/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16143102
It’s probably weird because milk is meant to grow baby cows, not to be drank by humans

>>16143102
It is, past a certain age. I've had adults staying over at my house ask me where the cereal is.

>not here, because I'm not raising children.

>>16143102
>Spending the night with someone you're not married to.

>>16143113
Ok jewberg and/or nigger

https://voca.ro/1bi5IQStzhGZ

>>16143102
I'm not much of a milkdrinker, but if I had some left over from cooking I'll have it. This also applies to wine.

>twitter
>normies

>>16143102
STOP *clap* NORMALIZING *clap* WHITE *clap* WOMEN *clap* ATTEMPTING *clap* “COMEDY” *clap*

>>16143142
Based.

>>16143102
I don't care about some dumb bitch on Twitter's opinion about drinking milk

>>16143102
Schopenhauer was right

>>16143119
>>not here, because I'm not raising children.
we know

>>16143102
>Imagine you're seeing someone and everything is going smoothly, one weekend she stays over at your house and right before you're about to fuck she says: "I'm gonna need you to put on a condom"

How to spot a DYEL

I don't like it but its not weird. Now when they say they are allergic to onions just because they don't like them, then yes, that is weird, childish and retarded.

>>16143113
And almonds are meant to be grown into almond trees. Whats your point?

Looks like someone's getting osteoporosis when they're older

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNogj_fIK_g

>>16143102
inshallah this woman will soon learn her place
this is KEFIR you western swine-whore and it gives restful dreams
bring my fourth wife, i have no more need of you tonight

>>16143113
i can't get human milk from the grocery store, if i could then maybe i'd be drinking that

>>16143102
>having milk before bed
Why do would anyone wake up with shit smelling breath?
Also this looks a bit infantile.

>>16143203
>implying I eat or drink almonds
you fags are the absolute dumbest.

>>16143217
we will stone her soon alhamdulillah

>>16143182
I appreciate your burn, anon.

i do this but only because i lack toast and taller it and i like to fart while i'm sleeping and in the morning

>>16143217
>>16143310
White Shariah now

>>16143290
Answer the question

Milk literally helps you sleep

>>16143181
dis nigga name soap in shower lmaoo

>>16143143
fuckin achewood
ray > beef > cornelius > lyle > philippe > teodor > garbage juice > todd

>>16143347
That humans are not meant to drink milk after weening from their mothers, you dolt.

>>16143399
Humans aren't meant to use computers or watch television, they're not meant to fly in planes or drive cars, or even wear clothes, in fact we're not "meant" to do anything.

>>16143124
big yikes indeed

>>16143399
A slave obeys.
A man chooses.

>>16143124
Fuck off summerfag

>>16143181
More like SCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOLenhauer

>>16143182
ouch

>>16143182
hachi machi

>>16143169
based sakamoto poster

>>16143367
all aboard the tru train chugga chugga tru tru lmfao

>>16143435
Hey, good one. I think I've seen that copy+pasted all over by retards who will vehemently defend the dairy board of america's propaganda.
>>16143493
You're literally drinking milk because of a private entity's propaganda, goy.

>>16143399
So your either a chink or a nigger. Sad!

>>16143493
A butt poops.
A weiner pees.

>>16143119
Why would you raise children on cow feed laced in copious amounts of sugar? Your children will probably end up fat and retarded.

>>16143604
I've reported you for racism outside of B

>>16143102

>>16143624
I will use my enormous strength granted to me through drinking lactose (food of my ancestors) to crush your tiny mongoloid skull.

>>16143603
I like how milk tastes so I drink it.

>>16143667
Have you tried not liking how milk tastes so you don't drink it?

Imagin being brown LOL

I'm not lactose intolerant but drinking a big glass of milk will make me fart up a storm.

Maybe she's implying that she's about to get dutch ovened

Everyone is misreading her post. She's not surprised he's drinking milk, she's surprised he's using a glass and not drinking straight from the carton while standing in front of the fridge and scratching his belly like a normal person.

>>16143143
I don't get it.

>>16143794
there’s different levels of lactose intolerance much like autism. i can drink a gallon and be lethargic but not hurt my stomach or GI tract.

>>16143794
Anon you're some level of LI, I legit do gomad for 3 months back in 2017 and farts were never an issue for me.

>>16143848
I don't drink milk regularly.
It's probably been a month since I drank a gallon.
I get the farts for a couple days until my gut bacteria get re-accustomed.

>>16143684
lol, dumb retard gorilla nigger vegan

>>16143142
Fuck off, retard.

>>16143102
I drink a glass before bed every night

>>16143856
That's never happened to me. You do probably have some low level LI bro

>>16143102
>>normies think it's weird to drink plain milk
women*
fixed that for you

they wonder why their bones are so weak, why they're lacking in iron and why they have osteoporosis when they spend their fucking life drinking hipster shit like almond milk and rice milk

>>16143911
you think 90 year old boomers have osteoporosis because they've been drinking almond milk since 1930?

>>16143113
>dicks are meant to impregnate women
>assholes are meant to expel shit

And yet you still insist on sticking dicks up your asshole

>>16143102
I only drink whole milk. 2% milk just tastes too watery

Yikes. That's a lot to unpack. Ngl kinda sus. Folks.

>>16143102
Women? In my bedroom? It's more unlikely than you think.

>>16143184
as opposed to what? "I'm gonna need you to impregnate me and share our HPV strains"?

>>16144026
go on the pill bitch or get an implant, not my problem

>>16144073
I love how fags on here talk about how fake vegan food is and that lab-made stuff is bad. But then you have posts like these.
It’s as if people on here aren’t consistent in their ideologies

>>16144091
>It’s as if people on here aren’t consistent in their ideologies
It's almost like there are lots of different people here

I grew up on goat's milk and hated it even if it is great for certain cooking.

I never did learn to like cow's milk as a drink so I don't drink it, either.

>>16143102
social media "normies" are majority non-white, of course they don't drink milk, or at least on its own.

>>16144098
Sneed

>>16143102
This is her latest excuse for why she has a uncontrollable need to fuck random new people.

>>16143399
Awww poor whittle guy reported the mean post sowwy your wittle feewings got hurted

>>16144280
Yep. Pol and b are containment boards for you incels

>>16143958
30 and 40 year old women, my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS05Okms7cM

>>16144345
osteoporosis is higher in women who consume more milk than those who dont

>>16144361
SOurces

>>16144374
“ The Milk Myth
For years we have been brought up with the belief milk is a good source of calcium and that drinking it promotes the development of strong teeth and bones. However, research undertaken by a team of Swedish scientists shows a link between milk consumption with increased mortality, bone fractures and osteoporosis.”
https://iphysio.io/osteoporosis/

>>16144389
>Swedish scientists agree that guzzling cum is healthier and more delicious than cows milk

>>16144539
>this goes against my beliefs so I’m going to ignore it like a retard

>>16144389
Based

>>16144558
>some weird new age swedish anti-milk website says calcium causes osteoporosis...source: some articles from 2014
yeah that makes sense

>>16143102

I don't give a shit, it balances my stomach bacteria, so you can't all eat dicks. You fucking people don't know shit about this in an afterthought.

>>16144595
and by that, I mean you must ALL eat dicks.

>>16144595
You are an idiot

>>16143684
Sounds like you probably have them faggot genes that makes milk hurt your tummy yet somehow are still able to guzzle and digest multiple loads of cum in one night. Maybe go be happy doing that instead of being mad that us Chads can drink milk with no problem and like it.

>>16143399
humans weren't meant to communicate with or let alone know there were this many people in the world but here we are

>>16143113
I love being White and able to drink milk.

milk is only good if you eat lots of heavy food before it.

>>16143102
> mfw white and therefore evolved enough to drink milk without issue

>>16143102
When I get my jersey cow I will be crazy not to drink a glass of raw milk

>>16143148
Yes?

>>16145379
Milk is good when it tastes good. Simple as.

>>16143119
>adults staying over at my house ask me where the cereal is.
Same but with tea/coffee. Not here, because I'm not a caffeine addict. Water or go thirsty caff-brained faggots.

>>16143182
>>16145533
Based posters

>>16143652
Ironically Mongols subsisted off of almost entirely meat and dairy

>>16143102
Is she American? She's pretty ignorant in that case

>>16143124
Fucking normals do this shit forreal?

>>16143150
Stop regurgitating memes

>>16143182
lmao

>>16144558
I ignore things that I don't think are true. Swedes are fags so I ignore them. I think you're a fag so I ignore you too.

Is this why the average American height is in a free fall?

Does milk help you grow tits?

>>16143794
>I'm not lactose intolerant, I'm just intolerant to lactose.

>>16143102
I drink half a gallon of whole milk per day, unironically

>>16143102
Imagine you're seeing someone and everything is going smoothly and one morning you wake up and see her without makeup and realize you are dating a 3 and not an 8.
Imagine

>>16143705
this

>>16144389
>>16144374
Not just sources, but methodology, N size and replication study...

>>16143102
I usually drink baked milk.

>>16143102
Bitch is seething because her tiny tits can't produce the delicious milk he needs.

>>16145993
What in tarnation..

>>16146015
What? It tastes smoother than regular milk

>>16145993
Damn, now I'm craving ryazhenka...

>>16145993
isn't that just evaporated milk?

>>16146044
Apparently not. It's beige and tastes slightly differently

>>16146032
Thoughtful choice

>>16146059
seems like its between condensed milk and evaporated milk

>>16143113
white people genetics are literally made to drink milk

>>16144389
https://www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g6015
>Conclusions High milk intake was associated with higher mortality in one cohort of women and in another cohort of men, and with higher fracture incidence in women.
>>Given the observational study designs with the inherent possibility of residual confounding and reverse causation phenomena, a cautious interpretation of the results is recommended.

>>16146044
>>16146059
>>16146060
It's a milk that went through Maillard reaction. This is what gives it a distinct color and taste.
I can't find a decent source to verify if it's suitable for the lactose intolerant people.

>>16143816
Achewood is peak redditry
Look at the kind of person that enjoys that trash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWFm5q_B5EQ

>i feel like some milk
>take your shirt off
will this work?

>>16143102
>X group of people think Y
>twitter screenshot of yet another nobody
kill yourself op, please

>>16143113
There's nothing in cow milk that isn't also found in human milk.

>>16143816
Lmao this nigger still drinking milk ayyyyy

Why do fascist men love milk so much?. Seriously, pol and fit full of right wing milk drinking assholes

>>16146111
I think it is more suitable because most of lactose gets broken

>>16146392
Because fascists have good taste in everything.

>>16146396
Except winning wars kek

>>16145604
based based poster

>>16144073
You still shouldn't cum inside a woman on birth control, retard.

>>16143182
holy fuck

>>16146112
damn. just looking at him pissed me off, but when he started talkin with his speach impediment, it ruined my day. thanks

>go exercise with dog
>get back and drink some soy milk

>>16143102
I don't get it.

>>16146760
Franco wants a word with you.

>>16143119
Outside America you can get cereal that isn't just a sugar delivery system.

>>16146112
Every Breadtuber is either a fat bearded guy with a receding hairline or an MtF tranny. Sometimes both.

>>16143182
savage

>>16146917
virgin here, why not? Apart from STDs

>>16147438
Birth control is not 100% effectice

>>16144389
people who drink lots of milk are more likely to do crazy shit and injure themselves.

>>16147438
Nothing is perfect. All birth control methods have a failure rate even without user error (and user error is also surprisingly common). Using multiple methods makes everything more foolproof. You should at least pull out even if she's on birth control, just to err on the side of caution.

>>16147438
A lot of the time the girl is lying. Never trust when a girl says she's on the pill or an implant, always use a rubber. I live in a university town and can't stress this enough.

Yes.
>tastes good
>goes with most dishes
>makes my bones stronk
>befuddles minorities
>jews want me to stop so it must be good
Drinking milk is redpilled.

>all these virgins not realizing that she's concerned about bad dairy breath or gas from the dude drinking dairy so close to bed

>>16143971
kek

>>16143231
cow milk has more protons so even if you could you probably shouldn't

drinking milk is weird

>>16143399
But what about the adult lactose tolerance Europeans evolved?

>>16143113
you sound like a nigger or a chink, are you just jealous you can't drink glorious milk?

>>16147700
That's not necessarily good if you can't get enough electrons to balance it out.

>>16143142
dont scream too loudly or mom's gonna hear

>>16143102
It is weird. Milk is unfinished cheese. But I think she's just a nymphomaniac and is upset at the thought some guy might just want to just spend some time with her and go to sleep without being lewd.

There are no other species on this Earth that consume milk post-infancy. Of all the species that do consume milk in any capacity, NONE consume the milk of a species other than their own. It is unnatural. But damn does it taste good.

man it really sucks have a lactose intollerance...

>>16143182
fucking hell mate

>>16145616
That's not data on men who bring a glass of milk to bed when spending a weekend with their new sweetheart

>>16143182

>>16147999
I have it and I still regularly drink milk when I get acid reflux and it doesn't bother me. Whole milk is fine, 2% will make me poo. White cheeses are fine, yellow cheese makes me a walking chemical weapon. I don't get it man but it doesn't stop me.

>>16145792
Yeah I'd never date a girl I hadn't seen without make up.

>>16145993
Nice. Sometimes if I'm feeling fancy I'll cook up some scorched milk to go in my coffee, even make some beignets to go with it lol.

>>16147975
Yeah there's also no other species that has absolutely dominated the world. Coincidence?

>>16143182

>>16146112
4chan has always liked achewood. Your tourist is showing.

>>16146112

You diss my dogg you fluff my Hogg

>>16143102
this has never happened in the past 30+ years in America

>>16148103
I've been on this shithole since 2006 and I've never even heard of that comic

>>16143182
uncompromisingly based

>>16148286
do you remember what used to happen on wednesday on /b/?

>>16143182
Put me in the screenshot

>>16143102
>Be asian
>Drink milk whole life
>Not know that I'm supposed to be lactose intolerant
>Nobody in family is lactose intolerant
>Every "Italian" American around me gets the shuts when they eat any dairy, and get inflammation when they eat bread

>girl i met on tinder comes over
>we put on a movie and start to mess around
>she asks for a glass of water, ok
>grab my water glass from atop my chest of drawers
>throw some ice in it, fill it up
>realize as i’m handing it to her that i used it for milk earlier that day
>there’s white shit floating in the water
>”anon wtf is this”
>she thought i was trying to drug her
>finally convince her it’s just milk by drinking it myself
>we still hookup but she never responds to my texts again

why bros

Subhumans seething itt

>>16146112
I'm not going to stop loving Achewood just because one of the fags you follow on Youtube also likes it.
That seems like exactly the sort of thing the sheep on Reddit would do.

>>16148345
Don't use unwashed glasses for guests you fucking disgusting sex-having piece of shit.

>>16148342
lol same, only with dog meat instead of milk.

>>16148355
Nobody said you should. You love Achewood because you're the type of thing that does.

>>16148373
You will never be white

>>16148363
Yeah, when I read that he grabbed his water glass I thought that was going to be the issue in the story.
How about grabbing her a fresh one from a cupboard, man? Fucking hell.

>>16148363
>>16148388
this was like 8 years ago in uni, i wouldn’t do that shit now.

>>16143113
And women are meant to grow human babies but for some reason we allow them to go on twitter and vote

>>16148406
Is Tinder that old already?

>>16147975
Wrong there are ant colonies that use aphids in the same way we use milking cattle
https://modernfarmer.com/2014/04/meet-earths-oldest-farmers-ants/

>>16148330
I remember sink threads, but I haven't been on /b/ in over a decade.

Reminder that lactose intolerance is a mental illness

>>16148462
smelling my farts is a mental thing i guess

>>16148478
Everybody farts even with no milk

>>16148462

>>16148442
>Using ants milking aphids as an example.
>Thinking this makes it okay for you as a human to compare/justify your actions to that of an insect.

At least you didn't reference this then in the same sentence justify milk drinking since "no other animal wears clothes or created space flight" like that retard who brought this up last week. Yeah, if you're out there I remember that you fucking moron.

>>16143169
Based, just watched episode 12

>>16148695
post physique
using my incredible predictive powers i know that you wont

>>16148726
Once you can explain to me what my physique has to do with the context of this topic and why you would like to see it, I will formally call you a fag and tell you to fuck off. I'll wait.

>>16148422
Are we that old already?

>>16148695
>There are no other species on this Earth that consume milk post-infancy. Of all the species that do consume milk in any capacity, NONE consume the milk of a species other than their own. It is unnatural
>Hey here is another species that does exactly that in a much similar way as humans maybe it isn't all that unnatural
>but b-but they are fucking insects ants even it's not okay, it's still unnatural because some documentary funded by forks over knives told me so, why aren't you vegan yet?!

>>16148768
Uhh, insects don’t produce milk you insufferable idiot. Therefore whatever the ants are doing isn’t consuming milk.

>>16148756
another victory for the oracle

american milk is so fucking bad

t. irish

>>16143119
>he doesn't eat hot cereal

>>16143102

Idk man I drank almost a gallon a day as a kid and drink a half gallon every other day

Ice cold milk after mowing the lawn is the tits

>>16148768
Aphids produce "honeydew" which is not AT ALL similar to milk of a mammal. Therefore the "milk" the ants are consuming is no more a "milk" than maple syrup is. Turn your fucking brain on.

>>16146917
>You still should always cum inside a woman on birth control or not, retard.

Fixed that for ya

>>16143182
Yeah I'm an anti-natalist, so what

>>16149248
If you want her to get pregnant, then sure. There's nothing inherently wrong with that, just be prepared for what you're doing.

>>16149272
Cumming in a girl just feels good, and the risk makes it extra hot :D

>>16143217
based

>>16143182
ice

>>16143102
>subhumans think it's weird to drink milk
fixed

>>16143182
based incel bants

>>16148773
>Uhh
And before he knew it, due to it's normalization in his daily life, he began to add retard noises to his text based conversations.

>>16143102
What makes this singular twitter post from two years ago representative of normies?

>>16143113
Vegans go to Hell.

how about a glass of nourishing, dense, hydrating water you babies

>>16150755
the only adjective that belongs in that list is hydrating; you retard.

>>16150755
Milk is more hydrating than pure water. Not even kidding.

>>16148103
>4chan likes thing
that only confirms it to be shit, nigger

>>16147975
>There are no other species on this Earth that consume milk post-infancy

Have seen cows drink milk from each other desu

>>16146760

>>16143182
ABSOLUTELY BASED.
Also if you inject your blood into a cow, it will produce tailored antibodies in its milk just for your body.

>>16150869
based france
god save the queen

>>16143182
Boo-urn

i love lactose free milk.

>>16150908
nigger detected

>tfw gf uses almond milk
>tfw don't use milk enough to warrant buying my own separate real milk
>tfw will almost never have real milk again

At least she eats real cheese

>>16150810
Doesn’t mean it’s reddit, retard

>>16143102
>imagine you're seeing someone
yeah fucking right. horseshit fantasy.
i want to stove every normie's head in with a pipe wrench

>>16150881
why france

Consuming milk within 30 mins of it being delivered to your home is fine. But if it's sitting in the fridge till night, I want to blend it with either an Alphonso mango or any other fruit I can find

>>16148342
Why are asians even lactose intolerant? Didn't the mongols consume tons of dairy?

>>16143102
All these kissless virgins in here not realizing she said "about to go to bed" because it's fucking disgusting kissing someone with hot milk breath.

>>16147975
There is no other species on earth that has invented the firearm. There is no other species on earth that has inhabited every single continent. There is no other species on earth that is even half as successful as human beings.
What's you're point, milk and milk products like yoghurt are good for you and promote a real hunter's physique.

>>16146185
Apart from antibodies and sufficient iron, vitamin E and fatty acids

>>16143572
I knew what this meant but I wanted to google it to learn where it came from, highlighted it and instead of search google I hit print by accident. Didn't think anything of it until my boss starts waving around a piece of paper yelling "WHO PRINTED HACHI MACHI?". I'm scared, I think he thinks it's a racial slur or something. Pic related is the hachi machi in question.

>>16152125
>url to this thread printed in the header
it's all ogre for you

>>16151987
Actually thats my fetish. Theres something cozy and homely in a girl with sour, heavy breath. I loved smelling the breath of my ex. I would just say, open wide and take a big sniff.

>>16152135
oh no. oh fuck. it's been real frens this is my life now. Mr. Robinson suck my cock you decrepit bridge dwelling ghoul you'll never find me. I am the hachi machi man.

>>16152125
i’m laughing so hard right now, holy shit. it’s from the critic, right?

>>16152125
>>16152149
It's the middle of the night or early morning on a Saturday for most English-speaking nations, larping tard.

>>16152165
some offices work on saturdays too and also straya exists

>>16150841
I lived next to a dairy farm and the guy had two cows who did this. Locked in some weird lesbian embrace, they would drink from each others udder. Every day. He send them to the factory to get their heads removed

>>16152165
I'm from Aus it's 6pm, I work customer assistance for a round the clock mechanic service.
>>16152164
I don't even care where it's from anymore. I hate this fucking job.

>>16151990
And there is no species on earth in which depression is so prevalent. Return to nature.

>>16152194
>>16152209
Australia hardly counts as an English-speaking country.

>>16152224
ok seppo

>>16151990
Funny how "hunters" only started drinking milk 8000 to 10000 years ago and we get milk from domesticated agriculture and the countries with the number one intakes of milk have the most hip fractures.

>>16152240
.t has never shot some invasive goat cut it's udder off and carried it around for fresh milk for his cup of tea

>>16143102
Anything normies agree is weird is weird by definition.

>>16151971
Mongols are pretty different from the chinese.

>>16143102
I drink milk straight from the jug. It's delicious.

>>16143102
do people really just drink milk straight from the jug? its basically just another ingredient for me

So are milk and cookies just not a thing anymore? What the fuck are you supposed to drink with them, water?

>>16143102
Milk is packed full of nutrients and protein.. why is being healthy bad?

It’s better than drinking alcohol. Alcohol literally damages your brain

>>16147438
You don't need to cum up get stds

The second you enter without, is the point of contact. Always wrap it unless you are in a relationship bruh

>>16143102
This is some implicit white self hatred thing isn't it? i bet black twitter also thinks milk drinking is for creepy ass crackas

>>16143169
Reasonable as always, Sakamoto-san.

>>16152125
It’s hotchie motchie. I don’t think it existed before the Critic.

>>16143217
Unimaginably based

>>16147975
Appeal to nature fallacy

>>16151971
Steppe Asians =/= East Asians

>>16143113
Women say this but refuse to both take lactation inducing drugs or whip out their udders for feeding. DO YOU WANT ME TO DRINK HUMAN MILK OR NOT

>>16143102
Someone made a facebook post about how milk is only supposed to be for babies, because mammals stop lactating when their children gets older, and all the brainlets were like "THAT'S SO TROOOOO!!!!"
But let's ignore all the """unnatural""" shit they consume on a daily basis.

>>16143119
>my status as an adult is dictated by my breakfast food

>>16145533
What about alcohol?

Recently I bought a bottle of regular milk to drink along while eating this.

It's spiciness comes out of nowhere and kicks you in the face

>>16150869
Ahh... the Spanish civil war. The time when an army of scum lead by sociopaths. Fought an army of scum lead by psychopaths, and the psychos won.

>>16146062
No, white people are made to eat cheese

>>16143113
Humans are meant to do whatever the fuck we want. Get off the internet if you only want to do what nature allows you to, you faggot.

>>16143113
Cows were selectively bred for milk production, so milk is literally for humans

>>16150869
>you will give birth to fascists
H-hot

>>16143113
If it's ok for baby cows it's ok for me.

>>16143119
>It is, past a certain age.
Not at all.

>>16148773
>>16148895
Milk doesn't just refer to mammal milk and never has even the word lactose is from the Roman word lacti- which meant lettuce as when you cut wild lettuces off at the stem they leak a milky substance the Romans thought mammal milk reminded them of that not the other way around

>>16152240
Around the same time bees invented honey actually

>>16149262
shut up, jew.

>>16143113
>>16143143
>not keeping a milk regiment
This is why you'll never make it.
>>16144091
Uh, am I fucking a lab-grown woman?
>>16143603
You're not drinking milk because you lack the enzymes to digest, common in those of European decent, you turbo-nigger.

>>16143113
This. The seethe in this thread pleases our glowie FDA overlords

>>16144361
That's due to an imbalance of calcium and vitamin d. If you supplement your milk consumption with vitamin d, you'll achieve paranormal abilities.