/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16179158
You're taking your stomach into your own hands. It is not advised.

>>16179158
Yes it is. Best by date are only for rich, overly cautious helicopter soccer moms who drives grand caravans.

>>16179158

Smell, taste and appearance are the best indicators. Something unopened is almost certainly safe. It's difficult for bacteria to grow in mayo anyway, since it's almost completely oil, and since it's a squeeze bottle you won't be cross contaminating as much as you use it.

>>16179220
t. Mold eater

>>16179289
t. smoothbrain
>needs a generic best by date to figure out if it's good or not
enjoy throwing your cash out the windows faggot

>>16179158
I'd say try a tiny bit and if it doesn't taste/smell funky, then go for it

>>16179158
Imagine being so poor you'd rather roll the dice with your health instead of spending a couple of bucks on a new bottle.

>>16179324
Plz don't be wasteful

>>16179158
it's a fucking mayo
why would you eat an expired mayo .?

>>16179158
try it and tell us.

>>16179158
if it is even one minute after the best buy date on the packaging throw it the fuck out

>>16179158
Probably safe unless you are immunocompromised.

I recently made curry with mix that expired in 2019. It was fiiiiine.

>>16179990
mayo is made out of literal eggs how could it be fine

>>16179158
Mayo? Five months out of date? I would very careful.

>>16180002
Presevatives.

Also when eggs go off they give off a really obvious smell and taste.

>>16179302
Based mold ENJOYER

if it's really never been opened it's probably fine. Kewpie has a lot of vinegar in it.

>>16180002
Eggs can be eaten months after their expiration date lmao what the fuck is your point retard? Are you some kind of spastic? Your poor cunt mother gave birth to a fucking retard spazzing about on the floor like a fish out of water. I guess you can't help it being and american but damn, just don't comment retard cos you don't know SHIT FUCKING IDIOT CUNT AMERIMUTT

>>16180002

Mayo contains about 5% egg, it is mostly oil, and that isn't hospitable to bacteria.

>>16180264

>>16179289
>>16180089
Your immune system is weak as fuck

>>16181080
The problem with mold is that it's toxic, not that it's infectious. Strong immune system or not it'll poison you.

>>16179158
Well you could open it and use your fucking eyes to look at it. If it passes sight inspection proceed to the smell test. If it passes the smell taste proceed to the taste test.

>>16179158
That stuff is just oil and stabilizers, go for it.

>>16181765
Okay, so don't eat mold? What exactly is the point of this discussion? Food doesn't suddenly grow mold the second its expiration date passes.

>>16179158
That has to be the worst mayo ever made.
has WAY too much vinegar in it.

Dukes master race.

>>16180002
Eggs are good for a century.

>>16179752
it's not expired moron, just passed it's best buy date. it's still good and you are retarded.

but it's not as good as Dukes.

>>16179158
That shit is so denatured it literally can't go bad for years, just use it.
That goes pretty much every sauce if they don't have milk in them, like for example sour cream.

>>16180264
I don't know why but this gave me the best laugh an a while.

>>16180264
hello redit

>>16180002
I've eaten eggs weeks out of date

After watching Steve I've been eating food past date and my senses have done me good. The only thing I don't fuck with is dairy stuff.

>>16181080
Not that anon but I ate a ton of expired food when I was in a rough patch and my immune system is basically attacking me now. Strong isn't always good.

This is the third time I have masturbated to the sexy toddler mascot.

>>16185045
Steve Urkel?

>>16186449
How many times did we tell you not to get vaxxed?

>>16186533
Most people get vaxxed before school as a toddler people didn't have a choice.

>>16179158
I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a kewpie Mayo that wasn’t expired

>>16186449
Try washing your hands less. I never wash my hands and always eat my boogies and when I got vaxxed I had absolutely no side effects, unlike my coworkers who were all bedridden the day after

>>16186557
Oops *boogers

>>16186557
How could you remember your vaccinations?

>>16186574
No faggot, i meant what I said

>>16186616
Boogers

>>16179158
Is a tree dollar squeeze tube of mayonnaise really such a life altering purchase that you can't just throw it in the bin?

If it were important to you, you'd have eaten it long before now anyway.

>>16179158
It's not even good when it's in date. Absolute overpriced and overrated piece of shit.

>>16186503
Steve the army ration reviewer

>>16186557
>and always eat my boogies and when I got vaxxed
Really says a lot about the vaccinated "people".