/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16161597
can we get a soyjak edit of this creatura

>>16161597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZbeEV8fZMM

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>>16161597
i like corm.

It's not corn season. Another 4-5 months. 18c a ear I can get it for bulk. I still got tons in the freezer.

Isn't here yet, but either Peaches and Cream or Olathe variety. Maybe Silver King/Queen.

>>16161597
I'd eat the corn out of her mother's shit, if you catch my drift

>>16162072
Mmm, I'd love to cream in a little kindergartner while smelling peach shampoo.

Bacon wrapped corn because even though it's reddit, I like those things.

>>16162172
Reddit is pretty cool. Very comprehensive site with discussions of a plethora of topics and great community. Much more logically laid out and archived than say 4chan.

Canned with some butter and black pepper

>>16163271
For what purpose? To waste ingredients?

>>16161597
eh lotte

>>16161691
that one fucking lip smack blew my eardrums out
how can people stand this asmr shit with the mics amped up to 11

I try to grow pic related this year.
hyped as fuck.

>>16162116
Huh?

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>>16163283
Because corn on the cob is the worst form factor for eating corn

>>16161597
Popcorn.

>>16162116
Yeah I catch your shit alright

>>16165477
i meant drift

>>16165231
Nah I fucking love corn on the cob. Roll a tab of butter over it. Sprinkle on some salt and pepper. Hell yeah.

>>16165231
>form factor
you will never be a woman

>>16164719
Because this isn't asmr its for people with a feeding fetish. I listen to asmr of like finger tapping and whispering and I think this lip smacking eating is disgusting

>>16165504
>>16165487
*Butter and all other toppings roll off in your path*

>>16165519
How fucking dare you talk shit about Mukbang ASMR, it's the best thing to ever exist and you fucking know it!

>>16162169
A bit weird you want to smell peach shampoo.

>>16161597
It's not corn season but when it is I grill it and drizzle some local honey on it

Got 25lbs of corn coming in the mail tomorrow. Going to make cornbread, corn nuts, grits, and tortillas. Anyone got ideas on what else too make?

>>16161597
i tried elote at a mexican restaurant and it was great, gonna start making it at home

>>16165775
Make a corncob pipe, that would be pretty cool

>>16165775
Why did you order it by mail¿

silver queen

>>16166193
Couldn't find what I wanted locally.

>>16166153
Got pick related so that's not an option. :(

>>16161597
>>16161939
DIOS MIO, ES LA CREATURA DE LA MAIZE!!

>>16161597
Just some nice sweet corn with butter and a lil salt. None of that spic shit.

>>16161691
imagine putting valentino's on Corn. jesus christ some people are disgusting, also it isn't even the black label

>>16165637
When does melted butter roll off of corn on the cob. 10/10 pediatrician choice is corn on the cob. you ever use Form factor to describe food again and I'll rape you

200c for 30 minutes, cook in husk. Literally the perfect corn every time. Make up a batch and you can have it on tonnes of meals

>>16164732
Is it still edible or is it for making weird folk art?

>>16161597

On memorial day I'm having a seafood boil with my best 2 bros and will be shucking the corn right as I'm adding it to the pot. Reminds me of growing up on a farm desu.

>>16167933
Make sure to slurp it up while moaning and smacking on camera.

>>16161597
I only peel back the husk, but don't remove it entirely. Then I rub cold butter all over the kernels. Then I put the husk back in place, and toss it on the grill. The moisture from the butter steams the corn and gives the butter flavor a chance to penetrate down between the kernels. It's amazing.

>>16161597
I like my corn with some brown on it if you know what I mean

>it's corn season
Not where I live. Harvest isn't for months.

Sweet corn, rub butter on it after taking it off the grill and sprinkle pepper. Then take another cob, rub butter on it and sprinkle brown sugar/cinnamon mix on it.

>>16167954
Based scatposter

Roasted corn tastes good with just butter. Why add all this shit to it? Fat people are revolting.

>>16167954
Country girls make do

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>>16161597
I won't lie to you fellas. I've looked her up because of this thread, and cracked one out twice.

>>16161597
it's been corn season every day of every year since the 30s in America

>>16170092
>only two times

Gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

>>16161597
Hideous mutt

>>16170092
is she having onlyfans?
asking for friend

>>16170092
WHAT'S HER NAME

>>16171332
>is she having
Do indians really?

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>>16161597
Despite that shit of person depicted there, I will try to grew what is known as "purple" and "white corn, we're almost there annon, rain is coming late this year (again).

>>16171423
SAY HER NAME! WENDY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNgZMpb337E

Oh yeah, it's corn time

I just boil it and add salt, am I some kind of a corn barbarian for not finding any appeal in everything posted so far?

>>16161597
Corn cream soup is the only way i eat corn.

It doesn't digest otherwise

>>16164386
Ah yes, corn slathered in mayonnaise and cheese. A fine delicacy.

Roasted corn Chad vs Boiled corn virgin.

>>16163255
For real, on top of it you can save other people's posts and if people agree with you they give you karma, all I get here is called faggot

>>16167167
that corn may turn you gay, anon

>>16173220
I don't get it either.. just seems like corn that's been crop dusted in Takis

>>16161597
>what kind of corn you gonna have anon?
none because its all lab GMO garbage

>>16161597

>>16167167
It's for my asshole.

Ever since that Arno thread I've avoided eating corn since apparently it's not of this earth and not good for human consumption.
Haven't you ever wondered why you can't digest it properly, why you find whole corn pieces in your shit?

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>>16164719
its for coomers with a feeder fetish thats why the mics are amped up to 11 lol

>>16170128
how many times a day do you jerk off?

>>16161597
I've had the corn in the pic before, its surprisingly good

>>16161597
>>16161939
>>16169555
Do americans really?

>>16174493
It's probably prepared like Mexican corn. boiled, mayo + parmesan cheese (I think) but with taki dust instead

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>>16171434
any app's a dating app if you're Indian enough...
any app's a korn app if you're a freak on a leash

>>16167167
Why not both?

>>16161597
She looks like Shrek in a wig.

>>16161597

>>16161597
she (it?) shove that thing anywhere else? asking for a friend.

>>16179650
maybe on her onlyfans

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>>16161597

>>16161597
I like grilled ears of corn with adobe butter, which is just softened butter, salt, black pepper, chili powder and some lime juice.

>>16164386
Purple parmesan?

>>16176448
its literally a grass and who the fuck is arno

this is twice the price of normal corn but its worth it

is it true it has next to zero nutritional value?

>>16161597
It's not corn season. Elephant's eye by the fourth of July. Where do they even import corn from during grilling season? Obviously the southern hemisphere, but where?

>>16174036
faggot

>>16174036
well if you didn't act so much like a faggot, maybe we'd stop calling you one, faggot

>>16161597
I refuse to believe I am of the same species as that thing

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>>16161597
i live in iowa, i will be eating peaches and cream purchased from teenagers in a back of a pickup truck in a parking lot at least weekly from late june until early september. typically i boil them but sometimes i'll just eat it raw if it's a good batch. on my porch, at about 7pm as the heat of the day is dying down, with a cold Busch Light and a thic wedge of watermelon, letting the juice run down my chin and onto my naked chest. God i'm proud to be from the Midwest

>>16164386
elote is indeed delicious. every time i'm in a place with lots of mexicans i buy it from a stand.

>>16164732
that looks cool as fuck

>>16167954
fun fact, Mollie Tibbetts' killer has no recollection of her murder and described hearing voices/feeling mind controlled in the weeks prior to committing the crime. he got MKultra'd, i think they were trying to provoke racial animosity but it didn't work because a) iowans are generally pretty friendly b) mexicans are generally pretty chill c) the dairy, meat and ag industries would literally collapse within 2 months without illegal mexican labor

>>16181220
There’s plenty of fresh grown corn in florida, it’s the early crop but it’s there. They’re even doing pick your own corn things now, fucking transplants.