/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16103210
As long as it’s Halal

>>16103210
They need a change of pace from their usual meal of eels in muslim cum

Gosh that'd hit the spot right now
I'll do beans for breakfast, thanks OP

>be bri'ish
>Work all week long, scrounging and saving every shilling
>Finally payday
>Spend my week's wages on the finest grub in all the land
Pic related, worth every farthing.

>>16103210
>>16103246
This makes the eternal paki seethe

>>16103210
It's a quick snack, not a meal
>>>reddit

>>16103210
>Posts badly done snack
>Assumes all British food is like this
I'm gonna go enjoy some Welsh cakes tomorrow and maybe some fish and chips just for you Anon.

>>16103212
It is.

>>16103900
>>Assumes all British food is like this
it pretty much is!

Do Americans not have beans? What about all the cowboy movies?

>>16103212
a kek every time

>>16103900

>>16104151
this is your fate too when Biden bans meat

>>16103210
this nigga eatin' beans

>>16104078
we do but they're different, we also eat them as a side instead of putting them on toast

>>16104229
>instead of putting them on toast
oi m8, not just toast. beans can be piled on potatoes, waffles, cheesy chips, spaghetti, and the list goes on.

>>16104229
these are so revolting

>>16104229

It's breakfast...

>>16104426
Also I usually ate two slices of toasted and buttered bread for breakfast not 1

>>16103210
Count yourself lucky that it didn't come with jellied eels.

>>16103210
>>16103246
>>16104151
i have absolutely no idea how anyone can look at these foods and not want to eat them

>>16103900
>Fish and chips.

Just be sure to get the curry sauce! Shows respect for your neighbors and betters if you get the fucking curry sauce.

>>16103210
Used to be, you could instantly tell if there was an East Indian or a Pakistani in the room, from the smell of curry. Not racist, not making things up either. Just like if you eat a lot of garlic, if you eat a lot of curry, you will emit a certain smell when you breathe, or sweat.

Today however, you can't be certain anymore. was in a store the other day, and the overwhelming smell of curry body odor wafted by from the next aisle. It was a white british guy. Thick pom accent too.

Twats.

>>16104229
As a Canadian, I call those "Desert Beans" because of the massive, and I do mean fucking massive, amount of sugar in them.

"Navy Beans, Water, Brown Sugar". Everything else in the can is less than 2% of the total. If you drained the liquid from the can, you could use it as pancake syrup.

>>16105162
*dessert.

poop it all anyway.

>>16103210
I think the put things between bread meme started with WW2

>>16105168
I understand the history, but what I don't understand is why a supposedly affluent nation would still, as a whole, eat this economic depression food. While my grandparents had to eat sawdust bread and other depression era meals, my parents are normal food, and so did I. There are br*ts my age (29) who are still eating cans of beans on top of bread.

>>16103900
You gonna put the cakes between bread before you eat it?

>>16105200
it's mostly down to class culture
despite most people over the age of 30 generally owning their own homes nowadays, they still act like they're living in hard times because of their working class origins

but it's all a big larp really
the tattoos, the alcoholism, smoking, eating shit food
they could move past it all, but they choose not to because they act like those things are cornerstone of their culture

>>16104151
That's not an unheardof sandwich in the American south

>>16105200
It's class anon, everything is class in the UK

>>16105238
Every time I think ingurland couldn't get more dystopian, I get proven wrong. Thank God I'm american.

>>16105265
I'm from /int/, the ride never ends m8

>>16105265
>Every time I think ingurland couldn't get more dystopian, I get proven wrong. Thank God I'm american.
We are objectively worse than sweden now look at us

>>16105285
I've seen those before, I never saw the one where they use murdered babies to light their furnaces like fucking chinks.

>>16105297
>Oi! Did I just see you 'ug your nan wivout your 'ugging loicense?!

So how come bingobongos say fish and chips or full english are their signature national dishes instead of say roast beef or steak and kidney pie?

>>16105308
obviously it's sensational garbage. They're considered medical waste, you want them to bury them with little gravestones?

>>16103210
the entire anglosphere, my guy
we eat this shit in Canada, Australia, NZ etc as well.
Literally only yanks that find it gross.

>>16105438
it's not really gross per se, it's just more of that carbs on carbs bullshit

>>16104151
we got too cocky britbros

>>16105328
Signature dish of the UK is tikka masala

>>16105460
beans are legumes, not carbs.
also beans give good long-lasting energy which is handy if you know you have a big day ahead of you.
I always do a beans, bacon & cheese on toast breakkie before a big day of skiing or something just cuz I know it'll keep me going all day until about 8pm or so without needing a break.

>>16105328
The French nickname for the English is “les rosse bifs”

>>16104048
If you eat like two stereotypical foods sure.
>>16104151
Looks delicious, would crunch down on that any day.
>>16105225
Only if I feel like vomiting.

>>16103219
Update: I had those beans for breakfast

>>16105238
What, we're supposed to give every miscarriage/abortion a tiny coffin and bury it?

>>16105328
Because fuck you that's why

>>16103212
>grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
gets me every time

>>16103246
>no butter on a chip butty
not even a bong and I know this isn't right

>>16105438
what the fuck, the Jim's empire has expanded to Canada??

>>16105605
ah yes, goon of fortune

>>16103210
>>16103246
Simple, filling and delicious.
>>16104151
okay this is dumb though

>>16103210
>ITT, foreigners who, yet again, can't understand the concept of a quick and hearty lunchtime snack for builders

>>16105200
Because beans on toast and chip butties are enjoyable and filling and we aren't gangly little soys who need a moroccan tagine or a pesto salad for lunch like you gimpy little fucks

>>16106434
>I'm a big guy so I want bread and beans instead of a meat stew
huh?

It's a quick and cheap tea, no one treats it as fine dining here, it's just if you can't be arsed making anything, same with waffles, beans and cheese, low effort comfy food

>>16103210
All a man needs

>>16103246
Americans like this delicacy, not that far from the apple tree innit.

>>16103246
Nowt wrong with a chip butty

>>16106442
Beans on toast can be made in a few minutes, a meat stew takes literal hours unless you've already got one going.

>>16106972
>mustard on a chip butty
commit sudoku

>>16107363
Wasn't me that presented the alternatives, yo

For me it's panacalty.

>>16105200
cos its cheap as chips mate :)

>>16106442
Who the fuck is going to whack up a meat stew in a prefab on a building site you dumb cunt

>>16105200
we don't take advice from americans

>>16107414
see >>16107369

>>16103212
>plenty of likker on tha mash, guv!

>>16105460
>carbs on carbs
considering that beans arent carbs
but also like everything in this world, Aus/NZ does it better.
you fucking want carbs on carbs?
pic related is the national dish of down here, staple for literally any poorfag or Uni student.
30c canned spaghetti on toast.

>>16103246
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