/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16150419
okay

>>16150419
they're treated like childs until they're 21 and their beers is pisswater, so no big surprise there

>>16150419
nice blog faggot, i'm glad you're putting your parents money to good use

Why do euros call shitty pita sandwiches "kebabs"???
This is a fucking kebab.

>>16150433

University is free for me lmao

>>16150549
That's a shish kebab you spaz

>>16150419
That's because all the Americans who are obsessed enough with Europe to actually want to go there for a student exchange program are all pussy degenerate liberal faggots. They'll go over there, spend way too much on everything like the disgusting yuppies they are, and then return to the US and talk about how cultured they are and how backward the US is.

>>16150555
why don't they just sell them like that? seems easier to eat and better tasting than a bunch of stale bread, wilted lettuce, and spoiled yogurt-based sauce.

>>16150419
truth
>go to Star Trek con in Vegas
>party hard with other nerds, Vegas style
>international last man standing competition
>Canadians, bongs, bogans, krauts, etc.
>be only Yank to make it till sun up

>>16150549
>>16150568
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_kebabs

>>16150568

Because it's a meal for people who have been binge drinking all night, not some gayboy nibbling on a Turk's stick like you seem to prefer

>>16150606
>This is the best and brightest of what the UK has to offer.
>We don't understand how muslims and pakis took over our world empire so fast

>>16150419
This story is really familiar to me.

>Be Dutchfag in a student rowing club
>Rowing clubs are more like fraternities over here, so lots of drinking
>Half our members are international students: people from France, Germany, Britain, Poland, the Balkans etc.
>We get two American exchange students
>From that point on we have to mop the floor of the clubhouse every week because the Americans couldn't help but vomit whenever drinks are involved

With the British it was once in a while, but Americans are fucking pathetic when it comes to drinking. They clearly don't enjoy their drink, think the ultimate goal is getting drunk and then completely overestimate themselves. Anglos don't know how to drink.

>>16150641
>Be Dutchfag in a student rowing club
>Rowing clubs are more like fraternities over here, so lots of drinking
You eurofags really take reading harry potter that seriously huh lmao

>>16150641
On the contrary. It's the rest of the world that doesn't know how to drink.
>Alcohol is poison
>Therefore the goal of drinking alcohol is drinking poison
>Anglos are the fastest and most efficient poison drinkers.
>Other countries sit around and sip their poison slowly, and do a shit job at getting poisoned.
Step it up pussy

>>16150419
>>16150641
Do you guys forget that 21 is the legal drinking age in America? First timers that aren't obese are going to puke when they don't have anyone telling them to cool it. My first shots were fireball and super cheap whisky, so of course me and my friends upchucked when we were trying to down bottles.

>>16150419
While that's true, never have I seen more out of control drunks than I did in Newcastle.

>Women pissing in the streets
>Dudes vomiting on stoops
>People fighting in the road
>Trash thrown everywhere

Man I've even been out with actual stereotypical drunken sailors who have more manners and decency than the English. Even frat parties have more class. Americans (men at least) might be lightweights but we generally know when to call it a night or go home and act a mess in privacy.

>>16150682
>he didn't do any underage drinking

>>16150419
No one cares bougie faggot this isn’t your travel blog

>>16150550
Me too and I’m American

>>16150682
The American students got drunk to the point of vomiting almost every week, no matter how often we told them to slow down.

They were always like "Wooo let's party!" and then ended up vomiting and crying somewhere past midnight.

It got so annoying that we simply didn't invite them anymore to parties.

>>16150694
lmao this man gets it
I QUIT drinking when I turned 21 because I got so bored of it by that point.

>>16150620
>hurr all dumb because they drinking
Fuck off muh looks on a night out nigger cunt you all just end up puking and doing the hula or dumb tiktok meme

>>16150682
>Muh law though
You are a cuck, you think euros wait until it's legal to drink to start?

>>16150419
Imagine you were able to go your whole life without seeing a br’’sh “person”

Then you’re surrounded by them.
You’d cry too buddy.

>>16150682
>first shots were fireball

How old are you, like 12?

>>16150620
they didn't take over -- so fast -- they were handed the job

>>16150682
i drank 12 shots of whiskey my first time getting drunk and wasn't even hung over the next day. it was a magical experience i have never since been blessed with

>>16150419
White woman look like that?
Oof

>>16150549
kebab is a collective term like sushi, it's not one specific dish

>>16150419
>be Aussie
>staying in a hostel
>lots of people from heaps of countries
>fuck yeah lets get drunk cunts
>grab a slab of beer at midday and crack it open
>every eurofag and american are still sitting around drinking non-alcoholic drinks and reading their faggy blogs
>whatever cunts
>get smashed with other aussies and kiwis
>5pm, we're sloshed
>stagger out to the pub for happy hour and some dinner
>get home at 9 absolutely blind
>Americans are just starting to drink
>fucking slowcunts
>eurofags havent even made dinner yet
>lazy cunts
>gotta be on the worksite tomorrow at 5, fucking lazy cunts
>go to sleep knowing they'll be spewing and crying over some hipster cityfag drama at 4am while I'm getting ready for my $80/hour job holding a shovel in hi-viz
>knock off work again at midday and repeat

>>16152555
saying 'cunt' doesn't make a national identity

>>16151363
just the engl*sh ones, don't worry

>>16152555
I`d knock you out pussy.

>>16152555

>>16152598
Russel Coight is a parody

>>16152614
And Australians are a parody of themselves.

>>16152618
That doesn't make any sense. If something is genuine it can't be parody.

>>16152622
Australians aren't genuine.

>>16152628
If Australians aren't genuinely Australian then Australians aren't Australian so they're not Australian which means they aren't Australian.

>>16152634
Abos are the only genuine Australians.

>>16152639
you don't have to be aboriginal to be aboriginal. My cousin decided he 'felt a connection to the land' when he was like 17 during a rebellious stage to piss off his ocka dad. Few years of listening to tribal elders and doing the smoke ceremonys and what ever else abo's have to do and he gets all the abo gibs and is accepted by the local kickacoonalong people. The guys got the same complexion as pewdiepie and our family has 0 abo blood but hey free dental care.

>>16152598
right hand side is Melbournefags
basically gay british hipsters at this point, not Aussie in the slightest

>>16152639
>fat white kid and an overweight italian mum
>abbo

>>16150641
>we have to mop the floor of the clubhouse every week because the Americans couldn't help but vomit whenever drinks are involved
They do it for free

>>16152864
All Australians are literally British people though.

>>16150419

>>16150419
Drinking is new and exciting to Americans. They go through phases/behaviours in their mid-20s that we got out of our system as teenagers. I think it's cute desu.

>>16153296
from my experience also a shitton of serbs and macedonians.
Brit convict blood + balkanoids = Banter levels prevously unachieved anywhere else

>>16150549
There are different types of kebab you irritating burger.

>>16150419
>be part of a multinational student exchange program
This is how I know you're an insufferable faggot

>>16150620
they didnt you delusional retard

I've conquered all the chippys
I never gonna stop
chips n peas and gravy
I`ve ate a fucking lot
pepperoni pizza and chicken vindaloo
I'm a big fat bastard cause I love my fuckin food allez allez allez

>>16150549
That's schaschlik. Try harder

>>16152555
worlds most boring man award i cannot imagine how awful a conversation with you would be

>>16153327
>They go through phases/behaviours in their mid-20s that we got out of our system as teenagers.
That's a good point, here in Europe you start to get treated and expected to act as an adult far at a generally younger age.

>>16150567
Going abroad looks good on your resume if you're doing anything business related. If you had the choice between exchange somewhere safe in Europe or at Sao Paulo university where would you fucking go?

>>16150641
How do you expect them to keep up? It's not their culture.
t. Frenchfag who started drinking red wine and espressos when I was 6 (six)

>>16153618
>expected to act like an adult
>live with your parents until you're 40

>>16150419
The absolute state of Anglo women, this is peak beauty in Britain

>>16150419
Drinking alcohol is cringe

>>16150419
>Decide to go to England
>Get plastered at the pub for a night
>Hear about the great chippy places
>Walk in see this
>Get harassed by the slags immediately
>"How 'bout we take tha' sausoge of 'ers n make a sosage butty"
>get nauseated
>mussy peas are coming back up
>vomit on them
>slags shriek
>Try to escape
>UK Police outside
>Oi u gots a loicences
>Islam prayer bells starts going off
>everyone takes out mats and prays
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

>>16150419
You're all kids and I could easily out drink all of you pussies until you're shitting and pissing yourself. I am a stone cold alcoholic, though.

>>16153296
first settlers were brit, welsh, irish and scottish, then later waves of migrants added a lot of Southern Europeans to the gene pool.
In the southern states every 2nd family is either Greek or Italian.

anyone able to get their ass on a plane and live in a different country to study is probably gonna be an amateur. The 30 beers a night type have a limited travel radius

>>16150692
>The entirety of the Anglo world is degenerate
Breaking news, water is wet

>>16150549
Why do mutts always try to be clever and think they know everything but always end up making themselves look like an utter cunt?

>>16150419
you’re not European, cry about it and stop larping amerifat

>>16153560
t. Ukrainian

>>16150606
God I miss Cardiff nights out

>was Dutch exchange student
>always having a kebab at 5am
Checks out

>>16155505
What?

>>16150692
>Women pissing in the streets
Imagine the smell

>>16150641
>Rowing clubs are more like fraternities
I respect you people and you drink well but from what they've told me corps hates your guts and hates you seeing wearing your ties.
Boeit mij niet want zuipen is zuipen hehehe

>>16155505
Thats just humanity you drunk sud