/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16117125
yuengling

>>16117125
much better than maotai

mango white claw

>>16117125
I don’t drink alcohol. It simply disgusts me

>>16117176
Fren, you might have the gay!

>>16117174
Mah nigga

>>16117125
What a fucking nose.

Don’t give a fuck what faux-snobs say about it.

I'm a simple man

>I don't drink champagne
>Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
>Tell me why wouldn't it be true that I get a kick out of brew

I don't drink alcohol. Alcohol is for people who will never make it.

>>16117125

>>16117125
Well I’m sober now

>>16117125
still would

>>16117531
You know what, fuck it, based

the jew strikes again

>>16117535
>>16117531
Worse comes to worse you just start hitting it from the back.

>>16117555
nah, I get my kicks from the sense of charity I get from ugly girls' O-faces

This woman probably still has had way more sex than me.

>>16117125
Ew! A jew! Disgusting shrew! I'm going to spew!

>>16117125
Pilsner

>>16117176
>Doesn't like booze
Fair. There's plenty of things people don't like

>Feels the need to seek out threads dealing in said thing to announce it
You're no better than those vegan faggots that shill their diet like s fucking religion

>>16117125
You think she likes drinking out of snifters?

Life

>feeling depressed
>decide to break my two month sobriety streak
>remember it's sunday
>can't buy booze
oh well...

>>16117125
why is this very gross man dressed in girls clothes? what kind of sicko is he?

>>16118516
This
>>16117176
Fucking faggot

>>16118637
She's kind of cute in a turn-of-the-century homely farmgirl kind of way. I bet she sucks a mean cock desu

>>16118609
>cant buy booze on sunday

>>16118645
surely you jest. that a very ugly man

>>16118652
ugly girls are secret kino. They have to compensate by being super freaky in bed, so you can basically do whatever you want to them

>>16117284
Me again, just want to point out that I do drink cum.

>>16117125
Zeigenbock

>>16118609
You dodged a bullet.
Stay strong, man. You already know drinking won't help with the depression.

>>16117125
WOOF WOOF! I wouldn’t touch her with yours OP.

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>>16117575
Looks like beggars can be choosers!

>>16119568
Jew memes are so low energy

>>16117125
I just drank two Corona's, got one left lol.

>>16117125
She probably doesn't get many guys hitting on her so she'd be so flattered if you came up and talked to her. She'd probably be a little shy at first, but eventually you'd take her home and get to bone her. Then she'd cuddle up against you and tell you how much she loved you and wants to watch animes with you and be with you forever. Nobody else wants to be with you forever. :(

>>16118609
Pennsylvania bro here. Just went and got a box of wine from Wegmans.

Typically beer, nothing fancy just lagers.
Recently started getting into wine, though. Opened up a 2019 Beringer cab yesterday and actually tried to have it at temp. Was great!
But I’ll always be a beer man, through and through

>>16117125
Dat god chosen schnozz!

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>>16119568
A women with that figure could make a good living on only fans.

>>16119927
I'd rather be alone for ever

>>16117235
Бaceд

>>16117125
STRONG TEA

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>>16118581
mean and uncalled for :(

Best cola for rum and coke?

>>16117125
tfw u dont konw ur ugly

moderators there are anti-semites in this thread
shut this thread down

>>16117125
whatever I'm drinking it ain't strong enough to want that tranny in the pic

Old Forrester 86proof w/ sprite
tall glass of ice water next to it

>>16117125
Talisman pale ale and Auchentoshan. I’ll switch to Whistler grapefruit ale and Bushmill’s Black when I get home.

>>16117284
Never make what? I’m a daily drinker and I live in a comfortable home with my much younger wife. I have a stable job which I’m a senior manager at and I wrote a cook book. What have you done?

>>16117125
i could believe this picture just makes her look really bad

truly berry punch

>>16117125
EJ?

>>16121721
kek

>>16122310
u do realize it is the same one or two anons that post non-alcohol posts on these threads.

>>16117125
canadian club rye. gonna kill this 26 tonight

>>16117125
i need pussy badly bros, I dont understand why jerking doesnt really fill the need

>>16117197
tricked by the pickle man once again

>>16122488
beluga gold line

someone gave me a bottle of this, taking some shots right now. It's decent but I'm not really a vodka person.

>>16122434
I’m fairly certain all of 4chan is just me and you behind seven proxies

>>16122310
does your wife know you're gay?

>>16122697
Yes, but she’s also gay so it works out, like multiplying negatives.

>>16122515
that, studded jeans, your own company, a tight fitted tee shirt, a tan, short and spiked hair, tattoos, and girls with fake tits. that's all that vodka reminds me of.

>>16122515
I bought a bottle a few weeks ago and even the checkout guy was making fun of me. I drink a lot of vodka, and "decent" is being generous. I used to hate when people called foods "memes" (/ck/ used to be different ~8 years ago), but Crystal Head is a straight up meme.

grabbed a four pack of curmudgeon's wife on the way out of work. she'd be better cold but i don't have time for that. might hold onto the last one and se how it ages.

>>16122515
>>16122806
crystal head is indeed a "meme". you are buying it for the bottle. they know it. you know it and everyone who see's it in your house knows it.

>>16122841
you could buy it because you love dan aykroyd?

>>16122841
kek yea, glad I didn't pay for it at least

>>16117125
I think I went to high school with her

>>16122310
I invented modern computers, get on my level.

>>16122677
I too feel like 4chan is mostly fakes and bots, but I'm at least a third dude.

>>16122920
Highland park?

usually i drink beer but winter's chill has put me off the carbs

>>16122984
Yes I didn't know her but have definitely seen her around

>>16122952
that bot? it's actually a little wizard who lives in your pc. remember to feed him crumbs from your chips.

>>16117125
Anyone sober atm? I stopped drinking 3 days ago, was shaky for 2 days but I was fine today. Kratom is helping a lot to keep me happy, working my sales job and not manic. Let me know how you guys are doing. Cheers

>>16118609
What 3rd world country are you from? Iran or some shit?

>>16117125
its my day off tomorrow so i dont want to have a hangover. alcohol is for work nights.

>>16117284
KJI drank enough cognac to become hennesey's #1 customer and he had an entire country at his beck and call

Drinking Blue Moons while also sipping on Bulleit bourbon and Lot 40 rye.

>>16117182
I just finished a large sample box of Steamworks beers. Really good stuff.

>>16117260
There's only one beer left?!

>>16119568
This but actually

>>16123136
UH OH

>>16117125
a chick invited me to go drink beer today in the evening out of the blue
should i take my knife /ck/?

>>16123326
Anon is probably already dead. Should have brought a gun. Can't trust women these days

>>16123326
Knife for safety. Condom for safety. Knife + condom for guaranteed sex. Can't go wrong.
Unless she's jewish then you're fucked from "hello"

>>16117125
Christophuh let himself go.

>>16123326
knife? nah bring your spear you pussy.
>cervezas>irish beers>blue moon/shock top>craft beers>sours>domestics>other imports
girls are weird man, but if you're looking to lay and you think hairy nuts and a strong chin is the way to get to it then that's the order there. don't question the order either, i don't have time for that.

>>16123078
Muslim countries have week ends on friday/saturdays usually. If things for that Anon are closed on a sunday it's more likely to be a Christian country like let's say Poland.

How has this thread survived 30 hours without stoking the ire of the Jannies?

>>16122513
Time to crash into slumber, lads

>>16123529
lmao

i remember when 4chan used to publicly-shame people who actually deserved it. show some class

>>16123968
>4chan
>class
Hello newfag.

>>16117125
Dude, it's like 8am.

>>16117125
I can't stop drinking my waifu, I've given up trying to drink other things

>>16117125
Box wine

>>16119568
Low effort meme moshe

>>16123855
You can't buy booze on a Sunday in Sweden. Maybe some bar might be open but you can't go to the liquor store chain owned by the government.

>>16124094
Right there with you anon

>>16123475
Nope still alive
>>16123528
no sex beer was very nice tho
>>16123617
yeah let me real quick drink shitty beer and go around my street with a massive spear

>>16123078
could be Utah

>>16123968
Sir, this is 4channel.

>>16123028
I saw her on Tinder lol

>>16117235
I've really come to appreciate how "vodka-y" Russian Standard is. It's also the very first drink I had so it holds a special place in my heart.

>>16124631
dude wtf that's my girlfriend

>>16124052
>not starting the morning with some tea and scotch

>>16117125
Wow. The world is so cruel and unfair.

>>16117125
I would fuck this woman because fucking hideous women like this is hilarious. As long as her body isn't as hideous as her face.

>>16119568
you will never be a human

it's monday

>>16125936