work"

>>16209252
If you're white she'll fuck you after dinner is over I bet.

>>16209252
food looks great, where can i find this establishment?

>>16209285
日本

>>16202818
DO
AMERICANS
REALLY????????????

>>16209252
mind if i grab the whole tiddy mlady

>>16209311
>japanese women's hands are too warm
wtf I need a nippon gf

>>16192190
Dad's autistic as shit. It's absolutely normal for children to want to be an animal, or literally anything.

>>16209188
>>16209190
>>16209237
>>16209276
>>16209287
why is it always melanin-enriched individuals?

>>16209311
They don't seem to have a problem with the stereotype about "good disposition"

Dumb whores.

>>16197340
have sex

>>16200763
>im ready to settle down

>>16209862
You wouldn't think so, since poor whites don't act that badly, but it's actually socio-economic factors and therefore your fault.

>>16204590
cooked on the same grill as the meat so it's usually cooked in that rendered fat

>>16209888
>can't get laid to save his life
>"all women are whores!"
ahh the incel paradox

>>16195775
Cool

>>16197192
Tostada?

>>16208891
Wolffish enjoy warmth. You can actually pet them if they sense the warmth your hands give off

>>16192536
Do italians really?