/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You’re worse than tacobell anon. Sneed goes in all fields

>>16139047
I love Adam! :D

>>16139097
Im trans btw don't know if that matters :)

there should never be celebrity general threads
you should be banned

>why he preps his wife, NOT the bull

>>16139357
>wife
Have seen “her”?

Adam is cute AND talented
I'm not gay, but I wish he was my bf :)

>>16139364
same

>>16139047
I love his fried green tomatoes recipe

I quit being gay cold turkey a few years ago but would gladly go back to my degenerate, coked up, twink slampig ways if it meant being Adam’s boitoi. *sigh*

>>16139520
>>16139505
>>16139364
>>16139362
>>16139357

guys lets keep the discussion focused on the great food he makes

>>16139517
I liked that video but haven't made them myself yet. I make his chicken parm like once a week though. So easy and good.

made his egg and fries recipe, good stuff. same with his cast iron pizza. don't care if he's a ꜱoychad, just watch for the food

>>16139552
I only eat out or eat fast food and haven't cooked a single meal in about 3 years. I watch Adam because of how sexy he is.

>>16139568
the hell is wrong is this board. worst part is there's a 0.01% you're not kidding

Bump for Adam

>>16139605
>not wanting to shoot fat ropes on Adam’s smooth muscle chest
go back

>>16139610
stop LARPing as a bug and post best recipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-39Vuw5Jtg

>>16139638
here is a good adam recipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPg-L5kJuOc

>>16139643
>fried with that much oil and butter
not healthy though

>>16139653
you're not gonna eat fried chicken everyday... right?

>>16139610
Chest? Bitchplz.
I'll lay a truckload of fat ropes up his asshole after I'm done with his whale of a wife.

>>16139643
vinegar leg on the right! :D

>>16139672
good point. cant think right, its too late at night

>>16139047
I love how looney he always looks in these stills

>>16139674
Ew. For me, it’s Adam leaving his wife for me. Imagine going on twilight walks and holding hands and smooching under the swaying willow trees after Adam has made you a delicious dinner cooked with tenderness and love. My heart is all a flutter now.

>>16139047
here's a list of better videos
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=filming+food+-adam

Adam makes the only good food content on youtube.

this is adam's best video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBeCmbKiY0Y

FRIED CHEESE

The videos where he's researching some food or nutrition topic are interesting
I don't give a fuck about his recipe videos

>>16139047
Anyone else try his shepherd's pie? I thought it was pretty good.

>>16139047
Adam changed my Macaron making life. Now I pump out a bunch of those sucker's bimonthly, so good! thanks adam!!

>>16139047
Honestly, I don't even want this kind of thread around even as a joke

>>16140742
Report advertising threads and they go away eventually.

>>16140742
and thus the reason its here, to russtle jimmies.

>>16139047
Janny, do your job

>>16139047
>>16139533
this has to be bait, right Adam?
please be some anon pretending to be adam pretending to make this thread, if it's actually you this is really sad
if you're some anon this is hilarious

>>16139047
New biscotti video!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMT6qQ8sCH8

>>16141916
>Janny deleted the Raguesa hate thread but leaves this bullcrap up

His pizza videos are good but his other stuff is cringe

>>16139047
Why is CHADam so based /ck/?

>>16139047
Adam really is the god of /ck/

>43 posts
>21 posters
This thread is just OP talking to himself.

>>16139253
im trans trans. I was trans then I transitioned AGAIN!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

His new Biscotti video is so good :D

Adam awoke, naked and chained to a wall, with a coughing fit, the hairs on his tounge having gotten caught in his windpipe while unconcious. He wheezed and felt the gag reflex kick in before finally exhaling the errant curly hairs. He looked upon them in his hand and realized these looked too feral, too masculine to be anywhere near his own. He took small comfort in knowing this meant he likely hadn't sucked himself off last night. Trying to recollect the events leading up to this, he noticed he was in a dark basement, walls lined with spice racks and filled to the brim with jars of Cayenne. Adam had little time to take in his surroundings as he became aware of a sharp burning sensation in his asshole. His confusion giving way to panic, he screamed for help into the darkness, his echoing plea reverberating into the void.

A moment of silence. Suddenly, the stillness was faintly broken by approaching footsteps accompanied by the sound of a piano:

https://youtu.be/UI6YgHidevk [Embed]

An vast silhoutte emerged from the dark, and with a booming voice exclaimed:

"This is Chef John, from fooooood wishes dot com wiiiith... How to prep your soyboy!"

A shiver came Raguesa as he suddenly remembered exactly what transpired last night.

"J-john, please, I-I'm sorry, I promise I'll cancel my Youtube account and buy some more Cayenne, just let m-"

No sooner had Adams words left his lips before John mighty hairy hands covered his mouth and forced his face to the ground, his muffled cries ignored by the titan, who was Jovially explaining every step of the process to the camera. In the corner of his eye, he saw Chef John reach for one of the jars of Cayenne while forcing Adams buttcheeks apart. At that moment, he realized the origin of the burning sensation he had felt earlier.

>>16139047
I make his shit sometimes and it's decent. He's easy to make fun of and it seems like it really pisses him off for some reason. The fact that he's too scared to acknowledge his YTP community that only makes jokes about him burning things instead of burning jews shows how fragile his ego is. His wife was hot in college but hasn't aged well.

Niggers tongue my anus

I love the positivity in these Adam threads. Anyone else tried his honey mustard chicken? I thought it was delicious.

>>16139047
Fuck off Adam you beady eyed rat jew looking freak.

>>16139047
why does Adam make ck seethe so much lmao

>>16143353
because he's actually good at cooking unlike the troglodytes that browse 4chan.

>>16139533
HI ADAM

>>16142262
I'm really liking this biscotti video! I think I will make some at home sometime soon!

>>16142884
>his wife was hot in college
source? she just looks like every 40 year old libtard mom.

>>16142262
He's using land'o'lakes butter, ahahahhaha

Why do people hate him so much? Some of his educational videos are entertaining/insightful

Adam is the goat of ck

>>16144671
Because some faggot has been shilling him non-stop for like 2 years.

>>16143867
someone posted a picture a little while ago, but I couldn't find it in the archive. I guess hot isn't the right word, she was more of a cute tomboy.

>>16142364
pretty sure this thread has been jannied like 5 times, this guy keep reposting it

>>16142828
quality screen play material. you should hire a fiverr creators to do stillshot cartoons and have it voiced over

>>16145109
Jannies will never win!!!!

>>16145001
hmmm i wonder who.....

>>16145473
So much this!!!!!

Soyboy

>>16145526
Why would Adam spend any time at all on this shithole website? To "shill" his channel? He already has 1.4 MILLION subs. Do you really think he would get anymore "shilling" himself on some irrelevant forum filled with racist incels? No he wouldn't. Furthermore, why does ck hate him so much? This board always wants more good cooks and wants to see people make good food but when Adam comes along and makes the best videos about cooking and nutrition ck shits on him. Hypocrites the lot of you. So no, Adam isn't posting on ck. It would be a complete waste of my time. Maybe, MAYBE, he lurks here.

>>16145977
you tell me adam. why can't you just let it go?

>>16145977
>waste of my time
Hello Adam.

>>16139047
this dude looks like the guy at the bar who tells you he is a genius right before saying the DUMBEST shit you've ever heard.

Imagine running into Faguesa on the street out of nowhere. He's out and about with his wife, making some inane comment about the insufficient humidity of the water at the local restaurant establishment in an impotent attempt to appear sophisticated. You just walk up to him, tap him on the shoulder, and then, never breaking eye contact, tell him he is a fucking joke of a chef.

He'd just stand there for a few seconds, flabbergasted and off-balance, and then try to formulate a response. He fails. As he stutters some incomprehensible pseudo-intellectualism and "Acthually" in order to save face at the sudden attack, it soon becomes utterly clear he is completely incapable of confrontation; He's staring down at the pavement, wringing his wrists and whispering. His responses to criticism is normally beyond the safety of a computer desk. Now he's naked and defenseless.

Whenever he tries to speak, you simply laugh loudly in a mocking tone, egging him on and never giving him any room. You ask how a man who claims to be formally educated could be such a intellectual dead end or how the Mcchicken you just had on the corner is better than anything he will ever make.

After a while, you've finally prodded him enough. He makes a shrieking feminine shout and strikes you with the most ineffective punch imaginable; His balled-up fist twists midswing and he ends up striking you with his wrist. As it connects to your mighty 5 f 1 body (Easily towering over Faguesas feeble frame) the bones in his hand shatter in sickening crack. He falls to the ground, weeping, defeated both verbally and physically. You decide to bring it all home, so you take out the protective paper from your Mcchicken and smear it all over his face, grease side up. A pathetic mockery of a "man", his horse wife turns to you, biting her lips and unable to control herself at the sight of a real man. She strips down to her underwear right there and then, and pleads at your knees to be yours.

>>16146322
kek

>>16146322
Adam, this isn't healthy

>>16140671
I'm tempted to try his macaron recipe. Anything you found out that makes the recipe better than just following what he did in his video?

When will Chadam finally make a calamari video?

>>16145977
Adam posting needs to stop

>>16145977
Adam hands posted this

Why is Adam so good at cooking? Hes just some journo.

Adam posting needs to continue

I would clean his entire kitchen after he shoots a cooking video with my powerful tongue. I would be nude while he sits in the corner fully clothed in a slightly too small chair so I could watch him shift and squirm trying to get comfy.

>>16147752
>went to school for music
>journalist
>now youtuber
>has family
say what you want about him, but he's definitely been living life. some people are just more driven than others.

>>16147752
He's not good at cooking, he's just good at research and presenting amateur cooking with confidence

>>16142828
Beautiful. I can hear Chef John's voice when I read it.

>>16146322
Adam Ragusea is the king of pseuds.

fuck off soyboy, your cooking sucks and your mom should've swallowed. you don't get a (you)