/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16149004
incredibly based anon, good work.
these steamy hot logs will slide nicely down their throats

>>16149004
I don't see how people can make and consume food that looks like literal shit. If my food ends up looking like shit I have to add something to it to make it not look like it came from soemone's asshole.

>>16149021
like cutting the jannie roll in half? Would fit insode pan, wont look like shit but now we have 2 jannies :(

>>16149004
>ethically sourced

>>16149004
A fine specimen for sure, anon. Andy would be proud :')

>>16149004
it looks like a turd

>>16149004
How much would one have to pay for a "jannie roll"?

>>16149466
Very observant, Anonymous.

>>16149644
>$3.50

>>16149644
they get it for FREE

>>16149004
Delish. Did you make it yourself?

Most people who bitch about moderation probably did something that deserved a ban.
OP is a faggot and his shitty, off topic thread must be reported as much as possible to help improve /ck/.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=16149004

>>16150117
Seethe jannie

>>16150117
dilate

Why are you frying chocolate?

>>16149004
please tell me that you didn't cook your feces

>>16149004
On my last day of work I actually brought turd shaped brownies to work. When people giggled or mentioned the shape I said what's wrong? Why are you laughing and that would shut them up. They did eat my brownie turds though.

>>16149060
based /b/tard

>>16149004
What is that thing really

>>16149004
Nice, OP. Looks fresh

>>16152059
cursed image

>>16150080
yes

>>16152059
That isn't a sustainable business model.

>>16149060
>artisanal
>anal

anyone else ever roll up a milky way like a turd then pull it out of their pants and eat it in front of the girls at school?

>>16152059
I wonder if somebody has tried ordering that at Subway.

Is Birdo sweating because a dude just walked in to casually a shitlog or because he has to hold it in for the next customer?

What will the garnishes be that lizard head puts on it?

What are the protective goggles on the cashier for? Or is it a gas mask for when somebody orders the polish sausage?

>>16152059
Wew lad I guess I’ll postpone dinner for a couple hours

>>16153095
back in my day we'd eat an actual turd. you pussies got soft

>>16153112
back in my day we'd ask Jessica if we could have a piece of her hair cause she had the longest hair then we'd try to catch a fly and get the string tied to him without killing him so then you'd have a fly on a leash. We weren't allowed milkyways and the kids who ate real poo went to a different building.

>>16153137
>the kids who ate real poo went to a different building
Are u a jannie?

>>16153276
no, but if i pretend I am will there be a funny punchline?

>>16149004
Where did you get the garloid?

>>16152059
WTF I GOT PROMOTED

>>16153310
Yes, jannies gets their own building for school

>>16149021
This is corned beef hash. It is a can of corned beef from aldi, 2 potatoes, and half an onion.

>>16149004
>22 hours later

>>16152059
Nobody fucking summoned you

>>16154172
Based

>>16149004
I want to see the finished product and a cross section

>>16149004
imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating that

jannies log posters confirmed

>>16149004
>herbs on meat

>>16149004
Spyro putting cheese on a Jared Steamer gets, deleted but the thread remains. We're living witnesses to a legend here.

>>16156193
I fapped to the unedited image.

>>16156705
the unedited image is not sexual in any way whatsoever