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What was your reaction when you found out America officially makes the world’s best cheese

>> No.16188704

>>16188654
Since I live in Oregon I'm not surprised. They make good cheese here. I think we just don't have the marketing that Wisconsin or California has.

California are a bunch of assholes. They market their cheese here in Oregon like they're talking shit to us. The ad campaigns say stuff like "Here in California it doesn't rain much which makes cows happy. Good cheese comes from happy cows!" The dairy producing part of Oregon is famous for how often it rains. California are assholes

>> No.16188706

>>16188654
holy fuck I retract everything I ever said about American cuisine being disgusting, this clearly disproves everything. Also my claims that the US is a cultural wasteland; this too can no longer be true.
I'm a USA missile now.

>> No.16188710

>>16188654
>oregon
dropped

>> No.16188713

>>16188704
They have that campaign everywhere it was a jab at wisconsin

>> No.16188728

>>16188704
Waaaaaaas California boooooo hoooooo
Shut up you Antifa faggot go burn down Portland again

>> No.16188747

>>16188728
Everyone here in Oregon hates Portland, too. Portland is full of non-natives especially white faggots from California who moved north to escape the Mexicans.

>> No.16188761

>>16188706
STAY COPE
NIGGAS SEETHIN'
THEY GONE SHITPOST
GONNA FISH (YOU)'S MEMEIN

OOOOH

>> No.16188776

>>16188728
You realize non-boomers with California plates get guns waved on them to move along when they stumble the backroads of every western state because theyre such hated leftist faggots not welcome there right? Oregon niggers are mostly based when not from Portland. What the fuck are you even talking about dude

>> No.16188781

>>16188654
Yo fuck the west coast. Bunch of hippy butt fucking faggots. Take your cum cheese and eat a dick

>> No.16188785

>>16188654
based americans, is there anything they cant do?

>> No.16188790

>>16188704
imagine living in the shithole that is oregon

>> No.16188793

>>16188781
You know what fuck the flyovers and fuck the south too.

>> No.16188811

>>16188654
With the sheer sarariman autism that goes into Oregon and Washington beer, I'm surprised it took so long.

>> No.16188814

>>16188790
It's pretty nice, except for Portland. Used to be nicer, though.

>> No.16188829

>>16188785
Find a toilet in Walmart?

>> No.16188838

>>16188829
You have to return to Reddit

>> No.16188847

>>16188838
You have to find a new meme

>> No.16188849

>>16188847
>He says while reposting a Indian's redd/int/ """meme""" from 4 years ago

>> No.16189032

>>16188849
You are bloody mocking me, sir? Come to Hyderabad and say to my face, bloody.

>> No.16189040

>>16188654
proud

>> No.16189062

>>16188654
The overall quality and variety of cheese products and other foods is more important to most of the people than one product that has won something in a subjective tasting competition.

>> No.16189067

>>16189062
>The overall quality and variety of cheese products and other foods
So America still wins
Of course you're going to go into "muh kraft singles" like that's what most people have

>> No.16189087
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16189087

This means that Americans no longer have an excuse to eat bad """cheese"""

>> No.16189092

>>16189087
squeezee cheese and sliced cheese product will always have a place - even if that place is usually the garbage

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>>16189092
But anon, you are not garbage You deserve better things

>> No.16189140

>>16188761
lmfao

>> No.16189179

>>16188776
You aren't wrong. Every time I see California plates in my state I fantasize about them running off the road

>> No.16189185

>>16188728
In what fucking universe do you see people hating California and the first thing you think is antifa

>> No.16189186

>>16189185
California

>> No.16189286

>>16189097
That's kind of you to say

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>>16189286
It's the truth; Stop eating shit """cheese"""

>> No.16189784

>>16188654
I got try this cheese. It was extremely good. Super smooth taste for a blue cheese with loads of complexity and really delicious flavors.

>> No.16189802

>>16189734
People in the US have tons of options other than kraft and people hardly talk about it. It exists and some people like it for burgers or grilled cheese sandwiches and that's it. It really isn't a staple by any means and most people enjoy actual cheeses no matter what your uninformed opinion is

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>>16189802
>burgers or grilled cheese sandwiches
like clockwork

>> No.16189880

>>16189864
The absolute irony

>> No.16189883

>>16189864
how dare a member of some culture eats food created by its culture.

Kill yourself (but try a good "gourmet" burger before you do it.)

>> No.16189886

>>16189880
>>16189883
Stop replying to the zero-effort bait, retards.

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16189895

>>16189880
>>16189883
I see that the American """Cheese""" Defense Force was late this time

>>16189886
> zero-effort
I spend TWO whole minutes making these images
Apologize

>> No.16189905

>>16188654
On specific standards, the US will probably win out on basically any metric. However, on general standards it'll never compare to universal standards of most countries (wine, cheese, healthcare, etc).

>> No.16189916

>>16188654
Were the judges American?

>> No.16189922

>>16188785
Win their little wars.

>> No.16189929

>>16189880
It's not irony. It's true, and you know it.

>> No.16189944

>>16189922
Americans haven't been in w war since WW2, which they decisively won.

>> No.16189981

>>16189944
>w war?
I said little war. Korean, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, ISIS. All failed.

>> No.16189987

>>16188704
True. I avoid buying anything from California if at all possible. I’ve yet to have anything from there that was better than mediocre, especially wine.

>> No.16190037

>>16189981
None of those were wars

>> No.16190055

>>16190037
So history is a lie? Don't be such a twat.

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>>16188793
Based and New England pilled

>> No.16190068

>>16190037
>it’s only a war if America wins

>> No.16190094

>>16190055
>>16190068
America last declared war was against Bulgaria, Romania, and Hungary in 1942. Korea was a "targeted action." Vietnam was a "Systematic campaign." Afghanistan and Iraq were "sustained counter-terrorism strategy."
Congress, which is the only governing body that is able to legally declare war never did in the conflicts you mentioned.

>> No.16190098

>>16188706
Seething this hard that we do everything better

>> No.16190100

>>16190055
>So history is a lie?
Yes? Don't tell me you believe what some jew with agenda wrote down

>> No.16190101

>>16190094
What a petty excuse

>> No.16190105

>>16190094
So none of these wars existed? Have you told historians and all search engines? Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

>> No.16190111

>>16190100
So Jew slavery didn't exist? Go out and tell all the black people. How did they get there again?

>> No.16190115

>>16190111
Americans learned to make good cheese and now they are denying Vietnam

>> No.16190117

>>16190101
Maybe, but it's true.
>>16190105
They exist, and we failed in our objectives in each conflict, but they weren't wars.

>> No.16190133

>>16190117
Look up Korean war, Vietnam war, etc. Denying you are war mongers is futile. History proves that.

>> No.16190137

>>16190117
>It’s not a war because I get to define it in my legal system. Checkmate, Yuros!
How about we define War under common law?

>> No.16190142

>>16190115
>good cheese
judged by Americans.

>> No.16190147

>>16190142
>not a single non-American was good enough to be a judge.
USA USA USA USA

>> No.16190153

>>16190147
So sad. It's like you're not even trying.

>> No.16190159

>>16190153
Learn to have a laugh, fag

>> No.16190164
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>>16190037
How don’t they fit the definition of a war?

>> No.16190166
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>>16189981
Yet we have won the global war of economics and culture.

>> No.16190167

>>16190153
Great judges. The best judges. The judges in Europe? Sad! I not only handpicked these beautiful judges, I fathered two of them immediately after I invented cheese. Liberals and Democrats may disagree, but these are of the best cheese judges in America, and therefore the world!

>> No.16190169

>>16190147
Go back.

>> No.16190171

>>16188654
Oregon makes great cheese, but Ireland makes the world's best, period.

>> No.16190172

>>16189981
You forgot the most important one, the Cold War.

>> No.16190179

>>16190166
>economics?
How much debt?
>culture?
USA has no culture.

>> No.16190180

>>16190169
You’re the butthurt Reddïtor getting trolled by easy bait in a fucking cheese thread.

>> No.16190181

>>16189802
I don't care what anyone says, Kraft singles are the best cheese for a burger.

>> No.16190184

>>16190166
Ummm, no. According to >>16190094 it’s only war if Congress says so

>> No.16190186

>>16190172
Who dropped bombs?

>> No.16190191

>>16190179
Debt dosent matter when you control the global banks brainlet

>no culture

Yet we still win, because in the long run we’ll force open borders on you and the only culture you’ll have is the global monoculture which we dominate.

Yes, this is a threat. We will eradicate your culture and replace it.

>> No.16190193

>>16190180
Found you out. So easy.

>> No.16190203

>>16190191
How much money do you owe China? Be truthful.

>> No.16190207

>>16190191
There's no culture in the USA to replace. Thicko.

>> No.16190209

>>16190191
>people moving around is a threat to your culture! trust me i told you!
Lol

>> No.16190249

From blue "cheese" to failed wars to illegal Mexican immigrants. Wow.

>> No.16190298

>>16190209
>multiculturalism doesn't equal the death of all cultures

You are literally the stupidest person in this thread, by a long shot.

>> No.16190315

>>16190298
You need to learn more after you go back.

>> No.16190328

>>16190298
How much Mexican food in the USA?

>> No.16190333

>>16190298
Kosher salt in every cooking program?

>> No.16190531

I call bullshit, the best cheece will ways be southern European, especially Italian or French cheece. Yankees put vegetable oil, and is pastrisezed milk

>> No.16190549

>>16188654
i had no reaction since its decided by a panel of literally who reddit cheesefags and becasue there is probably at least one style of cheese every year that is produced in america and named worlds best so its not even interesting news

>> No.16190567

>>16188654
It's like when they gave black panther a nomination for best picture, you know it's not actually worthy but Disney pays the bills and you got to give them something every now and then or they kick off
They won't get another win for years

>> No.16190573

>>16188829
kek

>> No.16190581

>>16190531
don't forget unnecessary artificial chemicals

>> No.16190593

>>16190531
>oregon
>yankees
why is everyone outside of america so stupid?

>> No.16190623

>>16190593
>>oregon
>>yankees
>why is everyone outside of america so stupid?
Outside of the US 'yankee' or 'yank' or more commonly 'septic tank' just refers to Americans in general
Why is everyone inside of America so stupid?

>> No.16190628

>>16190623
>pastrisezed

>> No.16190632

>>16190593
Mountain liberal coastal niggers, same shit. American food is complete shit and low quality

>> No.16190650

>>16190628
>pastrisezed
Are you okay?

>> No.16190660

>>16190650
idiot.

>> No.16190675

>>16190660
Dyslexic retard

>> No.16190677

>>16188654
Yanks are always, ALWAYS so desperate for approval.

>> No.16190681

>>16190675
>>16190531
>idiot.

>> No.16190683

>>16189929
Clearly you lack the awareness to see the irony

>> No.16190685

>>16190677
It comes from the insecurity about their complete lack of culture and history, so now they cling to occasional consolidation prizes like this one.
Guarantee they won't win again for years till American cheese autists start getting suicidal again

>> No.16190686

>>16188654
>named world's best
by whom?

>> No.16190688

>>16188654
It's not Stilton so no.

>> No.16190692

>>16190681
Yea you replied with
>pastrisezed
to the wrong post retard, that wasn't me

>> No.16190698

>>16190686
A panel of mostly American redditors/'cheese-lovers'

>> No.16190699

>>16190692
I was illustrating my point that everyone outside of America is dumb and you've done a fantastic job proving my point even further.

>> No.16190709

>>16190685
There's hundreds of different awards for food and wine etc, that's why you see so many products with 'best wine 2020' on the label or whatever so it's not really impressive. You're right though, any chance they get, it's straight out with the gloating. Embarrassing

>> No.16190715

>>16190699
An obviously esl idiot spells some words wrong and you get all self-righteous about the misuse of 'yankee', not realising that all other English speaking countries use it to refer to Americans in general, again highlighting the ignorance and insular mindset of Americans, with little to no cultural awareness of anything outside their borders

>> No.16190720

>>16190715
>uses an american website
>can read, understand just fine
>cant write properly
yep, an idiot outside of america. what else is new?

>> No.16190727

>>16190720
Can you read and write fluidly in any other language besides English? I very much doubt it, and it's not even your own language.

>> No.16190732

>>16190727
>Can you read and write fluidly in any other language besides English?
yes, French. but then again I also dont visit French websites (where they would surely make fun of me since eurofaggots are even more critical of Americans than Americans are of them, and lack the self awareness to see this themselves) and make a fool of myself.

>> No.16190737

>>16190531
Their cheese is actually plastic

>> No.16190738

also you meant fluently you stupid faggot

>> No.16190749

>>16190727
>fluidly

>> No.16190753

>>16190732
I just found it funny that your angry self-righteous post was ironically completely wrong itself, due to your lack of awareness of all other English speaking countries use of the term yankee
Theres no need to get so upset

>> No.16190760

>>16190738
>>16190749
>fluidly
>In a way that flows easily.

>> No.16190768

>>16190760
fluent and fluid are not synonymous when relating to language lmao learn your own language.

>> No.16190777

>>16190753
they use the term yankee out of ignorance and actually believing that yankee means american, not because they decided to start calling all americans yankees.

so now you know you use the term wrong. whats wrong with learning? you dont like learning things from the big dumb fat americans? get a grip loser.

>> No.16190785

>>16190768
>relating
referring* retard

>> No.16190789

>>16188728
I'm in Cali and being stuck with these brain dead repainted nazis has drilled a deep disdain for the left into me. Mainly leftist extremists but the idea of 'the left' is somewhat off putting now.

>> No.16190792

>>16190777
Words change meaning depending on which nation you're in and even which group of people. In all English speaking countries besides the US yankee and yank refers to Americans, so if we're going by prevalence it's you that uses it incorrectly, but of course that's not how language works.

>> No.16190800

>>16190328
Lots, actually.

>> No.16190801

>>16190777
>they use the term yankee out of ignorance and actually believing that yankee means american, not because they decided to start calling all americans yankees.
Also you've obviously just pulled this out of your arse
>reddit spacing
Just go back

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>>16190785
nope, relating is correct here. idiot.
>so if we're going by prevalence it's you that uses it incorrectly, but of course that's not how language works.
exactly, thats not how it works. so admit you are incorrect.
>>16190801
>pulled this out of your arse
nope, havent. there wasnt some big convention where people decided to start calling all americans yankees. they literally just thought, in their ignorance, that yankee meant american.

kys yourself

>> No.16190825

>>16190792
why cant you just admit you didnt actually know what a yankee is and that youre just as guilty of being ignorant of other cultures as you like to say the big bad american bullies are?

>> No.16190834

>>16190806
>they literally just thought, in their ignorance, that yankee meant american.
Thats how language forms, it's organic. Same reason why when enough Americans mispronounce or misspell English words for long enough it becomes accepted as 'American English'

>> No.16190838

>>16188654
hey man that's great and all, i'd genuinely love to try it but americans in general can still tongue my anus

>> No.16190846

>>16190825
I know what yankee means in both contexts, but as a Brit when I say yankee I mean it as Americans in general. I'm not claiming either is 'correct'. They're both correct in different contexts
This inability to comprehend nuance and complex concepts seems to be a running theme with yanks in my experience

>> No.16190855

>>16190846
>I know what yankee means in both contexts
you do now lol

>> No.16190869

>>16190855
No I already knew, whereas you clearly were unaware of the meaning of yankee in all other English speaking countries:
UK
Australia
New Zealand
Canada
South Africa
Ireland
Classic insular, ignorant American projection as usual
Sorry me calling you out made you so butthurt

>> No.16190871

>>16190869
>No I already knew
lol ok
Classic "educated british man" projection as usual

>> No.16190880

ITT: Yanks get destroyed yet again

>> No.16190899

>>16190869
>UK
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Canada
>South Africa
>Ireland
i bet you didnt know in america we have a word for all of these which is similar to yankee, we call them "faggots" lmao

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16190912

Auslad here, i love the PNW. beautiful forests, mountains and lakes. My last 2 ex's were Oregonians and they were great, too.

based state.

>> No.16190925

>>16189916
>>16190142
>>16190153
>>16190167
The contest took place in Italy you actual brainlets
It was mostly European judges
https://gff.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/WCA-19-Trophies.pdf

>> No.16190933

>>16190677
>>16190685
>>16190709
Your continent is the real life We Wuz Kangz. You cling onto prior history you had no part of and try to yelp at everyone above you for attention
You are not relevant and never will be again

>> No.16190959

>>16190912
>My last 2 ex's were Oregonians
how did you deal with the leg hair and "natural" deodorant?

>> No.16190976

>>16190912
If your ex's were "great" that means you got dumped. Not going to listen to a loser that got dumped by Oregon bitches

>> No.16190984

>>16190976
I left and ghosted them both because I get sick of affection and sex. dilate, seethe and cope

>> No.16190999

>ruraltards seething about the cities who provide literally everything for them
Unironically every red voting farmer should be shot and replaced with some hippie, we’d get better tasting food and the countryside would actually be worth living in. The only reason people go to the country is to see its natural beauty, almost universally they despise the degenerate, trogs who squat there

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>I left and ghosted them both because I get sick of affection and sex. dilate, seethe and cope

>> No.16191031

>>16190933
What a stupid statement, fat cunt

>> No.16191041

>>16190984
lol why do you make things up on the internet like this?

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>>16191031
>What a stupid statement, fat cunt

>> No.16191055

>>16190899
>which is similar to yankee, we call them "faggots" lmao
Glad to see you understand how yankee is used by non-mutts

>> No.16191065

>>16190933
>Your continent is the real life We Wuz Kangz
No, american 'We Wuz Kangz' are the real life 'We Wuz Kangz', hence the origin of the meme

>> No.16191073

>>16191049
that guy is American

>> No.16191121

>>16190912
This guy is American.

>> No.16191138

why are the euros so angry in this thread? It's just cheese, guys, I'm sure you are good at something! :^)

>> No.16191154

>>16191138
They have a right to be offended. It's stupid to claim something is 'the best' of the whole world when the world wasn't put to the test. Some arbitrary panel of 'experts' makes this declaration based on...what?

>> No.16191174

>>16190133
>>16190137
Seething

>> No.16191188

>>16191138
>why are the euros so angry in this thread?
Are you reading the same thread as everyone else? All I see is seething amerisharts unable to handle banter as usual

>> No.16191192

>>16190207
Then why do you retards flood Disney Paris go ahead look it up it’s the most visited tourist destination in Europe >>16190623
>>16190685

>> No.16191203

>>16190133
>They exist, and we failed in our objectives in each conflict, but they weren't wars.
Americans and their delusion everyone. History's #1 losers. They just can't stop losing!

>> No.16191210

>>16191192
Because what little 'culture' the US has (just consumerism) has spread like a cancer and is most widely adopted by children and the retard lower class hence why they flock to Disneyland

>> No.16191215

>>16188654
cheese is filled with mamilian estrogen, no thanks

>> No.16191222

>>16191188
>eurofags dont understand american banter
>think its seething
a tale as old as time

>> No.16191225

>>16190789
>the virgin centerist
As a chad extremist, the extreme left is the only part of the left I genuinely have any respect for, the rest of those mother fuckers who thoughtlessly take their shlong are the real problem. along with any other political movement. Think of it like a disease vector. it's because of the middle people that our groups can even intersect and violence can happen to begin with. Theyre like a resource you have to control to survive, but instead of their special trait being shinyness or explosive fire, it's the blind stupidity to sell your children's future to finance some shit you don't need.

>> No.16191233

>>16190925
Italy is a beautiful country, the best country. It's as American as apple pie and twice as warm. Ever since Italy became an American territory, it's been doing great things, truly great things.

>> No.16191243

>>16191222
>We were just pretending to be retarded and cripplingly insecure I swear!!

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>>16189895
American cheese is just an emulsified water cheese mixture anon. You can make it out of any cheese you can process in order to make emulsifiable (so very hard cheese like parmesan would be harder without better and better equipment).

Just teach qt shota anon to make his own american cheese out of real cheese ends you have lying around.

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>>16191222
American banter = being an absolute seething, sharting retard.

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>>16191041
retard
>>16191121
nah

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>>16188829
Guys...I think i found out why american meat is so cheap...

>> No.16191266

>>16191073
It always makes me laugh when people try to play off these images like they aren't jews. just look at the schnozes, that's you incel.
>oy vei thats antisemitic.
oh s-sorry mr shekelstein, I'll come up with a new reaction image, you can still pay me for those two posts right sirs?

then they take him outside to the street and make him shit in a toilet, this kills the indian.

>> No.16191292

>>16191266
time to take your meds anon

>> No.16191295

>>16191243
>>16191249
perfect example is >>16190593 which is CLEARLY banter and instantly you fags start frothing at the mouth lol

>> No.16191303

>>16191262
>>16188654
Was this the secret ingredient in Amerishart cheese?

>> No.16191314

>>16191295
>which is CLEARLY banter and instantly you fags start frothing at the mouth lol
lmao the banter that the amerishart then went on a huge chimpout over trying to justify it
cope mutt

>> No.16191323
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16191323

>>16191303
pic related

>> No.16191333

>>16188728
You’re right, Oregon is a terrible place. Never ever come here and tell everyone how bad it is, please

>> No.16191336

>>16191314
>chimpout
nope that was the brit lmao

>> No.16191348

>>16191333
yep. I walk outside and I have to get my Privilege Pass checked (i'm gay btw) and depending on who's manning the Equality Guard posts I have to do thirty minutes of mandatory sensitivity training before I can continue up the road.

It's horrible.

>> No.16191350

>>16191336
nah the mutt came out looking like an uneducated retard on that one as usual
I'm gonna guess that mutt is you, still seething

>> No.16191356

>>16191350
kek ok nigel it was actually all fun and games until some oxbridge larper started posting walls of text about language lmao

>> No.16191370

the irony of "banter" is that the brits are actually the worst at identifying and receiving it. its why theyre constantly bottling each other at the pub. they think everything is a genuine attack on their character.

>> No.16191378

>>16191356
euros don't know how to stop being pseuds

>> No.16191384

>>16189981
In all of those America has achieved their primary objectives. None of them were really meant to be "won" by 19th/early-mid 20th century standards.

>> No.16191394

>>16188704
oregon is a literal desert hellscape with a tiny patch of hospitable rainforest that's unfortunately full of portland

>> No.16191397

>>16191292

>> No.16191405

>>16191210
Those children will grow up into adults that still consume American culture (media).

>> No.16191410

>>16190164
None of them were action between two nations or two factions in one nation. They were conflicts between a nation and groups within another. By your own definition they were not wars retard.

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>>16190065
basado

>> No.16191429

>>16190203
1.1 trillion which is only 5% of our GDP. As much as the anti-America media wants you to think that matters at all it really doesn't.

>> No.16191438

>>16191356
>oxbridge larper started posting walls of text about language lmao
>posted a couple sentences of common sense
amerishart education strikes again

>> No.16191441

>>16191405
exactly, its a cultural virus

>> No.16191470

>>16191031
The epitome of euro banter

>> No.16191479

>>16190899
Based

>> No.16191542

>>16191479
samefagging again

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>>16191542
incorrect

>> No.16191588

imagine STILL seething because an american made a little joke about how everyone in europe is a stupid faggot. calm down you stupid faggot.

>> No.16191649

>>16191588
this but for you still coping

>> No.16192379

>>16188747
The PNW would be so based if we could just nuke the Seattle and Portland metro areas

>> No.16192391

America wins almost every one of these contests but I'm guessing it has to do with who actually enters the contests to some extent.

>> No.16192402

>>16192379
>rural fags detected

>> No.16192483

>>16188704
I like visiting family in Oregon but fully 70% of the state population thinks shitting on CA and sucking themselves off for living in Oregon is a personality.

The taxes are a bit different but otherwise it's hardly any change. The cities are the cities and the rural areas and wilderness not dramatically changed. Don't have to pump your own gas I guess.

>> No.16192521

>>16192483
>but fully 70% of the state population thinks shitting on CA and sucking themselves off for living in Oregon is a personality.

Oregonian here, that IS a personality and state identity and don't you FORGET IT

>> No.16192702

>>16188654
Looks good, I'd put it on pizza with bourbon sauce and roasted chicken thigh.

>> No.16192790

Ok but where can I order it? And how much would shipping to EU cost

>> No.16193530

>>16192521
oregon has no state identity outside of portland

>> No.16193544

>>16192790
I’m sorry sir we just complain, cope, and insult each other here.

>> No.16193572

>>16190737
Emulsified cheese isn't plastic

>> No.16193574

>>16188654
I can believe some hipster faggots in America can make a decent artisan cheese.

Nevertheless, the exception does not disprove the rule. Most of the cheese eaten by the public is fake cheddar.

>> No.16193579

>>16188654
Another win for America. Euroshsrts seething about not being relevant since the 1940s.

>> No.16194045

>>16193530
Of course you'd think that, since you're a smelly Cali who never left Portland.

>> No.16194157

Americans pasteurize their cheese so it is inferior be default.

>> No.16194291

>>16194045
The rest of the state is toothless meth smoking rednecks in lifted trucks thinking that being further North than CA makes them somehow better than the toothless meth smoking lifted truck rednecks of CA.

>> No.16194332

>>16188654
What's a decent mass produced US cheese distributed world wide?

I don't mind pasteurization, I only buy pasteurized soft cheeses ... don't feel the need to play roulette for acquiring a luddite taste.

>> No.16194337

>>16194332
>What's a decent mass produced US cheese distributed world wide?
They don't have any besides Kraft plastic cheese.

>> No.16194340

>>16194291
Can i buy shit from these toofless fucks at a good price compared to seattle

>> No.16194428

Do Americans really eat moldy cheese?

>> No.16194465

>>16194428
Yes, so do the denizens of any other country with access to blue cheeses.

>> No.16194487

>>16194291
Sure, Cali, sure. Just stay out of our hick state if you're so superior.

>> No.16194500

>>16194332
tillamook from the west and land o lakes from the midwest make decent cheese that's about kerrygold tier

>> No.16194614

>>16191233
>It's as American as apple pie

Apple pie is British, numb-nuts.

>> No.16194670

>>16194614
and Italy's not an American territory, regardless of what my mental projection of Donald Trump has to say about it.

Don't worry friend, you'll get jokes someday.

>> No.16194697

>>16188654
>best cheese in the world
do americans really?

>> No.16195566

>>16191262
OH LAWDY
I'S TIRED. HONEY I'S JUST GONNA TAKE A SEAT RIGHT HERE ON THIS MEATS. YOU KNOW I'S GOTTA REST MY ASS HONEY.
OHHHHH.... HONEY THAT POPEYE'S AINT FEELIN RIGHT IN MY STOMACH...
OH... I THINK IM GONNA... I THINK I'M GONNA
*ear shattering fart*

>> No.16197004

>>16194487
CA ain't superior even, that's the whole point. Hardly any difference you just don't have to go to a federal liquor store in CA

>> No.16197200

>>16189734
Nobody but poors and niggers eat Kraft. Stop spewing this bullshit, you jellied eel eating Euromutt.

>> No.16197208

>>16189905
Tell me again why all your wealthy citizens fly to the US for surgery.

>> No.16197211

>>16190101
>>16190105
Euromutt tears

>> No.16197244

>16188654
>216 replies
>1 from anyone who has actually tasted the cheese
>215 fucking faggots
the winning cheese can easily be found in any kroger but you fuckers don't even eat cheese

get fucked faggots

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>>16194500
I like Tillamook. Pic related is my favorite.

>> No.16197315

>>16188654
Not surprising since America been winning cheese competitions for awhile now.

>> No.16197593

Companies pay to enter their products into these competitions all the time. There are so many competitions it’s unlikely any submitted products weren’t “awarded” a gold medal. It’s a big racket for marketing purposes. Even Natty Ice and Colt 45 beer have probably been judged best in class and given numerous “awards” over the year.

>> No.16197606

>>16188790
Imagine from being some shithole state like Texas or South Carolina and thinking Oregon is bad because Fox News and Donald Trump told you to think that.

>> No.16197618

>>16188654
Oregonian here. Grew up deep in dairy country of Whatcom County, Washington. Haven't tried this particular product but now I'm gonna. Oregon has many great cheese. Tillamook is just absolutely gorgeous picturesque prime dairy country, couldn't ask for a better spot to produce good milk, and thus cheese. Bandon's pretty damn good too. My commute takes me past "Wilalmette Valley Cheese" twice a day in the heart of "New Napa." Haven't been there yet but I've understood it's exquisite. And the Rogue Valley? Second only to the Umpqua, and their exceptional ice cream, in terms of dairy "terroir."

I'm excited.

>> No.16197619

>>16197315
America has been winning everything for many years now

>> No.16197626

>>16197208
Tell me again why poor and working class flee to Cuba for medical treatment.

>> No.16197708

>>16188811
Oregon beer, like virtually everything in that state besides the nature, is totally overrated.

>> No.16197711

>>16189987
Everything agricultural in California fucking destroys Oregon. The fuck you on about?

>> No.16197740

>>16192483
>70% of the state population thinks shitting on CA and sucking themselves off for living in Oregon is a personality.
Kek. This. I lived there for 10 years and the absolute joy those fucking retards took in sniffing their own farts never ceased to amaze me. It's not like that outside the Willamette Valley though.

>> No.16198137

>>16197626
The only people who go to Cuba are tourists who know they’ll be treated like a king just for having 8 bucks, same reason people went to Cambodia and Thailand and Vietnam in the 90s and early 00s

>> No.16198154

Oregon is literally the most gorgeous state in the country

>> No.16198274

>>16198154

guys dont tell him about montana or wyoming

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Oregonian just coming through to dab on everyone

Best state best cheese best beer best life

>> No.16198824

>>16188829
Hahaha

>> No.16199781

>>16193544
Seems like it, this board kinda trash when you're actually looking for a conversation about a topic. Any other cooking forums out there ?