/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16190493
Their onions are cursed and make my hands smell for literal days, which never happens with normal onions

>>16190493
why do your hands smell again?

>>16190493
There was a time in the 90s where this was considered a health food. This was before any fast casual joint or Super Size Me forcing McDonald's to have salads.

>>16190557
yeah because everyone thought fat free = good

>>16190670
Not everyone, but the landscape was fried chicken or cheeseburgers if you weren't at a sit-down. Atkins was a thing, and lettuce instead of bun at In-and-Out was popping.

>>16190493
>go to subway
Can I get a steak and cheese sub?
>"uhhh......... what size you want"
Give me the big one...
"uhh.... you gotta say six inch or twelve inch...... which size?"
Twelve inch, I guess.
>"Ok.......... do you want it toasted"
Are you asking me if I want cold meat and unmelted cheese? Toast it.
>"Ok sir.... toasted it is...."
>*it toasts for 5 minutes*
>"Ok sir......... what toppings do you want?"
Can't you just make the sandwich?
>"Uhhh.... you have to pick, I'm not qualified to make those decisions"
Fine. Onion, black olives, banana peppers.
>"Ok sir..... uhhhh........ what sauce you want?"
Just pick one for me? I don't know.
>"Sir..... you have to pick them..... here are our sauces (lists 12 sauces)"
Fine... Jesus. Give me the southwestern chipotle sauce.
>"Ok sir..... thank you............ Sir, would you like salt and pepper?"
Salt and pepper, on my sandwich? What? No.
>"Uhhh........... Ok sir....... you want a soda?"
No.
>"Ok sir................... do you want chips?"
No.
>"Uhhh..... do you want a cookie, sir?"
No.
>"Ok sir........ we are almost done....... would you like a chocolate milk?"
No.
>"ok sir....... here is your sandwich......."
Literally 10 minutes to get a simple sandwich. What a joke.

>>16190968
>not ordering thru the app and just picking up

>just pick a sauce for me
What kind of idiot would say something like this? your entire post was garbage but I couldn't ignore that part

>>16190557
McDonald’s has always has salads

>>16190968
fuck off fat ass fu/ck/

>>16190968
I'm not one to like subway but this post feels disingenuous. toasting takes like 15 seconds and you hate subway for your own indecision

>>16191293
>projection

YA GOTTA EAT FRESH

>>16191328
>triggered

>>16190990
This was probably in the 2000s before phone apps existed, and even website ordering. You don't actually eat subway's garbage in this day and age, do you?

>>16191570
ever try the subway drive thru? one of the standalone buildings had that for a while when I was younger, that shit was a nightmare I can't believe they ever thought it would work.

>>16191721
None of the ones around here had that, they just weren't built for it.

>>16190968
You're just autistic.

>>16190968
Literally 10 minutes to type out a post. What a joke.

>>16191290
No.

>>16190968
>>"Ok sir......... what toppings do you want?"
>Can't you just make the sandwich?
How do you go to a Subway and not know what you want on the sandwich? There's no "preset" version outside of the app. Customization is quite literally the point of Subway.

>>Do you want any sides?
>durrrrr no? hurrrr no..... durr....
Literally your problem if this conversation takes longer than 5 seconds, "bro".

Sbubby eef freef

>>16191570
>You don't actually eat subway's garbage in this day and age, do you?

>>16190493
I swear Subway used to be good. I didn't dream it, right?

>>16192003
It was a simpler time. Don't let them take away those precious memories, Anon.

>>16190508
interesting you mention this
i feel like i can taste their onions faintly on my breath for days, and no other onions cause this. you might be on to something. my dental hygiene is flawless

>>16192003
Subway gets BTFO by any independent sandwich shop (aside from price), but it's still good.

>>16191345
Eat Fresh!!!

>>16190493
>Blimpie destroys Subway, DESTROYS THEM!
-Jim Norton, c. 2007

>>16190968
im the least autistic most personable person in the history of this site and I do not go here because I don't feel like playing 20 questions for a fast sub. places like subway only exist to fill my stomach with as little effort as possible exerted. if I want to put in any amount of effort I will not eat from a place like subway. only a lazy poorshit would disagree with this logic

>>16191290
>McDonald’s has always has salads
Are you underaged?

>>16192011
>i feel like i can taste their onions faintly on my breath for days
I don't know what the fuck is going on but it's just different. When I throw the wrapper in the garbage I can smell that shit for days.

>>16190493
>smell somehow stays on your hands and clothes all day
whats this about?

>>16193136
even if you aren't autistic, you've got something going wrong up there

Hello; I know this sounds weird, but please.
Toasted buttered bun with two whole avocados and tomatoes

Hi I’m Milad from Subway

>>16191963
>There's no "preset" version
Bullshit. That's how the menus advertise it.

>I'll have an Italian BMT
>OK, what do you want on it?
The fuck? Imagine ordering a Whopper and needing to explicitly tell the server yes, you do want a bun, and a patty, and lettuce, and tomato, and ketchup, and cheese, and onions, and pickles, and yes I want it cooked. It's asinine. The recipes should be pre-set (as implied by the advertising) and if you are a picky Goldilocks cunt who needs it special, then you can ask (I'll have an Italian BMT with no onions, add banana peppers). Much more efficient than have every customer prattle off an entire recipe for each sandwhich.

>>16193561
Genuine autism

>>16193561
>>16193634
its true tho

>>16193642
no it isn't. just tell them what you want jesus christ it's not that hard.

>>16193561
>Imagine ordering a Whopper and needing to explicitly tell the server yes, you do want a bun, and a patty, and lettuce, and tomato, and ketchup, and cheese, and onions, and pickles, and yes I want it cooked.
There is no ketchup on a Whopper. And, Burger King is a have-it-your-way business, but though you have to answer the no cheese question, the rest of the changes have to be mentioned by you if you intend to customive it.

>It's asinine.
Anyone that works at Subway is stupid. It's a franchisee business that originates at conferences in third world countries like India or Pakistan where rich uncle so and so buys a Dunkin or Subway so he can sponsor his own family members in the golden visa game.

>The recipes should be pre-set (as implied by the advertising) and if you are a picky Goldilocks cunt who needs it special, then you can ask (I'll have an Italian BMT with no onions, add banana peppers). Much more efficient than have every customer prattle off an entire recipe for each sandwhich.
Again, people that work at Subway are all stupid but they are conditioned to understand the general public in front of them are also stupid and will quickly complain that pepperoni is on their BMT. They aren't going to change their IQ or stop slicing tomatoes laser thin to be cheapasses. It shouldn't bother you at all, because you're also stupid for supporting their act.

>>16193561
I never knew how badly I wanted Indian food in a sandwich before.

>>16190508
Here you go dumbass

>>16190968
You're just retarded, anon. Don't blame the guy behind the counter because you're too dumb to order from subway

Everytime I leave a subway my clothes always stink of something, people saying it's the onions?

>>16193721
Nigga that's your own stank

>>16193735
Oi, nah.

>get two sandwiches
"That will be $18"

>>16193721

>>16190968
you had me until
>Salt and pepper, on my sandwich? What? No.
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>16193136
>im the least autistic most personable person in the history of this site
lol sure bud

>>16190968
- no salt and pepper
- asks the guy to just make the sandwich toppingwise and after having to decide chooses absolutely weird combo of onion, olives and peppers...

>autismo man on the run

>>16194427
oh no

>>16190968
i've had this exact same sandwich before, oddly.
also it's fuckin easy to order, just figure out what you want while in line or don't walk up to the counter ffs.

I like subway

>>16194427
post the whole thing pussy fuck

>>16195642
bad