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So in Japan, eating fruit is a luxury, very expenssive. If I don't eat fruit I shit liquid. Does that mean that all japs shit liquid? Note, if I eat fruit I shit solid turds.

>> No.16190728

>>16190724
Ever heard of vegetables?

>> No.16190735

>>16190724
Vaguely related, but I'm trying to eat healthier and get back in the habit of going to the gym, so I just started buying fruit again. Right not it's bananas and strawberries for smoothies, but I think I'm gonna add some kiwis on my next trip. What fruits are anons buying regularly?

>> No.16190740

>>16190728
I eat those almost daily, and I still shit liquid, fruit is my turd solidifier.

>> No.16190754

>>16190735
Banana's are great because they work in so many ways, but besides those I try to buy locally and in season because that's the best quality for snacking and cooking, that fresh juicy taste makes me want to eat it more than a snack or treat.

>> No.16190755

>>16190735
Apples and pears, you can't go wrong with those. Well you can, mostly with pears though, they need to be ripe. But I don't ever remember eating a non ripe apple.
Check fruits by season, I believe right now it is strawberry season, melons and wattermellons are fine too this time of the year I believe.

>> No.16190762

eat more beans, lentils and oats

>> No.16190772

>>16190762
except for oats I eat those regularly

>> No.16190842

>>16190772
Go to the doctor anon>>16190755

>> No.16190975

>>16190724
Fruit ain't even that expensive here, dude. Sure the stuff you give as a gift is, but the normal fruit is only a bit more expensive than in the USA. My wife eats fresh fruit every morning.

>> No.16191133

>>16190975
I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiiiii uwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "Oh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross

>> No.16191198

>>16191133
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

>> No.16191206

>>16190724
>So in Japan, eating fruit is a luxury, very expenssive.
No it's not, they have expensive fruits they buy as gifts but that's not all they have available.

>> No.16191220

>>16190724
>my mutt body has become unrepairably warped from a diet of american """""food"""" that means everyone else in the world must suffer from the same diseases I suffer from

>> No.16191223

>>16191198
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

>> No.16191247

>>16191223
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.16192494

>>16190724
>eating fruit is a luxury
guess how I know you dont live in japan? lmao
you need to stop reading buzzfeed and sora24 articles and believing they're true.
Mikan, apples and bananas are dirt fucking cheap in Japan, all year around.
The "fruit is expensive" meme comes from a handful of growers who specialize in gourmet fruit for millionaires or specially packaged fruit designed as gifts; like the hand-selected apples chosen for the royal family, or pears/peaches individually gift-wrapped to use as a present, or square watermelons and other meme shit.

>> No.16192528

>>16191247
>You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.16192583

>>16190724
I dont want to see such gross matters on my /ck/

Get off my board you uncultured ape

>> No.16192630

>>16192528
ESL

>> No.16192660

>>16192528
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

>> No.16192690

>>16191133
oh thats a copypasta? damn it. i mean if its true it is sad. thankfully its not like this in canada

>> No.16192864

>>16190735
buy the colors of the rainbow, anon, and go by the color of the flesh not the skin

also seasonal fruits like the other anon said

>> No.16192868

>>16192660
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

>> No.16193808

>>16190724
>if I eat fruit I shit solid turds.
this is backwards from reality.

>> No.16193944

>>16190724
fuit is natures candy a meme no pint eating fruit.

>> No.16194847

>>16190735
peaches are based. pineapples are, too (but only when in season).

>> No.16194857
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>>16190724
Yeah chronic diarrhea's not normal, go see a doctor.
Used to shit liquid when I was a shitty alcoholic and always ate like shit. Stopped drinking, eat veggies and shits are solid now.