/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How does it feel to try something ethiopians have never had?

>>16099398
The restaurant owners were immigrant Ethiopians though. It was their recipes.

>>16099387
"Ethiopian food"

It's well known that there is no such thing as Ethiopian food. If there were, the west wouldn't be sending them bulk ship loads of food every three or four years. The most Ethiopian food of the last 50 years, is powdered milk and government cheese, and mud patty cookies.

>>16099420
the joke is that ethiopians are starving

>>16099387
I would order that for myself, roll it, and eat it.

>>16099387
It's definitely in major competition with Indian food as best overall cuisine. It has the advantage of being way more fun to eat.

>>16099472
I will have an ethiopian burrito next time. Although, the sambusas are already sort of like that.

>>16099387
had it once and its alright but the wine though was fucking great

>>16099428
Yeah I was gonna say. OP is obviously trolling. They don't have a specific cuisine. I went there to see a business partner a few years ago and they just eat western food. Maybe because they're rich as fuck but when I asked them they said thats what everyone eats. When I asked them about local food they pointed to some bread in the middle of the table no one had touched.

>>16099472
>>16099485
I think injera might be too big for a functional burrito. That image doesn't really show the scale, but that is intended for three to four people.

>>16099524
That's like saying there's no such thing as American food because most fatties eat McDonalds.

>>16099571
what exactly is american food?
cause most things that come to mind arent meal like
they're like past time food

>>16099584
Most people in most countries just eat fast food over and over again. There's really no reason to care that much about what is or is not "American food" when most "American food" are reimagining's of European dishes, and sometimes a mixture of styles of different nations.

>>16099584
There is only one thing that is truly american, and it is new england clam chowder. No, barbacoa isn't american, it's stolen. No, succotash isn't american, it's stolen. And so on, and so on.

>>16099571
Are you soft in the head? There's no such thing as american cuisine either. Lots of countries don't have original food. For the most part countries eat what they eat because they inherited it.

>>16099612
Yeah, that's dumb. You're dumb. All food originate from somewhere, dumb dumb. What matters is how you add your own style and flavor, and if that dish becomes a regional fave then it's a national dish.

>>16099630
Shut the fuck up and get off my board, faggot.

>>16099672
and let dumb people like you be all that's left? No thanks.

>>16099712

>>16099428
ethiopian food is some of the most popular in the world ya dunce

>>16099764
Ok. This made me laugh. I actually clicked on 3 mountains to tell you this.

>>16099773
you can thank hearts of iron 4 for making me call italians ethiopian any chance i get

have you had ethiopian food? neither have they

>>16099807
so original. much funny. great joke.

>>16099863
thanks man, i have been working on my comedy routine

>>16099398
>>16099428
>>16099524
>They don't watch Mark Wiens

>>16099387
it's pretty good but I usually prefer the meatless dishes that you can easily eat with the flat bread.
>>16099863
literally every thread about Ethiopian food the same joke will be told by at least three different retards

no mosquito patty and clay biscuit?

>>16099387
Looks similar to Dosa

>>16099604
>most people in most countries just eat fast food

>>16100009
People only ever start the threads to create the opportunity to make the joke.

>>16099988
>unironically watches a food youtuber

>>16099953
you should start working on ending your life

>>16100062
is posting on a food board really so much better

>>16100062
You'd be a little more cultured if you did

>>16100093
>He said watching youtube videos makes you more cultured
What other lies do you tell yourself anon?

>>16099387
injera is better than san francisco sourdough

>>16100009
Not him, but you're all so unoriginal and unfunny.

>>16100143
objectively wrong

>>16100149
Sourdough is for poofs, hipsters and basic bitches that go to brunch on a fuckin sunday. Which one are you?

You guys are all so fucking stupid holy shit. It's just food. There's literally no reason to be a supremacist when it comes to food. No one cares if you think something is superior or not, you're not going to make anybody change their minds, and you're only doing it to inflate your own egos anyway.

>>16100149
>>16100179
samefag

>>16100183
Just take the L.

>>16100179
Is this your first time on /ck/?

>>16100192
>>16100192
looks shooped to me

>>16100198
If that were true, then I must be pretty damn fast at shooping considering how quickly I posted it.

>>16100208
In no way did I impugn your technical prowess

>>16100208
inspect elements takes all of 3 seconds. go take a sleep in the ocean faggot.

>>16100217
I literally don't even know how to photoshop. I just took a screenshot and cropped it.

>>16099609
What's this?

>>16099612
Define "original"
Seriously. Please explain to me what makes a dish "original".
I really want to see you try.

>>16099609
>new england clam chowder
>england
>truly american

>>16099733
Dang I'm gonna be rich! Thanks Anon!

>>16100301
np bb

>>16099524
Not sure if bait or not so I am going to reply anyways.
I don't know what kind of guy you met there but when I was in Eritrea we had Injera almost daily. Perhaps in Ethiopia they also have some western fast food.

>>16099398
fpbp

>>16100534
Family was probably placating the western dude. I've seen it a bunch of times.

this thread is absolute garbage
you guys are retarded

>>16100595
Thanks for classing up the place with that input you fucking knobhead.

>>16100618
the thread is already over, midwit

>>16099387
ive had zimbabwean food

>>16099387
You know what Ethiopan food tastes like? The Ethiopians don´t know either.

>>16100650
>>16100650
>>16100650

ethotopian dont know what tastes like either

>>16100673
>>16100673
>>16100673

>>16099428
>>16099398
are you guys like 60 years old?

>>16099387
what a nice way of telling us you're into scat

>>16099524
you got toured around bro i had this great fried bread there one morning, but i cant find any recipes anywhere.

>>16099387
Hard agree.

>>16099537
3 to 4 ethiopians = 1 normal person

>>16099387
why are their food so similar to indian food?

hahahaha guys guess what ethiopians dont have food

>>16099387
All I ever see for Ethiopian food is that pile of shit in the OP pic and peanut soup; aside from an empty plate. Anything worthwhile that’s not gushed over by hipsters faggots browsing Ethiopian fusion food trucks?

omg i love ethiopian food. best dishes are

krinkoman fisto
fiduki hauma
martigaas
minigga wat
bidokrang narkiman
special cheez
geepojik
mitiba oohooh
dinosaur surprise

>>16099387
Looks like some poo in loo shat on a plate.

>>16099387
I used to eat it in a restaurant in Bologna when I studied there. Zigni is delicious. I wish there was a place serving it nearby.mm

>>16102543
You made this whole list up didn’t you.

>>16102543
>minigga wat

Hahahaha

>>16102659

4chan really is no better than reddit, you fags post the most predictable unfunny shit on every thread about foreign food and I swear some of you are literal boomers who eat fast food for every meal

>>16100171
what the fuck

>>16102652
>minigga wat
No this is real, authentic Ethiopian cuisine.

>>16102543
>minigga wat
heh

>>16099387
>random plops of mystery slop and a few lettuce leaves on weird flat bread
>amazing
Nah.

>>16100085
I don't know. I've never seen a food board.