/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16110488
I don't drink alcohol.
Getting "drunk" is monkey-tier form of entertainment

>>16110497
well call me a monke then
also: i don't like you and we would not be fwens.

>>16110497

>drinking faster makes you get drunk faster
toppest of insight, faggot

>>16110488
I don't need to get drunk fast, I need to be drunk as long as possible

you know what's great with beer?

pizza.

>>16110497
how many friends do you have

>>16110503
I'll be your friend.

>>16110497
*Tips fedora and swirls cape*
My good sir...

>>16110641
k

>>16110654

>>16110526
You gotta do both dude. Slam a couple fingers of liquor then switch to light beer. Instantly reach your level and then maintain it without getting any drunker for the rest of the night. Square shaped drunk curve.

>>16110662
>long neck and no torso

>>16110637
Poor argument. I have no friends and I get drunk every day.

>>16110641

>>16110488
that's absurdly inefficient. just open your throat and pour the beer down.

>>16110497

>>16110488
I only drink belgian and trappist beers with a straw, and only the craziest of crazy straws.

>>16110497
>No alcohol for me my good sir, I'll take soylent, neat.

>>16111111
checked

>>16111111
Checked

>>16111111
SEXTUS HAS SPOKEN

>>16110497
>he doesn't want to return to monkey
cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7o5gsc63qs

>>16111111
pisshead confirmed for master race

>>16110488
being drunk kinda sucks, i would rather just get high then drink a beer for the taste.

>>16110497
You WILL get drunk
You WILL be unable to bear life unaided by substances
You WILL waste money on literal poison
You WILL destroy your liver
You WILL give into peer pressure

>>16110633
yes, you are right

>>16110488
strange looking schooner glasses mate....

>>16111612
never thought I'd come across a fellow man of culture in this neck of the woods..
Everyone drinks alcohol and they don't know why.

>>16111723
It's a real shame. Thankfully nobody in my circles drinks to excess and I've never been peer pressured (more than jokingly, anyway) to drink.

>>16111596
drugs are for degenerates alcohol is fine tho

>>16111111
based wino

>>16111111
Put me in the screencap, nigger

>>16111111
I kneel

>>16111111

is 3 liters a day too much? idk on what point i got into this, but i'm having a hard time to not drinking at least 3 lts every time i want to drink, and lately that's been almost every day.

>>16112363
why do you think a get in one of the slowest boards on 4chan is screencap worthy? the post is very accurate, but is not that funny nor new. i'm genuinely curious on what your train of thoughts was when you wrote that

>>16112451
Any amount of cum is too much, but for a giant faggot like you, 3 liters sounds about right

>>16111111
OH SHIT LOOK AT THOSE DIGITS

checked

>>16111111
He has spoken

>>16110497
in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

>>16111111
Six of the same number!

>>16112617
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie

>>16110488
>gets you drunk faster, try it bros.
Idiot.

Start your binge drinking with a shot, if you need fast abuse of your body. Straws, with their environmental effect, are stupid unless you are elderly or have functional issues, avoiding tooth staining (celebrities), or keeping your mask on, and just sipping by lifting your mask up a bit.

>>16111111

>>16112662
You are annoying and gay. never post again.

>>16110488
I always drink with a straw so can confirm
Goon and orange fanta always
yes I'm a poor ausfag

>>16112451
Its not worthy, but I said it anyway.
What are you going to do about it, blackling?

>>16110488
I'm curious of the science behind this.

>>16112810
Don't be curious, just trust the Science. Experts say you get drunk faster. What is there to be curious about?

>>16112793
calm yer tits for fuck sake

gj on getting the get, proud of you, and your mother says she's proud too (she cannot type herself, shes blowing me). it's retards like >>16112523 >>16112363 that pops up in every unfunny shit, pursuing idk what, glory? attention? pride? something to show to his imaginary friends? it's very cringey, and i invite you to examine other 4chan screencaps. since 2017 or so, there's always this unfunny comment

>>16110497
>>16111612
>>16111723
>>16111734
>never invited out in high school
>no opportunity to drink until well into adulthood
>pissed about it
>"Yeah I'm above alcohol, I don't give into peer pressure"
I also don't really drink, except for a single beer with a meal once every few months
It's possible to not be an animal without displaying this kind gay shit

>>16110497
>thinks drinking alcohol means getting drunk
The only people I know who think like this are toddler tier tastelets

>>16113122
I'll get shitty sometimes at shows, or out with friends ("We should have shots!" "I don't want shots, can I just get a double on the rocks or something?"), but I usually just go for a pleasant buzz, and maintain indefinitely.

That's not to say I'm not a toddler tier tastelet. I'm not big on a lot of IPAs, some scotches are a little too peaty, and I'll only make negronis with amaro instead of campari when I'm feeling masochistic.

>>16113187
Yikes

>>16113187
>n*gronis
Umm can you try drinking something a little less... uh... problematic?

>>16113228
Like a 110th Street? Or a Black Manhattan?

>>16113219
>oof

>>16113046
grapes really do suck. i always forget to wash them because then they would be all drippy anyway and when i dont wash them they taste kinda dusty-ish

>>16113508

so they suck solely on your incompetence to wash grapes, is this correct?

>>16110497
Fpbp

>>16113508
They're usually rinsed during processing. They're kind of semi-symbiotic with yeast when you grow them on their own - great for making wine, kind of a bit weird for eating if you're not used to it.

>>16113122
>gets you drunk faster, try it bros.
Right there in the OP you absolute brainlet

>>16110497

>>16110526
this man is a gentleman and a scholar

>>16110633
cocaine aint bad with beer either

>>16110641
can I be fwens with yall too

>>16111612
to each their own... there are no right answers about how to live after all.

>>16111111
Checked and first poster rekt

>>16113557
incorrect

>>16110747

>>16110488
im doing pretty good right now desu

>>16110877
Alpha-chad confirmed.

>>16113122
this desu. it's nice to get a buzz on but getting smashed is never the objective once you're past like 19

that said i drink a shitton because bars are a nice place to relax with a good people and once I'm well buzzed I can be a dank cringe retardo thot(male) more easily

>>16113771
base

>>16113122
>thinks you can get drunk faster without getting drunk

>>16110488
If your goal is to get drunk faster, why are fucking around with beer? Get a cocktail or something

>>16112451
Get a hobby you cant drink while doing, anon

>>16112451
3l of literally anything other than water would be a lot but 3l of what here

3l of hard liquor? see a doctor. 3l of light beer? that's a normal american farmer's diet

>>16111111

>>16112523
3 litres of cum is nowhere near enough

>>16113046
>never invited to drink alcohol
I was invited plenty of times, and for drugs as well. Sorry to break your projector.

>>16113975
>Get a cocktail or something
Okay first off -- FAG. Shots and not gay shots either.
Second -- have you tried a Power Hour? It's where you take a shot of beer every sixty seconds for an hour.

>>16114067
>a shot of beer every sixty seconds
that sounds really slow and you strike me as a closeted faggot for being afraid of poofter drinks

>>16111111

>>16110488
Drinking out a straw for anything makes you a faggot

>>16111111

>>16114130
I've seen a guy in my town get bashed for a poof because he was drinking from a straw and refused to stop.

>>16114151
And you did nothing because you were waiting for him to pass out, so you could see what it's like to have sex with a man?

>>16114302
No, I did nothing because everybody knows everybody here and if you defend a scapegoat you become one. I also didn't care about him.

>>16110497
fpbp look at all this seethe

>>16113958
>t. ESL
I was responding to the first post, not OP.

>>16110488
just wait til you discover beer shots!

>>16110497
>Getting "drunk" is monkey-tier form of entertainment
Primates gonna primate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_-7xwiqVJU

>>16114327
but you also waited until he stopped breathing to get a little taste of necrophilia. It's never really left you, has it?

>>16114441
Isn't that what they serve in Denmark?

>>16114151
bongs truly are subhuman

>>16110497
Good. Now I hope you will help the sane among us in trying to repeal the 21st amendment.

The 21st amendment was the single greatest mistake in American history since Slavery.

>>16111111
Based digits of truth

Whenever I drink, even just one beer I don't get drunk, heck, just to get drunk I need to drink a lot. However after I drink all my joints and muscles fucking hurt and I feel like shit whole day. It is like my testosterone levels drop suddenly because of alcohol magically. Plus one beer have fucking 250kcal that 3 beer is equal to one portion of meal for fucks sake.
Alcohol drinkers are fucking joke, there is way better alternative which is smoking tobacco.

>>16115087
What a fucking retard lmao

>>16111111
I'll drink to that

>>16110488
I don't need to be drunk faster. I need to be drunk constantly.

>>16114559
What a strange thing to say. I have never heard that before, despite being Danish.
Do we have a reputation of serving beer in small portions or something?

i feel like i never get "fun" drunk. either i just drink beers and get bloated and tired, or i drink something heavier and get sleepy. i wish i had that euphoric drunk feeling everyone else seems to get

>>16116252
>everyone else seems to get
you're new on this board, aren't you?

>>16116239
I've just heard that halfpints/250mL is a reasonably standard option there.

>>16111111
Holy guacamole

>>16110488
If my goal is to get drunk fast I'd be drinking Everclear not beer.

>>16114057
lol no u weren't

>>16113018
You cant complain about unfunny comments if you post this literal Reddit shit, you gigantic faggot

>>16110747
Hmm yeah that actually sounds about right . I’m going to try that next time

Any anons that like to get drunk weekly, buy the supplement NAC. Take 1-1.5g 30min before your first drink. And your hangover will be severly reduced the next day. Don't take it during or after as it can make it worse. Thank me later

>went on another bender again
>this time it was short but harsh, about 1.5 weeks long 1L vodka per day
>it's day 4 after I stopped and only now has the crippling anxiety, sweating and hand trembles beginning to fade

Why do I do this to myself? I'm a fucking retard. I literally blacked out for like 3 days and I KNOW I had to have drunk drive to get more vodka and food

>>16117510
Maybe you're no longer a virgin

>>16112648
UH

>>16117526
I've had sex with over 40 people, all of whom I regret

>>16111111
Heh

>>16117536
Memory blanks make you prone to false memories.

>>16110488
It literally doesn't and anyone that says it does is a faggot.

>>16113938
I don't like you

>>16117420
gross... also pants.

>>16110505
SAVED

>>16111111

>>16110806

> having sex is easier

I disagree

>>16111111
The universe has spoken, fag must get drunk

>>16110806
This is the type of inspirational quote that validates obsessive stalkers.

>>16110806