/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16129842
Adam ragusea!

>>16129842
Someone who's a fat ugly NEET incel whose existence is pure ressentiment, towards women, nonwhites, sex-havers, plebbit, people with jobs, people with social lives, etc.

So, the opposite of the soyfaggot in your pic.

Graystillplays or Let’s.gameItOut

>>16129853
lmoa 13 year old found 4chinz

>>16129853
So this guy?

>>16129859
>t. seething libcuck
you will never be a woman

Reviewbra

the cringe one aka all of them

>>16129862
this guy but not for the reasons in that cringy post

>looks the part
>"worked in a restaurant"
>recipes are way too elaborate because he has nothing better to do

Binging with Babish because of how fucking repetitive you guys are

But instead of making bread a thousand times and mentioning the "clean plate club", you guys make the same threads over and over again.

Obviously Jack.

>>16129945
literally who?

>>16129883
what do you think of babish

>>16129842
Kay's cooking.

>>16129864
You will, though. You faggy little bitch.

>>16129842
You just posted him.

>>16129842
Adam awoke, naked and chained to a wall, with a coughing fit, the hairs on his tounge having gotten caught in his windpipe while unconcious. He wheezed and felt the gag reflex kick in before finally exhaling the errant curly hairs. He looked upon them in his hand and realized these looked too feral, too masculine to be anywhere near his own. He took small comfort in knowing this meant he likely hadn't sucked himself off last night. Trying to recollect the events leading up to this, he noticed he was in a dark basement, walls lined with spice racks and filled to the brim with jars of Cayenne. Adam had little time to take in his surroundings as he became aware of a sharp burning sensation in his asshole. His confusion giving way to panic, he screamed for help into the darkness, his echoing plea reverberating into the void.

A moment of silence. Suddenly, the stillness was faintly broken by approaching footsteps accompanied by the sound of a piano:

https://youtu.be/UI6YgHidevk [Embed]

An vast silhoutte emerged from the dark, and with a booming voice exclaimed:

"This is Chef John, from fooooood wishes dot com wiiiith... How to prep your soyboy!"

A shiver came Raguesa as he suddenly remembered exactly what transpired last night.

"J-john, please, I-I'm sorry, I promise I'll cancel my Youtube account and buy some more Cayenne, just let m-"

No sooner had Adams words left his lips before John mighty hairy hands covered his mouth and forced his face to the ground, his muffled cries ignored by the titan, who was Jovially explaining every step of the process to the camera. In the corner of his eye, he saw Chef John reach for one of the jars of Cayenne while forcing Adams buttcheeks apart. At that moment, he realized the origin of the burning sensation he had felt earlier.

>>16129842
I rarely watch youtube. Are youtube cooks a thing? I use a binder filled with my grandma and grandpa's recipes. I've watched HowtoBBQRight's channel a few times for bbq/smoking ideas.

probably babish, blissfully unaware of the level of retarded losers we actually are
now you might think this description fits adam better, but hes not that bad hes just an awkward host in his videos and occasionally makes something that make absolutely no fucking sense but for the most part he does his research and cooks practical food in a way that works for his setting

>>16129848
>>16129842
>>16129862
>>16130175
No because these people can actually cook to a certain degree.