/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16190050
cute. makes me happy and sad at the same time

>>16190050
so, is the fudge any good?

Imagine getting american measurements on your grave
What the fuck is a sq

>>16190050
Is Tombstone Pizza still a thing?

>>16190050
Wait, so was she buried with all her children too or something...?

>>16190050
Why does she want the fudge poured on the tombstone itself?

>>16190060
I'd guess a baker's chocolate bar square. The rest of the stuff is easily measured volumetrically without worry of variations like you would get with flour

>>16190063
lost of people have family plots

>>16190066
>measured volumetrically

>>16190060
do they not have squares in other countries? do you just call them "short rectangles" or something?

>>16190060
Imperial measurements are English.

>>16190078
are you ESL or something???

>>16190080
Geometric concepts don't come with axiomatic dimensions where I live

>>16190050
Haaay peepoo, and am back cookin agin

What is a sq of chocolate?

>>16190116
a square.

>>16190060
imagine using inaccurate bullshit like metric which changes based on elevation.

>>16190140
I measure all my ingredients in mols

>>16190050
do amerifats really put food recipes on their tombstones?

>>16190056
it's... to die for >:)

>>16190140
I only cook at sea level.

>>16190163
Me too.
I'm on a sea level diet.

>>16190150
Do Europeeons really have no soul?

>>16190163
because you live in a fucking shitty boat where you catch poisoned fish all day in thailand.

>>16190056
I'm actually originally from Logan. Yeah it's pretty good. It's weird to think about but Mormons make great fudge. They are fucking crazy about candy and shit. I'm pretty sure I read that Utah adults buy way more candy than adults in other states.
They can't have anything else good or fun so they are fixated by sugar

>>16190050
>2 SQ. CHOCOLATE
SQ.?
Like, a square?
How much is a square?

>>16190050
Kay, I'm going to make you fudge recipe later on today.

>>16190050
>Kay
its not our Kay is it?

>>16190281
1 square is an ounce. I know, I thought 60grams of chocolate for this recipe wasn't much but then I remembered that its just for flavour

>>16190281
it means a squared lightyear of chocolate

>>16190300
Anon, we didn't know how to tell you...

>>16190281
what do you mean "how much" just break a square off you sperg

>>16190448
Those are obviously rectangular

>>16190468
It's a culinary square, not a mathematical square.

>>16190311
>hhhhhaaaaalllllo peeepul it's me making fudge wi' my NEET lad and dog/ lover ziggy again

>>16190221
goes to show humans are compelled by vices no matter what

>>16190173
You sea level, you eat it?

what does she mean by beat to eat?

I have made her fudge, let's see how well it sets

>>16190625
I'm sad I never got to taste the fudge her body made naturally :(

>>16190663
You should have put out a Craigslist ad :(

>>16190050
Which SQ do I add?

>>16190678
This one

>>16190621
Some people like their fudge runny anon.

that's an african american public housing complex across the street

>>16190625
let me know, thinking about making it myself.

>>16190050
>wherever she goes there's laughter
ouch

>>16190050
isn't that the Nordstrom's cookie recipe?

>>16190795
The taste is really good, smooth and milky. Its still setting though

>>16190765
they will probably steal the recipe

>>16190140
Do imperial measurements not?

>>16190151

>>16190050
Sometimes it’s difficult to dislike Mormons

I moved overseas to teach English while my mother was recovering from chemotherapy.
She got sick, and I got home a few days before she passed.
She was known in the community for her cookie recipe, and I taught at an agricultural school where 1/3rd of the students were focused on cooking.
I was able to teach them my mom's recipe. I'd like to think some of them might use it in the future.

>>16191044
too bad it wasn't you that passed faggot

>>16191044
This is sweet. You are lucky to have had a good mom who loved you
>>16191051
It’s a shame you didn’t have a good mom who loved you

>>16191051
Don't you worry buddy, I'll die someday too but hopefully my mom's recipe will endure.

>>16191067
I do and she's still alive unlike your pathetic dying one.

>>16191044
Lmao I threw up in my mouth a little, then I realized the initial list of ingredients wasn't complete and that there was in fact flour in it.

I thought your mom just baked crisco and sugar.

>>16191044
>1 box of light brown sugar
It wasn't the cancer that killed her.

>>16191086
>Lmao I threw up in my mouth a little
Post budding trans tits.

>>16191110

>>16191102
I don't know the yield for her recipe specifically, but when it was cookie time she cranked both ovens and churned them out. She always made multiple batches at once.

>>16191110
Why faggot? You couldn't handle my boipussy anyway.

>>16190963
Nope. Writ as law regardless of elevation, location, or situation.

>>16190616
lel

>>16191110
Fuck you randy

>>16190221
it's a vice they can have. I had a older Mormon doctor that worked for me selling medical software. He made crazy dark chocolate with gooey honey ... in bars, and it was fucking amazing. I don't know how he got it to stabilize. We'd travel sometimes for work and as soon as we'd hit a restaurant he'd have a chocolate cake to eat before the first course.

Was a really cool guy, just weird about chocolate. I mean ... crazy about it. And very Mormon.

>>16192119

Lol no caffeine, so he got a theobromine addiction.. what a religion

>>16192137
Yeah I pointed this out a few times and it was literally like he didn't hear me. Like I had said nothing in passing. No lip movement or sound vibration. It never happened.

I'm not exaggerating either he would have a chocolate cake brought out before ordering dinner. Did it every time.

>>16190625
I want to make based dead lady recipes too. I feel like I need to get a marble slab to do it justice though.

>>16190050
>POUR ON MARBLE SLAB

>>16192186
Yes. You can buy them on amazon.

>>16192213

>>16190050
2 sq (squares? what the fuck is that. every brand of chocolate has different amounts per "square." we need actual weight or volume measurements Kay) of chocolate, i assume unsweetened because there are THREE CUPS OF SUGAR in this fucking thing.

2 tablespoons butter

1 cup of milk

and then THREE FUCKING CUPS of sugar? THIS ISN'T FUDGE THIS IS SUGAR WITH SOME CHOCOLATE FLAVOR

>>16192213
why couldn't she have gotten a marble tombstone to make it easier for us

>>16190151
Underrated post

>>16190060
Its so the invaders don't learn our secrets.

>>16192246
You don't have to eat the whole thing in one sitting

>>16190678
Your head,ya fukin dingus

>>16190765
I assure you that there are no African-Americans in Logan, UT.

>>16190448
>2 little squares
>3 cups of sugar

>>16192404
choccy squares a huge you dumb frogposter. it's baking chocolate, not a hersheys bar.

>>16190060
sq = Squirrel. In the United States, chocolate is always measured in Squirrels. One squirrel is about 400 grams.

>>16190625
You gonna post a follow up?

>>16190050
This is how a woman should be. Even in death, she is still in the kitchen.

>>16192151
You have a way with words. A good way.

>>16192321
you missed the point. it's not about how much there is or how unhealthy it is. it's about the proportion of sugar to all other ingredients. that "fudge" is like 90% sugar and 10% everything else. it's a bad recipe. there's no point.

bump

>>16190050
This is super sweet. Even in death, she gives back to her community, rip to a real one

>>16190151
xDDD

>>16190060
>mfw Americans call Spangles And Twangles Four Times the Angles "squares"

Anybody try it?

This is nice, but that recipe is horrifying

Also anon your mom's cookie recipe looks bad too. Sweet that you loved her though.

American fudge is so weird to me. It's really just slightly chocolate flavored white sugar.

>>16190060
>this nigga doesnt know SQ means squirrels

ngmi

>>16190151

>>16194062
This recipe is specifically just choco-flavored sugar and it's honestly gross. All it needs is marshmallow fluff

We have some decent local confectioners over here in various regions but not on a national level and definitely not in Utah.

>>16191110
fuck off randy

>>16191127
dude, an entire box of brown sugar is insanity. this doesnt make a huge batch, it's only 2 fucking eggs for christsakes. something went wrong with writing this recipe because a box of brown sugar is overkill

Why do you guys find fudge so hard? I thought you invented it.

>cook sugar
>add vanilla-infused heavy cream
>add salt
>no put the chocolate down you fuck
wa la

>>16193182
>>16190050
when she heard the phrase "took the recipe to her grave", she took it literally.

god bless this woman

>>16190050
Song very related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIBp4CHKYA
>>16190625
Based

What does it mean to let cool and then beat?

>>16190765
It's just a dorm. The main cemetery in Logan is basically inside the college campus

>>16192151
I absolutely believe it. Yeah they've justified very specific lines of what is and isn't Mormon kosher (which is hilarious when your consider how much ephedrine tea they used to drink).

>>16190110
this was my thought as well

>>16190151

>>16191080
she's either disappointed in your pathetic life, or doesn't know just how pathetic your life is. Probably best to keep lying to her

>>16190050
Based

>>16190050
Sounds good but I am Euro dog, what is:

SQ?
TBS is it tablespoons? 15,l?
CUP i guess its a cup but how many milliliters?
PINCH is it 1ml?

???

>>16195487
look it up dumpass

Is that supposed to say square foot?

fudge is horrendous redneck "food"

logan is the best dairy town. get some fuckin curds and root beer milk and cruise the valley

>>16190064
she wanted you to make it right there so you can leave some for her as well

>>16190151

>>16192569
>>16190795
Follow up: I followed the recipe and cooked it to "softball" but it didntbset. Maybe the type of chocolate I used wasnt american chocolate? It made a good ice cream sauce

>>16190080
We have them in Australia, but they're two dimensional and of non-constant size here.

>>16190151

>>16190050
that looks like a pretty fancy headstone

>>16190151

>>16197445
baker's chocolate is a standard american thing, what chocolate did you use?

>>16197677
Cadbury baking chocolate.

>>16190151
Hehe

>>16197661
How’d that arsehole die? Rockslide?

>>16190078
>uses a fucking scale whilst cooking

>>16195487
A square of baking chocolate is probably around 80 grammes. A tablespoon is 15ml. A cup is about 250ml. A pinch is about 2 grammes.

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>>16195332
>they've justified very specific lines of what is and isn't Mormon kosher
Doctrines and Covenants states "Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly;

13 And it is pleasing unto me that they should not be used, only in times of winter, or of cold, or famine."

Yet vegetarian mormons are exceedingly rare, they're all very meat-and-potatoes. They also are supposed to do OMAD on the first Sunday of the month (fucking nothing!) and complain endlessly about that 'fasting'.

>>16190151

>>16190151
Agent 47?

>>16190050
If she had part in this, I like her. Shame shes gone

>>16192182
just use her headstone

>>16190050
NO! MY GIRL DIED?! Fuck, she was the absolute worst cook and she just did not give a single fuck. See ya in space, cowboy.

>>16191044
>>16191076
I will attempt this recipe one day.

>>16201991
Don't bother

>>16190151

>>16201991
That's cool of you. It's a solid recipe.
>>16202771
Don't be a dick dude.

>>16190050
>nice Mormon girl
>aircrew paints her naked on the nose of their bomber
>husband demands they paint over it with a bathing suit
how'd they know what she looked like naked if he wasn't showing them photos, hmmmm?

>>16190050

>>16190151
devilish

>>16203224
How about my fudge recipe you cock sucker?

>>16190050
>3 cups sugar

>>16190088
lol

>>16203248
It's fudge, you retard. How else are you going to make it?

Take out the sugar from fudge and you've just got a chocolate and dairy slurry.

>>16190151
/thread

>>16190050
Kay's Beat & Eat

>>16204397
this

>>16190151
CARRRRLOSSS

>>16190616
That was the joke, yes.

>>16191044
>>16191076
Condolences anon :-( She's probably smiling down on you. But when you see her again she might give you a smack for giving away her recipes. Thanks for the wholesome posts.

>>16200995
I just saw a video with his quotes lol

>>16205686
Oh, she shared it freely. I'm sure she loved when people asked.

:^(

>>16206058
:0

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>>16206058
>>16206852
Why aren't emoticons working?

>>16192608
>you missed the point. it's not about how much there is or how unhealthy it is. it's about the proportion of sugar to all other ingredients. that "fudge" is like 90% sugar and 10% everything else. it's a bad recipe. there's no point.

What did you expect there to be in fudge? It IS a candy made of pretty much just sugar and milk.

>>16207437
Better not let him know about toffee.

>>16192531
Kek

>>16190060
Sq means squirrels, I thought everyone knew that...

>>16190805
lol

>>16191044
Hey fellow JET teacher, which city were you in?

>>16207932
Shizuoka. I miss it dearly.
You?

>>16194063
Its squarts.

>>16207754

>>16190151
SOUL

>>16190151
god damnit carlos

>>16190050
Cute. Thank you Kay.

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>>16192119
>>16192137
>>16192151
Chocolate has caffeine though doesn't it?

>>16190663
Lmao!

>>16208718
Does it?

>>16190151

>>16191135
Daily reminder imperial is based on metric

>>16208718
No it doesn't, it contains a chemical like caffeine called theobromine, but this won't give you a caffeine rush

>1 box of
>1 stick of
>1 cup of
>1 fucking Wisconsin finger of

Actual retards

>>16209713
>>16209919
Per the USDA a one ounce serving of dark chocolate contains 12mg of caffeine and a 1.55oz serving of milk chocolate contains 9mg of it. Higher theobromine levels, but chocolate does contain caffeine.