/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16141851
An extremely small % of the population consumes these. The vast majority don't. Why do you care about a niche population of people you will never meet?

>>16141868
>Why do you care about a niche population of people you will never meet?
Cope, this is a food post on a food board.

>>16141868
>Why do you care about a niche population of people you will never meet?

OP suffers from what is known as "American Derangement and Obsession Syndrome", and forgot to take his meds today sadly.

>>16141851
lol imagine being so fucking stupid, not only do you believe "amercians" do this but also being so fucking stupid you can't comprehend that's what happens when you cook a hamburger anything in the pan vs a grill.

Thanks for making my day. I'm glad to know retarded as fuck people post shit like this and believe it.

>>16141905
I cook skillet burgers all the time and they never get bubbles like that...

>>16141905
The fuck are you talking about, I've been cooking patties for years and I've never seen any of them having this bubbling reaction.

>>16141917
>>16141910
That's because you aren't retarded when it comes to cooking. OP is fucking stupid. Don't take what I said personally you fucking retards

>>16141851
jewish communists are now american

>>16141898
>Cope, this is a gay anal sex post on a gay anal sex board.
See what you sound like?

>>16141921
I am retarded when it comes to cooking. Can co firm, never seen this.

>>16141925
Woah, I didn't realize I was this based. Thanks, anon.

>>16141905
No.

>>16141929
That just means you're a decent/good cook then

>>16141945
>>16141929
>>16141917
>>16141910
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/comments/1zldlx/bubbles_on_meat_patties/

Jesus Christ you bunch are fucking stupid

>>16141953
Reddit.

>>16141953
>They were packaged in vacuum packaging
LMFAO sorry mate, I only eat fresh meat.

>>16141925
>See what you sound like?
If he was on a gay sex board he wouldn't be out of place talking about gay sex, I don't get your point

>>16141953
Disgusting sub human produced food for subhumans.

>>16141953
>he goes to reddit

>>16141851
it's called beyond meat because it comes from beyond this world

>>16141851
>vegans
>synonym for Americans

Yurocuck education

>>16142001
>Burgers
>Not american
LMFAO

>>16141956
>>16141996
I just went to reddit and saw this, what the fuck is going on over there

>>16142022
It seems that air is trapped inside the patty after getting vacuum packed and when they're cooking it, the air is starting to expand but the fat is heavier therefore those bubbles are formed.

>>16142040
IMAGINE THE SMELL

>>16142040
>hamburger smells like hamburger
>iMaGiNe Da SmEaLl

>>16142101
It's not a hamburger.

Vegans: We have an extremely healthy diet
Also vegans:

That happens with normal meat as well. Just not as much.

>>16142114
Why is this board full of YouTube comment section memes, it honestly puts me off of coming here

>>16142030
No. The water in the patty expands into steam and creates bubbles in the juices/hemoglobin. Happens with pretty much all pre-pattied frozen shit because of the quality and water content.

>>16142154
>Why is this board full of YouTube comment section memes, it honestly puts me off of coming here
Always has been.

>>16141851
Cringe

>>16142154
How old are you? 4chan in general has always been this way. It's a trash chink basket weaving website

>>16142429
I mainly use /out/ and /x/ and I have only ever seen this style of post on /ck/, maybe I just don't use the fag boards like you

Food faker than the people that consume it

>>16141898
Because you're being disingenuous. This isn't a food post, this is a shit post for you to cry about Americans in any capacity you can. The food isn't the point here, it's you projecting your insecurities about people you don't even interact with.

>>16142154
You find it on the boards that tend to be slower and have more niche topics. The slow nature of the board leaves most shitposters to avoid it. Top it off with a majority of the people who come to /ck/ are normalfags and you have threads with Iphone users obsessing over America.

And then there are phoneposters like OP. A shining beacon of why phoneposters offer nothing to a board and should have been banned from the start.

>>16142487
If it was a designed to mock mexicans, indians or arabs, you'll be laughing. Stop being a crying baby.

i’ve made these before and they turned out fine and tasty. whoever did this is either a retard or did it on purpose

>>16141851
>Obsessed with vegans
>Obsessed with Americans
>iPhone filename in the OP of a shitty low effort thread

>>16142465
That's the point though.

>>16141851
TETSUO!!!

>>16142576
Stop seething

>>16142616
Stop taking shit too seriously and grow some balls if you're gonna be browsing here. Everyone gets shit. Take it or move to reddit.

>>16142154
Then don't come here. Go to reddit

KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16142659
This

>>16142443
>maybe I just don't use the fag boards
>I mainly use /out/ and /x/

>>16142546
>phoneposters offer nothing to a board and should have been banned from the start
Wasn't there a point at which mobile hardware couldn't post on 4chan? I could swear that was the case.

>>16142659
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSUOOOOOOOOO

>>16141851
TETSUOOOOO

>>16141851
>Americans must approve of every weird thing I find on the internet
I don't even approve of most of the regular shit Americans like and I am one.

>>16141868
fpwp

>>16142040
THICCCCC

>>16141898
>why is it so hard to learn how to greentext?

>>16141851
>>16141868
Yea listen, I'm a plant BASED chad and I never try to eat imitation schmeat like all of these poser cucks thinking they're eating healthy. These cucks are in the major minority, but just enough that they make the people who sell this shit profit. They all relapse and go back to eating shit after they get even more fat and unhealthy because they didn't eat their fucking fruits and vegetables the right way.

>>16141851
Imagine for one second thinking that the fringe population of dissidents that want to destroy burger are "Americans." Since they probably aren't sincere, imagine even pretending to believe that.

Ah, yes, the foreskin patty.

>>16142615
KANDEDAAAAA

>>16141868
because there's another small % of the population that is using every available method to try and convince us to eat this shit

>>16141898
>obsessing over americans
Americans are not food.

>>16141868
>not "you will never meat"
what a waste of a post, ngmi

>>16141905
Holy fuck you're retarded

>eurocucks

>>16141851
We're the only one willing to push the boundaries of science in order to perfect food. You'll thank us eventually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FoaomccQJY

>>16141851
Cheap meat patties (the kind Americans eat) do that too. Because it's highly processed.
When you have little bits of protein suspended in liquid, they make disgusting bubbles when you heat them up.
>>16142022
That's a meat patty. Pic related is too. Stop eating literal slop

>>16145784
I've bought these "cheap" meat patties for years and never seen any shit like that.

>>16143235
>be me evolution
>decide to run natural selection
>i'm bored anyway , it gon be fun
>weak units die off
>gene pool kept clean n good
>obstacle
>humans prevent natural selection
>average human iq drops down to 75
>they start fucking up their lives more than i ever could
>mfw

>>16141851
>tfw no one recognizes turn me bubbles

>>16141925
It sounds like he's on a gay anal sex board and so are you anon. Why are you on a gay anal sex board?

>>16141901
kek, this

>>16144627
can we cool it with the antisemitism please

>>16142154
no one:
nobody:
not a soul:
not even big chungus:
not even keanu reeves:
not even moot:
this anon:
allow me to introduce myself and leave

>>16141851
>WHY DO AMERICANS
Shut the fuck up, keep eating sardines while your country is taken over by immigrants Eurocuck, or keep being autistic and unattractive if you're Asian.

>>16146197
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the absolute state

>>16146197
>fat mutt trying to shittalk others, exposing his own insecurities about his appearance and fact that the US is sub 50% white

>>16146222
>>16146202
In the US, Muslims sell us cigarettes, in Europe....Muslims rape your daughter and get away with it.

In the US, Asians do your nails....in Asia....they're ugly people who can only breed via rape and commit suicide at a rapid rate.

>>16146230
See
>>16146222

>>16146230
In china, you get paid in social credit score
In america, they do it for free

>>16141851
Eww i was gonna buy that hamburgre meat but not anymore. i'm gonna try the impossible whopper instead.

>>16145784
For the love of god what the fuck is happening.

oh it's this thread again

>>16141851
american education

>>16146613
no education

>>16142154
>Why is this board full of YouTube comment section memes, it honestly puts me off of coming here
Where do you think the commenters are coming from?

>>16141953
Go back

>>16141925
Why are you bringing up gay sex of all things?

>>16147708
Gay sex is kino

>>16147838
TFW no gay bf to cook me american bubbling patties.

I tried one of these at a bar once and though it was alright. This picture will make me think twice before eating one again.

>>16141851
if they ever make actually good vatmeat I'll eat it so I don't have to hurt piggies or moomoos, deal with it

>>16145784
>>16142022
what the FUCK