/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16185782
dude bullets lmao

>>16185782
No. Weed tastes like shit. Even the hybrid strains that are supposed to taste good taste awful

>>16185782
Are you talking munchies or smoking while eating, because if the latter gross,

>>16185782
I used to get stoned all day and drink coffee, sometimes espresso

>>16185872
You clearly haven't tried "vanilla frooty loop dank electric turquoise-violet gigakush semi-indicavata hyrbid strain". It actually tastes almost slightly less like weed for about five seconds.

>>16185898
That strain sounds based but probably pricey.

DUUUUUUUUDE FOUR TWENTY DUUUDE

FOUR TWENTY DUUUUUUDE LIKE DUUUDE FOOOOUR TWEEENTYYYYY

DUDE! 420! DUDE! DUDE! 420! 420!

>>16185901
I just made it up, but I wouldn't be surprised if it already exists.

>>16185884
Is that a good way to lose weight?

Never eat during smoking it’s ungodly disgusting. But do drink Pipeline Punch while smoking to make the taste better between hits

>>16185908
Yes I lost 22 lbs doing this.

>>16185786
>>16185898
>>16185902

Imagine being so pathetic that you don’t like feeling good. Suck the shit out of nigger assholes

>>16185931
U mad pothead?

>>16185782
a plastic bag over your head, it'll get you sooo high bro

>>16185931
hahaha the weed fiend gets mad when you attack their drug lmao

>>16185908
It might. Problem is, different people react differently to different strains. I've never gotten the mad sense of paranoia or nervousness other people seem to get, but some stuff just turns me into a bottomless pit of hunger, while others curb my appetite hard.

>>16185931
Calm down, man. If you can't appreciate a good joke like: >>16185898 you might want to slow down a little too. You're starting to get edgy.

>>16185782
Semi sweet german riesling. It sounds gay, but get a decent auslese riesling, chill it and enjoy with a joint. Delicious

>Browse /CK/
>Find a thread where someone asks advices on how to enjoy destroying his taste buds and cerebral efficiency.
>Mfw

>>16185782
All the old dudes that sit in coffee shops in the netherlands all day drink tea with it. I started doing that and it's good. It mellows out the harshness.

>>16185782
It depends on what you're smoking, but mango's usually a good mix. Steak with garlicky potatoes of some kind usually go well. Some hops work really well, but it depends on what you're smoking - if you're drinking something really hoppy that's all pinene and no myrcene, and smoking something that's all myrcene and no pinene, it might clash, and you'll probably find the beer to suddenly be too aggressive.

>>16185872
smoke more faggot

>>16185884
based coffee and cannabis are the right way to start the day. Beer is another good one and so is whiskey

>>16185965
>he thinks weed makes your brain weaker and not stronger

Ngmi nigger slurper

>>16185782
A lot of IPAs. Some teas too

>>16185931
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! FOOOOOUR TWEENTTYYYYYYYY!

>>16185950
I’m genuinely unironically better than you. There is no value in a person who doesn’t enjoy and use cannabis. Sorry you’re a nigger kike

>>16186020
How dare you speak to Leonard Kravitz in such a manner!?

>>16185965
dude you seem real wound up

take a puff of this!

>>16186020
Im pro-weed but you need to stop being such a weirdo. You won't win people over by belittling them.

And Jews and Black people want weed legalized. Call anon something that makes more sense.

>>16185782
Garlic.

Ever heard of farts and garlic? Yeah.

>>16185931
>I must feel good EVERY SECOND!!!! NO BAD THOUGHTS NO BAD EMOTIONS JUST FEELING GOOD! HAHA

>>16186020
this dude definitely stinks irl

hey bro use soap fuckin asshole

>>16185782
I always found cherry garcia to pair well with the sticky buds.

>>16185931
I do like feeling good which is why I choose better drugs than weed. Stoners are so fucking obnoxious.

>>16186127
You're right. Fentanyl is way better.

>>16186134
Me wanna get fenta fried... Me love-a get fenta fried..

>>16186149
ok fuckin jarjar calm down

>>16185931
>he gets defensive when people make fun of his mental band-aid
ngmi

>>16185782
No one's actually answered your question yet.

I like citrus stuff. Fresh fruits. Tequila pairs nice with weed imo. Herbal things. Cuisines where weed grows naturally pair well. Food found near the equator.

>>16186176
sayeth the costanza-poster on a Malay Comfort Food forum on the Mental Bandaid site

>>16186183
lol what pretentious bullshit. have any of you little cunts ever actually even smoked weed before?

everything tastes good you fucking cunt.

>>16186183
Nigga, this guy's getting a better response than most threads on /ck/.

That said, try some pineapple with salt, lime juice, and fresh jalapeno or poblano.

Something about dopers makes me pissed off in a visceral way. When I see that hazy look in their empty pink eyes and their retarded smile, hearing them speak and hardly string a complete sentence together between mouthfuls of sugary cornmeal animal feed sprinkled with cheese dust, it all just makes me want to slap them around.
Like a pig wallows in shit, so too does the stoner faggot wallow in perpetual mediocrity, feeling great about it all the while. Hate to see it

>>16186191
>bruh i'm just gonna say the same literal thing against you
ngmi

>>16186215
>dude4chanlmao

>>16186206
It's honestly cringe as fuck. The worst is when they say they're not addicted. We need Quentin to come back and slap these useless stoners around.

>>16185931
I don't need drugs to feel good

I think pez candy was originally a smoke enhancer

>>16186224
Dude, just smoke drugs. Come on. Please?

enjoy some nice panic attacks and nausea with your depersonalization and existential ocd if you ever try to quit the stuff

>>16186247
Jesus... what kind of weed were you smoking?

>>16186247
sounds like some pre stuff bro how you holdin' up I'm here for you dawg

>>16186247
Depersonalization is real and it is almost always caused by "weedlmao".

>>16186194
even your butthole?

>>16186270
especially his butthole

>>16186270
fag detected why are you asking questions about the flavor of buttholes my dude

>>16185782
Yeah, have you tried not smoking weed and actually doing something productive with your life?
It tastes pretty good.

>>16186326
I'm quite sure that OP has not tried that, ufufufu...
For if he did, he would not be nearly so defensive about his drug addiction.

>>16186326
but... like... have you tried being incredibly productive to try to steer your life in a new direction, and taking a little puff or a tasty beverage occasionally in your newly scheduled downtime?

>>16185786
FPBP weed smoking degenerates need to just suck start a shotgun

so many fucking haters...
champagne and weed is a heavenly pairing....try a cordon negro

>>16186410
when your downtime is every night and all day on the weekends, you're essentially just fucking your brain up

>tfw smoking weed but also being productive by commercially growing weed

>>16186483
>tfw sucking nigger cock is akshually helping reduce crime and improving society because niggers who cum in my mouth aren't as violent

>>16186463
Mine isn't. I might smoke half a tiny joint twice a month.

>>16186511
You should stop that. Or let me guess: you don't have to stop because you're not addicted, right?

>>16185782
Hash spliff with a cup of strong coffee, freshly ground. It's a wonderful experience that rings true even after smoking for decades.

>>16185782
Spicy food is my favorite. I also like ice water and carbonated water too.

>>16185782
green tea and dark chocolate. great for wake and bake.

>>16185931
i thought stoners were chill wtffffff

>>16186836
Long term smoking increases paranoia and aggression.

weed makes food taste better, it literally pairs with all food

>>16186884
damn, maybe weed is based after all

>>16185872
if you cook with it it tastes like sage, not that bad really. Not that you'd want to eat completely combusted sage either. But weed itself isn't completely hopeless flavor-wise.

>>16186919
>stoner so addicted to weed that he justifies its awful flavor when used in cooking
Drugs are on your mind and in your mind, friend.

>>16186925
I haven't smoked in about 5 years m8. It's pretty unpalatable when burnt but if you use it like a normal herb it's not bad. I understand that this is /ck/ - what did you order from mcdonalds today, and not a board for people who actually cook though.

>>16186925
>tastelet detected

Cannabis is amazing when cooked well. Amazing with chocolate, heady and earthy, spicy and citrusy when done well in butter. Terpenes themselves when vaporized have amazing flavors which vary over the entire spectrum.

>>16186949
Yeah, no. It tastes like weed. It tastes just like you had chewed on some flower while eating butter or chocolate. Try to church it up by talking about terpenes--they affect flavor even less when you're eating it instead of smoking it.

>>16186116
isn't weed a depressant?

>>16185782
weedfags need to kill themselves

>>16186987
...So what? Are you one of those retards who thinks a depressant makes you retarded? Jesus christ

>>16187016
I meant depressant makes you depressed*, but I had retards on my mind because I was talking to you.

isn't alcohol a depressant? get that cookin shuri out of here bro

>>16186949
Is "earthy" the biggest buzzword, after watching a bunch of Andrew Zimmern's travel show I'm convinced it's code for "tastes like shit if you have a normal palate"

>>16187056
Filtered.

>>16187073
yeah im really depressed that im going to miss out on all these great "earthy" foods like uncleaned offal, charred cicadas, and live grubs, and weed apparently

>>16185782
cyanide

>>16187078
Filtered by dirt, just like the water the africans drink

>>16185782
A floral IPA or some neat gin.

>>16185931
I do feel good though

>>16185782
A bullet with a tall glass of bleach.

>>16186919
Certain purple indica strains taste sweet, i've had strains that smell/taste like lavender without any sort of skunk odor.

>>16185782
Red wine, dark chocolate, coffee, tea.

>>16186247
This happened to me. It sucks. Never going back. Beer does fine.

>>16185782
I like to smoke some pollum or normal hash in a pipe (no disgusting tobacco) with a can of beer or glass of wine. The drink is only whatever I’d be drinking anyway. I just keep it close, in case my throat starts to get dry. I like a smoke when I’ve nearly finished cooking something good, so that I get to feed the munchies. I don’t like to smoke too far before finishing cooking because of the short-term memory effect – I’ve forgotten things to go in a dish before. Great munchy dishes include curry, kebabs, Thai or Chinese.

>>16186000
checked and holy mother of based

>>16187688
PS I forgot to say:
All the cannabis haters need to think long and about why they entered a thread about cannabis in the first place. If I see a thread about something I don’t like, I just avoid it. Reevaluate your existence.

>>16185921
>Pipeline Punch
I tend to opt for Mango Loco

>>16185782
Dude weed lmao

>>16185782
Oreos, dumbass.

>>16186501
Would any true patriots s*ck a d*ck to "save" "their" "country"?

>>16186836
>>16186884
I can attest to this. My brother has been at this shit for years and he's not chill whatsoever. I hate his fucking guts.

fruit or fruit smoothie. i love grape's and seltzer when im high

>>16185872
I love the taste of weed you freak.

>>16185782
https://www.leafscience.com/2018/01/05/mangoes-marijuana-effects/

>>16185898
>"vanilla frooty loop dank electric turquoise-violet gigakush semi-indicavata

>>16186247
>smoke everyday for a year
>like from dawn to dusk
>decide i'm done
>get a tummy ache for about a day
>feel like shit for a week
>completely fine afterwards
let just say if you have weird stuff happening to your brain it was probably there to begin with and the weed made it worse. So if your even a little neuro divergent i'd be careful but for everyone else its fine.

>>16186501
what are you trying to say. I'm being genuine here I don't understand. Why are you talking about black dicks out of no where? Kinda gay bro.

>all the quintens in this thread
Weeds not that bad and nobody cares if you don’t like it

>>16185782

>>16185884
1000x this. the idea of pairing flavors with actually smoking weed just doesn't work, I don't know why you'd want to, weed doesn't taste good. but there are few things better than smoking up and having a few cups of coffee on the porch on a nice afternoon with cigarettes and good tunes and letting your mind go into overdrive thinking deeply or just fantasizing.
and I never thought that of all places, 4chan would become infested with fucking christian larpers who demonize weed like they think they're in the 50's. it is so goddamn retarded and just strange. every single board is infested with these fucks, too. god forbid you try to discuss tv and film on /tv/. you're lucky to have a thread about mr. Rogers that gets to 10 replies before these fucking freaks swoop in to save the white race by informing everyone that mr. Rogers was actually a Jewish psyop or some stupid schizo bullshit. I hate it so much.

>>16185782
NOT cranberries. The tanginess and tannins of them pair awfully with weed.

>>16188694
>Spotted the JIDF operative. Lolololol. ;-)

double whopper nigga

>>16185782
Yes. Steel Reserve. Thank me later.

>all these angry incels who were never cool or had friends ITT

It's like you fags never went to parties in high school.

When smoking, either a hot cup of coffee, or an ice cold beer go perfectly with a joint or bowl.
Make yourself a batch of cannabutter, and then cook yourself a nice ribeye, basted in a cast iron pan with cannabutter, garlic and rosemary, roast some asparagus and make a weed bearnaise to go with it all. It's actually incredible, one of the few dishes where the weed flavor actually complements the rest of the dish, and gets you 11/10 stoned, with almost no munchies because it's such a heavy meal, you'll be full for the rest of the night.

>>16188694
Not everyone who hates weed is a deluded /pol/tard. Don't lump me in with your shitty strawman

>>16186116
>I must never feel good, not ever!
>If I enjoy anything, for any length of time, I'm a kiked degenerate destroying the white race!
>No sex! No drugs! No rock and roll! No video games! No television!
>I must do nothing save for slave away for Mr. Goldstein, hope the wealth trickles down, and then go back to my bug pod and stare at the wall until it's time to go back to work!

>>16185898
fuggen kek

>>16187056
Barnyard'y means tastes like shit. Earthy means tastes like mud.

>>16186744
>you need to stop smoking weed because... uhhhh... you just need to ok?

>>16189385
Weed bearnaise might be a bit much, but I'll have to try it anyway... maybe with a lighter tasting strain, or some stanky blue... then again, I don't like being THAT high.

I've been making green chocolate truffles for my family for the last few Christmases - so far dark chocolate coated ginger-mango-toasted frost monster ganache with crushed almonds is the flavour to beat... I don't know how much I recommend smoking while eating them - I tried to make them polite, where you could have three or four... yeah, everyone finished their box in one sitting, despite my warnings.

>>16189500
I've never heard "Barnyard" for anything but Brettanomyces yeast... and even that, done well, is more of a damp hay funk that can play well with some old world hops.

I don't think earthy should ever be a dominant flavour, but cumin and paprika are both earthy, coffee tends to be earthy. A little dirt's good for you.

>>16185782
Acid.

>>16189395
oh I'll lump you in alright fella

A side caesar salad you hastily threw together to eat while sitting on a milk crate behind the compactor on break

>>16189544
I figured since we were talking about Andrew Zimmern, his codeword for piss and shit soaked hay flavor was barnyardy. Like in the episode where they made chitlins from a cow's shit track but didn't rinse it enough. I also liked the episode where after just helping out bringing firewood and hunting he was offered the tribe chief's 12 year old daughter puss for the night.

>>16189533
The weed and the tarragon flavors pair extremely well.

>>16189592
One one hand, I can see it, but on the other, the trend around here right now tends toward some serious high octane funk - I guess the farmers bought into the blue x diesel craze?

>>16185782
I very rarely notice the taste of my weed and even if I do it's largely drowned out by the smokey burning taste. However the best high food is and always will be fresh fruit.

Sipping a pineapple rum slush and smoking a joint while watching the sun set.

>>16185872
>filtered by plant reserved for spiritual leaders across the globe in ancient times

yikes

wew lad

>>16185931
I bet you don't sincerely believe in anything.
You will never in your life feel true devotion to a goal.
You will never feel true strength and pride while pursuing something greater than basic pleasures.
You will always be in need of medication to push away the knowing that you've wasted all your opportunities in life.
Truly I pity you.

>>16189619
you're buying shit weed. sorry, bud. i'm currently in the same boat, but i used to have better suppliers with literal medical marijuana, and that shit tasted like lemon and candy.

>>16188694
Kill yourself faggot. You're exactly the reason those people are here and I'd much prefer larpers to bitchy stoners.

>>16185782
Kebab after a joint is a reason why I miss smoking

>>16186247
>smoke weed every night to relax
>built up too high of tolerance
>quit cold turkey so I could reduce my tolerance
>haven't started up smoking again because I just don't feel like doing it
And you people are acting like its on the same level as heroin.

>>16186116
weed makes you paranoid which is fun

>>16186247
mental midget

>>16189904
It's legal in my state and I can buy the medical shit myself, not to mention I've been buying from someone with a medical card for years. Any flavor is completely drowned out by the smoke, it has nothing to do with the quality of the weed.

Honestly you posted it.
When I still smoked I liked a nice hashish joint with a black coffee on saturday morning.

>smoking the reefer
Seriously smoking the weed was cool back in high school, but come on man, why would a grown ass mad still smoke the pot, grow up.

>>16190109
People smoke recreationally because it's cool? All this time I thought it was because they enjoyed getting high.

>>16185782
If you have mango before smoking you will get noticeably higher

>>16189961
yeah you have no idea what you're talking about

>>16189522
>OMG let people enjoy things and let me do drugs without questioning my use of them!!!! ! Please!