/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16167516
Fuck you too

>>16167516
AND FUCK INCELS

IT'S KETCHUP

>>16167516
italians are autistic

>>16167527
where can i by this

>>16167646
From OP’s mom

>All my favorite artists are Italians
>Have to put up with their neurotic Italinness
>Constantly coming back to empty galleries
What made them like this?

>>16167554
Can someone please give examples of the angry italians in that video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1k1w7SnNEY

Americans talk about seething Italians everywhere, but where are they?

I prefer getting the store brand tomato sauce because I'm broke and it's like 79 cents for a big jar. You can then add onion, garlic, basic, parmesan, etc to make it your own.

>>16167669
they probably got downmemed already

Anybody got the video of the italian lady making sauce with like 2 cups of oil?

>>16167669
Read the fucking comments and you'll notice the negative comments were older and are thus buried under all the comments shitting on the Italians and praising the video. Fuck man try a little literacy.

I have family coming in from Italy
What should I make to troll them?

>>16167554
ahahahahaha lmaooooo xDDDD

>>16167846
Carbonara with peas, ham, and heavy cream. Nothing throw Italians into a fit of autistic rage like carbonara that's not the same 4 ingredients as Romans used 2 millenia ago

>>16167846
-Make vitello tonato with cream cheese and beef jerky
- make a risotto a la milanese but use turmeric instead of saffron
- serve Spanish or French wine, or better yet, Austrian (former occupiers)
- offer limoncello except it's tequila with mountain dew
- ask how's the national rugby team doing
- play la tarentela on repeat. Once they complain, play the techno remix or Mussolini speeches
i'm sure ck has more ideas

>>16167920
>- ask how's the national rugby team doing
This is pure evil

>>16167920
>Serve coffee but americano and not espresso.

>>16167554

>>16167846
You should give them the most authentic Italian dishes

meetoccini
furtubochini
schapolio
harbadachio
ciputi di grobio
ciobalini darchipeppa
sarbolbutt alla chebedas

>>16167516
>>16167989
I never understood this tier of autism. Sure, it might not be as authentic as the domestic product, and sure, I understand the EU's laws about protecting the original product vs imitations, but if you follow a recipe from, say, Naples,band the sauce is similar, and the sauce is named "Naples sauce", are you not making Naples sauce?

>>16167669
>Americans talk about seething Italians everywhere, but where are they?
In their minds.

>>16167846
>What should I make to troll them?
just bee yourself

>>16167528
That's exactly what they want

>>16167516
wow haha! screenshot of a retard on facebook! thanks for your contribution! HILARIOUS

fuck you

>>16167516
I've literally heard italians call it ragu

>>16168195
and what exactly are you contributing

>>16167689
> negative comments
Most of those "negative comments" are people saying " you're wrong, parmigiano is not from Lombardia, but from Emilia"
Americans are such touchy little strawberries

>>16167972
> evil
I don't get it
99.9% of italy doesn't even know what is rugby and confuse it with football

>>16168109
Italian is very simple to write, I can't get how you can fuck it up

> meetoccini
There are no double vowels in italian. what you meant is 'mitoccini'

> furtubochini
'furtu' does not sound correct, make it 'furto'. Also eliminate the 'bo'

> schapolio
scha is grammatically incorrect. 'scapolio' is what you meant

> harbadachio
no words start with 'h' + vowel with the exception of 'hotel' and some tense of the verb 'to have'. correct it with 'arbadachio'

> ciputi di grobio
sounds correct

>ciobalini darchipeppa
'darchipeppa' doesn't sound italian

> sarbolbutt
words don't end with consonants in italian, especially with double consonant. Only exceptions are apocopes for pronounciation

> chebedas
that's spanish retard

2/10 you could put at least a little effort

>>16168422
you understood well enough to critique

>>16168431
I understand american education is that bad that you're not able to spend 5 minutes to make it sound right.

>>16168196
It's kinda complex, although not so much
It pretty much depends on the context, it's Neaples 'fault'

There are 2 major ragus
- Ragu Bolognese (from bologna)
- Ragu Napoletano (from neaples)

they are two different (although similar) recipe, but the former is the de facto standard when you talk about ragu. So it is commonly addressed simply as "ragu`"
Except when you are in Neaples. There "ragu`" is the neapolitan one

To confuse a little bit more, there's a recipe called "Bolognese" only known in Neaples, which is a knock off of ragu` bolognese

Long story short, for the majority of Italy, ragu` is "ragu` bolognese" which is not "bolognese (sauce)" which is from Neaples, and what it is done in America because of immigrants

>>16168476
not >>16168109 and not american, keep seething though

>>16168501
You sound like one, I don't know what is worse desu

>>16168476
We don't spend any amount of time learning about Italian pasta nomenclature because it does not matter.

>>16168512
being mad about people who dont care about you is probably worse

>>16168476
nobody wants to sound like you i promise

>>16167669
Does he have a follow-up video that shows the cheese after 12 months?

>>16168476
a beeba dabba dooba eyy eeeee tony pepperoni make-a the pizza pie

>>16167516
I don't much like ragu because it has too much tomato in it. French ragout is much better for this reason.

>>16167846
Buy a bunch of basic ass pasta sauce and cheese and whatnot, then use it and clean the containers. Then you learn to make the real deal traditional stuff and just before your family arrives you put some in the containers and serve them great food out of what looks like jars of cheap shit.

eyyy mammami piece-a-pizza fetticcini linguini mussoli paisono vininini vicci fungool fuggedaboudit

>>16168804
Bolognese has little to no tomato though

>>16169301
Still too much.

>>16167554
dude I love that guy, he makes good cheeses for a rambling boomer

>>16169308
>little to no
you don't have to use any anon

>>16167989
Do you read the entire thread before responding?
Probably not. Now imagine the thread was YouTube comments.

Gavin really shouldn't treat every wop as the same person or be surprised when their greasy, cologne showered, criminal hands respond to his videos without asking for consensus first.

>>16167516
you see, italians favourite hobby is complaining, be it politics, food or football. they complain even about italian cooking vids on yt, for example the comment section of some vids of a channel called "italia squisita" is a complete shitfest

>>16169312
Not him but every recipe i have seen has tomatoes in it. Post a recipe without.

>>16168476
Americans living rent free in this guys head.

>>16168545
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztAui-fKeZw

>>16168524
Are you on the spectrum and not able to recognize emotions ?
I'm just calling you retarded, no deep feelings about it kek

>>16169512
Seethe and cope. You can't hide it.

>>16169442
No, we barely remember your existance. You should have had a hint after all these italian """"rage""" thread where there are a bunch of americans sucking eachother cocks and barely any italians. I guess ITT there are maximum 2 italians

>>16168535
I know, english is such a shit language that should be forbidden. You all sound like you have cocks filling your nostrils

>>16168422
Lmao, look at how riled up this wop is.

>>16169532
Babitti boopi lmao FOH

>>16169525
>claims italians barely think of America
>the opposite is true

>>16169570
prisen coling en one ciuson, arright! :^)

>>16169574
You don't see a lot of italian thread about americans, while the opposite...

>>16169597
See the thing is, that doesn't actually sound like english, and that video is shite. Go watch skwerl for something more accurate, you romancentric retard.

>>16169597
No shit. All the italians are posting on 9fag with the rest of the europoors... or complaining on jewtube, as per the thread.

>>16169616
It does sound like english and it hilarious. you do talk that funny

> as per the thread.
I know you all are special snowflake and confuse being corrected for an aggression, but you should really grow a pair

>>16169648
Your 115 IQ is showing.
>let me just throw this provocative term that Americans use on each other; I bet someone will bite!
Seriously. Go back.

>>16169659
It's not provocative, it's the truth.
Being offended when someone corrects you is sign of being snowflakes.

>>16169706
No one's offended. We're laughing at you, dipshit. ESL, begone.

>>16168422
>ask how to irritate Italians
>someone post a list of poorly-spelled Italian words
>irritated Italian Anon responds
Masterful.

>>16169716
> No one's offended. We're laughing at you,
That's our thing when we see a american recipe. We're not mad we are laughing at you

>>16169729
>irritated Italian Anon responds
I'm not irritated. I was suggesting you how to make a funny post since that you need help to do that too
Again correcting you is not sign of being mad or aggresive, little fruit

>>16169716
>ESL
DO you know what ESL means, do you?
That works for americans, for the rest of the world is taken as a sign having a culture

>>16168422
>>16169729
kek BTFO
dumb moor-blood muttalians

>>16169532
bibbipity boppity boopity mama m,ia

>>16169729
>>16169745
>>16169752
hahahahahaha its bellisimo *mwah*

>>16168476
this poster is 100% autistic and i apologise for you all having to read him
we are not all like this i promise

>>16169752
LOL kys, retarded ESL poster. We want fluent, colloquial English here.
>>16169745
Nah, you guys are mad. Like, CLEARLY fucking mad.

>>16169435
Can't be bothered to find my recipe, just don't add the tomatoes

>>16168422
>99.9% of italy doesn't even know what is rugby
Judging by the team's performance, i believe we can bring that up to 100%

>>16169745

>>16167920
Aside from the botched recipes (that will guarantee a shitty meal for everybody) it doesn't seem too bad.
>French/Austrian/Spanish wine
Who cares lmao, seems good to me.
>Rugby
You'll be hard pressed to find someone who cares
>Tarantella on repeat/Mussolini techno remix
Okay, tarantella would get a bit tedious. But Mussolini techno remixes are catchy and a great conversation topic.

>>16167516
why do italians?

>>16169940
I feel the tumeric risotto wouldn't be that bad actually. Think i might try it

>>16169916
>Can't be bothered to find my recipe
Oh you don't have one then, thanks

>>16167516
"Italians" are very uptight about the food they borrowed from other countries, they're also still upset about the fall of the Roman empire.
Pasta and tomatoes... is not Italian. Pasta is Chinese, and tomatoes did not reach Europe until they invaded America.
And I have witnessed an Italian nearly have a mental breakdown over "parmesan" flavored Cheez-its.
They are a very fragile and brittle people who are easily offended by little things, the smallest thing they have is "pride" and it is easily injured.

>>16169965
he's not wrong

>>16169965
This. It's almost surprising to see so much vitriol and pride from a nation that didn't have a national language until WW2.

>>16169965
Yeah okay this and that. Their food is still great tho.

>>16167590
they no longer have a globe-spanning empire, their cuisine is all that is left

>>16167516
I hate Italians for costing us the war. I hope they stay a poor 3rd world shit hole for ever.

>>16167846
make the Japanese spaghetti dish: Napolitan.
Literally hot dogs, green peppers and ketchup mixed through spaghetti noodles.
Best part is Japs think it's authentic italian food.

>>16170170
>us

>>16169475
Kek that looks like american government cheese shit.

>>16167516
They are hardly the only eurotards to pull this bullshit.

>>16167554
God I love this shit because it plays over and over again
>dude from another country mogs on your "cuisine"
>hundreds of WOP NEETS come screeching in the comments, and then go back to eating their frozen meals

>>16167516
>"That's not *insert Italian dish*"
>entire *nglosphere burns itself down in a fit of rage
>>16169301
>>16169308
>>16169312
>>16169435
>>16169916
>>16169948
What are you on about? Authentic ragu Bolognese has tomato, quite a bit of it as per the official recipe delivered to the chamber of commerce of Bologna and currently considered the "standard".
Here: https://www.chefstefanobarbato.com/ita/ricette/ragu-classico-bolognese-ricetta-depositata-alla-camera-di-commercio-di-bologna/

>>16167669
My company has an Italian office and while most of them are chill around food, there is one of them that is obsessed with Italian food "accuracy" and spergs out hard when he sees anything vaguely Italian.