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I tried lobster today and I almost vomited after 2 bites.
How do people eat that shit?

>> No.16138568

You're probably allergic to shellfish but you're definitely not allergic to semen

>> No.16138576

did you crack it open first?

>> No.16138589

>>16138558
Lobsters and crayfish for most of history were peasant food. You must not have had peasant ancestors.

>> No.16138590

>>16138576
It was a lobster roll. I swallowed one piece, hated it, but I spent 20 dollars on it so I wanted to finish, so I took a big bite and after 2 chews, my stomach started to hurt and I spit it out.

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>>16138558
Aame thing happened to me with mayonnaiae. Atrocious """sauce""". Just ruins any perfectly good food

>> No.16138630

>>16138558
lobster is trash unless it's in pasta or something and you can barely taste it. I do not care for those sea insects, crab mogs it in every way

>> No.16138633

>>16138590
Yeah sounds like you're allergic to me. If your body reacts that fast then that's nearly always the case.

>> No.16138752

Same thing happened to me but I'm allergic. You may be too.

>> No.16138929

>>16138558
sea bugs

>> No.16139017
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My dad is the type to get excited and force the family to try things, well about a year ago he was like WE GOTTA EAT A BIG LOBSTER NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR MY FAMILY so he went to the docks and bought a massive lobster. mom tried her best to steam it and according to traditions (that we looked up on the internet) we ate it with i think garlic butter.

I dont know if it was just the lobster but the garlic butter couldnt save that shit. It was chewy and just reeked of barnacles. I tried my best to eat as much as I could but that thing was fucking massive and there was a bunch left over. I was so surprised because not even the meat inside the claws were that great, totally unlike crab.

tl;dr not sure why people eat lobster

>> No.16139029

>>16138630
This. Not sure why lobster is associated with luxury when it's shit compared to crab.

>> No.16139098

>>16138558
I don't. I vomit immediately upon it nearing my lips, and start retching to the smell.

>> No.16139139

>>16138558
Because it is delicious for most people that aren't children.

>> No.16139431

>>16139029
It used to be poorfag food until trains were invented and fishermen could shill it as a luxury item to people who have never seen one before.